The first time is familiar, the second time is familiar. The more you do everything, the more you will become familiar with it. No, the experience of kicking the door twice has greatly increased the experience of the two Ge brothers. The third time they kicked the door, the speed was obviously much faster. It was smooth and flowing, clean and tidy, without any sloppiness or sloppiness. Even the sound of the door being kicked seemed so pleasant.
The guest in the third single room has obviously gained a lot of weight and his skin is very fair. He looks like a pampered person who has never seen the sun a few times.
"Sir, your butt is not allowed," the bath master covered it with one hand and refused sternly. There are not many customers who like to walk on the dry road, but the girl is a serious girl, and she also provides normal services. The special service is that she has never Yes, Handao. If you like Handao, go find a man. The girl muttered in her heart that she was helpless when meeting such a guest.
"My dear, don't be afraid, it won't hurt. Don't you think the dry road is more tempting? The taste is also very wonderful. This kind of taste is rare for gods, and I wouldn't change it for the emperor." The fat guest continued to induce, if it weren't for his wife If you don't promise yourself, why should you spend money to take a bath? Your son spends money lavishly, and the family is already in financial crisis.
"No, uncle, it really can't be done. Our Shuangwaiwai Bathhouse has regulations and we don't have that kind of service." The girl continued to refuse, so the fool asked him to take the dry road. The dry road has the greatest chance of getting sick, and it can also easily lead to death, such as the hemorrhoids of the former Ming Emperor Zhu Di. The girl guessed that it was probably the result of being frequently used on dry roads.
"Isn't it written downstairs that the customer is God? This requirement cannot be met." The fat guest officer was very angry. He had spent money on consumption. He was not satisfied that the money was wasted.
"Uncle, God does not allow walking on dry roads. Those who walk on dry roads will die." The girl said plausibly.
"Well, God has said this, and it was in classical Chinese." The fat guest officer was very doubtful.
"I translated this. I'm afraid you won't understand it in English."
Everyone is always very afraid of the gods, and we need to obey what the gods say. The gods of the West are also gods. Although there are regional differences, who can guarantee that God will not have a relative from the East who comes to visit us? Those who believe in God have no choice but to give up taking the dry road.
"It's okay not to take the dry road. Whips, candles, and maces are always acceptable." If not allowed to take the dry road, the fat guest can only choose more powerful sports. After all, his money cannot be wasted.
"Yes, but you have to pay extra." The girl's business scope is still very wide, including some violent and bloody behaviors that are harmful to one's body. You can also try it. Of course, the prerequisite is to pay a big price. It doesn't matter how much you pay for walking on the dry road. , after all, people die easily, and money is not spent when people die. I have to say that this is a kind of misfortune.
"This is what God says again."
"No, this girl said it."
"Didn't I already pay you? You are raising prices temporarily, buying and selling by force, and disrespecting consumers." The fat guest officer was angry. How could there be such a person? This won't work, that won't work. Finally, there is someone who can do it. Add money. It's easy to make some money yourself.
"Uncle, you have wronged me." The girl felt aggrieved and said pitifully, "I did not buy or sell anything by force. Uncle, those things you mentioned are all special projects and are not charged in advance. More traditional postures are not charged separately. "
"Bah!" The sound of the door being kicked came as promised.
However, the guests were not disturbed the first two times. After all, the fat guest officer's foreplay was not finished yet.
"When the government handles a case, the men lie down and the women squat." Ge Er shouted sharply and drew out his sword again.
"Why do men lie down and women squat?" It is said that everyone is equal and men and women are equal. This obvious treatment made Ge Da confused. He whispered his question in the ear of his second son. .
Ge Er explained, "It's cold on the ground, which is not good for a girl's health. Men must know how to cherish others, and know how to cherish their beauty, so that they won't be single for fifty years."
Sure enough, love TV dramas are not without merit. They also broaden the perspective of single and boring men and increase their experience in finding a partner. Generally speaking, warm men are not single. Of course, the premise is that you cannot be too poor, and love must also be based on the premise of a wealthy life. ongoing.
Ge Er thought what Lao Er said was very reasonable and nodded frequently. As expected, there is no end to learning.
The fat guest officer who was still angry just now became even more angry when he saw the two officers, "Which unit are you from and who is your boss?"
"We are from the Songjiang Prefecture Prison. Our boss is naturally handsome, wise, handsome, heroic, and heroic." Looking at Ge Er, Ge Da asked, "What else does the second brother have?"
"Heroes see the same thing"
"The hero has the same view as Mr. Li, the ninth-level criminal director of Songjiang Mansion Prison." As a subordinate, he should not forget to flatter his leader at all times. Ge Da has made progress today. Although it is a bit explicit, it has spread to Li The adults should also be very happy. They are very proud of having such a considerate person who respects the leader and always talks about the leader. In my heart, they are all lies, even ghosts would not believe them.
"What day is it today? Today is a rest day, a day for the entire Ming Empire to rest. He, Li Xingzuo, has eaten enough." The fat guest officer was furious, pointing at Ge Da and Ge Er and yelled.
The girl squatted on the ground obediently. She wanted to retort, "Working people don't have holidays. For example, I am still working on my days off to pick up customers and serve you."
"What, today is a day off, why didn't we know?" Ge Da looked at his brother with a face full of astonishment, and said, "Second brother, do you know?"
Ge Er shook his head, "I haven't heard of it. It's neither Saturday nor Sunday. Could it be that today is the Holy Father's birthday?"
"Today is not Saturday." The fat guest officer looked confused.
"No" Ge Er shook his head.
The girl also nodded, "It's not Saturday."
"Um" The fat guest officer was confused. Could it be that he was so busy and confused that he had forgotten the day? It was not Saturday and not even Sunday. Judging from the working attitude of the entire staff of the Ming Empire, it was impossible to work overtime on rest days. , then what day is today, the emperor’s birthday?
Ge Da raised his sword and pointed it at the fat guest, and said sternly, "Tell me, what day is today?"
"Well, today may be the birthday of the Holy Mother's mother who has passed away many years ago," the fat guest replied incoherently.
"Okay, shameless Li Fangzuo," Ge Da suddenly realized, "Today is such an important day. It doesn't matter if we are asked to work during the day. We are still asked to work overtime at night. When can we not do this anti-pornography? We have to choose a rest day. when".
He looked at Ge Er and said, "Second brother, do you have to triple your overtime pay during holidays? Remember to mention it to Mr. Li when you go back."
"Well, brother, I think it's better for you to ask for it." Ge Er is not stupid. No matter he is the boss or his superior, he will always dislike a subordinate who asks for money to increase his salary. If you don't have the money, it doesn't matter. The key is It is very likely that your boss will remember you and give you some shoes secretly.
"Okay, I want it. My hard work cannot be in vain. It must always be turned into the most practical thing." Ge Da swore that his strength was also grown by eating his own food. He could not eat in vain and his strength was in vain. He was not an idiot.
"Second brother, tie him up, let's go to the next house," Ge Da ordered, retracting his knife and taking out the rope.
"Okay, there are still a few more in the back. We have to hurry up." Thinking of the five hundred taels, Ge Er felt sweet in his heart. After all, it was the income of his own labor. There should be a few more in the next few. Such a guest on the road.
"Hmph, you are so brave, you dare to tie me up." The fat guest officer struggled with the rope and shouted angrily.
"Ouch, you are so funny. Look at you." Ge Da pointed at the fat guest officer who was not wearing any clothes. "You are committing a crime now. You haven't even put on your clothes. The girl is still there. The witnesses and evidence are gathered here." , you still want to quibble,"
"I'm here to take a bath. Who can take a bath without taking off their clothes?" The fat guest officer was still arguing, but it was obvious that it was unwise to reason with an official.
"Why are the girls naked when you take a bath?" Ge Er couldn't stand it anymore. Everyone disliked a very unreasonable criminal suspect. Honestly plead guilty, honestly accept the punishment, pay the money and leave, hello to me, hello to everyone, everyone is happy.
"My guest, please stop quibbling. Even if you have eight mouths, it won't change the fact that you are engaged in unfair and impure transactions." People are always making progress, and Ge Da quickly grasped the point. The matter has been concluded - engaging in unfair and impure transactions. It can also be expressed simply and clearly - whoring, prostitution.
"I", the fat guest officer, still wants to quibble,
"It's yours, yours. You can tell the dark and the clear. The Ming Empire is a legal place. A crime is a crime. Even if you talk about breaking the sky, it is also a crime. It is just water thrown out and married girl. , a fact that cannot be changed." It was obvious that Ge Er did not want Ge Da to express himself alone, so he also spoke.
The fat guest wanted to sneer, the law, the law is just a joke, it only serves the ruling class and the management class, and he is honored to be the management class, the master of legal weapons.
"As a gay man, I understand you very well. It is inevitable to have needs, but crime is crime, and this cannot be changed, but..." Ge Da put his head close to the fat guest officer's ear and whispered, "Our brother The two of them have a hidden disease, as long as they see the white money, they will forget some things, such as what they saw tonight."
"Okay." The fat guest officer jumped up. It was hard to imagine how he could achieve such a figure. "Okay, the hair was pulled out on himself. "You are blatantly asking for a bribe. This is how Li Suzuo taught you." .
"No, no, no, it has nothing to do with Master Li. We are self-taught." Ge Da shook his head and said proudly.
"As a public official, you openly ask for bribes, and you are shameless and complacent. You are also committing a crime." Fat guest officer Da Yi Ling Ran, of course, the effect would be better if he were not naked.
"Hahaha, this is really funny. We are using violence to fight violence, eliminate evil and promote good, in order to digest the social atmosphere of Songjiang Prefecture." Ge Da said, Ge Da is still very proud to do something righteous again. Sure enough, when he does something illegal and disciplinary again, he will feel much better and feel much less guilty if he has a high-sounding reason.
"It's not digestion, it's purification," Ge Er corrected.
"I just like to talk about digestion." It was obvious that Ge Da didn't accept the correction. One night, it was his second son who acted out. Ge Da was still very unhappy and looked at the fat guest, "Stop inking, there are several more to come." I’m a customer, please pay quickly or else I’ll lock it and take it away.”
"How dare you, I know Songjiang," the fat guest officer finally got angry and shouted loudly.
