Chapter 200: Uncle, I just like pushing carts

Style: Historical Author: Wang XiaodouWords: 3842Update Time: 24/01/11 22:16:35
He can conquer the world immediately, but he cannot rule the world immediately. He is a favorite in wartime. Beggars in peacetime, and military personnel have always faced such an embarrassing situation. During wartime, they shed their blood, blood, sweat and even their lives for the country. But when the country is at peace, the people no longer have to endure the flames of war. Then These people are useless. Many of them have nothing to eat and no place to stand. They are plagued by disease and poverty throughout their lives.

Moreover, the Ming Empire also adopted the governance policy of the pre-Ming Dynasty, co-ruling the world with the scholar-bureaucrats. The scholar-bureaucrats here naturally refer to scholars and educated people. Militarism is the direct definition of military people by the educated people. They are big and rough, and they are oily soldiers. Every year Countless money and food were wasted, but it was of no use to the country. Therefore, the military attache's position in the court became even more embarrassing.

Not only in the court, but also among the people, the people also dislike these big bosses. They would rather scream for the beauties on the screen than sacrifice their youth for them in the army. The person pauses for a moment.

Others look down on themselves, but they cannot look down on themselves. As a warrior, Wu Shanchang, who is now Songjiang Qianhusuo Qianhu, also climbed up step by step from a soldier, from mountains of swords to seas of blood. He has countless lives on his hands and countless scars on his body. . In the end, he became a member of the Qianhu Bureau of Jinyiwei, and was also regarded as a high-ranking official in the imperial court. Wu Shanchang has always been very proud. After all, it is very difficult for a rural boy to achieve this step by his own efforts.

Wu Shanchang knew that he had been marginalized and suppressed in the officialdom. A martial artist and a cultural person naturally had different paths, but it didn't matter. Jin Yiwei did not have a good image in the hearts of the people, and Wu Shanchang could not change it. But today, his career was actually affected. Insulted, Wu Shan was angry.

"Pa" slapped the girl on the face, not a woman. This time Wu Shanchang broke the precept.

Soon there were clearly visible fingerprints on the girl's face, and her cheeks slowly swelled.

"Stinky girl, how dare you say this is worthless? What I bought with my life is worthless. Without us, you can only be a young lady, and you will be a young lady for the rest of your life." Wu Shanchang was heartbroken, and the arm holding his belt trembled slightly. He felt even more unworthy of those Zepao brothers who fell and never got up again.

After being beaten, the girl also remembered Wu Shanchang's occupation, Jinyiwei, a terrorist organization. This is the only unit that can arrest and judge prisoners without reporting them. The girl also slowly became afraid. The arrogance just now is gone.

"Uncle, I was wrong, I'm sorry, I was wrong." The girl knelt on the ground, her tears seemed to be broken, and she hugged Wu Shanchang's thigh and begged.

"You are just cheap. If you don't fight, you won't remember." After a moment of silence, Wu Shanchang put on his clothes. Some things cannot be changed by himself, nor can they be changed overnight. What can he do? Should he kill this girl to vent his anger? , the entire court, from the princes and ministers to the common people, all had the same attitude. The Duke also put away his swords and guns, and the common people also picked up their books. After all, warriors are the most embarrassing profession.

With the incomparable loneliness and helplessness of not being understood by the world, Wu Shan grew up and left the house.

In order to improve the quality of consumption and ensure the privacy of guests, Shuangwaiwai Bathhouse has done a lot of work. The floors are covered with stalls, which are very thick and people will not make any sound when walking on them. Each single room also has All soundproofing materials are used. No matter how fierce the fighting is inside or how loud the men or women scream, no sound can be heard outside.

So Ge Da and Ge Er closed the door, and they didn't hear any sounds inside.

Ge Da was still worried about having his mouth covered, "Boy, why are you covering my mouth? You've been thinking about a girl for a long time. What a great opportunity this is."

"Are you rich?" Ge Er looked at his elder brother, as if looking at a mentally retarded person who only looked a little like him.

"No," Ge Dali replied confidently, and then continued, "Isn't it the Jin Yiwei's treat?"

Looking at his eldest brother, Ge Er felt very sorry for his eldest brother's IQ. Why is there such a big gap between people who grew up eating the same pot of rice? After bowing his head and being silent for him for three seconds, Ge Er said, "Brother, he is a royal guard."

"I know. We all work for the court and serve the people. We are colleagues and colleagues," Ge Dazhen replied.

Ge Er sighed silently, and then looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle. Some people say that this angle is the best for pretending. Um, the light is a bit dazzling. Take it back a little, "Brother, Jinyiwei is poorer than the two of us. The imperial court is already fifth." The document was issued this time to reduce Jin Yiwei’s salary, and it is very likely that the sixth document will come out in the second half of the year.”

Holding out five fingers, Ge Er emphasized again, "Five times, ah, brother, how low is the salary of this Jin Yiwei?"

"Ah, so that's it." As if he thought of something, Ge Da slapped his head and shouted, "That Jin Yiwei has such a vicious heart, he actually wants us to pay for the treat."

Holding his brother's hand, Ge Da said very seriously, "Second brother, when we have a son in the future, we must not let him become a royal guard, and it will be included in the family tree. A man of the Ge family would rather be a beggar than a royal guard."

Well, all these wishes and expectations can only be realized if you solve the problem of being single and have a wife.

Although it has fallen a bit, it is still quite big, and the two brothers are still very satisfied. Therefore, they are more motivated to work and the speed has been accelerated a lot. However, they did not get any inspiration from the incident just now. This high-end consumer area The guests are not to be offended.

Soon I came to the next room. I entered the door in the same way and kicked it open. I forgot that the door had to be opened by hand. Since we are here to take a bath, it is impossible for everyone to be chatting at this moment, talking about romance, poetry, and poetry. Everyone is still doing exercises.

The two people in this room are obviously two people without any emotion. Their postures are also the most primitive, and the ones who move are always men.

The woman lay quietly on the bed, without any reaction, not even a sound. Not to mention, there are not many people who can react violently when bitten by a mosquito. This is not acting.

Ge Da Ge Er's kicking on the door still disturbed the two of them. A normal person's reaction would naturally be to stop moving. The two of them were no exception. They looked at the two intruders blankly.

"What do you do?" the guest asked in a low voice.

"You are blind. You didn't see us wearing official uniforms. Of course we are official officers, here to fight against pornography." Ge Da explained, and then pointed to the clothes on his body.

"Anti-pornography, the crackdown has started again recently." The guest asked strangely, touching his head.

"Fighting crime, maintaining world peace, no, maintaining law and order in Songjiang Prefecture is regardless of time. We are doing it all the time." Ge Da continued to explain. It was obvious that his shortcomings in IQ could only allow him to copy the gourd. There is no innovation at all.

"Well, when did the people in the yamen become so diligent? Could it be that there is another financial crisis and Songjiang Mansion is short of money again?" The guest thought, not at all worried about what he was going through at the moment.

Brothers should still admire and respect their eldest brother, but Ge Er really has no respect for Ge Da. He said this for a long time without getting to the point at all, and the other party kept keeping the topic in question. When people ask questions, just answer them. As a person It's not good for an official to do this, so Ge ​​Er stepped forward and said, "Stop talking nonsense. Now everyone has the stolen goods. You can no longer deny it. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will be used as evidence in court."

"Che" the guest looked full of contempt and fear. It was impossible to be afraid. He picked up his clothes, took out a banknote, waved it in the air, and said with a smile, "Hey. Why do I have a banknote in my hand?" , it’s still five hundred taels, you two officials, did you drop it?”

"No," Ge Da answered honestly, they don't have five hundred taels, even one hundred taels. Poverty has always been their terminal illness and has never been cured.

Is the sound of "pop" very familiar? Yes, someone was beaten again. It was none other than Ge Da. Honest children are always disliked by others, such as the child in "The Emperor's New Clothes".

"Why not?" After the slap, Ge Er hurriedly explained, "We must have lost it. No wonder I saw the banknote in your hand, uncle. We are so familiar with it. It's like it's a part of our lives. It's ours." The heart, liver, spleen, lungs and stomach have never been separated."

He grabbed the banknote and sniffed it in front of his nose. "Look, the smell is so familiar. I must have lost it. I can swear it."

Although his IQ is a little low, he is not a brainless person. Ge Da also understood, so he also said, "Yes, it belongs to us. If we lie to others, let me do it, and let my brother not get a wife."

Looking at him with ferocious eyes, Ge Da felt that his second son's gaze could kill him.

"Haha, there is no need to swear. I naturally believe what the official said. It is not shameless to pick up gold. It is what every citizen should do to return the things found to the public. I am a good citizen and I am very willing to do this." The guest smiled heartily. I tried the money like dirt. , five hundred taels is a small amount of money, just for fun.

"Yes, yes, I see that the uncle is a decent man. The person who helped the old lady cross the road a few days ago, I guess it must be you." Ge Er also nodded frequently, believing deeply in the words of the boy who sent the money.

"Haha, haha, sir, thank you. I always do good deeds without leaving my name. Crossing the road is a trivial matter. I also often donate money to women who have lost their footing." The guest said proudly. After all, he was satisfied and had done good deeds again. , why not do it.

"Haha, uncle, what you said is so good. As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world. As long as there are more people like you, Songjiang Mansion will be more beautiful and more prosperous." This must have been said by Ge Er.

The second child cannot be the second child.

"Hahaha, thank you for the compliment, thank you for the compliment. You see, I'm quite busy too. I earn hundreds of taels every minute. I'm going to continue. Please see if the two of you can avoid it." It was obvious that this man who earned hundreds of taels every minute The businessman's physical fitness is better, and he can get into the state again much faster than Wu Shanchang. After all, eating well will lead to good health, and it is still necessary to eat more tiger penis and deer penis.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry for disturbing you. We'll leave right away. Please continue, I wish you a good time." Ge Er hurriedly bent down to apologize.

"Well, remember to close the door. If the sound is too loud, don't disturb others," the businessman ordered.

"Yes, yes, sir, you are invincible, powerful and powerful. You are the representative of a real man." Obediently closing the door, the two Ge brothers exited the room.

"Hurry up, share the money, two hundred and five per person." This is the first time Ge Da has said such meaningful words,

"Brother, you are really a 250-year-old. You almost ruined a good thing," Ge Er complained.

Ge Da was also a little embarrassed and rubbed his head, "I didn't think of it. Didn't I get the money? We both have two hundred and fifty, give me the money."

"Five hundred taels is written on a piece of paper. How can I give it to you?"

"You're so stupid, just tear it apart and you'll get half of it," Ge Da explained. It was obvious that the expression of admiration and admiration for his second son just now became lighter. This is a truth that all children understand. I don’t know yet, but my IQ at that time was very likely to be a flash of inspiration, which was a struggle before death.

Too lazy to pay attention to his big brother with a pig head, Ge Er continued to walk forward.

"Uncle, I just lost five hundred taels." The girl also changed her previous indifference, with enthusiasm on her face, and rubbed her body against the businessman's back.

"Haha, you little bastard, you should be blinded by money. I, Guo Jianye, have a lot of money. As long as you satisfy the uncle, the benefits will inevitably come to you."

This person is also an old acquaintance of Wang Bushi, Guo Jianye, the male protagonist of "One Dragon and Five Phoenixes". Because of the pills, the five phoenixes were miserable in the end. Guo Jianye also became a real man for once, but the pills were only three parts poisonous. Medicine also has side effects. He was overworked that time. Guo Jianye couldn't walk for several days, so that Guo Jianye thought he was sick and couldn't stand up from then on. Originally, Guo Jianye planned to test it on his wife, but he just saw her appearance. , Guo Jianye has no appetite, let alone interest, so he has to go to the Shuangwai Wai Bathhouse. Fortunately, the girls here can still do it. Of course, the main thing is that the medicine is good. Guo Jianye can do it, but the doctor said It needs to be moderate and not too intense, which is why the girl doesn't have any stimulation or reaction. Guo Jianye is not a toothpick, normal people will still react.

"Uncle Bao is satisfied, I have many new tricks." The girl smiled sweetly, slid down, and knelt in front of Guo Jianye.

Guo Jianye hurriedly covered his face and said, "No, uncle, I just like pushing carts."