Now we return to the topic of the hut in the Bund Tavern in Songjiang Prefecture. It is said to be a hut, but in fact it is not small. After all, it is a large-scale tavern in Songjiang Prefecture, so the natural partition area is quite large.
Like all entertainment venues, the Songjiang Bund Hotel is extremely luxuriously decorated, with red bricks, wooden beams, carvings and paintings. After all, it is a local industry, so the architectural style also adopts my country’s traditional inlay technology. The entire structure does not use a single screw. It is useless. A metal object is fixed. There are five floors in the front and an open space in the middle. This is for the convenience of parking by the rich and powerful. There are also rows of houses in the back, mainly to provide accommodation and rest for guests who do not go home at night.
The overall architecture of Songjiang Mansion Bund Tavern adopts the traditional Chinese style. It is said that the designer of this Bund Hotel once worked in the imperial palace and also presided over the renovation of the palace.
We are a humble and reserved family, so the exterior decoration is still very low-key, but the small single rooms in the tavern are overly luxurious. All kinds of modern household appliances, air conditioners, refrigerators, washing machines, TVs, computers, massage beds, etc. are filled with the whole place. In the room, there is a world-famous Persian carpet on the floor, and a crystal chandelier on the ceiling. Colorful lights shine on people's faces, reflecting grimaces. There is also an ear room next to it, which is also a place for guests to rest. Of course, if you have a temper If it's urgent, you can solve it in this room, so you don't need to charge extra. If you open a new room later, you will still be charged separately.
"Cousin, this is my first time in a place like this. I'm a little scared," a timid voice said.
"Don't be afraid. There is nothing to be afraid of. It's not like we don't need money for meals and entertainment. If we have money, we will be the masters."
"But I saw a sign in front of their door that minors are not allowed to enter. We are all minors. How can they report it to the official?"
"Hahaha, you think that sentence is nonsense, report to the official, you forgot what my father and your uncle do, he is an official, and he is in charge of criminal matters."
From these conversations, we can already guess who these people are. The more arrogant one is naturally Li Jinzhong, the son of Li Jiaozuo, the criminal director of Songjiang Prefecture, the guy who doesn't do anything.
The remaining person who spoke was Li Jinzhong's cousin and old acquaintance Li Xiaoguo. His relative who was an official in Fucheng was Li Zuozuo, the one who provided a lot of help for the development and construction of Wuhu Village.
And when Li Xiaoguo appears here, naturally Li Erzhuang will definitely be by his side. They are inseparable from each other. The husband and wife have a deep love. The two of them are inseparable.
"It's really okay"? Li Jinzhong was still a little worried. After all, it was Grandma Liu's first time entering the Grand View Garden, and she was still wary. There were as many officials as dogs in Songjiang Mansion, and the ninth-rank petty officials were everywhere. Li Xiaoguo was also worried that he might offend someone. No matter what the law is, I am afraid that others will laugh at me for being a country bumpkin.
Li Erzhuang also held Li Xiaoguo's arm tightly, and his heart was full of fear. After all, it was the first time to enter such a place, and the unknown was both fear and fear.
"I promise you are fine. I, Li Jinzhong, also occupy a place in the circle of young men in Songjiang Mansion, and I still have some face." Putting his hands on his hips, he raised his head 45 degrees and looked up at the ceiling. It was a standard pretense action, but if Li Jinzhong was not sitting down The effect should be better.
"In that case, I'm relieved. It's the first time I've been to a place like this. I was a little scared and made my cousin laugh." Li Xiaoguo gently patted Li Erzhuang's hand that was holding his arm tightly as a gesture of comfort, "Don't be afraid, it's okay."
A lover's encouragement is worth a thousand words. He regained his strength slightly and Li Erzhuang nodded, "Well, I believe you."
"Hahaha, it's okay. The first time I came here, I was no better than you. I couldn't even take off the girl's clothes. In the end, the girl took off her own clothes. You will get familiar with them once you come here. It will be good if you come here a few times to get familiar with them. Like now, I can take off my pants in fifteen seconds."
"Wow, my cousin is awesome, teach me, teach me." Li Xiaoguo was extremely envious. This was another kind of pretentious skill. He had learned to show off his skills in front of his classmates, making them jealous and jealous to death.
Li Erzhuang gently pulled Li Xiaoguo's arm as a protest, you already have me, why are you still thinking about taking off other people's clothes? I gave my heart to you, but you are still thinking about other people's bodies. Not to mention that this is a sentence for love.
Looking at his good gay friend awkwardly, Li Xiaoguo replied with a look like "I only have you in my heart."
"Okay, I'll teach you later." Li Jinzhong said perfunctorily, after all, this is not a technical ability, just like an oil seller, he only knows how to do it.
Greeting the waiter in front of the door, Li Jinzhong said, "Bring the menu."
"Okay, sir" bowed at ninety degrees, bent down and came to Li Jinzhong, stretched out his hands and handed the menu into Li Jinzhong's hands, his attitude was extremely respectful, from body to language, it completely complied with the standard that the customer is God, but It’s not easy to work here, and it’s easy to have a herniated disc in your waist.
"Well, your cuisine is missing a lot. Why is there no seafood?"
After looking at the menu, Li Jinzhong raised his doubts. People with character, worth, and style must eat seafood, especially crayfish, hairy crabs, and the like. What is thrown away is always more than what is eaten. What a way to pretend to be rich.
"Going back to the master, I heard that an infectious disease has been popular among the Japanese pirates recently. Women are infertile but men are infertile. Some experts speculate that it was caused by them eating a certain creature in the sea. Therefore, for the lives and property of the guests, It’s safe, our Songjiang Bund Tavern has removed seafood from its shelves,”
"Oh, that's right," Li Jinzhong chuckled, "I thought you didn't dare to give me seafood because you thought I had no money."
"Well, you are really good at joking. You are a distinguished guest of our Bund Tavern in Songjiang Prefecture. You are a VIP senior user who spends more than 100,000 taels every year. Our Bund Tavern in Songjiang Prefecture has always regarded you as the most distinguished guest. We Don’t you dare to be negligent? If there is anything we haven’t done well, just mention it and we will make it right immediately. If you have any requests, just ask us and we will help you complete it without compromise and make you satisfied,” the waiter said. Of course, he said this to many people who come here to spend money,
Survival will always make people compromise, and life will also make people lie and become thick-skinned.
"Haha, it's all, it's all small money, it's all small money. The key is that the things you have here suit my taste." Li Jinzhong touched his chin and was very happy. He really pretended to have the ability to cultivate sentiments and make people feel refreshed. .
"Sir, our Songjiangfu Bund Tavern has recently added several foreign dishes, and they taste very good."
Keep pace with the times, otherwise you will retreat. Any industry is pursuing innovation. In order to cater to the development of the times, you must naturally work hard to improve yourself.
"Oh, yes, what kind of dishes are there?"
"Japanese Bangzi noodles, Bangzi country's kimchi, Portugal's foie gras, Tom Yum soup from China, Tsarist Russia's borscht, and Tianzhu's,"
"Okay, okay, stop talking. It doesn't sound expensive." It was the first time I brought my cousin to such a large and high-end tavern, and the meal only cost a few hundred taels. This was a slap in the face to myself. Eat the most expensive food when treating guests. After all, everyone is a face-conscious person.
"Okay, you can have one as well."
"Sir, you want it. There are more than 200 countries and regions in the world, so there are still a lot of dishes. Can you finish it?" the waiter explained. After all, there are only three guests, and they are not very old. Two hundred How can you finish multiple dishes? Who knows that every grain of food on the plate is hard work, and it is shameful to waste food.
"Fuck all of you if you want. If you can't finish it, I'll take it back and feed it to the dog. My dog likes to eat kimchi stick noodles."
"But, this price"
"Why is there so much nonsense? I am a money-hungry person."
It’s not just wine that makes him bold, but also financial resources. Although in Wuhu Village, Li Xiaoguo is also the richest man in the country and has a lot of various incomes, but it is only a few thousand taels a year. But compared with his cousin, I am so weak, no wonder everyone wants to be an official, it is really good to have money.
"Okay, Master, I'll go down and get ready." No one dislikes such wealthy people, and his salary is also linked to the consumption of his guests. The waiter did a rough calculation and found that the cheapest imported dishes are no less than two hundred taels, and the most expensive There are also up to a thousand taels. After these more than 200 dishes, the consumption should not be less than 50,000 taels. Although this man spends a lot at the Songjiang Bund Tavern every year, this is 50,000 taels. It seems that it should be Find a few more people to guard the door so they don't run away during checkout.
"Also, here comes Nuer Hong, who has been in the jar for fifty years."
There are still many kinds of wine in our country, such as Dukang, Lanling and Laobaigan. The rarest one is Nuerhong. It is said that when someone gives birth to a daughter, he will bury several jars of Nuerhong in the corner for his daughter’s wedding. Our country The legal marriage age for women is twenty years old, but where can I find daughters who have become popular in the past fifty years? After all, there are too few daughters who are not married in their fifties. First, the daughter may be gone, and second, there is really no daughter. Marry off your daughter.
Things are rare and valuable, so due to the hype from all parties, a jar of fifty-year-old daughter's red can cost as much as one thousand taels. Of course the profit should account for 90%.
It is better not to buy, but to buy only the most expensive ones, which has become the most fashionable way of consumption nowadays. People live with a face, not just to get the envy, jealousy and hatred of others. They clearly want to stab themselves behind the scenes, but on the surface they pretend to be extremely respectful and adoring. , Master, you can have fun.
As a member of the dandy circle in Songjiang Prefecture, it is important to face Li Jinzhong.
Sure enough, after the waiter left, Li Xiaoguo, including Li Erzhuang, whose eyes had been fixed on Li Xiaoguo, all turned their attention to Li Jinzhong. After all, the golden light was very beautiful.
"Cousin, you are so awesome."
"Yes, cousin, you are the best man I have ever seen." Li Erzhuang, who had been silent all this time, couldn't help but show admiration.
Li Xiaoguo looked at his Li Erzhuang with resentment. You have always said that I am the best man you have ever seen. It really proves that sentence. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe that man's mouth. , neither male nor female.
"Hahaha, what's so great? As long as you have money in Songjiang Mansion, others will give way to you if you walk sideways."
"Cousin, sir, I have taught scholars, farmers, industry and commerce. Aren't businessmen the ones with the lowest status?" I was full of doubts. Scholars were the highest status people. There was an old man in Wuhu Village who had studied in a private school for several years. His father was Don't dare to provoke. Why is Dafu County different? Could it be that the feng shui of one country raises the people of another country, and their values are actually different.
"Uh, sir, I mentioned this before." Well, just like most kids from rich families, Li Jinzhong is also a bad student. He basically spends his class in sleep.
"Sir said this." Li Xiaoguo was sure that he heard this sentence correctly.
"Did you hear it wrong?"
"No, I heard that right," Li Xiaoguo insisted.
"Well, sir, that's just to tease you. After all, sir, he is also very poor."
Well, what Li Jinzhong said is quite reasonable. Scholars who have no money naturally like to find some comfort, such as ranking in social status.
"Okay, don't talk about these irrelevant things. After dinner, cousin will let you relax."
