After all, eating is the most important thing in life, and there are too few people who won’t give in to a five-meter bucket. When the white cat and black dog entered the yard, they looked as embarrassed and uneasy as Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden.
Soon Leng Bingbing brought them food, including all kinds of new products made by Wang Bushi.
White Cat and Black Dog have been working in Min Guogong's Mansion for so many years, and they can be regarded as people who have seen the world. They have seen all kinds of delicacies, but this is the first time they see the food on the plate, and they are a little curious.
"Brother, what are these things?" the white cat asked carefully. I heard that there are many people selling kidneys now. They just eat weird things, and then they don't know anything anymore. When they wake up, there is a scar on their stomach. .
"It's delicious. I guarantee it's the first time in your life that you've tasted something so delicious." Wang Bushit replied mysteriously.
"Really" Black Dog didn't hesitate. Picking up a piece of food and stuffing it into his mouth, the world is cold and people are sinister. It is obvious that the black dog has no sense of worry.
Of course, although people are a bit stupid, their sense of taste is still very sensitive. Black Dog tasted a few things and couldn't help but nod and praise, "Well, it's really delicious. I have never eaten anything so delicious."
"Haha, if it tastes good, just eat more, don't worry." Wang Bushu was also very happy to be recognized.
"real"? Bai Mao is still a little skeptical. After all, the Duke of Min's Mansion is a noble and wealthy institution. He has never seen any delicious food, flying in the sky, running on the ground, only unexpected things, nothing unseen, but this plate looks very delicious. This is the first time the white cat has seen something to eat. People who eat crabs for the first time need a lot of courage. It is obvious that the white cat lacks courage. Or cherish life even more.
"It's really, really delicious. Why are you lying to me? If you don't believe me, try it." Black Dog said.
Bang, bang, squeaking sound, has been resounding in this small courtyard. After a long time, seeing that the black dog did not have any adverse reactions, the white cat took action. After all, it had been hungry for so long and was already unbearably thirsty.
People who are hungry will not look good when eating. After all, they have not been educated in feudal etiquette.
Plate after plate of snacks was eaten, and plate after plate of snacks was brought out. The two of them ate very happily, and they were not stingy with words of praise.
"It's so delicious. This is the first time I've eaten it in my whole life,"
"This food should only be found in heaven, how can people taste it several times?"
"Yes, yes, there are so many delicious things, and I wouldn't even cook them for the Jade Emperor."
"Idiot, why don't you do it? I heard that the peaches from the sky taste very good, and the girl is also pretty."
Watching the plates of food being destroyed, Wang Bushu felt extremely satisfied. The greatest happiness in the world is when one's hard work is recognized by others and can be exchanged for actual benefits.
After eating and drinking enough, people will have no worries and can do whatever they want when they are full.
People from rich families are still very polite, and they are grateful when eating other people's food. The white cat clasped his hands in his fists and bowed slightly, "Thank you for the food, brother."
They bowed to the ground and kowtowed to thank the alms, but the two of them still didn't know how to do it. After all, they were also members of the Duke of Min's mansion and wanted to be embarrassed.
"Haha, you're welcome. Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. I also sympathize with the stray cats and dogs." Wang Busi replied with a smile, he was very happy that his new product was accepted and recognized and praised. Another way to make money.
"Um, why do you hear this a bit awkward?" But the intelligence of the two people with the white cat and the black dog was not heard.
After eating, it was time to get down to business. The white cat asked again, "Brother, is there a person named Wang Busi here?"
"The king will never die"? Wang Bushi was very surprised, and then glanced at Leng Bingbing. Leng Bingbing also had a suspicious look on his face. He took a step back with his right foot, ready to kill these two foodies at any time.
"Yes, it's called King Immortal." The black dog licked the plate until there was no food residue left, and then explained shyly, "Waste is shameful."
"Haha, as long as you like it," Wang Busheng chuckled, "I'll give you the plate."
"Thank you, thank you" Black Dog thanked hurriedly.
"Is the person you are talking about about twenty years old, handsome in appearance, elegant in the wind, charming, gentle in treating others, dignified in conversation, and benevolent?" Wang Busheng asked.
Leng Bingbing didn't listen very naturally, and there was a strange color on his calm face, and the corners of his mouth moved. It can be seen that Leng Bingbing has a new understanding of Wang Busui, and he is still very thick-skinned.
Bai Mao thought for a while, the drunkard valued people so much, and specifically chose the two of them. He was the backbone and mainstay of the Min family, so this person must be very important, and his appearance was naturally impeccable. Those who are close to red are red and those who are close to black are Hei, as outstanding and handsome as he is, his master should be similar.
So the white cat nodded, "Well, of course he is handsome."
"Haha" Wang Bushui pointed at his face and asked with a smile, "What do you two think of me?"
"Uh" the topic jumped so fast that the white cat didn't react for a moment and was briefly stunned "Brother,,"
The ancients were still very simple. Although there were some who committed crimes and committed crimes, there were not many who liked to lie.
The white cat was a little embarrassed. Looking at Wang Busui's sincere eyes, he finally uttered a few words, "Brother, you are a good person."
You even took off your pants, and you showed me this. Hearing such comments, Wang Bushit's expression suddenly turned bad. It was obvious that this good man's comment was about the pack of tissue paper given in the lottery, which should be regarded as a consolation prize.
"Am I not handsome?" Wang Busheng asked directly.
Seeing Wang Busui's murderous gaze, the white cat became frightened and said hurriedly, "Handsome, handsome, I still look very upright."
White Cat's evaluation is still very fair. Wang Busheng looks good. Although he is not handsome, he is still good-looking. He is a good-looking person, the same type as the cold beauty.
"Ms. sir, it's more important to ask business." Leng Bingbing couldn't help but interject. She had heard of people forcing good girls into prostitution, but I had never heard of people forcing others to praise their handsomeness. It was an eye-opener for me.
If you listen to your wife, you will get sweets. If you listen to your wife, you can make a fortune. Wang Bushi nodded decisively, "Okay, I listen to you. What do you want to do with him?"
"Haha, little brother, I can't say more," the white cat refused. I'm not familiar with you, why should I tell you.
"Uh," Wang Busheng was scolded. "Why can't you say"?
"We come from a big family and we know the rules. We absolutely can't say anything we can't say," Bai Mao explained.
"Um, okay" Wang Bu Die was speechless and could only say, "I am the person you are looking for, Wang Bu Die."
"You are the King of Immortality," White Cat said in disbelief, "How is this possible? Isn't this a bit too ordinary?"
"What do you mean, kid, you're scolding me?" Wang Bushi's eyes widened with anger and he wanted to beat him up.
"Uh, ah, no, little brother, you misunderstood. I didn't mean that." The white cat's mind was spinning and he hurriedly explained, "I just didn't expect you to be so young."
"You can't be young if you are under twenty years old."
"Are you really the king?" Bai Mao was still a little doubtful.
"White Cat, don't doubt it, he is the person we are looking for." The black dog holding the plate grinned, "Master, can you give me some more food?"
"Didn't you just finish eating?"
"My body is different from others. I have two stomachs and digest quickly." Black Dog explained,
It's a blessing to be able to eat. The society is so chaotic that I might enter the Hall of Hell tomorrow. It’s better to cherish what’s in front of you.
Bai Mao was still a little skeptical. After all, it was related to whether he could return to his job as a janitor in the Duke of Min's Mansion in the future, so he couldn't ignore it.
"Are you really the immortal king?"
"Do I need to lie to you? Why don't I show you my household registration certificate?" Wang Busheng said that the household registration certificate is equivalent to the ID card of the 21st century. Of course, it is not that advanced. It comes with a photo, but a few simple descriptions of appearance and body shape, such as a height of seven feet, a big face and small eyes. Of course, The error is also very high, especially for people who like to do things on their own faces, which makes it very hard for clerks.
"Of course it's best," the white cat replied carefully.
"Go, go, master, I'm busy. I don't have time to talk nonsense to you. Get out of here when you're full." Wang Busheng said impatiently.
"I'm not full yet," the black dog replied.
Three people present were turned to stone.
"Hahaha, the king is not dead, guess how much we made today." He heard his voice before he saw him. The rich are always so energetic, especially when they make money.
Opening the door, Fu Jia Yifang and Liu Mei walked in, both carrying a large bag.
Hearing the shouts of the wealthy party, the white cat and the black dog also brightened up, the king is not dead.
It was obvious that there was no possibility of collusion in advance, and the king in front of him was naturally the real king.
Crack, the sound of the plate falling to the ground and shattering, a complicated mood filled the whole body, the white cat and the black dog cried. When they slept on the street without eating or drinking, the two of them did not cry. They did not cry when they were bullied by the evil young man, but they will see each other again today. After seeing Wang BuSi, his future master, the white cat and the black dog cried, and fell to their knees on the ground. One person hugged Wang BuSi's leg, crying heartily, and did whatever they wanted.
Fu Jia Yifang and Liu Mei, who had just entered the door, were shocked. They all looked at the two people on the ground with deep meaning.
"Wang Bu Die, what did you do to this person? Look at him crying like this"? Fu Jiafang asked, feeling sympathy for the two people on the ground.
"Master, you have wronged me, I didn't do anything," Wang Bushit hurriedly explained, trying to pull his legs back anxiously, but the two of them hugged each other too tightly. Wang Bu was worried that if he pulled his leg back, he would leave five nail marks.
"Don't explain yourself. You must be responsible for what you have done to others. A man is a man who stands upright. How can he hold up his pants and refuse to admit his fault." Rich A had a smile on his face and said sarcastically, "This kid rarely gets frustrated. How could Rich not seize the opportunity?"
"Master, please don't bury me. Look, look at the looks of these two people. You can talk about it." Beautiful things are pleasing to the eye, such as my third daughter-in-law, but if they are not beautiful, they are not pleasing to the eye, and they can make people sick.
Looking at the crying white cat and black dog, the rich man nodded, "I can't hold my tongue, bah bah bah, I won't die, you dare to dig a hole for the master, these two are good-looking, I won't do it either." Mouth."
This is a matter of principle. It has nothing to do with whether you look good or bad. Not everyone is willing to become curvy.
"No, no, no, old man, I don't care about the young master, it's us who want to cry," the white cat explained in a whimpering voice.
"Okay, okay, stop crying, get up and speak clearly," Wang Bushit said. The grown man cried like a resentful woman, and he didn't feel very comfortable watching.
"Yes, yes, we listen to the young master."
So the white cat told what happened, but there was another version of the story. It was said that it was an elder in Wang Busheng's family. Naturally, his name could not be mentioned. The elder was worried that Wang Busheng would suffer outside alone, so he specially sent two of them here. Serve.
"Could this man be Lao Immortal?" Wang Bushi thought carefully about Lao Immortal's appearance. Well, he looks too ordinary. There is nothing special about him. "Isn't that man very ordinary in appearance? His appearance is still very ordinary." .
There are too many ordinary people, and everyone is very different. Of course, the standards for ordinary are different. Bai Mao recalled it carefully, and it seems that it is really the case. The drunkard looks very ordinary, and people who don’t know him think he is What about the butcher at the head of the village? Otherwise, why wouldn’t he even have a wife? And I heard he’s still a boy.
"Yes, yes," the white cat nodded, "She looks kind and kind."
"This old immortal thing finally remembered me."
