A majestic killer, and he should be a master, was bitten by a dog, and finally died in the hands of the dog. This is very similar to Emperor Zhu Di and Napoleon. A god of war finally died in the hands of hemorrhoids. This death is really It's a bit frustrating, and it should be the kind of person who refuses to rest in peace.
"He is so unfortunate." Wang Busui's attitude is undoubtedly true. The way a killer dies is very unfortunate and worthy of sympathy. "I mourn for three seconds of silence for your classmate who died tragically at the hands of a dog. If I have the chance, I will go to the grave and burn some fine yellow paper."
"Forget it," Leng Bingbing refused, and then said, "Hide the pride on your face. People died so tragically, so don't laugh at them. After all, the dead are the most important."
"Well, it's so obvious." Wang Bushit touched his face, and then kneaded it for a long time. In the end, he still didn't pretend to be a bitter enemy who was mourning his tragic death. After all, Wang Bushit He has a kind face, a cute face, and a smiling face even when he is sad, and he is also an unprofessional actor. Although he was obviously happy in his heart, he still had to pretend to be sad about the death of his loved one. This was a big test for Wang Busei, who had never attended an acting school.
"Sister Leng, didn't we say that the Ming Dynasty is a little green? Why has the topic changed? Really, we miss the point every time." Wang Bushit scolded, and then threw a cherry into the air with a very graceful gesture. , and then catch it with your mouth.
It's obvious that Leng Bingbing is not the kind of brainless fan girl. When she saw Wang Bushit's boring performance, she exclaimed that she was so handsome and so cool that she must do another one.
He rolled his eyes at Wang Bu die as a response to Wang Bu die's boring behavior, and then said, "Da Ming Yi Lv started working as a killer after graduating. The first task he encountered was with a very famous person in the world. A master, but he died in the hands of Daming Yidianlu in the end. It was at that time that Daming Yidianlu made a name for himself. Later, he took several difficult and large orders and successfully completed them, so it was logical. "Da Ming Yidian Green" is called the number one killer by people in the world, and he also has the highest price in the killer circle. Of course, the success rate is also very high, and he has never failed. I never expected that the record would be broken in your hands." I looked at Wang Bushit incomprehensibly. I never realized that Wang Bushit was also a master. He was a busy person all day long just to make money. I didn’t see him dancing with chickens in the winter and practicing in the summer. Such a person could also become a master. This made him a master. How can those who practice Qigong day and night be unworthy of others? They get something without any effort. This is somewhat inconsistent with the values of contemporary people.
Wang Bushi couldn't see the cold thoughts. Wang Bushi also grasped the key point this time, "Sister Leng, please tell me how much the appearance fee of a green professional killer is."
"Not necessarily, it also depends on the prey. If you are also a master, the price may be better, ranging from 80,000 to 80,000." Leng Bingbing explained. Thinking about his appearance fee, Leng Bingbing felt a chill. As a killer, why is the gap so big?
"Eighty thousand taels, I didn't expect my life to be so valuable," Wang Bushit tutted. Fifty thousand taels was the annual fiscal revenue of some poor counties.
"No, I'm talking about the price of a top master. According to the killer's charging standards, you are worth this amount at most." Then Leng Bingbing stretched out two fingers. The fingers were slender, slender and white. At first glance, they were the hands of an artist. It is so beautiful that it can be painted alone.
"Twenty thousand taels"
"Yes, it's twenty thousand taels," Wang Busheng guessed correctly this time and nodded coldly in confirmation.
If the big fat guy hears this, he will definitely faint in the bathroom crying. He has spent too much, and now he has no money to eat.
"The gap is a bit big." Wang Busui blushed a little. Of course, it was still better than the price his wife had given him. At least it was not insulting. The price didn't matter. The key was that there was a price. Don't kill one and get one free. He was free of charge. The one who gave.
"Sister Leng, this killer has a standard fee for his work." It's strange that the king is not dead. Killers have always appeared on the screen as upright figures. They are basically the kind of people who do justice for heaven. Naturally, they kill for the poor for free. The price shouldn't be incidental.
"Aren't you talking nonsense? There is no rule without rules, and the price charged by the killer is also well-founded." He probably said too much, and his mouth was a bit dry, so he picked up the tea cup and took a sip.
Wang Bushi was just about to stop him. He had just drank this cup of tea, but he still forgot it. He had already drank it in his mouth. It would be disgusting to tell others. Besides, he had to sleep together in the morning and evening, so he had to eat something in advance. The saliva should be adapted in advance.
Putting down the tea cup, Leng Bingbing continued: "The first thing we learn in school is not how to kill people, but how to charge and how to price prey."
"How to price?" Wang Bushit was dumbfounded. This killer academy is a place to learn knowledge and culture, and the business atmosphere is very strong. It's a bit similar to an economics school.
"The value of force is only one aspect. Those with better martial arts will definitely charge higher, but it is not the most important thing. We also need to consider their family, financial resources, reputation, and social status," Leng Bingbing said eloquently. After all, It's what I learned. What Leng Bingbing said was catchy, very touching, and had an atmosphere of teaching and educating people.
Wang Bushit was even more strange, "It's not about making friends, it's about killing someone. Things like financial status and status are important"!
"Why is it not important?" Leng Bingbing retorted, "Financial resources also determine the identity of the employer. They are either competitors or relatives who are anxiously waiting to inherit the family property. If the prey dies, they can get huge benefits. The amount of benefits they get will naturally be Linked to the killer’s appearance fee,”
"The richer you are, the higher the price. Then the price of Qian Song, the minister of household affairs, is the highest in the Ming Dynasty." As the person in charge of the world's money and food, he can eat and drink without spending money, so he is naturally the richest in the Ming Dynasty.
"Don't talk nonsense. When you are the Duke of the world, no killer will accept this kind of order without having the foresight." Leng Bingbing rolled his eyes at Wang Budie, and then continued, "Also, it depends on the reputation. A person's reputation is too high. The burden is also on the killer. The consequences of taking the order will be very dangerous. There are always some people in the world who want to get famous under the guise of revenge. Moreover, they all commit crimes in gangs, and they are also a group of people who do not respect the morality of the world. Being beaten up and becoming a public enemy in the martial arts world is something that every killer does not want to happen. After all, it is difficult for two fists to defeat four hands, and a good man cannot withstand a large number of people. A person in the world can create an artificial lake by urinating."
"Um, it's true that beautiful women are so beautiful no matter what they say. Even such dirty words when spoken in Leng Bingbing's mouth are as sweet as the chirping of an oriole." Wang Bushu looked at Leng Bingbing eagerly, as if he was infatuated with the girl. Celebrity dog licking. He nodded vigorously, "Sister Leng, you are absolutely right."
If Wang BuSheng was not his husband, Leng BingBing would definitely cut Wang BuSi into pieces, all of the same size and shape. Listening to what people say, you only need to look at the other person's face, but you are staring at their breasts. Isn't it just that the clothes are a little tight or a little too big? It's your own fault. As for you, you keep swallowing your saliva.
Leng Bingbing crossed his hands in front of his chest to block the part that was causing him so much distress, and then said, "The last point is social status."
"Does this mean that being an official has to be considerate? This is the kind of business that cannot be accepted," Wang Busheng asked. After all, officials are the people with the highest social status in the world.
"Yes and no".
Regarding the cold and ambiguous answer, Wang Bushi chose to continue listening. This is how normal people chat. It was the first time that his wife had such a conversation. Wang Bushi felt that he should cherish it.
"It doesn't mean that you won't accept business as long as you are an official. It also depends on the rank. If you are in the third rank or above, you won't accept it, and if you have a good reputation among the people, you won't accept it. Although the killer did something illegal, but a good official He will also be respected by the killer."
"For example which official"?
“Not yet”
"Well, okay, Zhu Xiluo gives such a small salary, it is really difficult to be a good official in the Ming Empire." Wang Bushit was also speechless for the boss who only asked him to work hard and did not pay wages. Even if it's your dog at home, don't you still have to give him a bone to look after your home?
"Officials have a wide network of contacts, and they also use the power of the masses. If you kill an official, you will most likely be criticized by those officials, and in the end the killer will turn into a rat on the street and everyone will beat him up."
"It makes sense." Wang Bushit nodded in agreement. An assassination turned into a people's war. This is something that every killer doesn't want to see. The power of the people is very powerful, just like a sleeping lion. If there is no fight, there will be no robbery. , even if you are often hungry and are exploited and oppressed by those in power, your patience has its limits. As long as one person raises his arms and the lion wakes up, the situation will be stirred up and the world will change. Water can carry and capsize a boat. This has been true for thousands of years. Even if you offend the king of the world, don't offend the people of the world.
Officials are all people with pens, and they are all talented in literature and eloquence. They can turn the living into the dead, and the black into white. Maybe what you kill is a corrupt official who does all kinds of evil, but in their eyes you will become a villain executioner who killed the loyal ministers of the Ming Empire and the people who believed that their parents were in power. When you are desperate, committing suicide is your only option.
Who said people in ancient times were stupid and short-sighted? Officialdom is always the best place to cultivate IQ. After all, it is difficult for a short-sighted person to survive in the officialdom. Officialdom is like a fishing net, leaving behind only big fish, prawns, and big tortoises.
"Listening to your words is better than studying for ten years. Sister Leng, I have learned a lot today." Live and learn, even if you study every day, there is no end to the knowledge in the world.
"To sum up, basically all the killer prices have been revealed. Of course, some killers also have their own principles. They don't kill the elderly, women and children, Sundays, and holidays." There are also bad people among good people. , there are also good people among bad people, not all killers are bad people, there are also good people, there will still be a few good eggs in a basket of bad eggs. For example, beauty and wisdom are preserved coldly.
"Leng Bingbing, what are your standards?"
"It's very simple. If you don't kill good people, I can take orders for free as long as they are bad people."
A ray of sunlight shines on the cold body through the gaps between the leaves, like the Virgin Mary. Not everyone can adhere to the principle and not charge fees.
"It's not good for Sister Leng to waive the order. This is breaking the business rules." If someone sells you 50 cents, you sell 30 cents, and they sell 30 cents, you just give it away for free, and they also deliver it to your home for free. This makes other people do business. This kind of habit is unacceptable. good.
"I have only received two orders in the past few years as a killer. I have no chance of getting rid of the order." Leng Bingbing blushed a little. After all, it was quite embarrassing that the business was so miserable.
"Two orders, does it include my order?"
He nodded coldly. "Your order is the second order."
Now that she has become the wife of the Wang family, all this doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if she doesn't have a business. Men can't expect women to make money to support the family. And he doesn't intend to let his wife become a killer, the risk factor is too high.
Wang Busui still had some doubts, so he asked, "Sister Leng, I want to know how I got my charging standards back then."
"I really want to say it." Leng Bingbing asked a little hard. After all, it was her husband in front of her, so she still had to show some respect.
"Tell me, although the price is a little low, it's not free of charge." The price is so low that Wang Busheng would blush. As a time traveler, the price of Da Ming Yidian Green is reasonable.
"Well, I saw you stealing steamed buns from others, and even staying at Star Film and Television for a night."
"Well, I didn't steal it, I borrowed it. I stayed at Star Film and Television for one night. I was looking for a job, but I didn't do anything."
"Anyone who steals things is not a good person, and people who go to places like that are not good people, so I accepted this order, and seeing that you were in such a miserable state, I gave you a low price." Unexpectedly, he sold himself on the second order. When they got into it, they realized whether they were enemies on a narrow road, or a long-distance marriage. Leng Bingbing couldn't understand it, but she had no regrets. A woman should always have a home of her own. Except for his ordinary appearance, Wang Busheng is okay in other aspects and can be regarded as a good match.
"Uh, okay, I'm just a bitch."
