It's obvious that everyone feels fat after staying in Songjiang Mansion Prison these days, especially Comrade Wu. He has worked hard for most of his life and has not had enough to eat for most of his life. Who would have thought that his happiness would be so bad? It started in prison. After eating and sleeping, sleeping and eating, this is the rhythm that is intended to support a person to death. Of course, such a life is also a life that countless people envy, envy and hate. If nothing unexpected happens, it can last until the day of old age and death.
Old Wu sighed deeply, "Xiao Ming, I can't live this life. The food is too greasy, and it's difficult to even poop."
"Yes, I haven't gone to the toilet for three days. Every time I squat on the toilet for half an hour and can't poop out. Will I die of constipation if I continue like this? I heard that there is a beautiful woman who hasn't pooped for three years. , and finally suffocated to death." Xiao Ming also sighed deeply. It is indeed pitiful to be suffocated to death by shit. I don't know what to write on that person's epitaph.
"Your worries are very reasonable. No, it's really impossible to live a life of eating meat every day. Why don't you have some vegetables for your next meal?"
"Why don't you eat some more crotons, have diarrhea, and do a gastric lavage?"
"What brother Xiao Ming said makes sense. Brother, I think it's better to eat some croton for diarrhea. The effect will be quick." Old Wu nodded in agreement.
After all, the days of eating and sleeping are only for pigs. The experiences and lessons from past lives allow us to deeply understand the tragic fate of pigs. This is to wait for the rhythm of fattening and eating meat during the New Year. For this reason, the king will not die. He also had to put physical exercise on the agenda. Wang Bushu admired his body in this life. It was healthy, well-proportioned, and had pectoralis major and eight-pack abs. This was the body shape that countless little girls liked. The most important thing was There are several tricks of the trade. In this country with imperfect laws, it is still necessary to use necessary force to defend yourself.
With nothing to do, Wang Busui relived the daily life of a martial artist, practicing boxing and kicking, meditating and practicing Qi. I don't know if the Rendu and Du meridians have been opened, but Wang Busheng always felt that he couldn't do it if he hit ten. The problem is, if the conditions allow the right time, place and people to be on one's side, it is not impossible for someone like Zhao Zilong to take the general's head among thousands of troops. Of course, the battlefield king is not willing to go until he dies. After all, people die in war, and war is not They won't favor you especially because you are handsome.
I don’t know if the official’s 10,000 taels of silver have been collected, but the hard days of the White Lotus sect’s followers have finally come to an end, eh. Of course, the word "suffering" is also believed by the White Lotus sect members outside. They know their own sufferings and their own happiness. The organization finally sent someone to rescue them, a group of believers who had sacrificed their lives for the White Lotus Sect and were suffering, oppressed and humiliated in Songjiang Mansion Prison. Since I couldn’t contact anyone in Songjiang Mansion for more than half a month, it was natural that someone would inquire about what was going on here. Knowing that these believers were willing to surrender in order not to betray the organization, and to keep the organization’s secrets, they didn’t mind discrediting themselves and admitting that because Hungry stole the chickens of the common people. Of course, it is impossible to steal chickens. For example, for the sake of the organization, Hall Master Lao Wu even lost his face and admitted that he had stolen the widow's pants. Everyone knew that Lao Wu was Bai Lian. The veteran of the teaching, a forty-year-old virgin, how could Lao Wu, who had received organizational education, do something that such a despicable and shameless beast would not do? Lao Wu's outstanding quality of daring to sacrifice, this is Bai Lian To teach the congregation the proper qualities and moral character, there is no harm in sacrificing dignity and honor for the sake of the organization. The church leaders in other prefectures and counties have heard from the big boss many times that the White Lotus Sect branch in Songjiang Prefecture has always been the benchmark unit of the White Lotus Sect. Everyone has clothes to wear, everyone has meat to eat, and they often help other relatives. Neighbors are members of the White Lotus Sect, which is also the unit with the smoothest development in the entire Ming Empire. Stealing chickens does not exist, and stealing underwear is even more nonsense.
Elder Yin is one of the two elders of the White Lotus Sect. Although he is over forty, he already has a full head of white hair, and he still has a Mediterranean hairstyle. It is probably due to overuse of his brain. Of course, Elder Yin is not much older than Yin Tianzheng and Yin Susu. He was mainly responsible for the development of the White Lotus Sect in the entire southern part of the Ming Empire, and the Songjiang Prefecture branch of the White Lotus Sect that he valued most was actually taken over. How could he not be worried? After several inquiries, he finally I learned that in Songjiang Prefecture Prison, you can pay money in lieu of fines. As long as you hand over the money, your guilt will basically become innocent. In order to rescue fellow believers, Elder Yin even raised more than 50,000 taels and came to Songjiang Mansion Prison to ransom people.
These more than 50,000 taels were saved by the entire Southern White Lotus Sect through so many years of hard work, but for the sake of the sect members, Elder Yin still took it out without hesitation.
Elder Yin dressed up specially today, but he was no better than a beggar. He only had a few fewer patches on his body. In addition to the big boss, Elder Yin can be regarded as one person less than ten thousand people, but he is also so shabby. It can be seen that the White Lotus Sect is a civilian organization composed of poor people, and it has always followed the line of the poor people.
Hearing that he was here to redeem people, Elder Yin was warmly received by Guan Chaijia, the second person in the Songjiang Mansion Prison. As an unstable factor in the Ming Dynasty, Elder Yin was still reluctant to have anything to do with the official family. In order to save his family, This time it was a helpless move. Unexpectedly, people in the government were not all bullying men and women. There were also good people. For example, the person in front of me was quite kind and showed the standard eight-tooth smile of the receptionist at the bathhouse. , for this reason Elder Yin's impression of the government has also changed significantly.
"Haha, haha, the stars and the moon have finally brought you here, so we can wait." Guan Chai A was smiling all over his face, and he was even happier than his own wife who gave birth to a big fat boy just six months after they got married.
"Your Majesty, you are polite. I am taking the liberty of coming here this time for the sake of a few juniors." Naturally, old Wu Xiaoming and others can only say that they are their nephews. They cannot say that they are here to save their fellow believers. After all, the White Lotus Sect belongs to A cult is not well received by those above.
"Hahaha, it doesn't matter. You are a guest. Welcome. Please come in." Officer A greeted him warmly and led the way to take Elder Yin to Li Zuozuo's office. Because he had just finished the operation, Li Zuozuo had to do it these days. I asked for sick leave. After all, it was okay to work for the Ming Empire, but selling my descendants was something I was debating.
Elder Yin sat down on the high-end sofa, and the official Jia stood beside him, feeling very groveling. Although Elder Yin was dressed a little shabby, he was given money after all, so he should still be treated with the necessary respect.
"Sir, what would you like to drink? We have black tea, green tea, Longjing Dahongpao, and rose tea."
"Haha, sir, you are too polite, I'll do whatever you want." Elder Yin was flattered. Drinking tea from an official family was something he had never done before. Elder Yin still couldn't let it go.
"Well, I'm good at making decisions," he shouted to the door: "Come here, give the guest a three hundred and eighty-one top-notch red envelope."
As soon as he finished speaking, Elder Yin had a bad premonition, "I wonder what the official said about the three hundred and eighty-one cups?"
"Haha, of course it's three hundred and eighty yuan for a cup of tea."
"Haha," Elder Yin smiled awkwardly. He looked so much like a fat sheep. "Well, sir, my spleen and stomach have been bad recently, so I won't drink tea. Please give me a glass of boiled water."
Damn, three hundred and eighty-one cups, can you become an immortal after drinking this tea?
"I really don't want to try it." Guan Chajia was very sorry. After all, he would get a commission for selling a cup of tea. "This tea can nourish yin and yang, strengthen the body, and it has certain curative effects on gray hair and baldness."
"Well, I still like to drink boiled water." Elder Yin felt even more embarrassed as he touched his head.
"Okay then," Officer A was helpless. Tea is good and the first choice for the upper class, "one or two bowls of boiled water and a pot of boiled water."
Elder Yin regretted not telling him that he had cystitis. He didn't even need to order boiled water. One tael of silver was enough for him to eat white flour steamed buns for a month.
After carefully tasting the two bowls of boiled water, Elder Yin actually tasted the sweetness. It must be said that there is a reason why it is expensive.
"Well, let's not waste your time anymore. Let's get straight to the point. I'm here to redeem someone. Please see how much money I have to pay, sir." It was better to finish the matter early. Elder Yin was worried that he would stay for a while. Time and office usage fees will also be charged to him.
"Haha, I like people as cheerful as the guest officer. Okay, let's talk about business first." Officer A greeted, and soon the clerk came with a thick account book. As usual, it is a modern office tool - a notebook is convenient. , just because of the financial crisis of Songjiang Prefecture Prison at that time, the notebook was sold by the former chief clerk, and the current chief clerk did not have the obligation to buy another one out of his own pocket, so writing and drawing in the dignified prefecture-level office still used manpower. .
"Sir, the account books are here. Please take a look."
Officer A took it, looked at it and saw that there was basically no difference, and said: "Okay, you can go down."
The clerk went out and closed the door behind him. The civil servants had no complaints. They were temporary workers and had no right to access the core secrets.
"Sir, this is the consumption situation of your younger nephews in Songjiang Mansion these days. You can take a look first." Officer A handed the account book to Elder Yin. Customers also have the right to know, and fair dealing has always been the service tenet of Songjiang Prefecture Prison.
Elder Yin took the account book and was immediately shocked by the numbers on it. He couldn't believe his eyes. He looked up at Guancha A and asked cautiously: "Guan Ye, is there something wrong with this account book?"
"How could that be?" Officer A took a look at the account book and confirmed, "That's right."
"My lord, please take a look." Elder Yin pointed to the price of one place and said, "This steamed bun is one tael, and the cabbage and tofu buns are one tael and five."
"That's right, it's always been this price."
"Ah, Mr. Guan, although I come from the countryside, I still know the market prices. A steamed bun only costs one or two cents, and even the stuffed mutton and green onion only cost five or six cents." Elder Yin looked at Officer A and said, Don't lie to me expression.
"Haha, guest officer, you are right, but the price you mentioned is the price outside, and our Songjiang Mansion Prison also has a set of prices." Faced with the guest's doubts, it was obvious that Officer A was very unhappy.
“Isn’t this a bit too expensive?”
"Is it expensive? It's always been this price. Just now, the guest officer has seen the decoration of the Songjiang Mansion Prison. The paving on the floor and the hangings on the roof all cost money. You criminals If we don’t have more people, why should we, who work day and night for the people, come and go in rain or shine, never flinch no matter how cold or scorching the heat, go up the knife mountain or go into the frying pan? Do you think it’s appropriate to pay out of your own pocket?”!
