People are like ants and lives are like grass. Don't say that everyone is equal. All words are said by those in power. When they take up arms, unequal things are also equal. The lies they tell are also promises. They are very true and very true. Truth is truer than gold. From the barrel of a gun comes not only political power but also reason. Rights are the foundation that determines everything. We cannot change it, and no one can change it. Even if some countries talk about democracy every day, they are actually just deceiving themselves and deceiving themselves and others.
Don't pursue equality, live well in your own circle, and habits will become habits.
Although the life of her family is worse than a jelly bean, the palace maid has no complaints. The slaves in the palace are also slaves, but they are just higher-level slaves. Instead of digging in the mud for food, they can become slaves in the palace. , the palace maid also felt that she was very happy, as if she had set foot on the clouds, and became a member of the palace. Her brother, who had been single for half his life, also found a wife, and the village leader no longer collected taxes from his family. This was the slave's cost.
The palace maid stood next to the bitch with a smile on her face, just like the common face of all flatterers. She hid the pain in her heart and put a disgusting smile on her lips, "What the empress said is absolutely true, this slave only has one life. How can it be compared with the jelly beans my empress likes?"
"Hmph, it's good that you know that if one of the jelly beans breaks, I will cut you into pieces." The concubine cursed angrily, then put the bundle on the table and opened it carefully, as if for the first time A man who enters the bridal chamber is as shy and gentle as he is opening his wife's clothes for the first time, but also with countless nervousness, even if he is already the hundreds of people who have actually opened his wife's clothes.
Some people can have the youth of countless girls, while some people don't even have the chance to have the youth of women that others have used. Society is very realistic, and what is even more realistic are people.
The bag was opened and jelly beans were placed on the table one by one. Seeing these sugar bean concubines, she was a little dissatisfied and asked, "Why are there only so many?"
"Your Majesty, please calm down." The palace maid hurriedly explained, "I heard from the Jin Yiwei who sent me here that the sales of these jelly beans are so popular that they have to be sold in limited quantities every day. Each person can only buy 20 jelly beans per day. He has arranged the 100 or so jelly beans." It took me several days to buy it, and I hurriedly rushed to deliver it by car."
As soon as the concubine in the world of mortals smiled, no one knew it was a jelly bean, and Wang Busheng also left his name in history.
"Jin Yiwei still needs to line up." The concubine was confused. Is this the biggest joke of the year?
The palace maid nodded, "You still have to queue up. Uncle Zhang from the British government also queues up every day."
"These jelly beans are so popular"? The concubine can't believe it. The old British husband likes to eat it. This thing is very delicious, sweet and crispy. She didn't expect it to be so popular and even sold in limited quantities. Is it just that the old man has such good teeth?
This is the shrewdness of grocery store owners in wealthy areas. Things are rare and expensive. Everything you can eat is not good. The same is true for naturally delicious things. Who said the ancients were stupid? Xiaomi’s hunger marketing method is used Very good.
"I don't know what the empress does. According to the report from Jin Yiwei, every day before the store opens, there are many servants from various houses queuing in front of the door. Moreover, there are regular sales every day. They only sell for one hour every day, and only for one hour. Booking accepted."
"There are so many rules, these people are really stupid, why don't you just stop eating them?" She picked up a jelly bean, threw it into her mouth, crunched it, chewed it, and then swallowed it. The concubine couldn't help but praise it. He said, "It's so delicious, fragrant and crispy. These Jin Yiwei are becoming less and less dedicated to their work. Knowing that I like to eat jelly beans, I won't arrest the jelly beans maker."
"Uh, empress, I heard from people outside the palace that Mr. Hao Lian is launching a hundred-day rectification of work style and discipline in Jinyiwei. If any Jinyiwei violates laws and disciplines, commits rape, commits crimes, plunders, and oppresses the people, he will be admitted to the university. They are punished severely in prison, so today's Jin Yiwei are like quails, they are honest and don't want what they don't want."
It's a good thing that Wang Busei was born. Hao Liande's unintentional move saved Wang Busui's life. Otherwise, Wang Busui would have been castrated and sent to the palace to make jelly beans every day. As a traveler, this is indeed a very unfortunate thing.
"Well, these royal guards are so unfortunate." I dare not blame Hao Liande. After all, I am just a queen. To be honest, she is just a dog that warms the bed of the current saint, and the scope of activities is limited to his own Changchun Palace, "Hao Liande Father-in-law, it’s true, the minions of this saint have turned into cute cats and dogs, how can they still be a deterrent?”
The palace maid had no way to answer this. After all, she was just a palace maid. When it reached Hao Liande's ears, the eunuch in charge of the royal horse didn't bother to do anything to her, but she couldn't believe that there was someone under her who was good at flattering her to deal with her and give Hao Liande amusement.
Jelly beans are a snack, and few people would regard them as a staple food. However, there are always exceptions. For example, the concubine is such a concubine. She puts the jelly beans in her mouth one by one, and the sound of popping can be heard in the room. I have been swallowing my saliva. As a holy woman, I have never eaten anything that flies in the sky, runs underground, swims in the water, but by chance, after the concubine came into contact with the jelly beans, she couldn't put it down, and she couldn't put it down every day. After eating dozens of jelly beans, I couldn't sleep well. Even when I was sleeping, I shouted Tang Dou's name. The emperor even sent Jin Yiwei to investigate who Tang Dou was, and he actually stole the heart of his beloved concubine. Many people named Tang Dou were killed in vain.
My task every day is to go to Jin Yiwei to get jelly beans. Of course, as a slave, you don't have the opportunity to taste it. Even smelling it is a luxury. The palace maid also doesn't understand that something like dung balls can be so delicious that the concubine doesn't even want to eat.
"My beloved concubine, my beloved concubine, I'm here," I heard her voice before I saw her. No need to guess, there was only one person in the entire Ming Empire who dared to call me, and naturally it was Zhu Xiluo.
Zhu Xiluo walked in with a majestic look. Compared with the last time we talked about Zhu Xiluo, it seemed that Emperor Zhu had gained weight again. It was probably too hot. Zhu Xiluo was only wearing a bright yellow coat, and the bottom should be Wearing nothing, she took off her shoes and exposed her hairy calves. This scene is really eye-catching. If the die-hards from the Ministry of Rites saw it at this time, there would naturally be another burst of verbal and written criticism. Zhu Xiluo must be here. The Imperial Ancestral Temple apologized and reflected. By the way, go on a diet to lose weight.
"Your Majesty, you are here." The concubine stood up and greeted her.
"Hahaha, I haven't seen you for three days. I miss my beloved concubine very much." Touching his bulging belly, Zhu Xiluo smiled heartily.
"Your Majesty, it's been three days. You spent the night at someone else's house last night. You forgot about it."
"Um, ah. Is there any?" Zhu Xiluo smiled awkwardly. Is obesity not only prone to high blood pressure, but also prone to forgetfulness? "My beloved, don't care about these little details. You know I miss you very much."
She gently leaned against Zhu Xiluo's body and traced her fingertips on the bulge of Zhu Xiluo's clothes. The concubine said sweetly, "Your Majesty, I miss you too."
Summer is already hot, and besides Zhu Xiluo, there will be no other men in the palace. Of course, Hao Liande has a man's heart but not a man's body. Therefore, the women in the inner palace wear very cool clothes. If you look carefully, you will find that basically all of them only wear a shirt. The more sophisticated ones will also wear pants, but no underwear. of. It's too hot after all.
As the spokesperson of the bold and unrestrained faction, the concubine is dressed as if she is not wearing anything at all. She wears a tight-fitting white shirt that is almost transparent, and a miniskirt that is as short as possible. As long as there is no problem with the eyesight, anyone can see what he wants to see. to everything. Sticking to Zhu Xiluo's chest, Zhu Xiluo felt a little distracted. Pushing the concubine away with difficulty, "My dear concubine, don't get so close in such a weather. Someone, please turn down the air conditioner, it's too hot for me."
The concubine suddenly lost her temper. She couldn't bear to meet such an old man at such a hungry and thirsty age. The concubine was also helpless.
"Hey, what is that?" Zhu Xiluo saw the jelly beans on the table, picked up one and looked at it. "What is that? Is this the latest product of the miracle doctor, a new aphrodisiac? Isn't it me who arranged the miracle doctor behind his back?" , this aphrodisiac pill should have released a new product long ago, it is too short-lasting."
"Yes, what the Holy One said is that it's time for the miracle doctor to come up with a new product." The concubine nodded in agreement. The concubine has the most say in this regard. Each time she takes the aphrodisiac pill, she can only last for three seconds. This can still be called an aphrodisiac pill. Well, the concubine has always suspected that Yao Bu Die is selling fake medicine.
"It's just that you are mistaken, Your Majesty. This is not an aphrodisiac pill. This thing is much more delicious than an aphrodisiac pill."
"Well, my beloved concubine has also taken aphrodisiac pills"? Zhu Xiluo's face was full of doubts. Shouldn't the aphrodisiac pill be taken by men? Could it be that the miracle doctor also produced a version that can be taken by women?
The bitch's face is even darker. You can't be satisfied even if I don't eat. If you eat, you will be suffocated to death. "Holy Lord, I'm just making an analogy. Do you understand the analogy?"
"Uh, ah, I understand, you mean these jelly beans are as delicious as Dali Pills." Zhu Xiluo explained.
"Uh," the bitchy concubine was speechless.
It must be said that it was an accident that a person like Zhu Xiluo could become emperor.
"Your Majesty, try it. Once you taste it, you will know how delicious it is." Picking up one, the bitchy concubine stuffed it into Zhu Xiluo's mouth.
Zhu Xiluo chewed it, banged it, and said, "Why is it so hard? It doesn't taste very good."
Zhu Xiluo is so old that the reason why he has not lost his teeth is definitely because of his nutrition. However, the hardness of his teeth is not as good as when he was young. Therefore, he naturally does not like hard food, and Zhu Xiluo has always been a carnivore. Pig trotters and pork knuckles are people's staple food, and jelly beans are not even considered complementary food.
"Why doesn't it taste good? Why doesn't it taste good? My Lord, your mouth is different from other people's. People think it's delicious. If you don't eat dozens of pills every day, they won't be able to sleep." The bitchy concubine pouted and gently twisted the inside of Zhu Xiluo's thigh. It didn't feel like punishment, but more of a flirtation.
There was no reaction, and Zhu Xiluo was a little embarrassed. He thought that he would have reacted when he saw a beautiful woman. People can refuse to admit defeat, but they have to accept old age.
Zhu Xiluo sighed, "What my concubine said is that I am too old to eat such hard food. If my concubine wants to eat, let the imperial kitchen cook it."
"Your Majesty, these jelly beans are only available in Songjiang Mansion. I want you to issue an imperial edict to make those jelly beans,"
"Your Majesty, it's not good, it's not good, something happened to the Queen." The bitch concubine hasn't finished her words yet. There was a palace maid outside who ran in in a panic.
"What's wrong? What's wrong?" Zhu Xiluo stood up hurriedly. Although his feelings for his queen have faded a lot and he hasn't spent the night at her place for a long time, they have experienced ups and downs together, which will happen if you stay with a dog for a long time. Feelings, not to mention humans.
"Go and take a look at it. The Queen is going to hang herself." The visitor answered hurriedly.
"It's so serious, hurry up, lead the way." He was about to hang himself. Zhu Xiluo couldn't take it lightly. If the Queen and Mother of the Ming Empire hanged themselves, he would probably be scolded to death by these civil servants, and the people would not know. How to organize yourself behind your back.
Looking at the departing figure, the concubine cursed "bitch" fiercely.
"Yes, bitch." The master humiliated his subject and died. His master has been wronged, so naturally the slaves will feel the same way.
"Go and find a rope. I want to hang myself too."
"Mother, that bitch has already used this method. We can't use it anymore. Why not drink arsenic instead?"
"Come here, drag her out and beat her to death. You're a snake-hearted person. I've known for a long time that you bitch has been thinking about my position for a long time. Your breasts are actually bigger than mine."
