Although there are many types of dishes, the dishes are served very quickly. In a short time, the dishes are brought out. The waitresses in extremely revealing clothes bring the dishes and put them on the table. Because there were too many dishes, several large tables had to be set up, so the dishes were put down.
Looking at the dazzling array of dishes on the table with strange shapes, even Li Jinzhong's eyes lit up. Even if he is an emperor, the dishes for the New Year's Eve dinner are just mediocre.
In fact, everyone has misunderstandings about the current emperor. They always think that an emperor's meal consists of dozens or hundreds of dishes. In fact, Zhu Xiluo is still very frugal. Each meal only consists of one dish, including pork knuckles and other staple foods. Had.
Looking at the dishes on the table, Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang kept swallowing their saliva. Human beings always have a primitive impulse towards food, just like beautiful girls and handsome men, and always want to taste it.
"I want to eat from this small country." This was the first thing Li Erzhuang said on his own initiative after coming to Songjiang Mansion Bund Tavern for so long.
Although he was full of curiosity as to why his cousin would bring a man with him and the relationship was so close that they often held hands tightly, Li Jinzhong did not ask any more questions, nor did he make things difficult for him. When he heard what Li Erzhuang said, Li Jinzhong laughed and said, "Sure." These dishes are just for you, eat whatever you want, eat with an open stomach, eat as much as you can, don’t be polite to me."
"That's it, that's it. Being polite to your cousin doesn't mean you're looking down on your cousin. We won't be polite." As soon as Li Xiaoguo finished speaking, he started a crazy sweep mode.
Not wanting to be outdone, Li Jinzhong later joined the foodie team. After all, it was the first time for him to see many of the dishes, and it was Li Jinzhong’s dream to taste their deliciousness.
Children who come from the mountains are very good at eating because they do a lot of physical work every day. Unfortunately, although Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang both came from the mountains, due to their long-term non-working exercise, the only exercise they can do is Rolling sheets on the bed only exercises a single part of the body, so when it comes to eating, both Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang are scumbags, and they eat less.
After eating only a few dishes, it was obvious that Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang felt full, and they reluctantly ate some, but they really couldn't eat anymore.
After looking at the dozens of dishes without using chopsticks, the two of them also felt heartache. They wanted to eat again or meet someone who didn't know they would have to wait until the year of the monkey. After all, they were poor, very poor, very poor.
"Cousin, I'm full," Li Xiaoguo said, touching his obviously bulging belly.
"Oh, why did you eat so much? Is it not to your liking? If you don't like it, I'll ask them to change it. Don't worry, we have plenty of money." He elegantly picked up a corn kernel and put it into his mouth, chewed it for a long time, and then took a sip. Fifty years of daughter-in-law, Li Jinzhong is now like a wealthy loser in the Renaissance. A dinner full of Chinese flavor was eaten out by him. He was eating a candlelight dinner with a blonde beauty in a Western restaurant, chewing. The taste of medium-aged beef that is not bad.
Of course, Li Jinzhong has also been trying to look elegant.
"No, no, no, the food is delicious, but we really can't eat any more," Li Xiaoguo hurriedly advised. Although his cousin's family was rich, his uncle had worked hard and racked his brains, forgetting to eat and sleep, to earn every penny. Don't be too extravagant and wasteful. Besides, I am a little fatter, but my appetite is limited.
"You're really welcome. You are my cousin. Even if you have broken bones and even tendons, we are all part of the same family." Looking at the leftovers on the table, Li Jinzhong felt a little distressed now. After all, there were too many leftovers. He just wanted to dress up and compete, but he didn't expect that he went too far and was exhausted.
"No, no, how can I be polite to my cousin? I'm really full. Look at my belly, it looks like I'm ten months pregnant." Then he touched the belly of Li Erzhuang next to him. Li Xiaoguo joked, "There are at least two of them here."
"Nasty" gently pushed Li Xiaoguo, and Li Erzhuang said coquettishly that although he could be used as a woman most of the time, men are men and they cannot get pregnant or have children. Thinking of this, Li Erzhuang felt very bad. It was such a sad thing not to be able to give birth to a child for his beloved.
Li Jinzhong also knew something about Li Erzhuang's identity. Sun Siniang's son might also be his uncle's illegitimate son. Who knows? Could it be that the brothers already knew each other, otherwise how could they be so close.
All this time, Li Jinzhong had not moved the two of them towards the glass. If Li Jinzhong knew that Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang slept together every night, he would not know what he would think, and whether he could still eat tonight's meal. After all, he also has painful memories. Thinking of the scene of hugging Li Jincheng at Tianci Mountain, Li Jinzhong's head hurts.
Li Xiaoguo still didn't notice the change in Li Erzhuang's expression. After all, he was just a teenager and was not that capable of seeing through people's hearts.
I just heard Li Xiaoguo continue to say, "Cousin, it seems that these dishes can only be packed and fed to the dogs." Dafu County is so good. Even the dogs eat the dishes ordered in the pub. Suddenly Li Xiaoguo is a little envious of these dogs. Especially my cousin’s dog, whose quality of life is even higher than my own. It’s true that humans are inferior to dogs.
"Well, these things are fed to dogs. Is it really true that I hurt my head after eating them? I'm stupid. Isn't it good to save them as a midnight snack at night?" Li Jinzhong was speechless.
After eating, as a man, you have to have some entertainment, a cigarette after the meal, or a sip of tea. Unfortunately, in this era, there is no such thing as tobacco, which is harmful and useless. Tea, after eating so full, there is no tea. Place is not.
"Is my cousin a man?" Li Jinzhong smiled mysteriously and looked at Li Xiaoguo.
As a member of the dandy circle in Songjiang Prefecture, eating, drinking and having fun are essential skills, including eating, drinking, and the following two items. Can't fall behind.
Confused and with an expression that looked like a fool, Li Xiaoguo looked at Li Jinzhong, "Cousin, what do you mean? I'm your cousin. I must be a man. If I'm not a man, I can only be my cousin."
"Uh, okay, my expression was wrong." After changing his expression, Li Jinzhong continued to ask, "Have you played with it?" Worried that Li Xiaoguo understood it wrong, Li Jinzhong added, "I'm not talking about skipping rope with women." Instead of making sandbags, we do shameful things together."
Li Xiaoguo still understood what this meant, and lowered his head with a shy face. He had lived for ten years. Apart from those movies, his bed partner had always been Li Erzhuang. He was still relatively unfamiliar with girls and knew nothing about their body structure. , of course, I have never played a game before, except throwing sandbags and skipping rope.
"Haha, don't be shy, I know you haven't tasted it."
You are such an old man, and he is still a son of an official. Your father is still upright, but he has never tasted it. I have to say that this status is in vain. If there is a ranking, your cousin will definitely be at the bottom.
It was obvious that Li Xiaoguo came from the mountains, but he was not stupid. Naturally, he felt his cousin's ridicule. Li Xiaoguo hurriedly explained, "I have never played with women, but I have played with men."
"I've also played with men. What's fun? It's more fun with women. Women are like water, as smooth as silk, and comfortable." Recalling the time with Li Jincheng, it was really uncomfortable to play with men.
"Cousin, you came all the way to join me. I can't treat you lightly. You can eat well and drink well. My cousin wants you to be a real man."
"Cousin, I am a man." Li Xiaoguo emphasized once again that he would take the lead himself, and sometimes he and Li Erzhuang would also be on top.
Ignoring Li Xiaoguo's explanation, he greeted Li Jinzhong at the door as "waiter".
It is estimated that when the Songjiang Fu Bund Tavern recruits, the first recruitment criterion is good hearing, otherwise it will be very difficult to hear the greetings of the guests in the room through the door.
"Master, do you want to pay the bill?" The waiter pushed open the door and asked. This is more than 50,000 taels, which is both an opportunity and a challenge. After all, the commission is still a lot, but if the customer runs away, he will have to take the blame and sell himself to pick up the customer and pay the debt. Therefore, the waiter has been standing outside the door, not daring to leave. .
"Well, who said we have to settle the bill?" He had said it himself. Li Jinzhong looked puzzled.
Isn't this trying to chase people away? Realizing his slip of the tongue, the waiter hurriedly changed his words, "I'm sorry, sir, what else do you need? Isn't the food enough?"
Li Jinzhong really wanted to say that you are blind and did not see that there are so many left. Of course, he is a rich and qualified man. Those who have a rough voice, shout and show off their power can only be the nouveau riche. Therefore, Li Jinzhong Not angry either.
He continued, "Do you have a new girl here? Give me some meat for my cousin."
"Yes, one just came here a few days ago and hasn't picked up the guests yet. She happens to have time tonight. How about I bring her here?" The waiter asked, after all, the person in front of him is a very rich man and always likes to choose the most expensive one, but this new guy is actually an old employee of his tavern, just returning to his old business. The price is naturally not high, but the life is pretty good, I have worked for a long time and have experience, but some customers only choose the most expensive instead of the best. Therefore, this person's business is not very good.
"Okay, it's her. Bring her quickly." Women are all the same, and they are not for his own use, so Li Jinzhong did not pick them up. As long as it works.
Time is money, and any waste of time is a waste of money. Soon the waiter brought the girl in.
She is not very tall, has long wavy hair, and wears a tight-fitting, low-cut white shirt on her upper body. And if you look closely, you will find that she is not wearing a bra, and her lower body is wearing a pair of ultra-short shorts. How short are they? Basically They are similar to triangular trousers, and the fabric is very soft, and can fit tightly into all parts. The figure is also good, and the face is not dazzling. After all, beautiful women are a scarce resource, and they cannot be as numerous as dogs.
If you are a villager in Tianci Mountain Town, you will find that this woman looks very familiar. Because it was none other than the wife of Tiancishan Town Yazhi Sun Youcai. No, it should be said that it was the former Zhizhen.
What Wang Busheng and others didn't know was that just a few days after he and Zhu Wuyu were acquitted, a group of guards came to the door. Poor Zhizhen Sun Youcai was sent to prison. The crime was quite serious, and he was the leader of the Ming Empire's abuse. My son, Sun Youcai has always been confused about this crime. What kind of crime is it? It is recorded in the "Da Ming Code". It is a pity that Sun Youcai is a young man and has never read the "Da Ming Code".
Because of the strange diseases caused by the Japanese pirates, many men are not good enough, so resources for men are even more scarce. To be honest, people like Sun Youcai who are fat, ugly, and not very healthy at first glance are not easy to sell to the Japanese pirates. It falls into the category of being picky, but because of this disease, Sun Youcai also has a market, and the price is very reasonable.
The Ming Empire had stopped implementing the policy of involvement for a long time, so Mrs. Sun had a chance to escape. However, if her husband committed a crime, the family property would naturally be confiscated. Overnight, Mrs. Sun went from being an official wife to being extremely poor.
Fortunately, Mrs. Sun is not a chaste and fierce woman. She will protect her body for her husband. After all, women can be lonely. It is very easy for a woman like Mrs. Sun to find someone to remarry. The current Ming Empire is very similar to the 21st century. , the bachelor rate is too high, and it is too difficult to marry a wife. Women have no worries about getting married, so Mrs. Sun can also find a good family to marry, but she is used to living a wealthy life, how can she live with others safely, so Mrs. Sun planned to return to her old business. She worked in Tiancishan Town for a few days, earned some money, and returned to her old club, Songjiangfu Bund Tavern. It was just that there were talented people in the country, and a new generation replaced the old ones, and there were many old customers. I also changed the girl, and after staying in Tiancishan Town for a few years, I was also out of touch with the market, and my technology was also a bit backward. Therefore, Mrs. Sun's business has been very slow, and even eating has become a problem, until a few days God took an eye. , business is coming.
