The battlefield is serious, with swords and swords flashing, bloody winds, life and death, and intrigues. Faced with life and death, no one will not care, but some people have the ability to make nervous anger become active and talk to death. For example, a few friends get together to discuss the delicious food they have eaten. Some people have been to Europe, some have been to Canada, and some have even been to Iceland. In short, this is just a way to show off their wealth. As for It doesn’t matter what you eat, the main thing is where you go, and you use it to share what you eat and have fun with in the circle of friends. Do you think this is their real purpose? This is also another form of showing off their wealth, and this group of people Suddenly there was a person among the people who said, "No matter how delicious the food is, it will turn into smelly feces after being absorbed by the human body. Therefore, the human body is a feces-making machine. What's the use of eating well?" What this person said was true. As a result, the topic was endless, and Wang Busheng had such ability. The sentence "You touched my butt" made the originally shy killer sister become irritable again, and the redness on her face also subsided.
Leng Bingbing didn't expect that she actually hit Wang Busheng's butt. Leng Bingbing misestimated her height. Generally, the killers who appear in movies and TV series are tall and strong, and their height will never be less than 1.8 meters. The female killer must be dazzling and beautiful, with big breasts and long legs, heavy makeup, and her height will never be less than 1.7 meters. In fact, Leng Bingbing is only about 1.6 meters, but the people in the Ming Empire are generally malnourished, Leng Bingbing Her height is also considered high in the female circle. Of course, she cannot be compared with wealthy daughters like Zhang Jinghui. To put it bluntly, the dogs in her family eat more sumptuous meals than ordinary people's New Year's Eve dinner. Leng Bingbing is still shorter than Wang Busheng. Some. The result of his short height was that Leng Bingbing's left fist was expected to hit Wang Busheng's lower back but hit him on the butt instead. What a coincidence.
Leng Bingbing was still a little shy just now. She really shouldn't have accepted this business. The quotation was already a bit low, and she actually got angry. It's not good for women to be angry. They tend to get wrinkles. "You are shameless." This is the sentence again. The headhunting school should really review it. I wonder why the school doesn't offer a subject of swearing, so that Leng Bingbing won't be at a loss for words again and again. Each time, they are shameless and stinky, these two completely harmless words.
"Sister Killer, you are not the one who scolded people like this." Wang Busheng said in a preaching tone: "It is better to travel thousands of miles to read thousands of books. There is knowledge everywhere among the people. Sister, you can't live in a world of one person. If you have the opportunity to travel more Go around and look around, especially at the food market and the market. There are many people there, and you will hear all kinds of dirty words. Sister, if you want to be more polite when you curse, you can choose to join the circle of scholars. They are basically It’s full of curse words and never a curse word, so the effect is very good.”
What’s wrong with the female friends of the Ming Empire this time? Women are still talented at swearing. It’s not that I look at people with colored glasses. This is also a fact. Men will attack if they disagree with each other, but women generally use swearing as a way to Lord, Leng Bingbing can't even curse. It's ridiculous to think about Wang Bu's death.
In fact, Leng Bingbing had very little contact with the outside world. He lived a wandering life for several years as a child, and even a child could not curse. Later, he entered a headhunting school. Although the profession of a killer is not aboveboard, the quality of the people in it is quite high. , basically all conflicts are resolved by force, and after graduating from school, because the killer profession is relatively sensitive, Leng Bingbing also deliberately avoids contact with the outside world.
Therefore, the cold heart is clean, and there is no contact or greeting with the women in your family, or comments about your life that are despicable, shameless, ungrateful, ruthless, and unjust.
"No need, usually when I need to curse someone, I use force to solve it. Just give them a beating. If it doesn't work, I'll kill them. Out of sight, out of mind." He answered coldly, straightforwardly, and always tried his best.
"Well, sister is really a sweetheart. I still prefer a more artistic approach, such as having a super friendly relationship with your child's mother." Wang Busha smiled evilly. His eyes couldn't help but glance at his cold belly.
Obviously this is a brain teaser, a kind of intellectual sublimation of dirty words, and it can also be regarded as an improvement.
This Wang Bu Die is taking advantage of Leng Bingbing. This is a quick talk. In fact, Wang Bu Die is still very timid.
Leng Bingbing didn't think much about Wang Busidian's words. Swearing was not a good thing in the first place, and Leng Bingbing didn't intend to learn from it. "Humph, use strong words to make sense. Stop talking nonsense and watch your moves."
Leng Bingbing kicked forward and hit Wang Bushit in the face.
"Hey, hey, weren't we having a nice chat? Why are you doing something again?" Leng Bingbing kept moving, and Wang Bushu took action to resist.
Someone once said that after practicing to a certain level, a person can kick at a speed that is invisible to the naked eye. But fortunately, Leng Bingbing is still a little bit worse, and Leng Bingbing's leg speed is not very fast. The king can resist even if he is not dead.
Although I can't take action against the female king, if I continue to struggle like this, I won't be able to eat dinner, so I still want to resolve the battle as soon as possible and make up for lunch.
Leng Bingbing kicked out, and naturally he could only stand on one foot. It was difficult for one foot to be as stable as a mountain. Seizing this opportunity, after Wang Bingbing resisted Leng Bingbing's kick, the moment she retracted her leg, Wang Bushit simultaneously The punch comes out and attacks Leng Bingbing's lower abdomen. The battlefield situation changes instantly. Before you take action, you cannot predict the enemy's reaction. How to deal with it yourself? You must think of everything. It is a necessary skill for talented students. Leng Bingbing originally did not hold it. There was hope that this kick would yield some results. Seeing Wang Busui take action, Leng Bingbing's left knee softened, and then his whole body fell down without retracting his right foot. He fell freely and sat on the ground in a straight line. His posture was very standard. , a bit like a practicing dancer.
Wang Busui's attack failed, and he was amazed at Leng Bingbing's quick reaction. If the quality of the killers in the Ming Empire were so high, wouldn't the Ming Empire have been in chaos a long time ago? Well, well, it seems to be quite chaotic now.
Turning from defense to offense, combining offense and defense, Leng Bingbing landed on the ground to defend, and soon continued to change his posture to attack when he should be defending. He put his hands on the ground, stood upside down, and turned like a helicopter propeller to attack Wang Bu Die. Wang Bu Die should Fortunately, Leng Bingbing's speed was much slower, otherwise Wang Busheng would have been turned into pulp very quickly, with no bones left. Wang Busui slowly cheered up, not daring to take it lightly. This killer sister kept attacking his head. It didn't matter if he hit his head. His skull was pretty hard, but what if he hit his face? His face was soft. Yes, the appearance of male protagonists in idol groups is very important.
This method of attack is very physically demanding, and when the body is inverted, the blood flows backwards, making it easy for people to have cerebral congestion. After attacking a few times and seeing little effect, Leng Bingbing stopped. When his feet landed, he didn't stop, kicked off the ground, and rushed forward. The shortest line segment was between the two points. Leng Bingbing did not use a left hook or a right swing, but a straight punch approaching Wang Fushu's face.
Life is important, but face is even more important. Wang Busheng has always regarded caring for his face as more important than caring for his own life, and has always insisted on not using cosmetics synthesized from chemical materials. Of course, don't mention the fact that Wang Busheng is too poor to afford them.
Wang Bushi moved his face to one side and dodged Leng Bingbing's punch. Unexpectedly, Leng Bingbing was doing a streamlined job this time. After finishing his right punch, his left fist came right after. Wang Bushi swung left and right to dodge. This was a bit similar to whack-a-mole. .
Leng Bingbing was probably furious. He never thought that thirty taels of business would be more difficult to deal with than three hundred taels of business. There were deviations in his preliminary inspection. When the task was completed, he must ask his employer to increase the money, punch after punch. , Leng Bingbing continued to attack like crazy.
Wang BuSheng swayed left and right. It was obvious that if he continued like this, Wang BuSi would easily get cervical spondylosis, which is an incurable disease. Wang BuSi had to speak, "Sister Killer, can we change places? Don't slap me in the face."
Hearing Wang Bushit speak, Leng Bingbing was shocked. He could still speak now. When masters are dueling, saying one more word is a waste of energy, and if there is not an excessive disparity in force during the fight, any Neither party will talk easily. The ancients said, "One burst of energy will weaken again, and three times it will be exhausted." If the source of the energy body is lost, the force value will be reduced by one point, and the hope of victory will also be reduced by one point.
And Wang Busheng can still speak. Is this kid also a master?
Leng Bingbing ignored Wang Bu die's teasing, as if just to break Wang Bu die's neck, he continued to attack Wang Bu die's face. As for whether he wanted to break Wang Bu die's mouth, it is unknown, but I think it is very likely. .
Seeing that Leng Bingbing did not listen to the advice at all, Wang had no choice but to change his strategy. Blind avoidance would not work, and he could only take an offensive. There used to be a way of killing each other in the world, which was to get close to the opponent and pierce him with a sword. own heart, and then pierce the opponent's heart like a candied haws. However, the success rate in this case is very low, and the requirements are also very high. For example, your sword must be long enough and sharp enough to penetrate two people, and the opponent must also If you are just close to you, he will not run away, but these are secondary. The most important thing is that you must have the determination to regard death as death and have the belief that you will die.
Wang BuSi planned to use a more self-inflicted method. After dodging another cold fist, Wang BuSi lifted his feet off the ground and kicked forward. His whole body became shorter. However, this was just the beginning. Naturally, when the whole body landed on the ground, the buttocks landed first. However, Wang Bushu had a second move. He landed on the ground with both hands first, and then pushed forward with both hands. This series of actions was a self-inflicted act. After all, it was very painful for the buttocks to fall to the ground from mid-air. What follows is the harvest.
Move your body forward, straighten your feet, and target your cold calves.
Leng Bingbing didn't expect that Wang Busui would suddenly be half shorter. He was caught off guard, so he punched out as usual. What Leng Bingbing didn't expect was that Wang Busui would attack his legs. If there is no expectation, there will be no preparation. Wang Busheng succeeded easily.
This can be regarded as a small gain, but Wang BuSie's gain from self-mutilation cannot be just this small. Of course, this was something Wang BuSie did not expect.
Leng Bingbing's legs were hit hard, and the person's whole body fell quickly, but instead of falling backward, he fell forward. Mechanics knowledge tells us that this is the inevitable result. After a successful move, Wang Busui's entire body fell to the ground. Wang Buzi thought that Leng Bingbing would fall, but the direction was unexpected. Seeing Leng Bingbing rushing towards him, Wang Buzi felt a sense of déjà vu, but the positions were swapped.
But the result was still the same. Wang Busui raised his hands. This was a human instinctive reaction. Of course, it would make sense if you said it was intentional. Every man knows what to do when encountering such a situation.
Looking at the face of Wang BuShu, who was slowly approaching, it was impossible for Leng BingBing to stop his leaning body. She was not familiar with Newton, so it was time to lose a kiss. Seeing Wang BuSheng stretching out his hands, Leng BingBing was inexplicably moved. Excited, although these hands can also commit crimes, but it is better to choose the best and touch the chest than to lose the first kiss.
But wishes are beautiful, but reality will always slap you in the face. Just after Wang Bushi touched his chest with his hands as he wished, and then his hands fell at the same speed as his cold body. Well, Wang Bushi was also afraid that his hands would be overstressed and fractured. .
