Isn't it just riding a horse? It's not a big deal. The big deal is not to look at the buttocks. Out of sight, out of sight. Very reluctantly, he ran to the side of the beasts again. Wang Busheng carefully selected them for a long time. After all, the better-looking ones are always more pleasing to the eye. It can affect one's mood. This is why men and women work together so they don't get tired.
This kid finally understood what he meant. These beasts are the other protagonists of this drama. Director Hao finally felt relieved. He was most afraid of the hurdle in Wang Budie's heart that he couldn't overcome.
After seeing this, everyone should guess what level this movie is. You are right. It is definitely a fairy-level movie, a story between humans and animals.
In the seventh century BC, Assurbanipani, the king of Assyria during its heyday, threw prisoners to giant dogs. The Egyptians also often did this, but they preferred crocodiles. The Queen of Madagascar, Lana Varono I, was also known for her cruelty. She also preferred tin-like animals and could kill tens of thousands of people a year, most of whom were thrown into rivers full of crocodiles and eaten.
Du Meng, a travel writer. Dourvier wrote in the book "Around the World" that "the elephant rolled up the prisoner with its trunk and threw it into the air. The prisoner fell on the elephant's tusks and penetrated the body to death. It can be seen that this kind of punishment It is also common in Asia, and in the Middle East and Japan, dogs are also used to bite prisoners to death,"
There were also cases of using animals to execute prisoners in our dynasty. For example, Zhu Houzhao, who liked to raise tigers and leopards, and his two favorite ministers Qian Ning and Jiang Bin also threw prisoners in. Before taming these animals, we and They have always had a hostile relationship. Human beings have always stood at the top of the food chain and are not very friendly to these beasts. They eat the ones that can be eaten and kill the ones that cannot be eaten. Director Hao actually thought of such a subject. , humans and animals have a super-friendly relationship. It must be said that Director Hao is extremely talented and has endless whimsical ideas like the endless waves of a river.
Seeing Wang Busui choosing a car, Director Hao showed a smile from the bottom of his heart. This type is definitely a pioneering work in the history of film and television. It is unique in the world and will definitely have its own record in the history of film and television development. name.
The small rich and the small noble are easy to gain, their future is limited, the rich and powerful cannot move, and the blessings are boundless. They cannot be proud and complacent of the small achievements in front of them. Only Mount Tai collapses in front of them but their appearance remains unchanged. Elks are happy but their eyes are not blinking. Facing the With the mountains of gold and silver in front of you, smile slightly and deal with it calmly. Only then can you become a truly successful person. Therefore, Director Hao put away those fantasies that have not yet happened and turned his focus to the shooting location. No, the shooting should end as soon as possible. Taking advantage of this trend, and no one has imitated it yet, if you make a few more movies, money is not an issue, and fame is certainly not an issue either.
Wang Busheng was still choosing his car carefully. Everyone knew that he was a martial arts master, but there was a very serious problem. Wang Busheng couldn't ride a horse. In his previous life, horses were very rare because they were of little use, but in this life , well, raising a horse costs more than raising a person. Naturally, Wang Busheng has never been exposed to it. I heard that horses are very strong. Wang Busheng is still a little scared. What should I do if I fall off the horse? The injury is minor. , it’s a big embarrassment, but there’s no pressure to ride the sheep king to death. After all, he’s small. But has anyone seen the male protagonist riding a sheep to meet the heroine? Even if so, there are hundreds and thousands of sheep appearing at the same time. In front of the heroine, this is a gift to the woman. After thinking about it, Wang Busheng thought it would be better to compromise and ride a bull. Dong Yong also met the Seven Fairies on a bull, and the Cowherd also rode a bull. The Ox meets the Weaver Girl. The Ox is also equivalent to the old man in the world. It has solved life-long events for many single men and women, and there has been no divorce or cheating. The success rate and fidelity rate are very high.
It's just that the cow is a little dirtier. Well, it's just dirty. For the sake of art, I made up my mind and didn't hesitate. I jumped up, crossed one foot over the cow's back, and sat firmly on the cow's back. Not to mention that it is soft and comfortable, no wonder people in my previous life liked to use cowhide products, so cowhide underwear must also be put on the agenda.
Seeing Wang Busui standing next to the animal without any movement for a long time, Director Hao did not urge him. After all, the male protagonist of this kind of film could not accept it for a while. It still needs a certain adaptation stage. Three to five seconds is about the same, and there are cattle, sheep and horses, so it is selective. It was much bigger, and there was always time for people to choose. Seeing that Wang Busheng had finally made his choice and set his sights on the strongest and most beautiful cow among the animals, Director Hao showed a satisfied smile, thinking the same as his own. Cows are good partners of human beings and are also the main labor force in today's agricultural society. It is also illegal to slaughter cows privately, because cows work frequently and have developed muscles and the best physical strength. Of course, they also have the best endurance. The same is true for cows. The ideal choice for the lead role in a movie.
There was a person standing at the window on the second floor. It was Jia Yingjun who was still recovering from his injuries. He looked down at Wang Busheng with sympathy and regret that a good young man had fallen like this. Although he himself was not doing well and he was still an older man and was still unmarried, Fortunately, the subject of my photo is still a person, a person who eats, drinks, has sex and has feelings like me. But Wang Bushit, those are a bunch of beasts. There are only a few people who can bite them, but I don’t dare. Jia Yingjun clasped his hands together, Silently praying for the king's immortality.
I can become an immortal even if I ride an ox upside down, which shows that oxen are also spiritual. No, Wang Bushit simply patted the ox a few times, and the ox started to move and slowly walked forward.
"Um" What's going on? Why are you riding on your back? Is it because you are not tall enough and want to exercise on your back? It won't be a problem to fly up to the fifth floor in a breath, and a simple mid-air combination should also be possible.
Uh-huh, if this guy doesn't start right away, where is he going? Could it be that he is too shy to go inside the house to shoot. This was understandable, so I asked the assistant next to me "Is there a camera in the house?"
The assistant had a bitter "no" look on his face. There was a story between a man and a few animals. There was a blue sky and green grass. Returning to nature, the sky was the quilt and the earth was the mat. What a wonderful environment it was. Go and do it in the house. What, the space is small and it’s quite frustrating to do things. The natural assistant didn’t take into account that this kid likes to be in the room. Not taking it into consideration is also a dereliction of duty on his part.
"What are you doing to eat? You can't even handle this." Director Hao cursed as he hit the assistant on the forehead with a bang.
"I'm sorry, director, I'll do it right away."
Wang Busheng rode the cow. The cow was much more docile and there were no accidents. Wang Busheng walked to the hut and pushed the door open. The ground was still green. Well, it is not easy to plant some grass, and it cannot be easily pulled out. Oh, but what is the situation without a roof? Is it to make it easier to count stars at night? Well, if you have insomnia at night, you always have to find something to do, but why is there no bed, why is there no one, where is the heroine of the love action movie that was promised? , even if it’s a bit ugly, you still have to have it. Wang Bu Die was filled with doubts.
Wang BuShi walked out of the room, and his assistant happened to run over with a cameraman. Because Wang BuShi was scolded, the assistant was in a bad mood, and said with dissatisfaction on his face: "You tell me, the space outside is so big, and the air is still there." Fresh, why do you have to run into the house?”
Wang Bushi didn't understand the assistant's words, but asked hurriedly: "Where are the people inside?"
"People, what do you need people for?" The assistant also became confused.
"How can I do it alone when filming?" Making such a low-level mistake, it seems that the distribution of star film and television work is immature. Every carrot is a pitfall. The responsibility system needs to be explained to them.
"We only need one person for this play." Then the assistant pointed at Wang Busheng.
"Uh, what do you mean, I'm alone." Thinking of yourself flying a plane with both hands, Nima, are you sure this is a love action movie, not a single and sexy young man playing his own game?
"Are you sure?" Wang Busi asked again.
The assistant nodded, and his face changed to sympathy. It seemed that this guy didn't know the subject he wanted to shoot.
"I'm a little confused. Forget it, I won't tell you. I'll just find the director."
Wang Busheng ran back to Director Hao anxiously and asked hurriedly, "Director Hao, why am I acting alone and there is no heroine?"
"How could it happen if there is no heroine?" Director Hao was also very surprised why Wang Busheng would ask such a question.
It turns out that there is a heroine, which puts Wang Busui at ease. It is still a bit embarrassing to play Wang Busui by himself, but there is no heroine in the house. Could there be other houses?
"Director Hao, you'd better just tell me where the heroine is. It will save me half a day of searching and waste everyone's time." Time is money, and your own time is also very precious.
"Isn't that right?" Could it be that this kid has bad eyesight? This is not good. It will affect the filming of the film. Director Hao is very worried. This will also delay his time to become a boss.
Then Director Hao pointed to the group of beasts in the distance and affirmed: "These cattle, sheep and horses are the heroines of this drama."
"What, let me act with these animals?" Wang Busui was stunned. This is a director of a love action film. When did you switch to making literary films? This is not in line with your temperament.
"Yes, these are the beasts,"
"I don't quite understand what the director meant." Wang Busheng's mind was in a state of confusion.
"The meaning is very simple. You can get on whichever beast you like. You can use yourselves throughout the whole process and last as long as you can."
This time Director Hao explained in detail, and Wang Busheng finally understood.
Wang Busui was shocked. He was asked to play a human and an animal. It was not a literary act.
"Director Hao, stop joking, how can we act with humans and animals?" Wang Busheng smiled awkwardly, "Oh no, I can't accept this kind of drama."
I am a very normal man, not so easily bent.
"Young man, why should I show you a joke? Someone with such a big hand and such a busy life would make a joke to you."
"Director, you can find any heroine you want, as long as she is a human being," Wang Busheng had to give in and compromise. Even if the girl didn't look like Zhang Jingjun and Zhang Jinghui, he would still bear the pain and take it if she looked like Sun Sanniang.
"Haha" Director Hao snorted coldly, "If it were that kind of film, I would still cast you. People who want to act in my film can fill up the Huangpu River. Why should I cast you? First, you are not famous. Second, you are not famous. Looks”.
