As the prefect of Songjiang, the highest leader of the prefecture, and a parent official, Xie Xiangrong's thoughts would naturally not be so vulgar. After all, he had the same hobbies but different statuses. Officials also have their own bottom line.
Unexpectedly, it was really the magistrate. Guan Chajia was shocked. It was really the flood that flooded the Dragon King Temple and flooded the Dragon Palace. Yes, it was castrated. The Dragon King should not be a mammal. Not viviparous. Although he didn't arrest him directly, he still had a lot of responsibility, so he hurriedly went to the reception room and brought a stool. Inadvertently pushing away Li's hand, he helped Xie Xiangrong sit on the stool.
"Ouch!" Xie Xiangrong, who had just been sitting on the stool, suddenly stood up again. The corners of his mouth were straight.
"Sir, what's wrong with you?" Li Xingzuo asked hurriedly and concernedly.
Officer Jia also hurriedly checked the stool. There was nothing wrong with it. It was extremely smooth and had no thorns. It was just that the material was a bit different, it was just ordinary poplar wood.
"There's a stone in my butt," Xie Xiangrong said with pain.
"Oh, oh" I looked and saw that the two people who made the sound were Li Suzuo and Guan Chajia. After all, they made the mistake together and naturally they need to make up for it together.
Both of them squatted down and looked at Xie Xiangrong's buttocks.
"Wow, look at your buttocks, Mr. Xie. They are smooth and delicate, fleshy but elastic, and have not aged. What's more valuable is that they are white and flawless, just like the white snow in winter. They are so beautiful.
Staring at Xie Xiangrong, Li Xingzuo spoke with great interest and spoke highly of him.
People who have read the book have a high level of education and use all kinds of modifying words, while those who have not read the book can only stare. Seeing Li Xingzuo's outstanding performance, Guan Chajia endured it for a long time and winced. After racking his brains, he finally came up with a word, and then he echoed, "Yes, yes, Master Li is right, Master Zhifu has a peerless buttocks."
"Well, is this just adding salt to the wound? It's still smooth and delicate, and it's also white and flawless. It also has a great butt. I'm not a monkey performing on the streets selling buttocks. Although a person named Da abroad said that humans have become monkeys. , but that is a Western term, not a type of species. For the people of the Central Plains, the clay figures made by Nuwa are more reliable, and they have nothing to do with monkeys or anything like that." Xie Xiangrong cursed in his heart.
"The most beautiful buttocks can't describe the beauty of the prefect's buttocks." Li pretended that his official position was too small, and he paid for it. It was difficult for him to establish a relationship with the prefect, and he rarely had contact with him, even if he sent her to him every month. The filial piety silver tael is also collected by the servants of the magistrate's house. It is still difficult to meet the magistrate. After all, the status is too disparate. Not every official is willing to treat the virtuous and corporal and loves talents as much as possible. Of course, except for Li Suzuo He is good at making money and has no other abilities.
Today was the first time he had such a close contact with the prefect. Why didn't Li Xingzuo seize the opportunity, flatter him, and leave a little impression in front of the leader? Maybe the leader would think of him at some point, and it would be possible to go further.
Li Jingzuo continued, "Especially the outline of the prefect's buttocks is so perfect that everyone who sees it wants to step forward and touch it."
Xie Xiangrong only felt a horse breed named Cao flying over his head. Li Xingzuo took the dagger and pierced his heart again and again. The knife penetrated the flesh and drew blood.
"Yes, yes, you have a great butt. It only takes thousands of people to get a good butt." Guan Cha A nodded in agreement. Reading makes people progress, and flattering after reading also has advantages. Guan Cha A regretted it very much. If you are young and do not work hard, you will be miserable.
"Shut up." Xie Xiangrong finally couldn't help it anymore, "Why are you still standing there, hurry up and find me some clothes."
"Well, the prefect didn't mean to show off his buttocks without wearing clothes." Li Zuozuo and Guan Chajia looked at each other, feeling like they were flattering someone on the horse's hooves.
"Yes, yes, I will ask someone to find clothes right now." Li Xingzuo hurriedly changed his mind and looked at Guan Chajia, "Why are you still standing there? Why don't you hurry up and find some clothes?"
"Yes, yes," Officer A agreed hastily and trotted into the cell.
"Don't be idle, lock up these criminal suspects first." Being surrounded by so many people, Li Xingfa was still very uncomfortable. They were not reporters.
"Xiao Li, this is your fault. How can you call them criminal suspects?" In response to Li's pretentious words, Xie Xiangrong couldn't help but put forward his own different opinions. After all, he was one of them. Xie Xiangrong continued, " He buys her and sells it, which is a fair transaction. How can we call them criminal suspects? They just used illegal means to do legal things. They have food and sex, and sex is the catalyst for social harmony. It is a people's livelihood industry of the imperial court. It is related to the daily lives of the people and is closely related to people's lives. It is obviously wrong for you to lead people to mess with it. Moreover, everyone is equal before all living beings. We cannot look at it with colored glasses. Human beings, scholars are human beings, businessmen and poor people are human beings too, and we must also respect them.”
Li Suzuo looked at each other in confusion. It turns out that all leaders hold grudges. He accidentally disturbed his leisurely mood, and now he is settling the score.
"Master Magistrate, the clothes are found." At this time, Officer A ran over with the clothes, his forehead was covered with beads of sweat. The sweat beads were exactly the same as his respect for the Master Magistrate at this moment. They were all real. From this, it can be seen that Songjiang Prefecture All the prison staff are honest children and never engage in fraud. Officer A ran over holding his clothes.
Guan Cha A's voice also interrupted Xie Xiangrong's words. For the first time, Li Sushou felt that Guan Cha A was so lovely, and even his ugly face looked much better.
Xie Xiangrong also stopped talking. It was more important to put on clothes first. He took the clothes and put them on. The clothes are a bit thin. After all, if you want the size of the prefect, you need to order them. Although Songjiang Mansion Prison is also a pampered yamen, the obesity rate is still very high, but it is not as fat as the prefect.
The fabric of the clothes is not very good, just coarse linen clothes that ordinary people often wear, especially the big word "Prison" on it is so conspicuous under the moonlight.
Xie Xiangrong looked at the words on his clothes and his face became embarrassed.
If the leader is angry, the consequences will be serious. Officer A hurriedly explained: "Master Magistrate, please don't be angry yet. Apart from the prison clothes worn by prisoners, there is really no other clothes in the prison. Don't worry, sir, we have washed all the clothes. Moreover, it has been sterilized, so it is absolutely safe and guaranteed, and there will be no bacterial infections or the like.”
Obviously, Officer A misunderstood Xie Xiangrong's meaning. What he cared about was not the clothes, but the words on the clothes. Every official in office was very sensitive to these words.
Xie Xiangrong's face became even more ugly, "You are kidding me. I'll finish playing with your wife and then wash her off and send her back to you. Are you willing?"
"Master Prefect, I am still single."
Officer A is very ashamed. He is so old and has no family. There would be no home without her.
"Well" Xie Xiangrong couldn't do anything about being single, then turned to look at Li Suzhou, "Are you willing?"
"I do, I do," Li replied excitedly, "It's her honor that the adults like her, and it's the blessing that she has earned in eight lifetimes."
"Uh" Xie Xiangrong was speechless.
It was the reception room again. Xie Xiangrong sat at the top of the table with a golden sword. He had also taken off his clothes. He was now wearing an official uniform, and Li Xianzuo's clothes had also been changed. Zi's clothes were put on his body.
Xie Xiangrong smelled the smell on his body, held his nose, and said with disgust, "Mr. Li, although you are very busy at work, you must also pay attention to personal hygiene. The official body of an official refers to the official's words and deeds, not the official's body odor ".
Li's face turned red with embarrassment, "What I'm trying to teach you is that subordinates must pay attention and develop a good habit of being clean."
"Well, you are a good comrade if you know your mistakes and can correct them. On the way to serve the people, you will inevitably encounter many difficulties and setbacks, you will fail, and you will make mistakes, but..."
Officer A promptly brought a cup of tea, "Master Magistrate, please drink some tea first."
Xie Xiangrong took a sip of tea and then said, "But..."
"Haha, sir, please wait a moment," Li Xingzuo interrupted Xie Xiangrong, looked at Guan Chajia and said, "Little official, you don't have anything to do here. You go out and do your work."
You have done everything, what to do, what not to do, how to make up for your mistakes, and how to have a good relationship with the leader.
"Master Li, I'd better stay and serve the prefect." Official Chai A doesn’t want to leave either. After all, having close contact with the fourth-rank officials of the Ming Empire, he may be able to get some nobility. If he doesn’t have no nobility, he may be lucky, and his single problem should be solved.
"What the prefect and I discussed were all national affairs. You, a person of no rank and rank, are not suitable to stay here."
"I'll just stay here, say nothing, and do nothing." Guan Chajia still wanted to insist.
Li's artificial expression was very ugly: "You have forgotten the "Songjiang Mansion Prison Secrecy Code", don't read what you shouldn't read, and don't listen to what you shouldn't listen to."
"Well" Officer A could only leave with tears in his eyes. If you break the rules, you will have to deduct money. His account has not been paid yet. Deducting money is tantamount to killing his father and seizing his wife.
He looked at the prefect Xie Xiangrong with a smile on his face and said, "Sir, please continue."
"Uh..., where did I come from?" Older people are forgetful, and so are senior officials.
"But," Li reminded artificially.
"Oh, but, but," Xie Xiangrong recalled for a long time, and finally thought of the following words, "But we have to make mistakes, and correct them when they are wrong. Every failure and every mistake is the accumulation of experience. Confucius said, those who make mistakes are the mother of success." "
"Uh, sir, what do you mean?"
"Mistake is the mother of success"
"Incisive, extremely incisive. After listening to the adults' words, Xia Guan suddenly becomes enlightened. It also provides reference and support for Xia Guan's future work." Li nodded repeatedly and drank the chicken soup for the soul of the magistrate in one sip.
It suddenly dawned on me that talking to the leader had a laxative effect.
"This is what I think and what I do. For example, today I went to take a bath. The bath was only superficial. The main purpose was to examine the people's sentiments. Reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles. Although I was studying at the age of three , I have a lot of knowledge, but after all, what is in the books is only the surface, and the words are always pale. Only by leaning down, truly contacting the people, and integrating with them can we truly know what they want and need, truly serve the people, and serve as an official for one term. , If you don’t benefit the people, what’s the point of being an official?” Xie Xiangrong was so impassioned that spitting stars flew everywhere.
Li nodded pretentiously and said yes repeatedly, and even Xingzi wiped away the saliva that sprayed on his mouth without disgust.
"Okay, I'm very satisfied with your work. Just remember to be more civilized in law enforcement next time and let people wear clothes. Everyone has human rights." The past that is unbearable to look back on always brings a lot of tears, Xie Xiangrong said sadly.
"Yes, yes, that's what the adults said."
"Okay, it's getting late, I have to go back." Xie Xiangrong stood up and worked hard all night. Mr. Xie also had a hard time.
"Sir, do you still need my wife?" Li looked at Xie Xiangrong with artificial eyes. The leader cannot keep his word.
With a plop, Xie Xiangrong fell to the ground.
