It was obvious that Zhang Jingjun was not deeply involved in the world, and was a little unfamiliar with the saying that he would rather believe in ghosts than believe in a man's mouth. He actually believed Wang Bu's words without any doubt.
The oath is just a means of comforting the other party, and the parties involved should not pay too much attention to the authenticity. If the oath is effective, I believe that the population on the earth can be reduced by 90%, and the remaining 10% are either infants or fools with brain problems.
"Brother Immortal, do you think my pet dog will be eaten?" Zhang Jingjun is still a little worried. Even if it is lost and adopted, Zhang Jingjun can still accept this ending, but if it is eaten, it is Isn't it too cruel, the big yellow dog is too unfortunate.
"Probably not. The dog is small, has little meat, and tastes bad." However, in order to reassure Zhang Jingjun, Wang Busheng still had reservations about what he said later, for example, he would just eat it when he was raised.
Just hearing Wang Busidian's words, Zhang Jingjun's mood became bad again. The big yellow dog in his family had a good diet, and he was also very fat. In the world of dogs, he also had an obese constitution. An indispensable delicacy on the table.
"Woooooo, it seems my pet dog is in danger." Zhang Jingjun was sad again.
"When the world closes a window for you, it will also open another door for you. Just like I have no parents and no mother since I was a child, but I still live happily. The world is so chaotic. Who can I shed tears for? There are thousands of people, and there are a few familiar faces. The dog left, maybe it was the destination it was destined to belong to, but you still have relatives and friends around you, you and me. Maybe the dog’s departure is God’s arrangement. , the purpose is to welcome me, this handsome, elegant, and suave man who only appeared in China in five thousand years. Everyone loves him and makes flowers bloom. Pan An wanted to have plastic surgery and Song Yu wanted to commit suicide. A peerless good man who embarrasses me must have gains and losses. You lost the big yellow dog and gained me, you should be considered to have earned it." Wang Bushit consoled him, of course, praising himself was only incidental.
"Pfft," Zhang Jingjun laughed again, "You are so shameless. I have only read about what Pan An and Song Yu looked like in books, but the ancestors of the Liang Dynasty were really prettier than you."
"How could it be? Is there anyone better-looking than me?" As the protagonist, the only one who has been there from beginning to end, shouldn't he be the best, and of course the one who looks the best, bar none.
"Don't tell me, I have acted with him in "The Inequality of Men and Women", and when I saw him, he looked better than you." Zhang Jingjun explained that that play was also Zhang Jingjun's first work in the entertainment industry, and it was also very good-looking. Success has established Zhang Jingjun's status in the entertainment industry. He can not only sing, but also act. Such people are called talents in the entertainment industry.
"Oh, I forgot, there was a scene where you two hugged each other." As a 21st century, an era of avant-garde and open-minded thinking, we don't ask for the first time or the first child. Everyone can see that layer of membrane. It's very light, and what's more, many people don't mind inviting a few friends to play a bed game in which everyone participates.
Many progressive young people in the Ming Empire now advocate learning from the advanced Western culture, emancipating the mind, and abandoning the things left by their ancestors. For example, men and women do not interact with each other, so what if they shake hands and hug each other, and they will not get pregnant. Don't take it too seriously. What's more, many TV programs have begun to try more intimate scenes, kissing scenes, sex scenes, and even having sex together without clothes. There is no conclusion and no answer to whether this kind of thinking is good or bad. The king will not die. I can’t say right or wrong, but if one day, three or five-year-old children no longer play house games, but choose to make humans, we don’t know whether we should cry or laugh.
"That's a substitute. I'm not that cheap. Even Liang Chaoxian can't get close to my body. Any body of a woman is a gift from God. Anyone's blasphemy is disrespectful to God." Zhang Jingjun replied with a ghostly smile.
"Ah, you have to use a substitute to hug. This is disrespectful to art. You should learn from many of your colleagues. It is the most artistic responsibility to pretend to be real." In ancient times, Xuanyuan used blood to practice swords, like this We must know how to inherit and carry forward the spirit and sacrifice ourselves for art. Wang Bu Die shouted loudly, and of course he thought so too. If he entered the entertainment industry in the future, such as hugging, kissing or even more excessive scenes, Wang Wang Bu Die would definitely not use a substitute. As an actor, this is the most important thing. The basic rule, of course, is that if the opposite person is a woman, she should not be any worse in appearance than Zhang Jingjun, except for cattle, horses, and those beasts.
"You want me to do that, okay. There is a movie with a lot of intimate scenes. I'm still hesitating. Otherwise, I will listen to you and accept this movie at the expense of art." Zhang Jingjun said tentatively.
"Don't mention it, there are so many people in the entertainment industry, how can you make sacrifices? You are still young, don't play adult games." Men all over the world are the same. They always like their women to wear more clothes, the better. The less other women wear, the better. It is better not to wear anything at all, to save fabric for the country. Of course, many people are not suitable for looking at faces, and it is easy to irritate the eyes.
"Tch, stingy guy, even if you are willing, I am still not willing. My grandma said that a woman should never look back when doing something, never lift her lips when speaking, collect firewood to light a fire, go to the kitchen early, and compare her husband to the sky. Her righteousness is extremely light. No. I won't accept any dramas like whispering, making obscene noises, and experiencing dirty things. I don't lack works or money, so why should I force myself to do so?"
"Ah, what she said is really good. I'll bring some supplements to see grandma tomorrow." Wang Bushu felt relieved. People who could smile so happily when they saw their girlfriend being hugged and hugged by others, don't say they were so big-hearted. Wang Budie also has a big heart. He can hold the whole world and several women, but he cannot hold any betrayal of a woman's spirit and actions. Maybe this is unfair, maybe it hinders the emancipation and progress of thought, maybe it violates the law, Maybe it's a blasphemy to art, maybe it's too much, it has nothing to do with you, you live your own life.
"Uh, no, my grandma likes to be quiet and doesn't want to be disturbed. Besides, no one in my family knows that I'm friends with you. My eldest father has a bad temper and likes to kill people." Not everyone can enter the British Duke's house. Of course, if the king is lucky enough to win his heart and become the son-in-law of the British Duke, everything is still possible.
"Ah, haha, that's right, then I won't go." When you visit the woman's home, you need to bring gifts, and the gifts are indispensable. Wang Busheng is short of money now, and Zhang Jingjun is still underage. No elder would want their children to do something as dangerous as falling in love so early.
We must learn to forget painful things, and keep happy things in our hearts, because in this world, there are few happy things, and there are even fewer people who can make us happy. Some people have never met them in their lives, such as the richest person, Now I can only die alone.
Zhang Jingjun is lucky. She met such a ridiculous-looking person like Wang Busui. When she saw him, her mood was like buying a drink and buying one, get one free. It was hard not to be happy, and Wang Bushu also made delicious food. , delicious food can also make people feel happy.
Why do people live? To set their minds for the heaven and the earth, to make a living for the people, to carry on the unique knowledge to the saints, and to create peace for all generations. This standard answer is not suitable for Wang Budie or Zhang Jingjun. As long as you eat delicious food, you will see funny things every day. It is also a kind of happiness for people.
She was in a much better mood. Zhang Jingjun, who was depressed because of the big yellow dog's departure, was also a lot happier. She also looked like a big star and had no scruples. She leaned on the chair and put her feet on the table. Next to it are countless snacks, such as sugar bean sesame balls, imperial cakes, wife cakes, egg yolk pies, and the hemp flower that was first researched and invented by Zhu Wuyu. Zhang Jingjun ate happily.
And Wang Busui is also very happy, because in his hands are the long legs that thousands of people want to see in their dreams. They are smooth and delicate. The pores that are difficult for anyone to avoid are not found on Zhang Jingjun's legs. The skin is fair and can be He could clearly see the blood vessels on Zhang Jingjun's legs. Wang Bushu was so excited to hold such a beautiful thing in his hands that the act of massaging it looked like a hooligan no matter how he looked at it.
"Oh, are you massaging me or tickling me?" Zhang Jingjun was dissatisfied, "I have goosebumps all over my body now,"
"Massage, massage." Wang Bushi took back his random thoughts and concentrated on providing services.
Massage can not only relieve fatigue, but also relax people's mood. I have to say that our ancestors did a good job in terms of enjoyment.
"Husband, I really don't know how your head is so long. You have so many weird ideas and you can make so many delicious things." Zhang Jingjun couldn't help but admire. Even though Zhang Jingjun is from a wealthy family, she can't taste the delicious food in this world. I ate a lot, but the snacks I encountered at Wang Busheng's place were all things I had never encountered before. And it tastes amazing. Zhang Jingjun couldn't put it down and no longer cared about the image of a big star. She tried every kind of cake. Of course, if the paparazzi leader Liu Wei was there, he would definitely find countless versions of the scandal. For example, if he saw Zhang Jingjun devouring something, an article An article has been published. Zhang Jingjun is suspected of having exhausted his talent, has no works, lives in desolation, lives on the streets, and competes with dogs for food. The title is "On the Fall of Superstars."
Of course, people like Wang Busui are not suitable to be included in articles. Firstly, they have no money, and secondly, they are ordinary-looking. Even if he is giving a massage to the famous star Zhang Jingjun, others will only think that Wang Busheng is just a service worker. It is impossible to become the protagonist of Zhang Jingjun's scandal. Zhang Jingjun is so outstanding, both in appearance and ability, but Wang Busheng is useless. The author who wrote about the lazy toad and the swan together is dead.
"Haha, it grew naturally. Maybe it was because I was enlightened by the Kitchen God when I was born, so I can cook so many delicious dishes." Wang Busheng answered modestly. Could it be that he is a foodie, can eat and likes to eat, so he If a man, especially a protagonist who is bound to succeed in the future, works hard on his food, this will leave flaws, and it will be difficult to write his own biography.
"I really want to be able to eat such delicious snacks all my life." Eating is the nature of any species, and the reason why advanced animals like humans are advanced is because they are not picky eaters and dare to try any kind of food. Please don't make excuses and excrete Except for things.
"Haha, as long as I'm here, you will have endless delicious food."
"It seems that I can only marry you from now on."
"Well. They say that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach. Although the current national conditions have caused some changes in the positions of men and women, the principles are still the same. Zhang Jingjun is also a successful case of this principle. , worthy of many people’s learning.” Being able to cook will definitely become an essential skill for every man.
Wang Bu was unable to express his happiness in words and said excitedly, "How about we get engaged first and get married and have a baby in two years."
"You bastard, you think so well, I'm just worth these plates of snacks,".
"Well, how about I make a few more dishes,"
"You're so annoying. Stop talking. I'm going back." He picked up a pen on the counter and wrote a string of words several times on the palm of Wang Bu's hand. Zhang Jingjun said, "I'm going out of town in a few days. Remember to give it to me." Call up".
"When you go to other places, remember to pay attention to safety. Eat when you are hungry, dress when you are cold, and take a rest when you are tired. Any lack of care for yourself is the greatest harm to me. You are not yours, but mine. ".
Any love words can be summed up in one sentence: when you live, I live, when you die, I die, when you hurt, I hurt, and when you enjoy it, I enjoy it.
Zhang Jingjun couldn't help but stood up and hugged Wang Busheng vigorously. He said softly to Wang Busheng's chest, "It's really nice to have you."
