The clerk was still very anxious, because a guest named Wang Busheng ate too much, so he had no choice but to keep a separate account book for him. The result may be that he didn't have a good rest last night, but he actually wrote this I forgot, this is not a small amount. According to the principle of Songjiang Prefecture’s principle of wiping the butt of whoever is imprisoned, it is very likely that this huge sum of money will have to be paid in advance. To be honest, this money is basically enough for a civil servant for his whole life. After all, civil servants are temporary workers, with no bonuses, no commissions, and no other benefits. They only receive a pitiful salary every month, which is not much better than the old farmers carrying sacks outside. Therefore, the civil servants were so anxious that they even forgot the most basic etiquette of knocking on the door when entering the leader's office.
When Li Zuozuo took over as the chief clerk of the Songjiang Prefecture Prison, in order to reduce the expenses of the Songjiang Prefecture Prison, he cut off many mediocre officials and mediocre officials. Basically, each person was in a trap and no one was supported. Therefore, in addition to himself, he was an official receiving royal salary. , the rest of the people are paid by the Songjiang Prefecture Prison, because Li Zuozuo does not have so many officials. Except for Li himself, the second-in-command of the Songjiang Prefecture Prison is Guan Chai A, who is also the first-class arrester of the prison. Of course, They also get one share of salary, and all other staff members basically have multiple jobs. After all, human potential is unlimited, and light and heat are inexhaustible. If they are not used, it is a waste. Moreover, Li Suzuo also hired Some temporary workers with low wages, such as civil servants, can take the blame when necessary. Li Zuozuo's method is very good. There are fewer idle people and the work is completed very well. I have to say that Li Jingzuo can be considered a capable official.
With Li Xingzuo gone, Officer A naturally became the boss. He didn't say anything, but he deserved a minimum of respect. For example, when he was at work, he should knock on the door if something happened outside.
Seeing the clerk running in in a hurry, the official's face was as ugly as the ashes on the bottom of the pot. Isn't this a slap in the face? If you don't hold your head, you won't be a cadre.
"I'm so anxious. Your father is dead, or your mother ran away with someone. You just barged in without knocking on the door. You think this is a public toilet. You can come and leave whenever you want. You don't know how to use a flush toilet!" .
"Sir, I'm sorry, you misunderstood. My father has been dead for more than 20 years, and my mother has been running away with others for more than 20 years. I have something urgent, otherwise I would not dare to disturb your work." The temporary worker did not One good thing is that everyone is their own leader and their own master. Even if they scold themselves, they should accept it with a smile on their face. However, the civil servant also breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the account could not be ruined before the person left.
"Well, it's not easy for you to survive until now. You grew up drinking water and milk." Comparing himself to someone who was miserable, Officer A still sympathized with him. After all, his mother didn't run away.
"Well, sir, let's get down to business first. Finally, we can discuss the breast issue in private."
It makes sense. After all, someone was there. He cleared his throat and said, "Tell me, what else is there?"
"That's right, there is another account book here, I forgot to take it just now," the clerk said hurriedly.
Upon hearing this, Officer A's face quickly turned from black to green. It was another income and he almost flew away.
"Tell me how you do your job. Do you have a sense of responsibility? The Registrar has always taught us that everything we do should be done as our own business. Family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs are all important matters. We should be cautious, modest and prudent. Walking on thin ice, you can't slack off at all. That's what you do. Now you just left an account book. Small mistakes keep happening, but big mistakes are bound to be made. When you go to the battlefield, don't you even forget to take your gun? You left the account book behind. The most you will receive is criticism, and if you don’t carry a gun, you will lose your head.” Officer A was filled with righteous indignation. Isn't it easy to get some commission for himself? It is because there are so many people who are careless and neglectful at work that his goal of becoming well-off is delayed again and again.
"Yes, yes, the adults have taught me a lesson, but the younger ones know that they are wrong." As long as his salary is not deducted and the scolding is not painful, he will not miss a few bowls of rice. Naturally, the civil servants are happy to accept it.
When I heard that a ledger was left behind, there was another person with a green face, that was Elder Yin.
Gently I leave, just as gently I came.
I left quietly, leaving behind all my belongings.
This time, he brought more than 50,000 taels of silver with him. After returning, Elder Yin was sure that he would definitely become a middle-to-lower poor peasant, and the possibility of getting out of poverty in the second half of his life was almost zero. However, he still brought back a dozen of his brothers. , It doesn’t matter if the money is gone, as long as the people are there, there is still hope. But there is actually an account book, and I plan to consume it in advance for my descendants. Elder Yin only felt that the sky was dark and the earth was dark. He really didn't dare to come this time and let these losers fend for themselves.
Although many of this group of people are useless and it is impossible to work hard, let alone contribute to the White Lotus Sect. Basically, the purpose of existing in the White Lotus Sect is to hold back the White Lotus Sect, but in line with the principle, no one can be left behind. In order to strengthen the White Lotus Sect's power among the people, Elder Yin still planned to redeem them all, and he would not hesitate to spend everything. He also thought that if Guan Chaijia did not wipe out the one hundred and twenty taels, he would He used his own body as collateral, and if it didn't work, he sent him to a bathhouse. There were also rich women who liked virgins like him who had been old for decades. Who would have thought that these people were so good at eating, and they didn't even keep a single note in their account books? But for the White Lotus Sect, Elder Yin had to save him.
But it shouldn’t cost much. There are only about the same number of people in the first account book. If there are more people, it won’t be more than 50,000 taels. If selling oneself is not big enough, it is shameless to borrow some from the Northern White Lotus Sect.
He took the account book from the clerk's hand very unhappily, and the officer said in a bad tone: "Remember, next time, you will strip naked and be responsible for picking up guests in the prison." Well, it is necessary to expand business in this area. After all, people nowadays have all kinds of weird needs.
"Yes, yes, definitely," the clerk agreed hastily. Then he consciously exited the office and closed the door.
Holding the account book, Officer A was full of embarrassment: "Look at this, sir. Because of our negligence in our work, we almost prevented you from meeting your nephew and younger generation."
Well, if I had such a group of relatives who were so good at eating, I would love to strangle them to death. They are a bunch of cowards who just eat and eat nothing. But unfortunately, none of them can die, and I can still be saved. "Haha, it doesn't matter, morning." It doesn’t matter if we meet a few days later or a few days later.” Elder Yin took the account book tremblingly, feeling very sad.
I saw a name that came into my eyes. The king is immortal, the bastard is immortal and lives for thousands of years. I, the White Lotus Sect, will rule the world for thousands of generations. Well, the meaning is quite good. Looking down, Elder Yin became more and more frightened. Could it be that this kid It’s a rice bowl that’s so edible. Look at what’s in it. Ginseng, abalone, bird’s nest, duck tongue and duck face. The first ones are understandable. After all, they are high-end supplements. I’ve heard of them too, but duck tongue and duck face have What is delicious? The key point is that duck faces are still small, so it is more cost-effective to eat donkey faces. There is also milk. Isn’t milk drunk by cows? How can humans drink it? Or this guy is a spy sent by the imperial court and plans to defeat our White Lotus Sect. , I have a vicious heart, no, as one of the two elders of the White Lotus Sect, I must give advice to the boss, and I must not ask for it from someone who eats two bowls with one meal.
In the end, he endured the severe pain in his heart and finally finished reading this thick account book. Elder Yin had to admire this person named Wang Busheng. He originally thought that there would be several people in it, but he didn't expect that it would be Wang Bushit himself who could consume all the money by himself. The consumption that only a dozen or so other people can afford is a full 50,000 taels short of thirty-eight taels.
Being able to eat is a blessing, and being able to eat so much is a blessing from heaven. Elder Yin really wanted to give Wang Bu die a thumbs up.
"What about that? Do you have any objections, sir?" Officer A asked after seeing Elder Yin finish reading.
"No, no objection." Elder Yin was trembling all over. He didn't know whether he was angry or frightened.
At this time there was a knock on the door outside.
"There won't be an account book," Elder Yin guessed.
After receiving the order, the clerk's mind popped up again: "Sir, the guy who called Wang Busheng for lunch just now ate twenty Irish roasted pigeons without accounting for it."
"Oh, I see, has anyone else eaten?" Guan Chajia asked. After all, the lunch money still had to be paid.
"No, they said they were too full in the morning and not hungry yet."
"Oh" Officer A was very disappointed, "Okay, please step back. Remember, if they don't want to eat, you can recommend them to eat some fruit, which will help with digestion."
Hearing that the others had not eaten yet, Elder Yin felt relieved and had learned from the past. As for Wang Busheng eating twenty Irish roasted pigeons, he was no longer surprised. After all, Elder Yin had already taken care of Wang Busheng. Organizations are of no use, and useless waste can only be discarded like garbage. This is the law of the jungle and the inevitable result of social progress.
"You see, the money still needs to be added. Let's do this. I am free to give you a preferential price. The original price of these twenty roasted pigeons should be four hundred taels. I will give you a 50% discount and only charge you two hundred taels. You see Okay?" Officer Jia said with a smile, Wang Busheng is really his money-giving boy, and he can get a lot of commissions from him. I really hope there are more people like this, the better.
"Haha, it's not expensive, it's not expensive. Thank you so much, sir." Elder Yin regained his composure and thought about it. If he didn't give a discount, there was nothing to be afraid of. Of course, he didn't feel any guilt for abandoning Wang Busheng. Everything was fine. For organization.
"Then look at this money..."
"Master, you see, I don't have any silver left. How about I hand over part of it first, and then I can redeem the rest in a few days when I have raised enough," Elder Yin said. The first half of the sentence was true, more true than gold, and the second half was true. Half of the sentence is naturally fake, even more fake than slimming the face, enlarging the breasts, padding the nose and cutting double eyelids.
"This is a bit inconsistent with the regulations." Officer A was very embarrassed.
"The rule is that dead people are alive. If I pay part of the money first, the official can also get the benefits in advance."
Officer A thought the same thing. He still owed money to his colleagues. It was a loan shark with compound interest. If he got the commission earlier, he could pay back the money earlier.
"Okay then, after you hand over the money, let's call this Wang Busheng and take it away first." Officer A also had some considerations when saying this. Although Wang Busheng can eat it, he can't compare with more than a dozen people. From then on, It can be seen from the consumption bill that Wang Busheng is still short of several hundred taels.
"No, no, no, sir, I'd better ransom those dozen people away first. This king will stay here until he dies. There is strength in numbers. If so many people go out, they can collect the ransom earlier, right?"
No, the customer also has the right to choose. I can only make suggestions. It is the customer who makes the decision. Songjiang Mansion Prison is a good and conscientious enterprise. Forced buying, selling, extortion and deception are things only black-hearted manufacturers will do. Repeat customers are important, and Songjiang Mansion Prison is in the long-term business. Necessary professional ethics are still required.
"Okay then, you go through the formalities with me first, and then you can get another discount card, and you can get a 10% discount next time." After saying that, he took Elder Yin to go through the handover procedures.
The procedure is very simple, that is, just pay the ransom and take the person away. Of course, no criminal record will be left behind. You pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other. The money and goods are cleared in both directions, and the transaction is completed.
When they heard that the organization sent someone to redeem themselves, Lao Wu and others were so excited that tears filled their eyes.
He patted the door frame and cried loudly: "Thank you to the organization for remembering me. The organization is not rich either. It's better to save some money and do more meaningful things. I don't want to redeem it."
Everyone is willing to stay in prison for the organization until death. It doesn't matter if I sacrifice one person to help thousands of people. I leave life to others and death to myself. For example, go to the Japanese country and die on the bed of a Japanese woman.
Elder Yin cried when he saw this group of believers who had a deep brotherhood and sacrificed their lives for the organization. They dared to sacrifice and were willing to contribute. With this group of good believers who are sincere to the organization, there is no need to worry about the great achievements of the White Lotus Sect.
Their idea is very good, but it is not worth promoting. After all, the next meal also costs money. Of course, Officer A likes this atmosphere very much. This shows that he has done a good job and no one is willing to leave. It feels like home. How can the business be bad in the future and no repeat customers will come? However, these guests still have to be sent away. After all, no one will pay for the next meal. This person is already poor.
After enthusiastically sending these crying people away, Officer A smiled with a smile on his face and waved to their retreating figures: "Remember the five-star review and come back next time."
