Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Leng Bingbing is still very satisfied with Wang Busheng's performance. He is brave and resourceful and can adapt to changes on the battlefield. He can dig traps and lay ambushes to lure the enemy deeper. If he hadn't been very reserved all the time, Leng Bingbing would have applauded. Praise, don't be stingy with your words of praise, praise well.
Of course, Daming Yidianlu didn't think so. For Wang Busheng, Daming Yidianlu was as disgusted as seeing a piece of shit. If it weren't for the problem of appetite, Ming Dynasty would definitely eat Wang Bushi alive and hate him deeply.
There is yin and yang. The world is harmonious and equal. When someone cries, someone will naturally be happy. Wang Busei was happy and surprised to be able to defeat the number one killer, but it was natural. After all, he was hanging himself. It took a lot of effort to come up with a solution. If it's not effective, how can you afford the brain cells you've lost?
"Xiao Honghong, you are still a killer. Have you ever heard that soldiers never tire of deceit?" Wang Bushit laughed, looking at Daming Green as if he were looking at a mentally retarded person.
"You, you are despicable" was deceived. As the one who was deceived, Daming Yidianlu was naturally very angry, and he was even more angry when he was humiliated.
"Don't say things that don't have common sense. If being mean is a compliment to me, I admit it, but being toothless is wrong. You have a bad look, and you still call it toothless when you have a mouth full of teeth." Wang Bu Shou pointed to his neat and white teeth that were envied by countless people, and said with a smile.
The thing that Daming Yidianlu regrets most at this moment is that he didn't receive eloquence training in school, otherwise he wouldn't have been suppressed by Wang Bushit in speech, unable to argue, and often suffered losses.
Ordinary women will yell, curse, or even throw things and run away from home when they are angry, but Daming is not a bit green at all. Those are the reactions of little women. If you can't say it, then you can only fight.
Holding the one-legged bronze man Daming Dianlu, he rushed towards Wang Busheng again. Women themselves are very scary, and an angry woman can only be even more terrifying. Wang Bushu didn't dare to look down upon her, so he kept his spirits high. The legs are spread apart, ready to dodge at any time.
Probably out of anger, Daming Dianlu's attack was unorganized, and he stabbed Wang Busui with the one-legged bronze man. Of course the effect is useless.
The target is still so big, even if Wang Bushi has bad eyesight, he can still see it, which makes it much easier. Wang Bu Shou took another step and dodged Daming Dianlu's attack.
The Ming Dynasty's little green man held the one-legged bronze man with both hands and swept across it. Wang Bushit bent down to avoid it.
Suddenly the one-legged bronze man stopped above Wang Busheng. It turned out that all this was a feint by Ming Yidian Lu. Daming Ming Yidian Lu had long realized that simple attacks would not work, and only a strategy could work.
The first attack was a real attack, but the second sweep was a feint. Leng Bingbing had already anticipated Wang BuSheng's next reaction, so the sweep was very small and stopped in the sky above Wang BuSi. Then hit it hard.
Wang Busheng was not aware of Ming Dynasty's plan, let alone a killer. Individual military personnel also understood the art of war.
Hearing the sound of breaking through the air, Wang Bushit responded fairly well. After all, he was the male protagonist. If his performance was too subpar, no one would be willing to do it.
As the sound of breaking through the air approached, Wang Busui hurriedly bent down, and then rolled in a circle on the ground.
Wang Busui's reaction speed was considered very fast, and his reaction was considered appropriate. It's just that I have worked so hard all afternoon, so I can't let people get nothing. After all, he is the number one killer, and he also needs face. If the performance is too low, the number one killer will be too wet.
"Ouch!" Wang Busheng dodged quite quickly, but his butt was still half a step too slow and was hit by Daming's green point. He turned a few somersaults, then stood up, touched his butt and screamed.
"Haha, even if the king were to die, you would still have today." The plan succeeded. Naturally, Da Ming Dian Lu was extremely happy, even a little complacent. It's like a child who has been taking single-digit exams and suddenly passes, not to mention how happy he is.
Wang BuSi's face was very dark, and the tiger's buttocks were hard to touch. The same thing happened to Wang BuSi's buttocks, which were also hard to touch.
"Female gangster, female pervert, dressed like an animal, shameless, servile, how hungry are you to touch a man's butt?" Wang Busheng was furious. He was reluctant to touch such a perfect buttocks, but Daming Yidianlu was so Treating food without mercy, showing disdain for beautiful food, and defiling it are also a heinous crime.
His eloquence is worse than that of Wang Busheng. It is obvious that his skill in cursing is not as good as that of flattering others. It was definitely the level of being pressed to the ground and rubbed.
"You, you, you, how can you curse?" Daming Yidianlu was very angry, especially the words "female gangster and female pervert". For a traditional woman, Wang Bushit's evaluation was tantamount to nailing her to a pillar of shame, and even the water of the Yellow River could not wash her away.
People who behave inappropriately, attract bees and butterflies, and always like to mess around with men and women are commonly known as social scum.
"Uh, Xiao Honghong, you are stupid. You hit me and I scold you, but it's not too much. Isn't this a natural thing?" They keep talking about equality between men and women, which has been impossible to achieve for thousands of years. Extravagant hope. As a male, Wang Busheng felt very sad. I really envy Eunuch Hao Liande, the last eunuch of the Ming Dynasty. How courageous he was to cut himself off. If he knows how difficult it is to be a man, then he will not be a man.
"You you you" Well, the bickering failed again. So Ming Dynasty picked up the one-legged bronze man again.
Seeing Wang BuSheng being hit, Leng BingBing was still very worried. People's feelings are always changing subtly. Choosing to follow Wang BuSheng at the beginning was completely to fulfill his original promise. There was not much affection. It was just that they got along for a while. Time, there is too much joy around Wang Busheng, and he no longer has to worry about his own livelihood and work. Live the way you like every day, eat and drink, and be happy. Leng Bingbing has long been accustomed to being the person behind Wang Bu Die, and is also used to having Wang Bu Die by his side.
Again, there are so many heart-wrenching and undying feelings in the world. They are nothing more than meeting the same people in the right place and living a makeshift life. Eating, sleeping and living together is a habit. Of course, you can also say it is a relationship.
Leng Bingbing is such a person. Until this moment, Wang Bushit has become an indispensable part of him. All worries are real and sincere.
But seeing that Wang Busui was still in the mood to tease Daming for being a little green, Leng Bingbing felt relieved. His mouth could be so poisonous, so his body was naturally fine.
Don’t act blindly when you can do it. Daming Yidianlu has given full play to this advantage and is an absolute doer. The results of my plan are remarkable, which naturally makes me more confident and full of passion.
"I am going to kill you". This is a promise and an encouragement to oneself. It is basically similar to the sentence on the battlefield, "Brothers, rush for me."
Having been hurt, Wang Bushit will not take it lightly this time.
When weapons are coming, you should hide if you can and block if you can. In fact, the duel between masters is the least interesting to watch. It is too unexciting and cannot fully reflect people's values that good will be rewarded with good and evil will be punished with evil. You also tortured me thousands of times. I still treat you with the same perverted mentality as my first love. Bad people will be beaten and abused by justice unilaterally. It's better to be beaten into a pig's head and become unrecognizable.
A duel between masters, you attack and I dodge, you retreat and I advance, it's like the teaching materials in a martial arts class, without any passionate scenes. Boring and boring.
The two were evenly matched. Wang Bu Die could not defeat Ming Dynasty Lv by force. The same was true for Ming Dynasty Lv Yi Lv. He could not kill Wang Bu Die and got the silver reward easily. It is difficult for people of the same level to distinguish themselves in martial arts. .
Daming Yidianlu was very anxious, and so was Wang Busheng. On the other hand, the one who was least anxious was Leng Bingbing. As a bystander who knew martial arts, Leng Bingbing watched with excitement. It turns out that my husband's martial arts is so high, he is more than a few levels higher than me. It was not unfair at all to lose at his hands. Well, the number one killer Daming is not bad at all.
As a woman, physical strength is at a disadvantage. Daming Yidianlu feels the same way. His physical strength is slowly declining. Daming Yidianlv already regrets taking this business. No wonder the employer has no objection to the price he proposed. They didn't allow discounts or invoices to be reported to the public accounts. It turned out that Wang Busheng was really difficult to deal with.
Wang Bushi was not much better. Although he had the advantage in terms of physical strength, the key to exercising with a female friend on such a hot day was not in bed, and the woman was very average-looking. Wang Budie felt very unhappy, and both of them were sweating a lot. That sour taste is definitely not a good taste in the world.
Wang Busheng was very disgusted, especially the smell of sweat on Da Ming's body. Although women are made of water, the sweat they shed is not colorless and odorless.
Wang Busheng finally couldn't help but vomited, "I said killer girl, can we do some personal hygiene before we do the mission? Look at the smell on your body. How could a man come near you? You would have run away long ago." .
Daming Yidianlu felt that Wang Bushu was sent by God to punish him. He pressed his dignity to the ground and rubbed it again and again. He was still very confident in his appearance but now he has less confidence. Now this kid is vomiting on himself again. The smell of sweat. Is this a deliberate attempt to cause trouble?
"You're talking nonsense, you're sweating too."
"My masculinity is different from yours," Wang Busheng explained. It is said that men are made of meat. Naturally, when the weather is hot, the meat will change its flavor. The meat that does not change its flavor is frozen meat. Men who do not sweat are also like Like Hao Liande, he is not a real man.
The most miserable person in the world must be Hao Liande. It has been mentioned countless times.
"I am feminine." The Ming Dynasty is a little green with the same explanation.
"Women don't smell of sweat, they only have fragrance." Pointing to Leng Bingbing who was watching the battle, Wang Bushi said, "My sister Leng has fragrance on her body."
"She also sweats."
"The sweat she sheds is fragrant sweat. I haven't heard of fragrant sweat dripping down. She is talking about my sister Leng."
"Well, aren't you sweating profusely? Could it be that what I learned is not the same version as this kid's?"
After all, Leng Bingbing was thin-skinned, and Wang Budie blushed again.
Shy women are good-looking and full of femininity. The more Wang Busui looks at her, the more he likes her. If the situation had not allowed for it, Wang Busui would have held Leng Bingbing in his arms, feeling the cool summer breeze and enjoying the summer night view, in front of the flowers and under the moonlight. It is also a good thing to feed the summer mosquitoes by the way.
Obviously, regarding the physiological problem of perspiration, Daming Yidianlu’s knowledge is not very solid. Everyone's perspiration system is basically the same, and the composition of the natural sweat band is the same. It smells bad.
"You talk a lot of nonsense", there is no way to refute it, Da Ming can only refute it with nonsense.
"No one really wants you. You don't know anything about love. You insist on talking about love and sweet words as nonsense." Wang Busheng's face was full of contempt and contempt for not knowing love. For an older leftover girl, he has not yet seen it. What a sad thing it is to be in love.
"You, you, you" his face was pressed to the ground and rubbed again, this time there were sparks, and Daming Dianlv felt that his face was in pain.
"Hey, Xiao Honghong," Wang Bushu asked very seriously, "Are you really never in love? It doesn't matter, I recommend a book to you, "The Beginner's Guide to Love." It is specially written for love novices like you. Yes, you need to take a look."
