Recalling that night, the two of them couldn't help but shed tears. It was a night of violent storms, and it was also a very rare storm since the founding of the Ming Empire. It is said that there are countless houses that collapsed in Yingtian Mansion. There happened to be two people on duty that night. They had just bought good old wine and a few dishes of side dishes. It was stormy outside, but the house was calm and peaceful. The gods would not change this kind of life. Ah, just go with the flow. White Cat and Black Dog are also pursuing people and positive young people. However, they feel that being able to become the gatekeeper of Min Guogong Palace has reached the pinnacle of life. It can be said to be the ultimate goal of their life. After all, An ordinary citizen who has been poor for several lifetimes can become the gatekeeper of the Duke of Min. It can be regarded as a pheasant turning into a phoenix. He can become a staffed public official of the Duke of Min. This is also a height that many common people cannot reach in their entire lives. White Cat and Black Dog I often get looks of envy, jealousy, and hate.
After taking a sip of wine and picking up a side dish, the white cat said proudly, "Life is like this, what else can I ask for?"
"Hahaha, what the white cat said is true. You can eat, drink, and get money every month. This kind of life is a happy life." The black dog is also very happy and very satisfied with his current living situation.
After draining the wine in the glass, the white cat said with a bit of shyness, "Black Dog, let me tell you the truth, I have invited a matchmaker to come to your door in a few days. When people heard that I was from the Duke of Min's house, they were willing to do it. They were just waiting." Choose a good day to get married."
As two senior bachelors, it is still difficult to find a wife. After all, having a good job is the first prerequisite, but you can't be too ugly. It is still difficult for an ugly person to find a wife.
Black Dog was also very excited when he heard it. White Cat had a wife. Finally, he no longer had to find a girl to play with. He could finally have the girl to himself for one night. How could this not make Black Dog excited and happy.
The black dog was also really happy for the white cat, "Widow Sun from the east end of the city finally agreed"?
"Yes," the white cat nodded shyly, "I'm also very satisfied. Widow is good, he lives well and knows how to love others."
"Yes, yes, you are right. A few days ago, there was a widow who came to a brothel to work part-time. Although she looks a little bit different, she is really good at what she does. She is much more skilled than those little girls who have just debuted. ".
Black Dog was very envious. After all, having a wife is something worth celebrating. He raised his glass and drank it down, and then said, "Congratulations to White Cat, you are no longer a single dog."
"Hahaha, we are all happy together."
Boom, a thunder came from far away, and suddenly a figure appeared in front of the window. The two people who were drinking were also shocked. After all, how could anyone come when it was windy and rainy outside? If it wasn't a human, it could only be a ghost.
Since ancient times, the education of feudal ethics has made everyone still fear ghosts and gods.
"Black Dog, go and have a look." The white cat whispered.
"Why should I go? I won't go." Heigou refused, "Nima, you're afraid of me, but you're not afraid of me. The first time I went to a brothel, I sat and drank tea all night. I didn't even dare to touch the girl's hand." .
"go together".
"All right".
Suddenly the figure disappeared, the door was kicked hard, and a loud voice said, "Haha, you two boys have a good life. You have wine and food, and you drink while you are on duty."
The white cat and the black dog were also surprised when they saw the person coming. It was their immediate boss, the drunkard in charge of the nursing home. The two of them hurriedly handed over their hands and said, "It turns out to be the drunkard. Please come in quickly."
The drunkard sat in the front seat, looking at the white cat and black dog, with mixed feelings in his heart. Can these two be successful when they look so unsafe?
Since he wanted to be from Duke Min's mansion, but he couldn't have too many connections, in order to meet Wang Shouyi's requirements, Drunkard racked his brains and checked all the maids and servants in Duke Min's mansion, and finally found these two who were relatively good. Appropriately, I have worked in the janitor position for a long time, and I can be considered a member of the Duke of Min. Moreover, I am only a janitor. The position is not important, and it is also an idle position. A position that can be filled by an old man and a dog, and these two There was no deed of sale, just a labor contract, which made it easier to do things.
Being stared at by a man, who was also his boss, White Cat and Black Dog felt uncomfortable all over. Drinking while working was not a big problem at all. It’s okay to be fired. Thinking of this, the two of them hurriedly smiled, and the white cat said first, "Jiuye, why are you here? It's so late, it's windy and rainy outside, and the wineman actually has to inspect various posts. It's really hard." ".
"Yes, that's right," Black Dog followed suit and echoed, "Jiuye is an old man from the Duke of Min's mansion, and he is his right-hand man. He can't live without Jiuye all the time, and Jiuye has to patrol so late at night. "It's really hard work. I will definitely vote for the wine master in the Min Guogong Mansion's outstanding servant selection next year."
"Yes, yes, my ticket belongs to the wine master too," the white cat said enthusiastically.
Of course, their inner thoughts are not like this. No matter how low the status is, people still hope to fly on the branches and become phoenixes. Excellent servants are also very good and can work hard. What is the difference between a person without dreams and a salted fish. The vote is naturally for yourself.
"Have you two finished talking?" The drunkard continued to look at the two of them,
"Uh, ah." Could it be that the flattering posture is wrong, or the intensity is too light. Normally, people who have enjoyed being flattered should not react like this. They should be very satisfied, both physically and mentally.
Picking up the jar of wine, the drunkard also took a sip and said, "That's it, just listen to me."
"Uh, yes, yes." The flattery failed, and the two of them could only sit obediently and wait for the leader to lecture them.
"The wine is good," the drunkard took another sip, and then said, "Drinking is wrong, especially drinking while working."
Seeing the drunkard put down the wine jar, the white cat and the black dog nodded repeatedly, "Uh, ah, yes, yes, drinking is wrong."
"According to the Min Guogong's "Housekeeper Management Regulations", what are the penalties for drinking while working?" the drunkard changed his tone and asked.
"Um, ah, I'm on duty now." Both of them were confused. The black dog looked at the white cat and asked, "What is the "Standard Management Regulations"?
"The "Housekeeper Management Regulations" seems to be a pamphlet given to us on the first day we join the company." The white cat thought for a long time before he thought of it, so he explained.
"Oh, that's it. I've finished it a long time ago." Black Dog suddenly realized. Finally I remembered the booklet.
"Uh, ah, I've used it up a long time ago. What does that mean?" The drunkard was puzzled.
Black Dog's face was red with embarrassment and he said with embarrassment, "I often forget to bring paper when I go to the toilet, so I use it."
"Well, okay, the fluffy paper of the booklet is suitable for wiping your butt."
"Okay, let me tell you the rules inside. Article 8, Paragraph 8 of the "Standard Management Regulations" stipulates that anyone who drinks alcohol during work will be beaten to death in the worst case, and fired from the job in the worst case."
"What, why is it so serious?" White Cat and Black Dog were shocked when they heard this. It was just a drink, and their life and work were linked. Isn't this a bit of a fuss.
An embarrassed smile appeared on the white cat's face: "Jiu Master, isn't this a bit too much? It's just a drink, and we only drank a little, not too much."
"Drink a little, and look at the jar, it's all gone." As soon as the drunkard finished speaking, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have drank the wine himself.
So he went on to say, "You steal needles when you are young, you steal gold when you grow up. If you drink one tael now, it will be three taels tomorrow, and one pound the day after tomorrow. The capacity to drink is all cultivated, and so is the courage."
"Yes, yes, we will continue to exercise. Drinking will strengthen our courage. We must drink more to strengthen our courage." The white cat and black dog nodded hurriedly and accepted the order.
"Well, the topic seems to have gone off the rails," the drunkard said hurriedly, "We'll talk about courage training later. Let's talk about punishment first."
"Are you really going to be beaten to death?" the two asked with tears in their eyes.
"Shut up and listen to me first," he said after draining the wine in the jar and belching, "I'll give you two ways, no, three ways."
"Which three items" are related to their own futures, and the two of them are still very concerned about it. They both look at the drunkard with longing eyes, and they no longer feel sorry for the drunkard who drank all his wine.
"The first rule is to kill him directly."
"No, no, no, don't think about this one and just pass it." The two shook their heads directly. It is better to die than to live in death. Although life is easy, life is not easy, but death is not something that many people can accept.
"Okay, let me tell you the second thing. By the way, there is also wine. Talking so much makes my mouth dry."
"Yes, yes," Black Dog said hurriedly, and then took out another jar of wine from under the bed. It seems that since ancient times, the people of the Central Plains have always liked to hide valuables under the bed. It is really inappropriate for those thieves to return empty-handed. There is a lot of room for improvement in professional skills.
After opening the mud seal, a smell of wine came out, "Hahaha, if you have good wine, don't bring it out early. The jar just now is as light as horse urine." Picking up the wine jar, the drunkard drank again.
"Well, have you ever tasted horse urine as an alcoholic?" White Cat was suspicious, but he didn't dare to ask more.
"The second one is also very simple, just fire them from their jobs."
"It's hard for us to accept this. That year, we went through a lot of hard work in the selection of servants in the Duke of Min's Palace. Only those with the highest overall scores won the most important position in the Duke of Min's Palace - the janitor. Over the years, Bai Mao and I are also diligent and hard-working, working hard day and night to guard the first line of security of the Duke's Mansion. With hard work, the credit is greater, Master Jiu, you can't just fire us like this." Black Dog felt that it was not worth his hard work for so long and being fired.
"Don't worry, isn't this the third rule?" Wiping the wine stains on his mouth, the drunkard continued, "The third rule is also expulsion."
"Still fired, what's the difference between this and Article 2?" Upon hearing this, Bai Mao became anxious. After all, Widow Sun only married her because she liked her job.
"I haven't finished speaking yet," the drunkard continued, "There is still a difference between Article 3 and Article 2. Expulsion is expulsion, but there is still a chance for redemption."
"How to recover"? When he heard that there was hope for salvation, White Cat and Black Dog were also very excited. Now that the world is in economic crisis, the Ming Empire has also been affected, and it is difficult to work in all walks of life. It's hard to find a job with such good pay.
"Do something for me", so the drunkard told the story again, and of course it was another version, one of his juniors. The junior naturally pointed at Wang Busheng. The family wanted him to go out and exercise on his own. But I was worried and wanted to find an honest and reliable person to help take care of me, so I found an alcoholic. "I have been observing in our Duke's Mansion for a long time and found that you two are the most suitable. You two have strong abilities, high enthusiasm for work, and are smart. You are not bad in appearance."
After hearing this story, White Cat and Black Dog were also confused. Could it be that the son of that family went down to the grassroots to experience folk life?
But when they thought about going to a place so far away from Songjiang Mansion and unfamiliar with the place, both of them were a little reluctant.
"Is there a fourth item?" Black Dog asked in a low voice.
"have",
"What"
"On the basis of Article 1, you can choose any method of death."
