Toothache is not a disease, but the pain can be fatal. Tattoos are not painful or itchy, and they will not leave any sequelae. They only affect the appearance, so tattoos cannot be considered a disease.
Li Xiaoguo was a little entangled. Of course, in front of the miracle doctor, he could only be a patient.
"People will always get sick if they eat whole grains. It's not a big deal." Seeing that Li Xiaoguo was a little embarrassed, Yaobushi comforted him.
"Yes, thank you, the miracle doctor." Since we are here to see a doctor, and we want to be as clean as before as soon as possible, whatever the natural doctor says is true.
"Tell me, where do you feel uncomfortable?"
"butt"
"Butt, could it be that you have hemorrhoids? You have hemorrhoids at such a young age. You all have stories to tell." Jinghao complained at the side. There are many reasons for the formation of hemorrhoids. One is because you don't like to be clean at ordinary times. They like to eat some spicy food, and the other reason is not to travel by water but by land. There is no doubt that the main reason why Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang got hemorrhoids is the second reason.
"Uh, no, it's not about hemorrhoids," Li Xiaoguo explained hurriedly.
"Jing Hao, please don't interrupt, or you can treat me." Yao Bu Shou looked at Jing Hao angrily, then looked at Li Xiaoguo and asked, "Continue talking."
Jinghao stuck out her tongue and closed her mouth obediently.
"I haven't had hemorrhoids recently. I'm talking about another disease." Li Xiaoguo was a little embarrassed. After all, he had never heard of a tattoo on his butt. The most surprising tattoo site he had ever heard of was his own. In front of the female classmates, everyone likes to call her an inn, and just pay her. It is said that she slept with all the boys in the school and earned hundreds of taels a day. A year later, she bought a house in Songjiang Mansion.
"If you have any disease, please continue to tell me. If you want to be healthy, you have to be as detailed as possible." Yaobushi advised from the side that there are always some patients who are thin-skinned and shy, and are embarrassed to talk about their hidden diseases. Does the Ming Empire have advanced medical testing instruments now? Therefore, if you want to fully understand the patient's condition, you still need the patient's help. Self-explanation and doctor’s experience.
After listening, hearing and asking, Yao Bushu carefully observed Li Xiaoguo and Li Xiaoguo for a long time, but except for the common symptoms of excessive indulgence and a bit weak among contemporary young people, there were no other diseases. Therefore, Li Xiaoguo was allowed to speak out about his illness if the medicine did not kill him.
Since I came here just to see a doctor, I thought of everyone's ridiculing and sarcastic looks. As a student, Li Xiaoguo, who was very proud of his age, couldn't bear this kind of look. Just drop it, no big deal.
"Miracle doctor, you have to hide it for us." Li Xiaoguo was worried and said one more thing.
"You can rest assured that protecting the privacy of patients is the first rule of every medical practitioner. Even if the butt grows square, which is a miracle in the world, we will not talk nonsense. It will enter my eyes but not my mouth." , is quiet but can't help but speak. Children always talk a lot, and they don't want to be ignored in any situation. They hope that everyone's eyes will be on themselves.
"Okay then." In order to return to normal life as soon as possible, Li Xiaoguo no longer hesitated. He continued, "There is a painting painted on our buttocks, and it cannot be washed away no matter how hard we wash it."
"You are a master at painting with your butt. Take it off quickly and let me see what you are painting," Jinghao ordered impatiently.
"Jing Hao, shut up. If you keep talking, get out." Faced with a talkative apprentice, the miracle doctor was helpless. Fortunately, he was his own apprentice, so he couldn't strangle him to death. Last time he wanted to sell it to Wang Busui. It didn't work out, so it seemed like we should find a reason to send Jinghao away. As for the issue of pension, I am still young and will not consider it for ten to eight years.
"You want your tattoo removed"? Yaobushi asked,
Li Xiaoguo nodded. This was something he had always dreamed of accomplishing. Countless times, he tried to wash off this damn tattoo with soap locust. Even if he rubbed off a layer of skin on his butt, the tattoo still could not be washed away. , Li Xiaoguo was very distressed about this.
"Okay, take off your pants and let me take a look."
"Well, I still need to take it off." Although he is very liberal in his private life, Li Xiaoguo still feels a little stressed in front of a woman who is in her forties or fifties.
"You're not talking nonsense. My master doesn't have clairvoyance. How can I see your tattoo if you don't take it off? How can I help you remove it?"
"Okay, I'll take it off, I'll just take it off." He looked at the two women present, and then looked at Li Erzhuang, who had been silent there. Li Xiaoguo said again, "Er Zhuang, why don't you take it off first."
The one who has been suffering the most, Li Erzhuang, has become completely feminine. He holds a corner in his hand and draws circles on the ground with his head and feet lowered. Hearing Li Xiaoguo's words, Li Erzhuang hurriedly waved his hands, "No, no, no, brother Xiaoguo, you go first. People are shy”.
"Uh, okay." If you let your woman take off her clothes in front of others, a man would be jealous.
"It's okay, just take it off. Doctors only see patients, not men and women." As a doctor, you will encounter all kinds of patients, including men and women. The location of some diseases is even more private, but a good doctor will not Note that as long as the disease can be cured, the process is not very important.
The conversation has come to this point, and since he really has no good way to remove the tattoo on his butt, Li Xiaoguo can only compromise.
If you want to regain a healthy body, you will naturally have to make sacrifices and sacrifices. Taking off your pants might be one of them.
Li Xiaoguo coquettishly took off his pants, revealing his hairy thighs and the unusually eye-catching red flower pants.
"Master, it's not shameful for men to wear such bright colors." Jinghao couldn't help complaining at the side. Who told Li Xiaoguo to wear the same style as herself? Jinghao secretly vowed never to wear red flowered pants in the future. .
"Shut up, get out if you talk again," the miracle doctor scolded, looking at Li Xiaoguo and explaining, "She is still a child, and she is used to being arrogant by me. Childish words are unbridled, so don't be angry."
I am a child myself, okay, but does a patient who seeks medical advice from a doctor have the right to be angry? Do you dare to be angry? Wipe away your tears and swallow your grievances.
"it's okay no problem".
Even with his underpants on, the tattoo on his butt could not be seen, so Li Xiaoguo continued his actions.
"Go inside and lie down," Yao BuShu ordered.
Li Xiaoguo was very obedient, walked into the back room and lay down on the bed obediently. Just like Li Erzhuang's posture every night.
"Xiaoguo, you're not doing this right. You should hold the edge of the bed with both hands. It will hurt for a while, and your legs should be in a chevron shape, which is convenient." Li Erzhuang guided from the side. After all, Li Erzhuang is very experienced in lying on his stomach and belongs to the master level.
"Ah, haha, that's not necessary. If there are any other diseases, we will look at it later. Let's look at the butt first." The miracle doctor hurriedly stopped Li Xiaoguo from spreading his legs. After all, the miracle doctor was a woman and an inexperienced woman. For men, it was better not to watch if there was no need for it, as it would easily make them nauseous.
"Master, this painting is really ugly. The person who painted this painting painted it with his feet."
Yaobushi did not refute it, after all, it was a fact.
Wang Bushit felt aggrieved. After all, it was his first time to draw with a brush, so he naturally lacked experience.
Li Xiaoguo buried his head deeply between his arms. Silent.
Yaobushi lowered his head and observed it carefully for a long time. The painting was messy, but it was still very simple to remove.
"Shengji Zonglu" records an example of using jade mill to treat facial scars: first use a needle to prick the wound, then use vinegar mixed with mud to apply to the wound, and repeatedly change the dressing. Finally, the ink stain can be faded. This is minimally invasive. Plastic surgery---the forerunner of modern grinding technology,
This method is used to remove the "golden mark" on the face in "Water Margin". Song Jiang planned to go to the capital to find a way to recruit people, but the gold seal on his face was equivalent to facial recognition of a wanted criminal. So he invited the miraculous doctor An Daoquan to cure him, "but he poisoned him, and then used good medicine to treat it, and the red scar appeared; he also wanted good gold and beautiful jade, ground it into fine powder, applied it every day, and let it disappear naturally. Gone. The medical book said: "Beautiful jade eliminates spots", which is exactly what it means. "
This method can also be used for Li Xiaoguo’s tattoos.
After a long time, Li Xiaoguo finally couldn't help it and asked anxiously, "Miracle doctor, is there any way to remove this tattoo?"
"There are still ways, but..."
"Money is not an issue," Li Xiaoguo said hurriedly. "Now that I have found a miracle doctor, I also know the price of the miracle doctor. As long as I can remove the tattoo, I am willing to spend any amount of money."
This time when he went out, Li Baoguo sponsored a lot, giving out 1% of his family property, more than 50,000 taels, and the kind folks in Wuhu Village raised part of the donation, so Li Xiaoguo was not short of money. Besides, money can’t buy health. If people are gone, what’s the use of more money. Now that money can buy it back as clean as ever, Li Xiaoguo is willing to spend more money.
"Haha, you're overthinking it. I've been practicing medicine for decades and I've never asked for more medical expenses on my hospital bed. Your tattoo removal is cosmetic plastic surgery. There's a price list posted on the wall. It only costs 10,000 taels. If you don’t want more, I won’t ask for more.” Thieves also have their own ways, and doctors also have their own principles. Take a lot of what you should get, and don't take a single point more than you should.
Ten thousand taels is not a small amount. Although my father is also a leader, there are many ways to get money, such as the court's poverty alleviation fund or family planning fines, but this money is also saved little by little. Dad Making money is not easy, and Li Xiaoguo feels a little heartbroken, but he cannot save money that should be spent.
"What the miracle doctor means is,"
Yaobushi explained, "I am 100% sure of removing the tattoo on your butt, but the treatment process will be a little painful and it will take a long time."
It takes a lot of time to break the skin bit by bit and then apply the medicine.
Li Xiaoguo was very happy to hear that he was 100% sure. After all, health is what he cherishes most.
"It will be very painful. I am most afraid of pain. Is there any good way?" It is understandable that teenagers have never suffered, let alone endure pain.
"There is still a way. I have a Mongolian sweat medicine here that I have carefully developed and is countless times more effective than other similar products."
"I can't get it without taking the Mongolian sweat medicine."
"This Mongolian sweat medicine is charged separately, and this medicine is extremely powerful. You will be drowsy within a few days," Yao Bu Shou explained.
I spent ten thousand taels and didn't care about the money. As for being groggy for a few days, the worst thing I could do was not go out and just sleep at home for a few days.
"Okay, no problem. As I said, as long as I can remove the tattoo on my butt, I'm willing to try anything."
"Okay, let's get started, calm down and prepare things."
At the beginning of the treatment, the miracle doctor in white clothes, white pants, white gloves, and a mask on his mouth appeared in front of Li Xiaoguo. In fact, he rarely wore a mask, but the current treatment area was not good, and the miracle doctor was afraid of nausea.
Seeing this equipment, Li Xiaoguo felt relieved. It looked professional at first glance.
The entire treatment process is still very cumbersome. The first step is disinfection, because after infection, the patient's mortality rate will be very high. Infection of even a small wound can be fatal.
Medical staff in the Ming Dynasty used many methods of disinfection, including roasting with fire and disinfecting with alcohol.
After all, it requires an acupuncture, and the needle is made of iron. When the hot needle pierces the skin, it will smoke. The miracle doctor doesn't like the smell of barbecue, so he is used to disinfecting with alcohol, and the alcohol here is of higher purity. Liquor.
Pour the wine into the bowl and put the needle in.
"Oh, miracle doctor, how can you drink while working? What if you hurt the little country?" Li Erzhuang on the side saw this and hurriedly stopped him. Practicing medicine while drunk would lead to medical accidents. Not long ago, there was such a miracle doctor. He took the wrong medicine while drunk. The little girl wanted to have an abortion. As a result, you gave her abortion. In the end, the little girl was fined a large sum of money for giving birth to an unmarried child. The little girl was so angry that she sued the doctor to the government office. The result of the trial was naturally that the doctor lost the case, and the girl was compensated for the loss of her youth and a fine for having an unmarried child, and the doctor had to raise the child she gave birth to.
"Shut up, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. This is disinfection." Jinghao said, people who show affection will always make people disgusted.
Li Erzhuang closed his mouth, gently held Li Xiaoguo's hand, and comforted him, "Don't worry, nothing will happen. I will always be by your side."
