Chapter 300 Farce

Style: Historical Author: Wang XiaodouWords: 3570Update Time: 24/01/11 22:16:35
A crazy person is a devil, and he cannot be persuaded. Li Xiaoguo kept chasing, and Guo Jianye kept avoiding, just like a man and woman in love playing a game of chase and hide-and-seek.

Li Xiaoguo has completely lost his ability to think under the influence of drugs, but his movements are agile and he has abundant physical strength, just like a martial arts master who has taken Dali Pills. On the other hand, Guo Jianye is old and has been overindulging for a long time, and his health has already failed. The reason why I didn't collapse is because I nourished my body regularly.

"Master Li, please calm down. It's me. I'm Lao Guo, not a girl." Guo Jianye explained while avoiding him. He was paid with money, and looking at these lying on the ground, the cost tonight is An astronomical figure, how could I lose both my fortune and my virginity?

Of course, Guo Jianye's shouts were like a drop in the ocean, not even a splash, and Li Xiaoguo was still chasing after him.

"Master Li, take a good look. I am Lao Guo. I am a man. I am old and have sagging skin. I can no longer serve others." Guo Jianye wanted to cry, but more importantly, he felt regretful. As expected, being friends with these dudes would do no good.

Suddenly Guo Jianye was stumbled by the unconscious waitress on the ground. He stumbled and fell heavily to the ground. Fortunately, the ground was covered with carpet, so Guo Jianye did not fall out, but Li Xiaoguo caught up with him behind him. He stretched out his hands and clicked, and Guo Jianye's high-end pants turned into strips of cloth, revealing the patterned underpants and several deep marks left after Li Xiaoguo scratched the underpants.

He is now a lamb to be slaughtered. Thinking of what happened to his colleague Jia Yingjun, a few drops of tears fell from Guo Jianye's eyes. This strong man in the business world didn't cry when he knocked on the door. He didn't cry when his wife couldn't give birth to a baby. He didn't cry when his wife cuckolded him. He didn't cry when he was suppressed and framed by his competitors, but he cried when faced with the irrational Li Xiaoguo and Guo Jianye. The following scene of Guo Jianye is predictable. It is nothing more than being tortured by Li Xiaoguo. He is neither human nor ghost, suffers from hemorrhoids and anal fistula, and finally leaves his beloved acting career. If a person can't do what he likes in this life, what's the point of living?

In desperation, Guo Jianye shouted, "Master Li, I look ugly."

It was obvious that when Li Xiaoguo heard this, he hesitated in his movements. He was really afraid of ugly people. Seeing the right moment, Guo Jianye raised his foot and kicked Li Xiaoguo hard on the lower part. Otherwise, the dog jumped in fear. Wall, when people are anxious, their potential will be brought out. After being kicked by Guo Jianye, Li Xiaoguo staggered back a few steps, and then fell to the ground. Moreover, the part where Guo Jianye kicked was relatively damaged. After falling, Li Xiaoguo covered his body and moaned in pain.

The relationship is not that strong. Just having met twice, Guo Jianye has no obligation to go up and comfort him. He gets up, hurries to the door, opens the door, then goes out and closes the door heavily. This experience is comparable to a horror movie. Guo Jianye was extremely embarrassed, his clothes were torn into strips, and his flowery pants exposed his butt. However, Guo Jianye was still very lucky, his innocence was preserved, and he could continue to enjoy his favorite acting career.

Some people laughed and others cried. Guo Jianye ran away, leaving Li Xiaoguo alone. Li Xiaoguo not only wanted to cry, he wanted to die. It was like blowing up a big balloon. Li Xiaoguo felt like he was about to explode.

Li Xiaoguo is young and inexperienced. In fact, the unconscious waitresses on the ground can also be used. Although people can't shout, the effect is still the same.

At this time, two people who should not have appeared appeared. Xie Xiaodong and Ruhua walked out of the ear room. It was obvious that their faces were red. One was refreshed and the other was depressed. Of course, the depressed one was Ruhua. A dandy could not follow Compared with those manual laborers, they are even more different from those foreign barbarians. Ruhua was very unhappy. It was like an ice cream stick that had been mixed for a few times before it was over. If the other party was not the prefect, Xie Xiaodong would definitely become Ruhua. I won't accept one of the members. Yes, they only care about money, but at least I want to satisfy them.

Li Xiaoguo's eyes lit up when the two people appeared. These were the two people who saved his life.

"I'm sorry, Xiaoguo, I didn't expect you to be so strong." Several waitresses were unconscious on the ground, and Li Xiaoguo was still standing. People themselves need to go to the countryside to exercise. If Xie Xiaodong's eyes are filled with envy, Ruhua's eyes are filled with surprise and desire. A woman, especially a woman like Ruhua who is engaged in an unhealthy acting career and has had in-depth contact with men who can form an army, will already feel itchy in her heart when it comes to Li Xiaoguo's appearance.

Li Xiaoguo was also itchy, and every cell and pore in his body was itchy. Without any hesitation or time to reply to Xie Xiaodong's compliment, Li Xiaoguo flew in front of Ruhua, and then there was a battle.

Ruhua resisted in a symbolic way: "Sir, I'm already off work. If I need services, do I need to pay extra or double the amount?"

What Ruhua said makes sense. Double pay for overtime work is very reasonable.

"Haha, Ruhua, take good care of my brother, I will have plenty of money," Xie Xiaodong said proudly.

It seems that every dandy has money. Of course, without money, you cannot become a dandy, you can only become a rogue.

"Ah, Master, please be gentle. I am inexperienced and afraid of pain." Ruhua pretended to have just started working. He looked unfamiliar with the business and had a coquettish look on his face.

Of course Li Xiaoguo wouldn't listen. He was like a hard-working and tireless machine, repeating one action all the time.

Although the movements are simple and there are no transformation skills, Ruhua still has a lot of feelings. Men and women are nothing more than these movements.

The pendulum on the wall was swinging left and right, and time was passing by minute by second. Xie Xiaodong held a glass of wine in his hand and tasted it gracefully. Seeing Ru Hua and Li Xiaoguo still on the ground, Xie Xiaodong suddenly realized that looking at others like this was also a strange thing. It's a very good enjoyment, just like being on the set of a movie, and you are the director who is strategizing and taking charge of the overall situation.

"Master, please slow down, I'm afraid of pain."

"Master, please slow down, I'm in a little pain."

"Master, are you okay? I'm in critical condition."

"Master, I can't do it anymore, I can't hold on anymore"

"Master, I don't want overtime pay either. Can't we make it?"

"Master, I'll give you money, please let me go, okay?"

A change of words was also a change in Ruhua's mentality. At first Ruhua was enjoying herself, but gradually she began to feel uncomfortable physically, then pain, and then severe pain. The final result could only be that she fainted like her fellow waitresses. past.

Li Xiaoguo has long lost himself, and he cannot hear any words Ruhua says.

"Hahaha, brother Xiaoguo, you've done it again." Xie Xiaodong was very excited and couldn't help but walk to Li Xiaoguo and patted his shoulder. He couldn't help but give him a thumbs up. It seemed like he was determined to go to this country group. .

However, Ruhua passed out and died, and Li Xiaoguo was not over yet. He was already going crazy, and all he could think about was venting, venting, and continuing to vent.

Li Xiaoguo took Xie Xiaodong's hand that patted his shoulder, and then without hesitation, Li Xiaoguo pressed Xie Xiaodong to the ground. Then it continued.

"Ah, Xiao Guo, what do you want to do? I'm a man, a man, a very pure man," Xie Xiaodong explained hurriedly.

Of course, the explanation is feeble and has no effect.

"Li Xiaoguo, stop it quickly. I am Xie Xiaodong and my father is the prefect of Songjiang. If you do anything to me, I will definitely let my father kill your nine tribes. Xie Xiaodong resisted desperately and threatened.

Although Xie Xiaodong has a good impression of the fair and fat Li Xiaoguo, the order and position of whether he takes the initiative or he takes the initiative is also very particular. How can he be so violent and casual.

Resistance is futile. Xie Xiaodong is no match for Li Xiaoguo, let alone Popeye who ate spinach. However, Xie Xiaodong's threat still caused Li Xiaoguo to stagnate for a brief three seconds. Unfortunately, Xie Xiaodong does not have the brains of Guo Jianye. To take advantage of.

With a scream, the son of the prefect of Songjiang was not spared, and was climbed up by a child from the mountain.

The pain was long-lasting and miserable. It was obvious that Xie Xiaodong, who had a good and nutritious meal, persisted much longer than those waitresses, allowing Li Xiaoguo to release as much as he wanted.

How could a human being fight against the sky? How could a normal person compete with Li Xiaoguo, who had taken medicine and several highly effective mixtures? Xie Xiaodong was soon defeated. Gradually there was no sound.

Li Xiaoguo's eyes were red, a look of longing. It's the look in the eyes that longs for release. Slowly, Li Xiaoguo's eyes became dim, and finally he closed his eyes tightly. This time, he slept forever, just like Ximen Qing, who burst into the pool.

There are many situations in life, and there are many injustices. Good people are not rewarded, evil people live for a thousand years, good people are bullied and impoverished, but bad people enjoy all the wealth and blessings. It is said that God has eyes, but in fact God has no eyes. Regarding retribution, it is just the words of poor people to comfort themselves.

In life, you will find that bad people are still bad people, nothing has changed, they are domineering and unreasonable. Good people should still be submissive and live in this world with humiliation. Then what good will be rewarded and evil will be rewarded? Live well in the present, don't be a purely good person, and don't be a hopeless bad person.

We turned our attention back to the Whiskey Tavern again. Li Jinzhong is not a perseverant person. He will finish things quickly, and he does not treat guests by himself, so Li Jinzhong does not have the habit of giving red envelopes.

When I returned to the box, I pushed the door open and was stunned by the scene. There were several corpses lying on the ground. No, they were still breathing, including Xie Xiaodong, who was naked. Ignoring his cousin, he hurried to Xie Xiaodong's side. Li Jinzhong helped Xie Xiaodong up and shouted, "Brother Dong, how are you? Don't scare me."

Li Jinzhong's performance was real. He really wanted to cry at this moment. If Xie Xiaodong had any shortcomings, he and his father would be buried with him. Magistrate Xie was not a good person. If he knew that his son was out with him, Such an accident, Li Jinzhong could imagine that he would have to endure some torture before his death.

Guo Jianye also hurried over and of course changed his clothes.

"What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong with Master Xie"? Hearing Li Jinzhong's cry, Guo Jianye was equally anxious, because he would be the first person to be buried with him, and he would also be the one who suffered the worst. His low status was something that even the rich man Guo Jianye could not do anything about. Poor people have little ambition, and sometimes in front of powerful people, rich people have little ambition.

"Brother Dong, why did you faint? You've all fainted?" Pointing at everyone, Li Jinzhong's head was filled with questions.

As if thinking of something, he quietly looked behind Xie Xiaodong, and Guo Jianye confirmed the answer in his heart.

Finally, thanks to the efforts of Li Jinzhong and Guo Jianye, Xie Xiaodong woke up leisurely. The pain in his body made him couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

He opened his eyes and pointed at Li Xiaoguo, who was on the ground. He seemed hesitant to speak. After all, being raped by a man, even a man would be ashamed to speak.

However, Li Jinzhong misunderstood the meaning and said, "Brother Zong, you are the most important in my heart, cousins ​​are just like floating clouds."

Ignoring Li Jinzhong's flattery, Guo Jianye asked with concern, "Master Xie, do you need to see a doctor?"

"No, no need." It's such a shameful thing. It's okay if you know about it. Do you want the whole Songjiang Mansion to know about it and make you the laughing stock of your friends?

"What are you looking at, doctor? Brother Dong, this is normal." Looking at the several waitresses who were still unconscious on the ground, Li Jinzhong was extremely envious, "Fighting with a group of girls, Brother Dong, you have such good physical strength. All the younger brothers look up to you."