The girl he dated was very similar to the situation at this moment. The money was definitely going to be paid. If you don't eat it, you won't get it for free. If you eat more, your losses will be smaller, so Guo Jianye opened his stomach completely. I have to say, Guo Jianye still has a large appetite. He actually tasted every one of the more than 200 dishes. He ate the ones that suited his appetite. He even licked the plate a few times and tried to eat more of the ones that didn't suit his appetite.
Some people always use a very unique charm that will increase the appetite of others. Seeing how Guo Jianye was eating so much, Li Jinzhong and the other three also felt hungry in their stomachs. They had probably finished digesting what they had eaten just now. So I also joined the army of foodies. A cobbler is worth a Zhuge Liang. Guo Jianye and the other four can eat as much as a thousand troops. With the efforts of the four people, more than half of the more than 200 dishes were eaten. They did a great job in Operation CD-ROM.
Touching his obviously protruding belly, Li Jinzhong couldn't help but praise, "As for the food, it is better to eat at the Bund tavern. The food at the whiskey tavern run by foreigners is really unpalatable."
"Haha, Mr. Li is right. The eating habits of foreign countries are different from ours. Naturally, we are not used to their food." Guo Jianye continued to explain, "Our food is all about color, flavor and flavor. It is fried, stir-fried, fried, stewed, roasted, etc." The cooking methods will give different tastes, and those foreign food methods are too simple, so the taste is naturally much different."
"Foreign dishes are not completely useless, there are some that are quite delicious," Li Jinzhong said with a mischievous smile, "For example, foreign girls taste quite good, are wild, free-spirited, and very proactive."
"Ah, haha, Mr. Li is right. Foreign girls are so reserved that we don't understand. As long as you give us money, they will actively make us doubt our lives." The old man Guo Jianye explained in depth. After all, he has filmed movies and recently had a relationship with himself. The opposite role was played by a foreign girl, so Guo Jianye knew her well.
As Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang in Shangougou, they have too little experience. Although they also went to school in the county, their range of activities is only so wide. When it comes to eating, they are laymen. Although they also like to eat, they don’t know how to eat. There was a lack of food, but the quality was also at the bottom, so Li Jinzhong and Guo Jianye chatted, just as bystanders, listening quietly, which could be regarded as increasing their knowledge.
But when it came to women, as two people who had just enjoyed Mrs. Sun's torture, they couldn't help but speak.
"Cousin, foreign girls are really that good. I heard they have body odor." Li Xiaoguo questioned,
"What's wrong with body odor? What's wrong with body odor? You can't work in the service industry if you have body odor. Cousin, I have to criticize you here. Don't look at people through colored glasses. This is wrong. Those who have body odor are just like those who have athlete's foot in our Ming Empire. , are just part of it, and body odor is not contagious, nor does it affect whether you are healthy or not."
Li Jinzhong explained that after all, body odor, like athlete's foot, is an incurable disease, but it is not fatal and will not affect daily life, so Li Jinzhong doesn't care.
Li Erzhuang doesn't think so. The smelly smell can also affect his mood and thus the quality. He knows it well. If Li Xiaoguo doesn't wash himself, he won't let him come up. The same goes for him. If he doesn't take a shower, Xiaoguo I won't let myself touch it. Personal hygiene is very important when doing things. In order to live a long life, it is safe to wash it.
"Cousin, foreign girls are really so fun." Li Xiaoguo felt itchy in his heart and was full of curiosity. He was like a child who was eager to learn. He had just scored 100 points in the exam and was praying that the next exam would come soon. His face was full of excitement. Curiosity.
Since the sparring session with Mrs. Sun just now, although both myself and Li Erzhuang performed relatively poorly, Mrs. Sun was professional and served her well. The two of them were both physically and mentally happy and became immortals. Therefore, Li Xiaoguo is also fascinated by foreign tastes.
"That is, the eating habits of foreign girls are different from ours. They grew up eating meat, so they are relatively strong and tall, and have particularly good physical strength. And they are never shy. Sorry, as long as you can afford them money I can accompany you to challenge the limits of humankind." Thinking of the days and nights spent in the whiskey bar, Li Jinzhong recalled the figure, the feel, and the feeling brought by that moment. This is the experience that a real man should have.
Seeing his cousin's expression, Li Xiaoguo was also very fascinated. After a while, he could change his taste. Otherwise, he wouldn't change identities with Li Erzhuang often. It would just increase the fun.
"Cousin, you can take me with you next time."
Li Erzhuang pulled Li Xiaoguo's clothes hard as a protest. His body only belongs to you, and your body naturally only belongs to me. Love is mutual and equal. You must take me with you when you go out to play.
He turned around and said comfortingly, "Er Zhuang, don't worry, my true love for you is my true love for you."
"Cousin, if you want to play with foreign girls, you have to wait until next time. I will take you there now, and you will come with me, Lao Guo." Someone came to pay the bill, so Li Jinzhong didn't worry. He heard that Guo Jianye's family had several million, and spending a little on his behalf could be regarded as robbing the rich and giving to the poor, contributing to the economic consumption of the Ming Empire, not to mention that he already had several There is no more whiskey tavern, and I miss those girls.
"Uh, ah. Together, of course we are together." Guo Jianye's body ached for a while. It seemed that it was inevitable to lose money tonight. Let's not talk about these dishes. The price of finding a girl at the Whiskey Tavern alone was more than a thousand taels. , and as far as Guo Jianye knew, Mr. Li's son liked to take medicine, and would order several of them every time. The cost for this night was tens of thousands of taels.
"Cousin, forget it," Li Xiaoguo refused, "Let's do it next time, I feel a little pain."
"Um, ah, Xiaoguo, you are injured. Is it serious or not? Do you need to go to a miracle doctor to see you?" Hearing that Li Xiaoguo was injured, Li Erzhuang was also very worried.
"Uh, haha, it doesn't matter, just go to the miracle doctor to prescribe some medicine." If you are sick, seek the miracle doctor. This is the consensus of the people of Songjiang Prefecture. Once the miracle doctor arrives, the disease will disappear. As if thinking of something, Li Jinzhong asked, "Cousin, How is the tattoo, has it been washed off?"
"It's almost done. I guess if I apply the medicine a few more times, I should be fully recovered." I remembered that I was in pain. Li Xiaoguo was so filled with hatred that he greeted the culprit hundreds of times.
The palm of his hand gently placed on Li Xiaoguo's hand as comfort. To love someone, you must know how to care and express your love in a timely manner without using too many rhetoric or painting a beautiful picture of the future that cannot be realized at all. Painting a scene requires only one look and one movement. Li Erzhuang did this very well.
The person who paid for the money was heartbroken. Guo Jianye, who had eaten and drank enough, kept holding his chest. He was vague about Li Xiaoguo's words, but he could clearly hear the tattoo on his butt. This is a good operation and should add a lot of joy. Guo Jianye, an outstanding actor from the Ming Dynasty who has a lofty pursuit of art, felt that it was necessary to try it in his next play.
"That's good. Actually, it's okay if you don't wash it off. Foreign girls all have tattoos on their bodies, and some parts are even more hidden."
Li Jinzhong has the idea of getting a tattoo. After all, people with tattoos are very domineering.
"Cousin, you want to avenge me. I saw the person who gave me the tattoo a few days ago." Li Xiaoguo gritted his teeth and said, "That boy can still live to this day. It's really God's blindness. I heard from his father that he also had his head shaved by the shameless Wang Busheng. As a filial son, the five households in the village will be in the future." The legal successor must avenge his father.
"Uh, ah. Revenge, cousin, are you sure?" In fact, Li Xiaoguo felt that the person who gave his cousin the tattoo was wronged. Others just do it for pure art, and the place or person they may choose is not suitable. If it were me, I would definitely welcome it. With a tattoo on his butt, he is definitely a fashion leader among the dandy circles of Songjiang Prefecture.
"I must take revenge. I have been humiliated like this. If I don't take revenge, I am still a man."
"Xiaoguo, don't worry, even if you can't get revenge, you are still a man in my heart, a real man."
"Uh, this is such a shitty thing that Li Jinzhong and Guo Jianye can't even answer the phone."
"Okay, tomorrow I will ask my father to send you a few people to take revenge."
"Master Li, this is such a big deal. How dare you bother the Registrar? Just leave it to me. Isn't it just revenge? Whether you will be maimed or killed, it all depends on this cousin's mood." Guo Jianye was the first to say that dog meat friends at the wine table are not friends. Friends who have been on the battlefield together are real friends. Guo Jianye plans to get closer to Mr. Li. Of course, he also wants to meet the tattoo master. I heard that Director Hao is there There is a shortage of a makeup artist, and Guo Jianye thinks this is a very good candidate.
"Isn't it a bit inappropriate to trouble Brother Guo so much?" After all, we are all strangers. What should we do if we ask for money to stand up for ourselves? I heard that people in Songjiang Mansion are quite snobbish, and they can't afford to go early without benefit. Li Xiaoguo is still a little worried .
"Haha, cousin, you don't have to worry, Mr. Li and I have a life-long friendship,"
"Um. Cousin, you two carried a gun together."
"Ah haha, they must have been in prostitution together."
"Well, it's solid enough."
"Okay, Lao Guo, you will contact your cousin tomorrow and teach that boy a lesson. Of course, don't beat him to death. He won't be punished until death."
"That's natural. If you kill someone, you'll get into trouble. I know that."
The bad guys always have a lot in common, like a den of snakes and rats. For example, they are all ugly and have many of the same hobbies. For example, I can't sleep without a girl.
"Lao Guo, we're already here, let's not be idle, order a girl, and don't go back."
"Ah, no, no, no, I can't stay out overnight." If he doesn't go home overnight, he doesn't know whether he will be able to see the sun tomorrow. He has a fierce wife at home, and Guo Jianye is also very distressed.
"What, Lao Guo, you are also afraid of your wife?" Li Jinzhong smiled mischievously. Nowadays, being afraid of his wife has become a popular trend in Songjiang Prefecture. For example, his father, and the prefect Xie, heard that Wu Zuo from the Qianhu Office of Jinyiwei is also the same A henpecked lord.
"How could it be possible? How can a man be afraid of his wife?" It was obvious that Guo Jianye had no confidence when he said this, and his waist softened. "I mainly recognize the bed. It's not my own bed and I don't sleep well."
His father is a man, so he should be. Well, Guo Jianye knocked his father off the boat with one stroke. "Stop making those excuses, you must stay tonight," Li Jinzhong said forcefully. Someone paid for the food, but the girl hasn't received her money yet.
"But," Guo Jianye was in a dilemma. Li Jinzhong couldn't afford to offend him, and his own wife couldn't even afford to offend him.
"Not that much, but if your wife has any objections, just come to me and say that I, the son of Mr. Li, the criminal director of Songjiang Prefecture, asked you to stay." How powerful can a businessman's wife be, and dare to compete with the spokesperson of the law of the Ming Empire?
"Uh, okay." If you don't stay, you will probably die now. If you stay, at least you won't die tonight. After weighing for a long time, Guo Jianye decided to stay.
"That's right, men say men, be a real man, stick to your word, waiter, fuck girls."
Damn it, this is another big expense. Guo Jianye feels that today is his day to lose money.
