The white cat has left in a hurry. Wang Bushi believes that the rich party can still understand the overall situation. Although the rich party usually does not pay much attention to it and basically does things that are not obvious, this time it is a matter of many people's lives and fortunes. . The old man should know the importance and have no intention of giving away the white-haired person to the black-haired person.
Wang Bu Shou's mood relaxed a little. Even if he was beaten to death, it was estimated that the British Duke would not give in. The British Duke was also a reasonable person, and Wang Bu Shou believed in his character.
After taking a bite of snacks to calm down his shock, Wang Busheng saw the black dog still standing in front of him, with his hands clasped together and his face not looking good. He was probably frightened.
Feeling the gaze of his young master, the black dog raised his head and hurriedly expressed his loyalty: "Master, don't worry, no matter how the British father tortures me, tiger bench, pepper water, finger pinching, even if it is castration, or even the seduction of beautiful women, I will never betray the young master, beat him I won’t tell you even if you die.”
The tone was very sincere, but the degree of belief was very low. There is no cat that doesn't steal fish, and there is no dog that doesn't eat shit. If you beat it to death, you won't say anything. If you can't beat it, you will say it. Wang Busheng said with a smile on his face: "Haha, black Dog, I believe in your loyalty, but I think only dead people can keep secrets, and the same goes for dead dogs."
"Um, don't kill me to silence me. I don't want to get a box lunch." Black Dog has been doing nothing in the first half of his life. Today, he can become a servant of the Wang family because of his ancestors' good deeds. It is not easy to play a role next to the protagonist. After all, Black Dog is also the supporting actor, and he also has a chance to win an Oscar. If he dies, his hope will be gone. What the black dog has to do now and in the future is to keep breathing.
"Well, murder is illegal, why don't you commit suicide?"
There was a "pop" sound as his knees hit the ground. The black dog couldn't die, but he probably could have been frightened half to death.
Many people woke up early this morning and felt the difference in Songjiang Prefecture today. When buying rice, the rice shops were not open. When buying breakfast, the stalls were not open. The streets were full of people, and people found that many of their dogs were missing.
Overnight, the streets and alleys of Songjiang Prefecture were covered with dog-hunting notices, including on the gates of every house in Songjiang Prefecture. In front of the Songjiang Prefecture’s Yamen, there were also notices on the signs that usually posted imperial documents. There are notices posted all over looking for dogs, posted by the prefect himself. It is obvious that they are for public benefit.
In some places where there is a relatively large floating population, the Yizhan Inn and Tavern include entertainment venues similar to the Shuangwaiwai Bathhouse. All staff members have issued a notice. When providing service, the first thing they say is not to ask the guest officer. What kind of service do you need? Instead, ask, "Master, have you seen this dog?"
Officials and government workers at all levels in Songjiang Prefecture have also canceled their vacations and have taken to the streets and alleys, searching for dogs all over the world. Xie Xiangrong, the top leader of Songjiang Prefecture, is no exception. He has already fulfilled his duties as Songjiang prefect. After three years, it was time for me to move on and take a step further. Because I was a civil servant, it was still difficult to establish relations with the British father-in-law. Several times I visited the house, and the things were collected but not allowed in. Naturally, I also I haven't seen the British Duke himself, and if I find the big yellow dog this time, I will naturally be summoned by the British Duke, and I can naturally build a relationship with the British Duke. It's possible and not shameful to get promoted because of a dog.
On the way to find the dog, Xie Xiangrong was very active. The maids and servants in his house, including the tigress that he had always been in awe of, Xie Xiangrong also showed his true nature as a man for the first time. On top of the reward, another fifty thousand taels were added as a reward for finding the dog.
"Hey, Lao Li, what are you doing here?"
"Oh, it turns out to be Lao Wang. My wife is sick and I'm going to buy her medicine."
"What kind of medicine are you buying? Have you heard that the British prince lost a dog and offered a reward of 100,000 taels to find the dog. If you find the dog, the 100,000 taels will be yours. What kind of wife you want is not yours. That’s what you say.”
"It makes sense, let's go together."
A small hospital was conducting a small operation - delivering a baby.
"Mom, come on, if you give birth to a boy, you will be the head of the family, and everyone will live by your face."
A doctor was squatting in front of the mother, carefully performing the operation, "Come on, try harder, you can already see the head."
Suddenly a man rushed out of the door and shouted, "Big news, big news. A dog is lost in the British Duke's house. The Duke has issued a message, saying that whoever finds the dog will give half of the property of the Duke's house to him."
"real"?
"real"
"Then what are you waiting for? Go find the dog."
"Yes, let's find a dog."
"But madam, you are having a baby."
"It's okay, you put it back first and wait until you find the dog."
On a hilltop, a tattered thatched house door hung a sign for Juyi Hall. I don’t know whether it was because of financial problems, not enough ink, or because the person who made the sign had read too little, and the word "meaning" was obviously missing. a little. Walking in, well, the rammed earth ground is already full of potholes. It is estimated that those with poor legs and feet will easily die here. In the middle is a miniature version of the statue of Guan Gong, which is obviously not painted.
There are a few people sitting lazily on a few tree stumps. From the images of these people, we can figure out their identities - Jie Dao.
The leader, the old man Double who claims to be invincible, capable of doing anything, and capable of doing nothing without ascending to the Three Treasures Palace, has been working on the path of robbery for most of his life, and his team has grown from a few hundred people in the past to seven or eight people now. , the business has also increased from one order per day to one order per year now. The boss is invincible at this level. He is probably a spy sent by the government. Professional instigating rebellion.
The old man sat in the position of the leader, stroking his incomplete goatee, and said with a smile, "Brothers, have you heard that a dog was lost in the British prince's house? The prince has spoken, and whoever finds the dog will marry his granddaughter to him. , and the two ladies are marrying together,"
"Boss, is this true or false?"
"Can I still lie to you? Isn't there a notice written on it?"
The notices are all the same, but, well, not many of the heroes who climb mountains and fall grass are literate. Several green forest heroes looked at the notice for a long time without seeing the reason. Probably the most knowledgeable one in the mountain pointed to the cross on it and said, "It is indeed true. Brothers, look at this word, one horizontally and one vertically." , this is the word "two", this also means the meaning of the two ladies,"
"Haha, how can the boss lie to you? What are you waiting for? Go down the mountain to find a girl, no, find a dog."
As the top official in the Songjiang Mansion Prison, Li Dingzuo, unlike his son, has always kept a low profile. He didn't cause any trouble and only showed off his power in the prison of his own one-third of an acre. Li was very happy. He counted the harvest in the past few days, which was a hundred thousand taels. Excluding the 50,000 taels for filial piety, the brothers below With ten thousand taels, I can still have some balance. If you get sick during this time, you need to buy some supplements to replenish your body.
Just as Li Xingzuo was thinking about it, he saw Guan Chai A running in a hurry from outside. "My lord, my lord, this is a note from the prefect."
The prison is a no-nonsense area, and the prefect is very busy. As long as the monthly red envelopes are delivered on time, he will never interfere with the Songjiang Prefecture Prison. When he heard that it was the prefect's note, Li Dingzuo stood up in a hurry. He straightened his official robe and asked, "What's the matter? Do you need some incense and candles on the table?"
"Well, sir, it's just a note on paper, not an edict from the Holy One, so there's no need to be so solemn," the clerk on the side explained,
"Oh" he opened it and said, "Hey, the British prince lost his dog, right? What does this have to do with our Songjiang Prefecture Prison? What does the prefect mean by saying this?"
"Sir, the father-in-law has lost his dog at home. This is an opportunity. Magistrate Xie personally sent the note. It can be seen that the father-in-law cares about this dog very much. If you were a dog, uh, no, you found the dog. Just think about it. My father-in-law will definitely treat you differently, sir, and think that you are a capable person, and you will naturally have the opportunity to prosper in the future."
"Oh, what you said makes sense," I am so capable but I am still only the ninth-grade criminal master register. One reason is because I am a donor, and the second reason is that my relationship network is too weak. If I become As a British public servant, it is difficult for you to get promoted.
"Haha, Mr. Li, don't forget about us subordinates when he becomes the Minister of Justice."
If you get promoted and get rich, your wife will get rich. She probably won’t die for a while. It’s not bad to be promoted to a second-level official. “Hahaha, if I have meat, you will eat soup. What are you waiting for? Go out and look for dogs. There are also The prisoners were also released and told that today I will give them working wages, three taels a day and three free meals a day, and if anyone finds the dog, he can be released without guilt and does not have to pay any crime."
Today, the front door of the British Government House is full of chaos. There are ordinary people, staff wearing official clothes, and green forest heroes from all over the world. It is smoky and noisy. This is a scene that has never been seen since the completion of the construction of the British Government House. , the front door of the British government has turned into a vegetable market, it is still inappropriate to talk about it.
There was a long queue at the door, and the Songjiang government office, including Songjiang Qianhusuo Wu Zuozuo, personally took action to maintain order. A large number of Jin Yiwei also filled the crowd to prevent young people from getting in. The team was very long, with over a thousand people, and everyone was holding a dog in their arms.
Today's British Duke's servants also have a very heavy workload. As the chief steward of the Duke's Palace, Uncle Zhang naturally has to appear, leading a group of servants to guard the courtyard and receive everyone who sends a dog.
"Hey, madam, the dog we lost has yellow hair, and the one you brought is black."
"Young man, don't talk nonsense. Mom, I have lived for more than eighty years. I still can't tell the difference between yellow and black."
"Well, okay, at such an old age, color blindness often happens with old eyesight."
"Take it away, next one"
"Hey, madam, why is this dog losing color?"
"Hey, whose wife are you calling? She hasn't left the government yet."
"Hey, brother, take the dog away. Our Rhubarb is a male dog and it is impossible to get pregnant."
The servants of the British government are very busy, but there are also some people who are also busy comparing prices. The Jin Yiwei who were mixed in the crowd found that many criminal thieves wanted by the government were among them. What a good opportunity to commit crimes, so a good man disappeared into the crowd. inside.
The world is hot and cold, life is full of changes, in order to achieve a certain goal, there will always be people thinking of many means, real and fake, fake and real, just forget it if you laugh, if you take it seriously you are hypocritical.
Except for Jin Yiwei's gains, the British government had been busy all day in vain. They didn't even look at a hair on the big yellow dog. They were a bunch of liars.
Because of the incident of lost dogs in the UK, an organization that had been silent for a long time also jumped out, the Dog Protection Alliance. Most of its members are progressive young men and women who have been exposed to foreign ideas. They have always believed that everything in the tree of life has spirit. He advocated that dogs are people's closest and most intimate friends and should not be treated as cruel creatures by humans. Don’t let our children only see today’s dogs in pictures. To love animals is to love ourselves, and don’t let humans become the last animals.
Many people took to the streets, shouting various slogans.
"Oppose eating dogs and insist on vegetarianism."
"Eating dog meat is a crime, and it is proposed to be included in the Ming Dynasty Law"
"Those who eat meat are animals and will go to hell."
Well, then the person shouting this slogan disappeared into the crowd, and an unrecognizable person appeared in a corner. You must know that the current emperor also likes to eat meat, the royal eagle dog, and the loyal lackey Jin Yiwei is not a vegetarian.
Immediately afterwards, the violent elements in the parade began to smash the dog meat shops, and finally moved to all the pubs and meat stalls.
