Wang Bushi felt like he had received a critical hit of 10,000 points. This was a real slap in the face. Is this his attitude towards his savior? He brushed his teeth regularly and had no bad breath, cavities or ulcers. He had always done good oral hygiene. Very good, but Leng Bingbing thought he was dirty. Wang Bushi was angry, so he ignored Leng Bingbing and stubbornly put the leaf on Leng Bingbing's wound. And, as if on purpose, he spat a few more times, so that his saliva was drooling. When I got down, I felt a little sick, so I gave up.
The earliest "Fifty-two Prescriptions for Diseases" in the Qin and Han Dynasties contains records about the use of children's urine to treat sword wounds. Zhang Zhongjing of the Han Dynasty also used human urine preparations to treat diseases many times in "Treatise on Febrile Diseases". The "Supplement to the Expansion of Materia Medica" said Deficiency of excessive fire cannot be cured by medication, so children's urine should be taken orally. "Tang Materia Medica" also records that children's urine can be used to treat bruises and blood stasis attacking the heart.
It is also recorded in "Compendium of Materia Medica": "Urine comes from corpses and water, and it is understood. The Fang family calls it reincarnation wine and reduction soup, which is also a metaphor." It means that children are pure yang bodies, representing the yang energy of infinite vitality. , vitality fills the whole body, and urine is produced by the warm yang temperature in the kidneys. Although it is a metabolite, it still retains the vitality. Human urine (child urine) smells salty, cold, and non-toxic. It mainly treats cold, heat, headache, and warm air. Boys are especially good. Indeed, many ancient doctors used children's urine as medicine or directly as medicine to treat diseases.
There is such a record in the medical records of Zhu Zhenheng, a famous doctor in the Yuan Dynasty: "Urine (boy's urine) can reduce fire very quickly. I saw an old woman over eighty years old and seemed to be forty. When I asked her why... I was taught to take the urine." More than forty years old, and he is healthy and has no other diseases... Anyone with yin deficiency, fire, steaming heat, and no benefit from taking medicine cannot be eliminated unless he urinates." There are many similar records in ancient medical records, such as using children's urine for treatment Headache, sore throat, abdominal pain, fever, lung disease, cough, hemorrhoids and other symptoms. Usage methods include drinking it directly, drinking it after decoction, decoction it with medicine, taking it as wine, giving medicine to drink, etc. There is also the ancient practice of letting children sit on their stomachs and drown them in their navel when they suffer from acute abdomen or heat stroke and fainting.
Of course, there is no documented record of the so-called boy's saliva curing diseases, so the credibility of the theory that the king will not die is very low.
A man who works hard is the most handsome. He can be very ordinary, but he must have an attitude of doing things. Wang Bushu gently put the leaf on his cold arm.
Suddenly, Leng Bingbing felt a wave of nausea welling up from within, as if a chicken leg that had gone bad for three months was stuffed into his stomach. Leng Bingbing stretched out his hand to uncover the leaves.
Wang Bushi hurriedly stopped him, "Don't move, it will leave scars."
Wang Busidian's words made Leng Bingbing stop immediately. Beauty is the weakness of all women in the world. Regardless of beauty or ugliness, good or evil, you can call her a snake-hearted person, but if you call her ugly, this will be a life-and-death enmity.
"This way there won't be any scars." Leng Bingbing was very doubtful. The teacher at school had never taught him how to treat injuries with saliva.
"Definitely not. Wang Bushi guarantees it with my character," Wang Bushi said, stroking his heart.
Seeing Wang Busui's funny look, his face was stained with dust, his undressed upper body was covered with grass clippings, and half of his trouser legs were missing. He raised his hand on his chest, which reminded him of a man named Robinson that his husband had seen. Man, smiled coldly.
The white teeth bloom from the mouth, like snow lotuses in full bloom or winter plums.
The first time he saw Leng Bingbing's smile, Wang Busui discovered that people who had always disliked smiling had beautiful smiles, especially those with Leng Bingbing's teeth. There was absolutely no need for special effects in a toothpaste advertisement.
"You can actually laugh?" Wang Busui asked in surprise, as if he had discovered a new continent.
Realizing the change in himself, Leng Bingbing hurriedly said with a straight face, "Nonsense, I am a human being, why can't I laugh?"
"Okay, okay, with your mouth on your face, you can smile any way you want." Wang Bushu also chuckled, and once again returned to his loyal, honest, and harmless young man, "Sister Killer, you have such a beautiful smile."
Leng Bingbing blushed with embarrassment, pondered for a moment, raised her head, and stared into Wang Busidian's eyes. It turned out that Wang Bushit still had merits. His eyes were clean, clear, bright, and without any impurities. How could such a person become a star? There must be some misunderstanding in the dirty place of film and television, but it is no longer important. It is like making up a determination, and like a war that can only advance but not retreat, he said coldly, "You have to be responsible for me."
Leng Bingbing's pronunciation was very clear, and his Mandarin was also very standard. Wang Busheng heard it very clearly, but Wang Busheng misunderstood the meaning of Leng Bingbing's words: "Okay, no problem, I guarantee that your arms will be skin-protected as before, flawless, no No scars will be left.”
A woman always wants to get married, and she also longs for a handsome prince riding a white horse. She hopes to have the first perfect encounter with her future partner, with warmth, romance, surprises, and laughter. But there are too few princes, and there are still some left for Lao Wang.
Let me tell you something that Wang Busheng cannot hear. No matter which woman sees Wang Busheng for the first time, she will not consider him as her ideal spouse. Men with four no-things always have no sense of security. Such people are the most basic in future generations. The blind date threshold has not been reached, and you are destined to be the one who plays with you for the rest of your life. However, if you get along for a while and ignore the decisive factor of financial resources and family, you will still find that Wang Busheng has many advantages.
Jealous of evil and not afraid of violence. For example, when Li Baoguo killed his dog, Wang Bushu just gave him a haircut. Although Wang Bushu wanted to kill them easily, Wang Bushu still did not do that. There is no one who deserves to die in the world, only The person who deserves to be saved. With kind thoughts in his heart, there is sunshine everywhere in his life. Life slaps him ruthlessly in the face again and again, but Wang Busheng rises to the challenge time and time again. For the sake of those donkeys in Tianci Mountain, Wang Busheng also takes risks again and again. , received unequal treatment in Tiancishan Town Government, Wang Bu did not kill them all and punished the wife of the black shop owner. Wang Busheng is a normal person. He is in darkness but has a sunny heart. He has shortcomings but more advantages.
It is still very embarrassing for a woman to say this, especially for a killer like Leng Bingbing who usually needs to pretend to be cool and mysterious. But now that the words have been spoken, Leng Bingbing’s nervous heart is relieved a lot. There is no shortage in the world. Beauty, but the lack of eyes for discovery, this makes sense. Counting the fight for most of the day, Leng Bingbing discovered some advantages of Wang Busheng. He was fearless in the face of danger, made accurate judgments, and did not get angry at every provocation he faced. Moreover, he always leaves room for action and is a kind-hearted person. In other words, such a man should be able to love others.
If you marry a chicken, you can follow a dog. If you marry a hozen, you have to run all over the place. If the man you marry likes to climb walls, then you have to stay outside and watch while he steals inside. It's so difficult for a woman. But everyone has their shining points. Even the cow dung on the ground is a good fertilizer for growing flowers. For example, if the king does not die, he can eat it.
Especially in a high-risk industry like Leng Bingbing, we still believe in metaphysical things. For example, today is the sixth day of June, weddings and funerals, everything is suitable. Of course, we can't care about the reliability of metaphysics, and our parents who have been dead for many years specially I asked for leave and held a worship ceremony for myself in my dream. This should also be a good match chosen by my parents for myself. My parents also went through some inspections and would not push me into the pit of fire. It is a marriage given by God, the fate of my parents, and the words of a matchmaker. , parents’ wishes still have to be abided by.
It's just that I don't understand what this guy is talking about. Why is it that the men I meet are not as good-looking as the male protagonists on TV? Their understanding is so poor. He can't be mentally retarded and has no mouth. Crooked eyes and drooling probably shouldn't be the case. Forget it, it will be classified as a defective product for the time being.
"I mean you have to be responsible for me and marry me." He explained again. Leng Bingbing was a little angry. It was already very clear. If he couldn't understand it anymore, Leng Bingbing was going to give up. How could he live a lifetime with a person with an IQ problem? .
"Ah, what, you want me to marry you?" Wang Bushit was stunned. It shouldn't be like this. It was just a kiss on the mouth, and he had to eat his own rice for the rest of his life. He was somewhat at a loss in this business.
"Why, you're not willing yet?" Leng Bingbing's tone was very bad. I am also a beautiful girl with a natural beauty. She is also a school belle in the headhunting school. Eighty percent of the male classmates who want to pursue me account for the whole school, and the other two Cheng is a teacher and a girl.
"Yes, a little bit." Wang Bushu answered the emotional question frankly.
"You still don't want to, I don't look good"
"no"
"What's the reason? Don't all men like good-looking ones?" Thinking of his male classmates, the expression on his face when he saw him was still the same as that of Wang Busheng. The food was tempting, and the beauties were even more tempting.
"No, you're very good-looking." Wang Bushit didn't want to offend his conscience and hurriedly affirmed. A woman's appearance cannot be evaluated casually. Those who are good-looking will pursue perfection, and those who are less good-looking will also want to become more beautiful. There is no distinction between people on the road to love beauty. Leng Bingbing is quite good-looking. So far, no traces of surgery have been found. The collagen on her face is on the same level as Zhang Jingjun and Zhang Jinghui. Of course, such a woman does His wife is indeed worthy of him, but she is a killer. People who have seen blood will use knives and guns if they live together in the future and there is any conflict. They will put on a martial arts drama. Do you want to have sex? Come and fight first. Hello , who will do the housework today? We have been told by practice that you live on tenterhooks every day, and you can't take the initiative in bed. Men are still men, and Wang Busheng is still a bit chauvinistic.
"why"
It is still very difficult to find a reason. Just say that you don’t like it. Firstly, you are afraid of being beaten. Secondly, your conscience will be uneasy. After thinking about it, Wang Busui finally came up with a relatively reasonable reason. "Sister Killer, I have already The engagement has been arranged."
You already have a wife, you wouldn’t want to be a child, right? Wang Busheng sighed with regret on his face, but it’s unclear whether he felt distressed or regretful, “Sister is so good-looking, any man will like her, but It's my fault that we didn't have that fate. You were born before I was born, and I was born before you were old. You hated me for being born late, and I hated you for being born early. In the next life, no matter what happens in the next life, I will wait for you, waiting for you to marry me, Happy making babies."
"Why wait for the next life?" Leng Bingbing looked confused.
"I've already made an engagement," Wang Bushit repeated. This reason was absolutely great. It should be unacceptable to any woman for two women to serve one husband together. Of course, money can make up for everything, but now he is very short of money.
"This is very important. Isn't it normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines?" Leng Bingbing was even more confused. His father was a scholar and had a good diet and sex. From the king to the common people, in China, we have had three wives and four concubines for five thousand years. Isn’t it normal to have concubines? Only promising and accomplished people would have three wives and four concubines.
"Um, that's all fine." Wang Bushit's dead father-in-law taught him well. Wang Bushit's thoughts are still stuck in the era of his previous life. Don't even think about marrying two wives. Except for the unrest at home, it will only take a few years. A prison cell is not something that most people can afford. Of course, one openly or secretly is okay, but first you have to have enough financial support, but no matter what, every woman will not accept someone outside her husband.
"What if I said I settled on two at once?" Wang Bushu stretched out two fingers.
"Two" Leng Bingbing was still a little embarrassed, "You can afford it."
"Well, I'm despised," Wang Bushit said very embarrassed, "It's barely okay."
"That's fine, my uncle also married three wives," Leng Bingbing continued. It’s not strange to have seen three wives and four concubines. Teachers in headhunting schools also have many three wives and four concubines.
"Nima, that's okay. Women in the Ming Dynasty were so reasonable. It's definitely a sad thing for time travelers to not be able to find four or five wives in this era." Wang Busheng gave birth to five more fingers, and then thought Thinking not to go beyond the cold acceptance range, there could be no more than three wives and four concubines, so he withdrew another one and said with a smile: "There are still four maids to dowry."
"There are four more maids, which is a bit too much. The current emperor only has three wives. You are exceeding the limit." He looked at Wang Busheng coldly and cautiously. He had a good appetite, but the stingy emperor would not let him eat.
"Ah, haha, I don't want those four maids." Beauty is important, but life is even more important. Wang Busheng doesn't know Zhu Xiluo's character very well.
