"Well, I just agreed. Isn't this a bit too hasty? Could it be that I really have the unique charm to attract thousands of girls, but I just don't know it?" Wang Busui was a little overwhelmed. As expected, the male protagonists all have their own aura that attracts girls. Wherever he goes, little girls scream.
I just agreed, so why are there any additional conditions? Love is a sacred and sacred thing. A body as clean as a virgin cannot have anything to do with gold and silver. Although gold and silver are basically It is omnipotent and can be exchanged for everything he wants, but Wang Busheng's love does not want to have flaws or stains.
"Dear, our love is the cleanest water and the freshest air. Why do you have to involve our love with smelly things like gold and silver? This is not good." Since Zhang Jingjun has agreed to her request, It's okay to call the King of Nature Immortal a little more intimately. There are quite a few people who confirm their relationship in the morning and book a room in the evening. Some like Wang Busheng are quite reserved.
"Both father and mother have to settle accounts clearly, let alone a couple. There is no telling where we will be together. In order to avoid being unable to be friends after breaking up, it is better for us to settle accounts clearly." There are still many romances in the entertainment industry. After Zhang Jingjun met many people and got along with them for a period of time, and even got married and had children, she finally found that the two were not suitable, and they separated again. In the end, it became known to the world because of the property issues before and after marriage. , and finally turned against each other, with him without her, with her without him. Zhang Jingjun doesn't want to have a grudge with anyone, even if they don't get along in the end and can't be a couple, it's okay to be friends. Kind people always want to get along with everyone peacefully and treat everyone with their true selves and true feelings.
"Well, I'm poor, I have no money." He said that the Silver King was scared again. If he really didn't have anything, he didn't want to have no money.
"If you don't have money, think of a way. I am such a beautiful woman. As long as you pay back the money, you will have the opportunity to start a beautiful and unforgettable memory with me. Don't you think I have to see Yinzi today anyway?" Zhang Jingjun said He sat down on the stool, who wouldn't be interested in seeing him? Wang Busheng was not a eunuch, so he put his hands on his pockets a little anxiously.
Zhang Jingjun was still sitting there minding his own business, as if I wouldn't leave until you gave me money.
Although Wang Bushit talks a lot and looks indifferent, it's better if you don't want to leave. There are still a few empty rooms in the backyard that need young and beautiful girls to fill them, but there is still a cold quilt in the backyard, and two girls The meeting will definitely be a battle of swords, swords, and bloodshed, and he will be the one who dies the most miserably.
"Hey, Wang Bushit, you're the one who entertains your girlfriend like this. I haven't even got a pot of tea after I've been here for so long." Now that she has a relationship, Zhang Jingjun is no longer reserved. Of course, she has never been reserved and already regards herself as half the master.
"Oh, look at my head, I'll make you tea right now."
"I want to drink the sweet black tea you made last time."
"no problem".
A pot of steaming black tea was brought up. Wang Bushui poured a cup for Zhang Jingjun, blew on it, and then placed it in front of Zhang Jingjun. He said softly, "My dear, I really don't have any money now. How about waiting for two days?" Say it again".
Zhang Jingjun didn't mind Wang Busui's saliva that might have splashed into the tea. She took a gentle sip and said, "I just saw you touching your pocket."
"Well, your eyes are so good." Wang Bushit, who had planned to have three wives and four concubines, took out all his wealth from his arms, "That's all I have." .
There were banknotes, silver ingots, some one, two, three taels of broken silver, and some copper plates. As expected, Wang Budie was really poor.
"If you have money, why didn't you take it out earlier? Why don't you give your little girlfriend a trip and come back empty-handed?" There is no creature in the world who doesn't love money. Zhang Jingjun happily pulled the banknotes in front of her and counted them carefully, "Why is it so small?"
"I just bought a house, and naturally I don't have that much money on hand. Otherwise, what do you think of the body payment?" I sold my body to bury my father. I am a good man, and my body is still very valuable. To people like the Japanese pirates, It is a high-priced item, and can be worth tens of thousands of taels in the Ming Empire. Moreover, with good genes, it is guaranteed to give birth to a boy.
"Cut, what's the use of meat? I don't like eating human flesh."
"Well, this girl wants to braise herself but she can't do it. Don't she know the meaning of meat compensation?" Wang Bushi explained, "Xiao Junjun, my body is for enjoyment, not for eating."
"Okay, Wang Busui, you are driving in the old driver's seat. We haven't even started yet, and you want to take advantage of me." The little girl is not innocent. She is not a brainless person who doesn't understand anything. At least about men and women, Zhang Jingjun. Still know something.
"Well, I'm not a driver, I didn't drive."
"Sophistry, let's do this. If you don't have money, I can't really sell you. You can just write an IOU."
"Write an IOU"
"That's right, you don't want to write, huh, I brought a dog outside, be careful of your dog's life."
Um, okay, you can try this, just like how you used your credit card in your previous life, you can pay as long as you have money, and you won’t have any pressure even if you don’t die.
So I took out a piece of paper and neatly wrote the words IOU.
"Wait a minute." Zhang Jingjun interrupted Wang Bushi and continued, "I'll read it and you can write it."
Clearing her throat, Zhang Jingjun said, "Today, Wang Busheng owes the beautiful, incomparably young and beautiful most beautiful woman in the Ming Empire five thousand taels of silver,"
"Um, sweetheart, why don't we keep a low profile? Isn't the most beautiful woman in the Ming Empire a little too ostentatious and may attract hatred?"
"I don't look good"
"nice"
"Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is prettier than me?"
Wang Bu Shou lowered his head and said "No."
"Look up, look me in the eyes and say"
"Um, okay, you are the most beautiful goddess I have ever seen. Really, I am telling the truth. If what I say is false, then what, Lei Zhenzi will work overtime to hack me."
There are still many original beauties in the Ming Empire, and Wang Busheng has seen many of them, such as his current third concubine, Zhang Jinghui, and the two little lolita at home, Jinghao and Xiaohong, both of whom are beautiful and beautiful. Beauty, but to be honest, Zhang Jingjun is still the most beautiful one. Otherwise, Wang Busheng, who is extremely loyal to his feelings, would not be so talkative about letting someone be his girlfriend. To be honest, Wang Busheng would take advantage of her, after all. He is a man. In his previous life, Wang Busheng also had a plan to take the beautiful celebrity he liked as his own, but he did not realize it because of insufficient financial resources.
"Humph, it's good to know that my aunt likes you. It's definitely a blessing that you have cultivated over several lifetimes, and the whole family has cultivated it together."
"Yes, yes, Miss Zhang likes me. That is robbing the rich to give to the poor, and to relieve the stress of single men in the Ming Empire."
"Humph, even if you can speak, have you finished writing what I read?"
"Write now, write now, dear, I have a question"
"If you have anything to say, just say it, my mother-in-law is like a woman, I don't like little sissies." Zhang Jingjun put all the broken silver on the table into his pocket, and then picked up the teacup again. The taste of black tea was really good.
"Well, haven't I already paid back part of the money to you? Why is there still five thousand taels in the IOU?" Wang Busheng had doubts. Could it be that Zhang Jingjun had the same shortcomings as all the lesbians in the world, and that she was not very good at arithmetic.
"These are my mental damages. I was frightened by the incident, and it made me lose my temper and affected my mood. Why don't I get some compensation?" What Zhang Jingjun said was justified. Beautiful girls always have troubles. The right to reason.
Fortunately, it did not cause endocrine disorders, and the child's health will be guaranteed in the future. Well, I thought too much again. Wang Bu couldn't help but nodded, "It should, it should, Xiaotiantian, please continue."
"No, that's all, just sign."
"Okay, dear, look at what you don't like and I'll modify it." Zhang Jingjun's words are the direction of his efforts. Wang Busheng intends to be Zhang Jingjun's loyal licking dog and remain unwavering for the rest of his life.
To be honest, Zhang Jingjun's character is still very likable. She is so beautiful, but she doesn't have so much airs. She has a noble status and doesn't show off her superiority. She looks like a dog to anyone. Moreover, Zhang Jingjun has a cheerful personality and can pretend to be a lady. She can also speak dirty words like a little girl. If she says she likes it, she likes it. If she wants money, she must get money. If she insists on her own, she will also choose to give up something at the right time. .
After taking the IOU, Zhang Jingjun's face was covered with flowers, "I didn't expect that you are not that good looking, but your handwriting is good. Grandpa said that your handwriting is like the person you are, and there are many people who can write well, so your character should be the same. Where are you going? If I date you, you won’t sell me out."
Okay, just think of it as a compliment to yourself, "That's right, her character is still very good. She has always been willing to help others since she was a child. She yells when there is injustice on the road. She never holds back when it's time to take action. She carries water for the widow's house. Helping an old lady cross the street is something I often do."
"Okay, it's almost done. There are many disputes in front of the widow's house, so you should go less often. Don't help the old lady. You are poor and can't afford compensation."
"It doesn't matter. I am upright and not afraid of slanted shadows. I am a gentleman. Who should I be afraid of?" A hero must persevere. Doing good deeds is not just a matter of three days, but a lifetime. If people's hearts are not ancient and they only pursue interests, the country will not be a country.
"What I say must be treated as an edict, and you must remember it at all times."
Zhang Jingjun said these words lightly, but Wang Bushu still felt the murderous intent in them and nodded hurriedly, "Yes, yes, Xiao Tiantian's words are my motto in life. I must read them before and after meals."
Zhang Jingjun looked at the unfamiliar name written in the signature position and asked in surprise, "Hey, who is Yang Bailao?"
"Uh, I wrote it wrong, I wrote it wrong, I'll correct it again." Damn, why did you remember that Huang Shiren is here? Huang Shiren is as good-looking as our little Tiantian,
Zhang Jingjun happily put away the IOU and put it in his arms. Zhang Jingjun also had a smile on his face. It was also a pleasure to be someone else's creditor.
Just listen to Zhang Jingjun continue to say, "Now that we are a couple, I have to explain to you the rules that you must abide by as my boyfriend."
The country has laws and regulations, companies have employee management regulations, and couples have conjugal laws. Naturally, couples also have certain rules and regulations. Wang Busheng can understand, so he nodded, "My dear, you tell me."
"First, if we quarrel, I am always right. You must first bow your head and admit your mistake. Can you do it?"
"No problem" Wang Bushi promised without any hesitation. A manly man can bend and stretch and tolerate various positions. It doesn't matter if he admits his mistake and apologizes to his girlfriend. Wang Busui will not hesitate at all in kowtowing to apologize.
"Second, everything I do is right. Even if it is wrong, you must stay with me until the end."
"If you marry a chicken, follow the dog. If you marry a mouse, I will accompany her to dig holes. If you find a girlfriend who likes robbery, I will be responsible for passing the knife to watch the wind. I will follow your footsteps and never stop." He doesn't mind losing his conscience to keep the Goddess King alive.
"Third, know my hobbies and likes. I only like the kernels of melon seeds and don't like to peel them myself. I don't like to eat the skins of grapes."
"Okay, I will crush the melon seed shells for you, and I will peel the grape skins for you." A girl's hands are only responsible for beauty, how can she do rough work.
"Principle 4: You can't be hot and cold to me. You have to be available when I'm called. Even if you're squatting on the toilet, you have to take it back and come to me."
"Okay, I will be your pug, wagging my tail around you all the time."
"You don't need to follow me all the time. I also have my own work. It's inconvenient to take you with me," Zhang Jingjun explained. How can you bring your boyfriend with you when you work? Zhang Jingjun also hates reporters who gossip.
"Article 5: Love me well, keep me in your heart, dream about me in your dreams, and think of me every day of your life."
Wang Busui nodded, I'm big-hearted, so I can still pretend to be a few more.
"Article 6: You can't approach me in public. My status is a bit special and I'm afraid of scandals."
"Can you touch your hands?"
"No, you have to stay three meters away from me."
"Uh, okay, is there anything else?"
"Why are you so impatient? Okay, I won't say anything anymore. Let's break up now."
"Um, no, I'm not impatient. Just keep talking. I'm all ears and I will keep it in my heart."
"Seventh, you can only praise me. Even the shortcomings are advantages in your eyes, perfect."
"You are the most beautiful in my eyes. Every smile intoxicates me. How can you have shortcomings? You really know how to joke."
"Hmm, even if you can talk, eight, you must have endless topics to talk about every day. You can be happy with me when I am happy, and make me happy when I am unhappy."
"You can rest assured on this. I wrote novels in my last life. It's impossible to be short of words. And you can't be unhappy when you're with me."
"Article 9, I don't know how to wash, cook, or do any housework. These are your tasks. When I am angry, you must obey me unconditionally and cannot disobey me. If I say the earth is round, it is round. , square is square,”
"Yes," Wang Busui nodded. Even if the earth is hexagonal, he agrees with it. He is not a geography teacher and no one will settle the score with him.
"I'm talking about the number one?"
Wang Busi hurriedly answered "Item 10". Fortunately, he listened carefully. This was definitely a trap dug by Zhang Jingjun.
"Considering you pass, tenth, you must do what you promised me. I won't listen to any explanations. My words are the imperial edict.","
"Uh, dear, be careful of Jin Yiwei, what you said is against the imperial edict." Wang Budie knew about the power of Jin Yiwei in his previous life. Basically, he can eat people without spitting out their bones. For a girl like Zhang Jingjun to be captured by Jin Yiwei, she is definitely like a sheep entering a tiger's mouth, and there will be no return.
"He dares, Hao Liande doesn't have the courage",
