There is still the old saying, money can make the world go round, money can make it difficult to move, money can travel all over the world. This sentence is applicable whether in ancient times or in modern times, in foreign countries or in the hinterland of the Central Plains. After all, gods also want to travel. For meals.
Under the leadership of Officer Jia, the magical medicine immortal and the little girl arrived at Songjiang Mansion Prison. Several people entered the Songjiang Mansion Prison without any hindrance.
Li Xuanzuo is very worried, but more of a hope. Without hope, what is the difference between a person and a salted fish? Li Xuanzuo's philosophy is to be open-minded and forgetful. Only in this way can he be truly happy. They are just parts of the body. It is difficult to think about the lack of appendix, even if it is to cut off the appendix, Mr. Li will feel distressed for a long time.
"Ah, oh," Li's pain in the bed was painful. Ah, he hummed the symphony of four or eight beatings. Could some musicians also found inspiration in pain.
No wonder some people say that music comes from life.
"My lord, my lord, I'm back." As he approached the house, Guan Chajia deliberately speeded up and pretended to be out of breath. Officials have their own official ways, and being a yamen servant also has his own way. Eloquence is only one aspect, the most important thing is The importance you attach to your leadership and your ability to execute the tasks assigned by your leadership are obviously both of these things.
"How's it going? Has the miracle doctor been invited?" Hearing that Guan Chajia was the miracle doctor, Li Xingzuo couldn't control his emotions. He sat up excitedly and accidentally pulled on the wound again. Li Xingzuo squeaked again in pain.
"Sir, don't be excited, don't be excited, I've brought back the miracle doctor for you," Guan Chajia hurriedly ran to support Li Xingzuo and consoled him.
Hearing that the miracle doctor had been invited, Li Xingzuo finally felt at ease, "What are you still doing? Please come quickly, please come quickly."
Soon the miracle doctor and the little girl were invited in. The most important thing about the miracle doctor is the word "divine". Mystery is very important, so the miracle doctor's face is covered with a veil. Of course, it is okay to wear a mask, which covers most of it. The face only shows the forehead and eyes.
When Li Xingzuo saw the miracle doctor, he hurriedly covered his brother and shouted in surprise: "Why is it a woman?"
Li Jingzuo would never show off his figure in front of a female friend who doesn't sleep with him, especially an older middle-aged woman.
The miraculous doctor of the elixir of medicine is still very decent-looking, wearing a green Luo shirt with a belt around the waist. His hair is tied high on the top of his head into a bun with a wooden hairpin pierced through it. For such a tall doctor, In her profession, she is quite low-key. She has a good figure, an elegant temperament, and is beautiful. Although the traces of time are inevitably left on her forehead, overall, the appearance of the elixir doctor is, at her age, He should be considered to be of high quality, and his charm is still there. He is definitely the first choice for ordinary middle-aged uncles, except for those wealthy people of course. Young grass is still sweet to chew.
Hearing Li's pretentious words, it was obvious that the miracle doctor's expression was very bad, his brows furrowed slightly, and his tone was unkind, "Are you treating a doctor or a person?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was presumptuous, I was presumptuous." Li Xingzuo also felt that he was being abrupt, and since he was asking for help now, he naturally had a better attitude. "In fact, I never thought that the miracle doctor is still a woman. Women are not inferior to men. I have learned a lesson."
"In fact, your mother is also a woman"
"Well, the miracle doctor is right." Li was speechless.
The little girl was watching on the side, eyes darting around. When she saw the refreshments on the table, she was not polite. She found a prettier piece and took a bite. She murmured in her heart, well, the taste is okay, but the sugar is added. There was a little bit of it, and it’s not good for children to eat sweets. Then the little girl took another bite, and she squeaked.
The little girl's name is Jinghao, "Zheng Feng, the girl said the cock crows", the piano is in the palace, it's all Jinghao, Jinghao, Jinghao, quiet and beautiful, a very nice name. The little girl was an orphan adopted by a miracle doctor. After all, girls at this time were still not very popular. They were considered money-losing toys and were often thrown away. This was also one of the reasons for the high-priced betrothal gifts. On the one hand, rare things are more valuable, and on the other hand, this It is considered to make up for the loss.
"You still need to see a doctor? I tell you that the ninety thousand taels of silver are only enough for one hour. If you exceed the time, you will have to pay more." Before anyone could care, the miracle doctor sat down on the armchair beside him. The miracle doctor hated people saying that he was a woman. , there is still so much discrimination against women in society, so much unfair treatment, and I have a long way to go. Oh, I forgot to mention that the miracle doctor is also a major member of the Ming Empire’s Anti-Gender Discrimination Association, and regularly participates in demonstrations, such as women She should be independent and work on her own, which is what she proposed.
Perhaps due to the influence of thousands of years of ethical ethics, Li Xingzuo always felt that women were not that reliable, but after hearing the ninety thousand taels, his expression quickly turned bad. He looked straight at Guan Chajia.
Of course, the person involved, Officer A, also had a bad look when he heard about the ninety thousand taels. The officer only felt that a disaster was coming. Taking the leader's money was something only pigs and dogs would do, and he would end up in the eighteenth level of hell.
But the number after 90,000 taels is also very important. One hour is two hours. A small ordinary surgical operation may not be completed in one or two hours, not to mention that my injury is still serious, and I will probably need grafting, or even Cut it off and replace it with another one. Well, that's how it is played on TV. You can't delay a serious illness. The longer you delay it, the worse it will become. It's too late to find a male miracle doctor. You can only drag it through the scalpers - you have to make do with it.
"Okay, miracle doctor, treat me right away." He glared at Guan Chajia fiercely, his meaning was very clear. He will skin you later. "Xiaojia, take the girl to the living room to rest and treat her well."
In order to redeem his merits, Officer A hurriedly agreed, showing a smile that was standard for welcoming guests in Songjiang Prefecture Prison, and took Jinghao to the living room to rest. There were many pastries and snacks in the living room, and there was also a TV where you could watch cartoons.
Seeing everyone leaving, Li closed the door with difficulty. Fortunately, the Ming Empire's official uniform required bowing, which covered Li's pretentious beauty. Otherwise, it would still be a very indecent act to leak indecent things in front of the miracle doctor.
"It's time to start." The miracle doctor is also an impatient person. He spends hundreds of taels of money every minute. Time is still very precious.
"Yes," Li pretended to be shy, and his face became flushed, just like after exercise, "Well, the miracle doctor said the injured part of my body is a little special."
It turns out that the miracle doctor didn't know the patient's condition beforehand, firstly to protect the patient's privacy, and secondly, of course, because of the miracle doctor's confidence in himself. He only didn't want to look at it, but he didn't look bad at it.
If the prefect's son had not been cured and yelled in the bathhouse, others would not have known that he was ill. This shows that professional ethics are very important. It is difficult to be a miracle doctor in any job without being a god, such as gambling. god. Forget about drinking, those people can only be called drunkards.
The miracle doctor was unmoved and said, "Tell me, circumcision or appendix." He had seen many strong winds and waves, so what's the big deal?
"Well, the miracle doctor is here, please come here." Since I have already planned to let people treat the disease, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. It is wrong to hide the disease and avoid treatment. I walked to the bed, lay down, and opened the hem of my clothes.
As a doctor, naturally he doesn't know what shyness is. Hemorrhoids, foreskin, and nodules on the chest are all very common diseases. Therefore, Li lifted up his hem in an artificial way. The miracle doctor did not retreat in fright, but stepped forward a few steps. Stepping forward, he took out medical gloves from his pocket, put them on his hands, and looked down.
The miracle doctor immediately took a step back. The smell was a bit too strong, and he choked even though he was wearing a mask.
In fact, Li Xingzuo still loves to be clean, but he was tortured by his wife all night and didn't have the energy to take a shower.
"Miracle doctor, can you still cure me?" Li pretended to be worried, and his face turned pale again.
The miracle doctor ignored Li Fangzuo, took a deep breath, and then approached him again. Unexpectedly, Li Fangzuo didn't look very good, but his things were very juicy. It might be due to middle-aged baldness, and his hair was also very sparse.
Of course, the miracle doctor had a different view. This was a sign of lack of vitamins. He could sell some supplements later and continued to look at the injured area. The injury was still quite serious.
This kind of injury is somewhat similar to the shrinkage of Yang into the abdomen, the decline of Life Fire, the excess of Yin and the decline of Yang, the lack of Qiao Fu, or it may be caused by excessive sexual intercourse, the Life Fire declines first, the skin feels cold and evil, or the semen chamber is empty after sexual intercourse. . . . , a common symptom among male friends.
"Miracle doctor, can it be cured?" Seeing that the miracle doctor remained silent for a long time, Li Sushou couldn't help but ask again.
"Yes," the miracle doctor replied. After receiving money from others, of course the patient must have the right to know.
"Can we start treatment now?"
"Yes." The miracle doctor did not hesitate, nor did he temporarily increase the price on the operating table like those unscrupulous doctors. Take out a silver needle and start the operation.
Shimen, Guanyuan, Zhongji, Qugu, each received an acupuncture. (This treatment method is pure nonsense, please do not try it). Then the two hands began to exert force, and the curvy man turned into a straight man.
Although the acupuncture points were sealed, Li was still in a cold sweat from the pain of being straightened.
The preliminary work has been completed, and the most important thing is the fixation and bandaging at the back. Just like a person with a fracture, reduction is only the first step, and fixation is also necessary.
After looking at Li Fangzuo, the miracle doctor asked: "Would you choose the silver one or the wooden one?"
"What, what do you mean?" Li was naturally confused.
"I need to use a stick to fix it below. There are two options. One is made of wood. After all, it is lighter and not heavy to carry. The other is made of silver, which is heavier. I think you should use the silver one. Well, rich people use this one."
Damn it, I didn’t expect that my brother’s fractures were so common. No wonder the miracle doctor didn’t show any embarrassment to his illness.
After thinking for a while, Li asked artificially: "Is there any gold?"
"Um, yes"
"I'd rather choose the gold one." When he thought of going to the bathhouse and taking off his pants, everyone else was made of silver or even wood, but he was made of gold. The shining golden light blinded everyone's eyes. Li Xingzuo had a thought in his heart. An inexplicable sense of pride.
It must be said that it is the first time since the miracle doctor started to fix it with a gold rod. Rich people have many eccentricities and are particular about it. as expected.
The golden rod was fixed, and in order to prevent it from falling, the miracle doctor had to wrap several layers of tape. Well, you can imagine Li's artificial scream when the tape was removed.
After finishing the work, Li Xingzuo clearly felt that his injuries were much better, and there was no longer so much pain. He exerted slight pressure and had a tendency to raise his head.
He held the miracle doctor's hand excitedly and said, "Thank you, miracle doctor, thank you miracle doctor, you are really a miracle doctor."
The miracle doctor withdrew his hand in disgust, and then took off his disposable gloves, "I will give you a prescription. Remember to boil a vat of water into a pot of water, three times a day, and you will be cured in three days. Also, I found that you are deficient in vitamins. I have a nutritional package there that supplements potassium, calcium, sodium, magnesium, aluminum, zinc, iron, tin, lead, and copper. It can also supplement the vitamins ABCDFEG needed by the human body. You will send someone to get it later."
My brother's fracture is a minor operation. As early as thousands of years ago, the miracle doctor Hua Tuo mastered such difficult cases as craniotomy. After thousands of years of development of traditional Chinese medicine, small fractures are still difficult for those who know medical skills. It's not something that comes easily.
If the "Huangdi Wai Jing" had not been lost, the development of traditional Chinese medicine would have been a step further. It would have been possible to change the heart, liver, spleen and stomach. Even a classic case like the one on TV would not be impossible to reproduce again.
Li Suzuo was ecstatic, "Thank you, the miracle doctor, thank you, the miracle doctor. You are my reborn parents. I want ten copies of such a good thing. If you need it in the future, just mention it to me, Li Suzuo. I will go through fire and water without hesitation."
"With such a wasteful thing like you, I would rather strangle him to death." The miracle doctor cursed in his heart. However, seeing that Li Zuozuo supported his products so much, the miracle doctor had a rare smile on his face, and then said: "A set only costs 660 yuan." Eighteen taels, the price is still very cheap. In addition, the operation fee is 1,880 taels, and the gold rod is 888 taels. Forget the prescription, it will be given for free. Sir, do you want a banknote or a gold rod? cash".
Damn, Li's pretentious expression quickly fell. This coffin shop offers buy-one-get-one-free, and the doctor has learned to mark the prices with auspicious signs.
