Satisfied with the jelly beans, Zhang Jingjun got into the car. If Wang Busui was lucky enough to see the driver, Wang Busui would be shocked, because the driver was none other than Uncle Zhang, the steward of the British government. Anyone with some intelligence can also guess the relationship between Zhang Jingjun and Zhang Jinghui. Well, I'm sure they're not two girls.
Perhaps because he was worried that Zhang Jingjun would run into trouble again, he came out to take slightly more people this time, with one car at the front and one car at the front, and the one in the middle was driven by Uncle Zhang.
"Thank you, Uncle Zhang. I want you to come out in person."
"Haha, Miss Second, why are you being polite to me? When you get older, you have to move around more," Uncle Zhang in the front row looked back at Zhang Jingjun, as if he was seeing his own relatives. Having been without a wife and children all his life, Uncle Zhang has already regarded the British government as his home and the princesses as his children. Being without wives and children is the fate of many old people who return from the battlefield. Uncle Zhang is like this , such is the case with drunkards. This is true for many people.
As an old man from the British government, he has worked hard for the British government all his life. It is fitting that Uncle Zhang should be respected.
Zhang Jingjun got on the back seat, with a satisfied smile on her face, she couldn't wait to open the bag, took out a few jelly beans, chewed them, and said, "Uncle Zhang, you can have one too, it's delicious."
"Haha, the old man doesn't have the luxury of eating anymore." Uncle Zhang smiled heartily. "I'm older, my teeth are not good, and I can't eat hard things. Unlike you young people, you can eat whatever you want."
"Hehe, Uncle Zhang is not old at all. In my heart, you will always be an eighteen-year-old, handsome boy in your prime."
"Hahaha, the old man likes to listen to our little princess talk. He feels comfortable listening to it. Okay, I'll take one too." Taking a jelly bean from Zhang Jingjun, Uncle Zhang threw it into his mouth with a very handsome move. , similar to Lin Xue lighting a cigarette, of course there is no clicking sound as expected. After all, in order to protect his teeth, Uncle Zhang still dare not challenge this kind of clicking sound. He held it in his mouth for a while until the jelly beans became soft, and then chewed and swallowed it. Uncle Zhang couldn't help but praise, "Well, this is like a dung ball. It tastes really good, crispy and delicious, and it's also delicious." There’s a sweet smell.”
Zhang Jingjun once again threw a few jelly beans into her mouth without any image. Fans of Zhang Jingjun would be shocked if they saw this. This action is not ladylike at all.
"What a dung ball? This thing has a name. It's called jelly beans. Uncle Zhang is really disgusting on purpose."
"Ah haha, Jelly Bean, that's very appropriate. The person who named it must be quite interesting too."
"It's quite interesting, but if you hear the name of the person who made the jelly beans, Uncle Zhang, you will find it even more interesting." Zhang Jingjun smiled mysteriously, "The king is not dead, the king is dead, your name is quite strange, the king is dead, the king is dead." , Wang Busui is expected to live a long life.
"Oh, right? Is it even more special than the father-in-law's name?" Zhang Luzi is also very special. Of course, it is estimated that only Uncle Zhang in the entire British government dared to tease Zhang Luzi's name like this.
"Hehe, grandpa's name is quite special, and that man's name is also very special. His name is Wang Busheng. Uncle Zhang is very special, isn't he?" When the answer to the mystery was revealed, Zhang Jingjun found it funny and couldn't help but laugh a few more times.
"What, the king will not die". Uncle Zhang was shocked.
"Yes, ah, the King is immortal, isn't it weird? The King is immortal for tens of millions of years. Could it be that the person who named him regarded the King as a mythical beast?" Zhang Jingjun couldn't help but think.
"Uh, haha, Miss Second, that mythical beast should be Xuanwu, it has nothing to do with the bastard."
"If the king doesn't die, if the king doesn't die, is it really destiny," Uncle Zhang thought in his heart without any trouble on his face.
"Ugh, bah, bah, bah," Zhang Jingjun spat out a mouth full of jelly beans, then rinsed her mouth clean with water, cursing, "This stinky and shameless Wang Bushit actually gave himself a stinky one. I will make him pay for it next time I see him." ".
Looking at the big bag full of jelly beans, Zhang Jingjun suddenly lost her appetite. "Is it because my aunt is coming and it affects my appetite?"
At this moment, the time when Zhang Jingjun vomited coincided with the time when he was wiping the buttocks of the wealthy party. It can be seen that if you have any enemies, you can wipe your buttocks with the paper with the enemy's name. It will probably be useful. Even if it is not useful, you can still satisfy your own evil. Psychologically, this method is much more convenient than stabbing a villain, and it also saves money.
The rich man's residence is only a few blocks away from the British government, and it doesn't take long to walk. However, beauties are not only slept in, they are also raised, and they cannot be tired. Soon the car drove into the British Government Palace and threw a few jelly beans to the guard. It was a reward for the spokesperson of the British Government. After all, standing guard was also very hard.
The car stopped, and Zhang Jingjun quickly ran into the building and shouted, "Sister, I bought the jelly beans, I bought them back."
During this period of time, Zhang Jinghui had been busy with food imports. She was a little tired mentally and lazily came down from upstairs. "Little sister, I bought it back. How much did it cost?"
Zhang Jingjun stretched out her hand and said, "Eight hundred pills, enough for us to eat until the end of the year."
"You, this thing will break if you leave it for so long,"
"Hehe, I know the origin of these jelly beans anyway. If you want to eat them, I will buy them."
The servants had already brought the jelly beans in. Zhang Jinghui opened it and saw the jelly beans one after another. Are they really so delicious? She couldn't help but take out one, threw it into her mouth, chewed it and swallowed it, her face Shang couldn't help but smile, "It's really delicious."
"Of course. What I like to eat is naturally delicious." Zhang Jingjun couldn't help but pick up a few and smell them at the tip of his nose. After finding that there was no peculiar smell, he stuffed them into his mouth, making a continuous squeaking sound.
"Woof woof woof" the big yellow dog that looked as beautiful as its owner ran over and couldn't help wagging its tail to pray for food.
This dog is not a precious breed. It is yellow all over and looks very similar to the dead Wangcai's fur. It is probably because the British government's food is better. This dog is very fat and has a pigtail on its head. Don't think too much about it. Naturally, it is Zhang Jingjun’s masterpiece.
After touching the dog's head, Zhang Jingjun said with a smile, "Your nose is really good. Now, stop barking. I'll feed you. I'll feed you."
A few jelly beans were thrown into the big yellow dog's mouth, and the clicking sound sounded again.
If Wang Bushi knew that even dogs like to eat his jelly beans, he would be flattered and feel proud.
"Sister, who should I go with you tonight?"
"Why"?
"I'm scared." Zhang Jingjun felt horrified when she thought of the death of Wang who was still thinking about her before she died. She could share the fear even if she hugged her sister while sleeping.
The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the little bird says early, early, early, if you want to get rich, you must do it early. It is probably that he was unilaterally killed by a wealthy party yesterday, which greatly touched Wang Busui. He was killed by a man with more than 100 people. The man who was kicking his legs was about to be beaten violently. Wang Busheng felt that it was still very embarrassing. His twenty years of life were in vain. Therefore, Wang Bushi decided to start his daily training career from today. Diligence can make up for his weakness. Wang Bushi believed in himself. As long as the iron rod is ground into a needle, the day when he can take revenge and push the rich man to the ground and spank him will not be too far away.
After washing his face, Wang Busui came out.
No matter what era or country, being a doctor is always the most popular profession. It was still so early in the morning, and there was a long line of people in front of the door of Miraculous Medical Immortal Hospital. Some were neatly dressed, some were in coarse linen and patched, and some were digging in the fields. There were old men eating, white-faced scholars, and children from rich families, all with anxious and fearful expressions on their faces.
The Buddha can help those who are destined, medicine and medicine can not kill people. When there is a disease, no one can decide his own life or death. He depends on heaven, earth and the miracle doctor in the yard.
Wang Bushit passed through the crowd and continued to improve his skills.
Only two people in the crowd noticed him. These two people were none other than Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang, who had forgotten about Wang Busheng.
Because of Wang Busheng's prank, Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang suffered a lot. They didn't dare to go to the toilet in the school. Many times when they returned to the dormitory, their pants were wet. The tattoo on their buttocks was a lifelong pain. One time, they probably ate something they shouldn't have. They both had diarrhea at the same time. They couldn't bear it anymore and ran to the toilet. Unfortunately for them, there were a lot of people with diarrhea that day, so their secret could no longer be kept. Unable to hide it, like the wind, it spread throughout the entire school in a short time. Every day, their classroom was surrounded by people, and they became monkeys in the zoo.
"Xiaoguo, where did you get your tattoo?"
"Er Zhuang, I like the lock on your butt the most. Can you open it without the key?"
Even when some gentlemen saw Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang, they couldn't help but look at their buttocks. Some have tattoos on their faces, arms and legs, and some have tattoos on their buttocks. It must be said that this is the first time in thousands of years.
Helpless, they were laughed at and treated like monkeys all day long. They had to drop out of school midway and went to live with their cousin. They randomly visited doctors in Songjiang Mansion, removed the tattoos on their buttocks, and visited several medical clinics. It is very simple to remove a tattoo, but many medical clinics cannot remove it without leaving any scars. You must know that both Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang rely on their butts to increase their mood. Scars on their butts will affect the feeling. Therefore, they had not found a suitable medical center for a long time. It was not until their cousin introduced him to a famous elixir doctor in Songjiang Prefecture that they came here to treat their illness with the attitude of giving it a try.
"Xiao Guo, that person just now looks a bit familiar to me." Nestling in Li Xiaoguo's arms, Li Erzhuang said. There has been no news from them for only a few months, but Li Erzhuang has changed a lot. He is taller and has a beard on his face. The most important thing is that Li Erzhuang has become more feminine and more feminine, just like after castration. eunuch.
Li Xiaoguo has always been the one on the receiving end, why has he now become Li Erzhuang's sissy? Could it be that the two of them often switch places and enjoy themselves. If Wang Busheng had been present, there would have been such doubts. In fact, the reason was very simple. Li Erzhuang had athlete's foot, and Li Xiaoguo's buttocks was infected, so the two could only change positions.
The enemy was extremely jealous when they met, and he looked familiar. Li Xiaoguo gritted his teeth and said, "Dear, you are right, it is our enemy. I thought he had fled to the ends of the world, but I didn't expect him to be right in front of me."
"Yes, yes, we must take revenge."
"Dear, don't worry, I will definitely avenge you and let you play with his ass as you want."
"Yeah, I'm gonna rip his ass off."
"Hey, hey, hey, those two hugging each other, if you are here to show your affection, please go back. If you are here to see a doctor, please hurry up. There are people waiting behind you." I don't know when, Jinghao has stood up In front of the door, Jinghao couldn't help but complain when she saw two gay friends.
It has to be said that people in big cities are still very receptive. Everyone can accept the abnormal love between Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang. After all, love in the past had no borders, and now love has no gender.
"Yes, yes, we'll go in right away."
If you go to see a doctor, you have to endure the yelling of others, and you don't have the same rights as Cao Cao. Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang entered the courtyard obediently. Of course, the necessary red envelopes were unavoidable. Fortunately, Li Baoguo had money in his family.
"Stop crowding and line up, otherwise the miracle doctor won't treat any of your illnesses." Looking at the huge crowd, girl Jinghao shouted.
The attendants around the doctor were much more talkative than the teachers in the school. As soon as Jinghao finished speaking, the crowd fell into a deathly silence.
Taking Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang with her, Jinghao returned to the consultation room where Yao Bushu was staying. Then the door closed.
After all, patients also have privacy, and it is not good for outsiders to see it.
"Master, I brought you today's patient."
The miracle doctor is sitting at the table, holding a medical book in his hand. Compared with the past few days, the complexion of the miracle doctor is fairer and more delicate. It can be seen that the things obtained by the ancestors are still very effective and make oneself more beautiful. I only believe in ancient times. Traditional Chinese Medicine.
"Okay, I understand." He took his eyes away from the book and looked at Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang. "What's wrong with you"?
"Well, we're not sick,"
"You are not sick, why are you here just to entertain my master?" Jinghao scolded from the side. No matter how busy we are every day, there is no time for entertainment.
"Oh no, we are sick"
