As the saying goes, you get what you pay for. When eating steamed buns, some people just like a steamed bun, while some people like to eat steamed buns in various shapes, thinking that the ones that look good will taste better. The more expensive ones are the better ones.
It doesn't matter if the king is alive or not, he's just taking a bath, why should he be so ceremonial as a concubine taking a bath?
"Thank you, it's okay. I can accept the big pool."
"Big, big pool, what do you mean, guest officer?" Little Turtle was confused.
"The high-end consumption area is a single room, but the low-end consumption area is just a big pool, where a group of people take a bath and rub their backs together." Wang Busheng explained that men in the first area were taking a bath in the large pool, picking their feet and rubbing the dirt. It was like a bowl of soup with mixed flavors.
"Well, sir, you may have misunderstood. We all have single rooms here, and the big pool you mentioned does not exist."
"It's not a big pool, it's a private room." Wang Busui was relieved. Such a handsome young man was taking a bath with a group of big men. Wang Bushu was still a little shy. After all, he had such a good figure and was so good-looking, so they would feel inferior. The main reason is that I am worried that I am not safe.
"Yes, they are all single rooms. Ours is a serious bathhouse. Group sex does not exist." Turtle explained.
"What is a group thing?" This was the second time Wang BuShui heard this. Wang BuShui was very curious about what this word meant.
"Ah, haha, guest, don't make trouble, we are all pure people, don't say dirty words",
"I really don't understand"
Apparently Xiao Gui was also a talker, so he cleared his throat and explained, "Of course it's just a group of men and women having a meeting together, clapping and clapping, please understand."
Wang Bushu nodded, "We call it a group fight."
"It all means the same thing," Xiao Gui said as he walked, "Everyone has everyone's privacy. Our Shuangwaiwai Bathhouse has always adhered to the concept of customer first and will never expose any privacy of the guests. Although you, guest officer, belong to It is a low-class consumption area, but we will still consider privacy."
Wang Bushi felt that being inferior was a slap in the face to him, "Aren't all high and low people the same?"
"Yes, they are all the same." Little Turtle nodded, "Women, in fact, are all the same, and they will follow your wishes, sir.
"Well" Wang Bushit finally heard something strange in Xiao Gui's words, "I want to ask, is your bathhouse just a simple bath?"
"Uh. Rub, rub a bath." Xiao Gui looked at Wang Budie as if he were an idiot. "Guest, have you misunderstood? Who would spend hundreds of taels to take a bath, not for such trivial things as men and women?"
"Oh, this is a brothel."
"No, no, no," Xiao Gui shook his head, "We are a bathhouse. The brothels are official enterprises, and the private ones are called bathhouses."
"Is there a difference"?
"Yes" Little Turtle nodded affirmatively.
"What's the difference"?
"The name is different."
Wang Bushi wanted to cry. He really just wanted to take a bath. Well, it was a bathhouse. Who would have thought that a sheep's head was hung to buy meat. He has a wife; Leng Bingbing wants to have a good figure and good looks, why should he spend money to come to a brothel, no, to go to a bathhouse for excitement, the safety factor is not high, and it costs money.
"Brother, I'm really here to take a bath."
"My guest is really good at joking, who would come here to take a bath?"
"Brother, it's true, I can swear it."
"No sir, no, no, okay, whatever you say is fine. Just take a shower if you want. You can take a shower however you want. It's up to you." There are not a few people who come here to spend money, not just to express feelings for the people, but also to feel the hardships of the people. After all, you spend money and you are the boss. Even if the earth is flat, our service providers will still nod in approval.
"Brother, I won't do it anymore. Can I get my money back?"
"Haha, sir, don't make trouble. I haven't seen the mythical beast downstairs."
"What"
"Pixiu, the kind that can only go in but not come out."
Pixiu, also known as Tianlu, is a mythical beast in Chinese mythology. It has a dragon head, a horse body, and a unicorn foot. It looks like a lion, has gray fur, and can fly. It has a mouth but no anus, so it only eats but does not defecate. It can attract people. Wealth comes in, only goes out but not in. The child prodigy is special and much easier to use than the Lucky Cat.
There is no refund. It is also impossible. Seven days of no-reason guarantee can only be a fairy tale.
"Sir, your room is here." He opened the door and the little turtle sprinted away.
"Uh. I really just want to take a shower."
The same applies to the water thrown out by a married daughter and the money spent.
If the money is not returned, the King of Nature will not be able to leave until he dies. At worst, he will just take a bath and not do other things. A man must know how to choose, but also how to control himself.
He walked into the house and closed the door. As the saying goes, you get what you pay for. The decoration of the high-end consumer area below is unknown, but the decoration style of this low-end consumer area is not good. It looks very similar. It is a failed product in the exchange space. The whole wall is white, which is obviously a flaw, such as this impure bathhouse, red or pink, these more festive colors are more suitable. An expert once said that some warm colors such as red and pink are more suitable. Color tone can stimulate potential, which is tantamount to the holy medicine that saves thousands of middle-aged and elderly men.
There is a large bathtub in the middle of the room. It is obviously big enough. This is for some people who bring their friends to take a bath. Well, it is probably the money the two of them scraped together.
Although it is a low-end consumption area, Shuangwaiwai Bathhouse is still very thoughtful and has prepared everything that may be used.
Probably in order to create an atmosphere so that every customer can enjoy a fairy-like experience, the walls are covered with posters, all of which make people happy.
Filling the water, Wang Bushi carefully washed the bathtub. Legend has it that some people got sick after taking a bath in a public bathhouse. Therefore, readers who bathe in public bathrooms must pay attention to using showers and unkempt hair as much as possible.
After washing the bathtub four or five times, Wang Bushi finally filled the water with confidence, then took off his clothes and lay down in it. The temperature was suitable, and Wang Bushi closed his eyes comfortably.
"boom"
The door was knocked open from the outside, and a burly man walked in holding a little girl in his hands.
Wang Busui hurriedly covered his hands, "Nima, you don't know how to knock when you enter the door, you are really unqualified."
"My guest, I brought this for you, you can enjoy it slowly." Leaving the girl behind, the big man put an ambiguous smile on his lips, then closed the door. It sounded like it was locked outside.
"Um, why are you leaving here? I just want to take a shower."
The girl who was thrown on the ground got up and wanted to run, but her speed was a little slower. The door was already closed. She tried to pull it hard a few times, but the door didn't move at all. "Hey, don't leave. Let me out quickly." Let me tell you, I’m not someone to be trifled with. When I get out, I’ll definitely wipe out this bathhouse of yours.”
"Well, this girl is very arrogant. Everyone has been arrested. It's useless to threaten her with harsh words. Of course, begging for mercy is even more useless."
Wang BuSi soaked his whole body in the bathtub. He was still a little shy to show off his figure in front of an underage girl, especially since his figure was so good, it would cause screams.
"Well, this girl was arrested, right?"
"You are not talking nonsense. No serious person would come to this place to either enjoy or be enjoyed."
"Uh," Wang Bushit said with a grievance in his heart, "Girl, I really just want to take a bath."
"It's wrong to lie to people. It's even more of a crime for you to deceive a beautiful underage girl who is as beautiful as a flower, innocent, cute, smart, and loved by everyone." The little girl was arrogant, without any sense of nervousness about being in danger. .
"Um, this is stipulated in the Ming Empire Minors Protection Law, or the Women and Children Protection Law."
I looked carefully and saw that the little girl looked pretty. According to the rules of human body appearance, she should be about the same when she grows up. Although she is not as good as Zhang Jingjun and Zhang Jinghui, a once-in-a-millennium beauty, she is colder and colder than my own wife. Give more.
Too young, Wang Busheng was not very interested, and then looked away.
"Hey, hey, hey, what do you mean by that look in your eyes?" Seeing the look in Wang Bu's eyes, the little girl felt like she was being despised and her beauty was not recognized.
"Uh, ah, what's wrong with my eyes? It's nothing."
"This girl is not good-looking"?
"Good-looking." Wang Busheng lowered his head. This is an affirmative answer. It must be an affirmative answer. Don't expose your short hair when you pick up someone. It will save some face for others so that they won't be embarrassed when they meet in the future. Of course, it would be better if the hairstyle is not braided. , the comfortable version of Tianshan Tongmao hairstyle is not something everyone can control.
"I feel like that's not what you have in mind."
"Well, the little girl also studied psychology."
"No, that's what I really think. I've lived for so long. This is the first time I've seen a girl with such a beautiful and miserable appearance. She can be said to be the killer of middle-aged and elderly bachelors. She can be as young as just walking, as old as ninety-nine. Everyone regards the girl as the lover of their dreams, you are the national daughter-in-law of the Ming Empire." Wang Busei felt nauseous. Sure enough, such an upright person like himself would have physical reactions when he told lies.
"Hey, how can you praise people so straightforwardly? People are shy because of their thin skin. I still don't like little kids and old people. I like people like Liang Chaoxian, he's so handsome."
"A handsome person can be used as food, okay, a handsome person can be used as food." Wang Budie was speechless. His appearance was just skin and would eventually pass away. Is it necessary to popularize the theory of evolution to the little girl and correct her values? Heroes are the monuments of a country and the people's livelihood. Celebrities are just objects of entertainment. Heroes are the profession that most needs a bunch of idiot fans. After all, there are too many heroes who are single.
"You know Liang Chaoxian, he is so handsome. He is the most famous star in Asia with tens of millions of fans."
"I know that Li Chaoxian, a Taoist priest who prayed for rain and told fortunes, was awarded the title of "Propaganda Master".
"Hey, hey, hey." Wang Bushit had to interrupt the little girl's rambling, "Well, can we say something useful?"
"Uh, okay, I'm still in danger, so it's not appropriate to exchange information about the entertainment industry," the little girl closed her mouth.
"What, you haven't answered my question yet."
"what is the problem"
"Were you arrested?"
"Nonsense, who would come to this place with any seriousness?"
