As mentioned above, Jinyiwei is a secret service agency. To put it nicely, it is an intelligence department. Since the establishment of Jinyiwei, it has basically done nothing good. It preys on the common people, harms loyal and good people, makes no distinction between loyal and evil, creates unjust, false and wrong cases, and does bad things. It's basically a job that can't be done. It's a professional job that has no chance of giving birth to a son. People who want to save face are not willing to be a royal guard.
Of course, Jinyiwei's prestigious reputation is not only in the court, but also a great intimidation among the people. It can basically stop children from crying at night.
This person is not only a Jinyi guard, but also a high-ranking official in Jinyi. Everyone’s old acquaintance Wu Shanchang of Qianhusuo in Songjiang, who is the one who rescued Wang Busheng from the Tiancishan town government, because of his wife’s strength , Wu Shanchang has always been a model husband. He and his wife are harmonious, and they work together as one brother. Even if he has no children, he has not married a younger wife. But as a man, he always has a desire for women other than his wife. Of course, it is mainly about the body. You can also say This is the most primitive desire of human beings. These days are Wu Shanchang's happiest days. His wife returns to her parents' home and he becomes single. He can do whatever he wants in a short period of time.
Today, Wu Shanchang was very heartbroken and took out the private money that he had secretly saved over the past decades. As for the money, Wu Shanchang struggled for a long time. After all, it took him decades to save such a small amount of money, and every time it was three cents. , in order not to be discovered by Mrs. Wu, she had to change the hiding place frequently. Only she knew how tired she was, but when she thought about it, a man should be generous to himself. Treat yourself better. If the money is gone, you can make money again, but if the opportunity is gone, it is gone. There is only one chance in decades, so Wu Shanchang was cruel. In order to improve the quality and increase the value of money, Wu Shanchang even bought medicine. No doubt, It must be produced by a miracle doctor. Anyway, it is charged one by one, not by time. Wu Shanchang feels that the longer he persists, the more valuable the money he spends will be. His hard work of hiding so much money can be regarded as rewarded.
In order to save energy, Wu Shanchang also put aside his dignity and adopted a humiliating posture. But he never expected that all the hard work would be in vain when he met Er Que who was doing rounds of the ward. Wu Shanchang was very angry and aggrieved.
"Jin, Jin Yiwei". This is such a scary profession. Ge Da and Ge Er couldn't help but feel weak in their legs. They were still making the final struggle. Fortunately, the second brother's head was flexible and turned faster. He said sternly, "Nonsense, Jin Yiwei is my Ming Empire." It is a star unit, and it is directly under the current Holy Emperor. The people in it have been selected at all levels. In the three generations of ancestors, no one has violated the law. They are all people who have read poetry and books, and are rich in knowledge. The captains in the Jinyiwei are all gentlemen, with great ambitions. Jin Handuyu, a person who is upright, self-sacrificing, strong and unyielding, and loyal, who cannot be slutty with wealth, cannot be moved by poverty, and cannot be subjugated by force, how could he go to the bathhouse to take a bath, something that is despised and not allowed by the saints who are immoral and obscene? You must be it. "Fake", of course these words were said by Ge Er, basically using all the idioms he learned during this period.
Ge Da looked at his brother in disbelief, feeling like a stranger. Could it be that while he was away, my mother secretly gave him supplements, which only made him stronger in IQ but not in height.
When did the reputation of Jinyiwei become so good? Didn't we hear the same version? Wu Shanchang blushed a little. After all, as a senior leader of Jinyiwei, it is still inappropriate to appear in a consumption place like taking a bath. Public officials Visiting a brothel is not like drinking, writing poems and talking about love affairs like scholars, who only talk about art without having sex. Warriors are all very direct and unobtrusive.
Wu Shanchang was very embarrassed, "What, the commander Hao Liande and father-in-law Hao Lian are eunuchs, but the Jin Yiwei are also normal men and they also have needs."
"How is it possible? We don't believe it. Our Songjiang Prefecture Prison Director Li Suzuo Li has always taught us that Jinyiwei has always been a unit where gentlemen gather. As a profession that serves the people, we must learn from Jinyiwei. Jinyiwei is our benchmark and our role model. Our role model, you said you are a royal guard, do you have any evidence?" Ge Er continued. Plausibly, he quickly reversed the situation, and by the way, he also bought Li Fangzuo once.
Ge Da opened his mouth wide and looked at his second son in disbelief. Could it be that the two of them were not born from the same mother's womb. He was always the one with the low IQ. He couldn't say these words no matter what.
"This is my waist card." The waist card is equivalent to a work permit. Of course, people have issued fake IDs since ancient times, and the Ming Empire was no exception. However, there are really no people who have issued fake Jinyiwei waist cards. After all, people hate dogs. Not everyone wants to have a career.
Due to financial problems again, Jin Yiwei's waistband looks very cheap. It is made of the most ordinary wooden material, all black, with the words "Jin Yiwei" written on it. It doesn't look real at all.
Ge Er carefully took the waist badge and checked it carefully. Of course, it was the first time for Ge Er to see the Jinyiwei waist badge. He looked at it symbolically and then nodded, "The waist badge is correct. It turns out that You are really the brother of Jinyiweida. The flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple. I will apologize to you here." Cup your hands into fists and bend your body slightly.
Everything was a misunderstanding, and her attitude was so upright and sincere, and she didn't hesitate to admit her mistake. Even if Wu Shanchang was unhappy, he could only take it back. He had already beaten him, but he didn't care about it. Moreover, a public official came to take a bath, how much It didn't sound good, and it reached the ears of his wife. Wu Shanchang believed that he would die miserably, and that he would be tortured to death. Keeping things quiet is the best way.
"Hahaha, it's all a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding," Wu Shanchang could only say stupidly.
"Haha" Ge Er also smiled heartily, and then hugged his fists again, "Brother, I still have official duties, so I won't bother you. I'll be the host another day. I'll treat you to a good drink, and then I'll apologize to you."
"Haha, you're welcome, you're welcome." As for asking for a meal, it's just a polite word. For example, asking you if you've eaten. It doesn't mean you want to treat me. If you believe that you will be left behind, he hugged the girl next to him. Wu Shanchanghao He pinched the girl's body without hesitation and said, "How about we all come together, this girl will live a good life." As expected, people in the military are all temperamental people, and they are so enthusiastic even when taking a bath. Mind if we all share a bath master.
After decades of sharing the same bed, Ge Er had long understood his eldest brother's nature. He hurriedly covered his mouth and refused, "I still have official duties to attend to. Brother, please take it easy. If you have a chance, take a bath with me again." . Ge Er also wanted to agree, but considering the financial problem, Ge Er still reluctantly refused. Moreover, one girl and three men were not enough. Should the eldest brother be allowed to guard the outside? Brothers would share the blessings. If there was any difficulty, we would discuss it again. , this is unethical.
"Brother, please continue, and younger brother, continue to the next room." After Ge Er finished speaking, he closed the door amidst Wu Shanchang's warm invitation.
Looking at his brother who had lost his fighting power, Wu Shanchang had a look of regret on his face, pitying his own medicine.
Looking at the girl, Wu Shanchang asked pitifully, "Girl, is there any way to save this?"
The girl is very contemptuous. She is so timid and suddenly becomes timid. She is very unpopular with the girl. Although the girl is in the service industry, it is also a mutually beneficial and win-win thing. You are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy together, and the customer is satisfied. Yes, the bath master also needs to be satisfied.
The girl really wanted to end this business and continue to place another order, but when she thought of Wu Shanchang's profession, it was a Jinyiwei, a job that made the entire Ming Empire fearful. I heard that they had 180 ways to torture women, and the girl was also very fond of it. It's fear.
As an old person in this industry, the girl still has a lot of work experience, and she often encounters such customers. She does it half way, and then there is no more.
The girl said, "There are still ways,"
"There is a way, hurry up, I can't wait." Wu Shanchang was very happy to hear that there was a way. He met an old friend in a foreign land, and a long drought brought rain. Tonight was a rare opportunity. Wu Shanchang planned to be a real man, and he could stand upright. It's a bit difficult, but it's possible to hold up the girl.
"However, we need to pay more." The girl put forward her own conditions. Taking a bath is a one-time charge, which is naturally the price of one time. The longer you hold on, the more money you will earn. On the contrary, if you only hold on for three seconds, you will only be paid. If you consider yourself unlucky, you can't blame others for your lack of physical strength.
You have finished once, and Wu Shanchang is the second consumer. Naturally, you will have to pay for the second bath.
"How many"?
The girl held out her thumb and forefinger.
"Two taels, haha, it's not much." I thought it was a lot, and Wu Shan's little baby was put back into his stomach.
The girl looked stunned. There was something wrong with Jin Yiwei's head. The thumb and index finger represented two taels. The girl felt that the guest officer was teasing her.
"Sir, you misunderstood. This is eight, not two."
"Eight, haha, eight taels is eight taels, no need for money, no bargaining." After saving for decades, he still has eight taels. Wu Shanchang is not short of money.
The girl's face was a little dark. She thought she was one of those mobile bathers on the streets. "Sir, you misunderstood, it's not eight taels, but eighty-eight taels."
"Um" Wu Shanchang's face was full of astonishment. His face was a bit long. The price of eighty-eight taels was a bit expensive. Wu Shanchang was a little embarrassed because he didn't have enough money. "Well, girl, you see we are so familiar, why don't you give me a discount?" , member prices are also available.”
The girl's face is not pretty, and she has already taken off her pants, but you are still bargaining, "Uncle, we earn our hard-earned money, so we don't bargain."
"It's cheaper, twice a night. I can be considered a regular customer."
Huh, what's wrong with Jin Yiwei? Could it be that Jin Yiwei doesn't give money to find girls?
The girl's attitude is not very good, and she is no longer afraid of Jin Yiwei. In this world, it's time to look at money, and of course it's also about looks. The girl is also willing to give discounts. It's obvious that Wu Shanchang doesn't have that talent. "It can't be cheaper. This girl has always paid this price. It's fair and just. If I give you a cheaper price, what about the other customers? Is it still cheaper for them?"
The most important thing in business is fairness and justice. Everyone pays the same price. If you sell it to him for 2 taels, and if you sell it to you for 80 taels and buy one get one free, you can be sure that the person who spent 2 taels will not patronize you again. The same goes for bathing. It's all business.
"Give me some face, I only have thirty-eight taels on me." Wu Shanchang was very anxious.
"No bargaining". The girl said firmly, her tone not allowing for negotiation.
"How about I give you these thirty-eight taels first, and I'll give you the remaining fifty taels another day." Wu Shanchang had no choice but to settle for the next best thing. After all, the girl's life was very good. This was an experience he had not had with his wife in decades.
"Sir, you mean you want to pay on credit? Have you ever heard of asking a girl to pay back on credit?" The girl sneered. There are patients every day. Today's is the most serious one. He puts on his pants and refuses to admit his fault. He goes to ask for money from someone.
"No, I am a Jinyiwei, a public official of the imperial court. I am professional and will not default on my debts. I will definitely pay back my debts if I say so." Wu Shanchang felt that his character was pretty good. "If the girl is worried, I will put my belt with you, and I will redeem it with money tomorrow."
"Haha" the girl sneered, "a broken brand is worthless".
