The whole family was impatient, so Ruhua went to bed, but Li didn't hesitate at all, and climbed into the bed in a hurry with old arms and legs. The opportunity is rare, especially when my wife is still lying in the house. Well, she is like a rebellious man and woman who uses their parents' ID cards to open a room. This kind of crime feels good and exciting enough. Immediately something more exciting happened again, finally returning to the home he had dreamed of for a long time. The warmth, smoothness, and stimulation of the mind and body made Lao Li feel comfortable and happy for a while.
After the shouting, the two people under the bed smiled awkwardly. Everyone was very tired these days, but they were still in such high spirits that they found Ruhua at the same time. It was true that heroes had the same idea. They both had a feeling. The feeling of heroes cherishing heroes,
Li Jinzhong took out the lace pants in his hand and whispered, "Cousin, these pants are yours."
Li Jincheng smiled, nodded, and took the pants with his own body fragrance.
“The material is pretty good, I’ll make a few if I get the chance.”
"The products produced by Yuyifang must be high-quality." When talking about the pants, Li Jincheng also became interested and continued: "The materials available are all top quality, pure cotton, with absolutely no additives. Have you ever heard of Egyptian cotton? "
Li Jinzhong shook his head, "I once played with an African girl, and she said she was from Egypt";
Black girls have played it before, and this cousin has seen the world.
"Egyptian cotton is the best kind of cotton material. It is produced in Egypt. It has long pile, rich silk luster, tough texture, good dyeing effect, soft and comfortable, high color fastness, and not easy to fade." Li Jincheng talked eloquently.
Li Jinzhong didn't understand what he was hearing, but he sounded very impressive and nodded his head, "That's really good. My cousin knows a lot."
Ignoring Li Jinzhong's flattery, Li Jincheng continued, "The more you use it, the more you will understand. Men should also be kind to themselves, especially down there. If you can't do it down below, you can't be called a man."
Mr. Li felt very comfortable and howled with joy from his mouth.
"Adult-husband-adult-wife" the two shouted in unison. Their views were surprisingly consistent. They not only had the same hobbies, but also tastes and sense of identity. Could this be the legendary telepathy.
"Dead ghost, dead ghost, where have you gone?" Mrs. Li's Hedong lion roar came over,
Suddenly Li pretended to be honest, and his movements stopped. If Li could pretend, he would stop breathing. His face turned pale, his whole body began to tremble, and his upper and lower teeth began to collide with each other, like a mouse meeting a cat.
"Bah, bang, bang," there was a violent knock on the door.
"Who is it?" The Li family's servants had a hard time this night, this was the third time.
"Why are you shouting? It's me, get out of here!" Obviously, Mrs. Li is not a good-tempered person.
"Yes, yes, I am, uh, no, Madam, let's get out right now." The only one who dares to call me "Mother" in the Li family mansion is Madam herself. The servants' respect for Madam is much stronger than that of the other two male masters. This is also It comes from the bottom of my heart. The reason is very simple. A colleague offended my wife for some reason. She called her there for five consecutive nights and said she was lecturing me. When I came back in the morning, my face was pale, my body was weak, and I couldn’t even walk steadily. When I got home, After staying in the hospital for a few days, my health got better. Therefore, no one in the Li family dared to offend Mrs. Li in the Li family mansion.
Continue "Bah bang bang, it's like a flower, open the store, open the door, the devil has come to you, hurry up and open the door",
She looked at her master with resentment, her heart was broken like a flower, this was not over yet, she had gone through all the trouble in one night, and she had not really enjoyed it at all. If you can't go up or go down, it's very painful like a flower.
Li pretended to have an urge to die. This man still had to be patient. If he couldn't bear it anymore, he would change his position and endure it again. Otherwise, he knew how he ended up in this situation. If your wife catches you and rapes you in bed, how miserable will you die?
"Ruhua, hurry up and open the door. I know the damn ghost is here. If you don't open the door, I will break the door. Then I will tear your mouth to pieces and scratch your face."
Chiliu, because the frightened Li Xingzuo rolled under the bed, he didn't dare to crawl under the bed. If there were two people under the bed, I don't know if his master's reaction would be even more violent, like a flower. With sharp eyes and quick hands, he hurriedly grabbed Li Suzuo and whispered: "Master can't hide under the bed. Madam found you under the bed last time."
"That's right, that's right, people can't make mistakes in the same place, so where can I hide?" Mr. Li is also good at accepting advice. Ruhua is right. Without change, his death will only be worse.
"The most dangerous place is the safest place. You can just hide behind the curtain at the door. Madam will definitely not know where the master will hide," Ruhua said with confidence. Of course, she is not responsible for after-sales service. She is only making suggestions. Whether to adopt it depends on the customer himself, including the consequences of use, which can only be borne by the customer himself.
"Soldiers are deceitful, and what they say makes sense like flowers." Regaining his virility as a man, Li Fangzuo finally got up with difficulty and hid behind the curtains. Ruhua checked carefully and found that there were no flaws. Ruhua hurriedly ran back into the house. There were two more people under the bed, but they couldn't be found. Master, if you find the young master, your wife’s face will definitely not look good.
"Come out quickly and change places," Ruhua whispered, worried that Li Suzhou would hear it.
The two of them also heard the conversation between Ruhua and Li Sushou, and they climbed out carefully. Because Li Sushou was still hidden, neither of them dared to make a sound. Ruhua pointed at the bottom of the table and the wardrobe. The two understood and hurriedly hid in. .
"Okay, you naughty bitch, how dare you not open the door when I ask you to do so?" As soon as her voice fell, there was a bang, and Mrs. Li began to slam the door violently. This Mrs. Li's physique is much stronger than Master Li. , there was a bang, and the door was knocked open. Well, Mrs. Li is very strong, with the grace of female heroes such as Fan Lihua and Mu Guiying.
Ruhua was so frightened that Huarong made a mistake. Mrs. Li did not hesitate. She must have been impatient. She ran to the bedside, grabbed Ruhua's wrist and shouted, "Tell me, where is that old man Li Fangzuo hiding?"
"Madam, the master is not here." Ruhua knew that the more nervous she was, the easier it would be for her to reveal her flaws. She had to believe in herself and her own wisdom. Master and madam would never be found.
Mrs. Li, who had never trusted anyone, would not believe Ruhua's words. She lowered her head and looked under the bed, but there was nothing there, and then behind the bed, there was nothing either.
Mrs. Li is very strange. She has been raped several times, and the ghost is always hiding around the bed, either under the bed or behind the bed, etc. It seems that she has not checked the bed. Soldiers are also deceitful, and it is the most dangerous place. It's the safest place.
Mrs. Li walked to the bed and looked at Ruhua with a smile, "That damn ghost really didn't come." Ruhua was looking at her for a moment, but fortunately her psychological defense was extremely strong and she did not flinch. Ruhua insisted: "Madam, the master is really not here with me."
"Hmph, what is this?" Mrs. Li pointed at the bed and sneered.
Ruhua's face turned even paler this time when she saw Madam pointing at a bulge wrapped in flyers on her bed. Seeing the change in Ruhua's face, Mrs. Li felt like her conspiracy had succeeded.
"Old man, let me see where you are hiding." As soon as the voice fell, he pulled up the sheets and shouted: "Damn man, come out quickly."
Mrs. Li's knock on the door was still effective. At least Li Xuanzuo, who was hiding behind the curtain, suffered a slight injury. His nose was hit by the door. However, Li Xuanzuo was experienced in physical torture and could endure it. , I am not afraid of being shattered to pieces. If I want to leave my innocence, kill me alone, and there are thousands of people like me. I am not afraid of pain, but the fear of my wife is innate. Finally, under the huge psychological pressure, Mr. Li didn't hold on, he went limp, he slid down completely, and his nose was still bleeding.
Ruhua screamed in fright, and then Mrs. Li looked stunned, staring at the things on the bed, speechless for a long time.
There are some women's products inside, a few cucumbers, um, a few leftover halves, and a few strings of beads threaded with strips of cloth, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, in different sizes and colors. They are different, but they are arranged regularly. There is also a relatively modern object, a long object with a small electric motor behind it, which should be used for acceleration. It turns out that these are all daily necessities like flowers. Women, especially those who have not been satisfied for a long time, have very strong needs. Without men, they can only solve them by themselves, such as cucumbers, bananas and other fruits, rolling pins and other daily necessities. Small electric motors are products that transcend the times and are rare.
"You can use eggplant. This cucumber is rough and uncomfortable." As a woman, Mrs. Li also understands women's hearts, and women also have needs.
Li Fangzuo, who was like a dead dog, finally woke up. Looking at his wife's back in the distance, he finally realized that he had not been discovered yet. He hurriedly got up again and hid behind the curtain. Thanks to Mr. Li who never cared about the cost of decoration, Only the best and most expensive ones are chosen. Even the servant girl’s room will not be stingy with money to decorate it. Ruhua’s bedroom is also paved with floor tiles, and there is an ensuite in the bedroom. The floor tiles have no characteristics, that is, they are smooth. , this is also one of the main reasons why Li slipped and made no sound.
Li Jincheng and Li Jinzhong, who were also hiding, felt a little gloating about their misfortune. Old perverts who harmed women from good families should deserve a miserable death. It was just that they didn't hear the shrill screams, which really surprised the two of them. If they weren't afraid of being discovered, they would have planned to see what happened. Science only progresses when driven by curiosity.
The secret was discovered, and Ruhua felt embarrassed and ashamed for a while. Everyone has their own little secret, and so did Ruhua.
Seeing Ruhua blushing for a while, Mrs. Li really wanted to say: "What's the point of being shy? It's normal for us to have needs,"
"Yes, that's what Madam said." Ruhua could only nod in agreement. Ruhua wanted to say something, why should a woman embarrass a woman? I can lend you half an hour every night, but she still gave up. Ruhua was afraid that her mouth would be torn apart and her face would be damaged. Got scratched.
"Hey, what is this?" Mrs. Li picked up the small electric motor and asked.
"Um, feminine products."
"This thing is too fast and is not good for your health. I'll throw it away for you." Mrs. Li quickly put away the small electric motor. She was overjoyed and then said, "Well, you go on. I have something else to do and I'll leave first." ".
That little electric motor cost me two months' salary, and I only used it once, and the effect was remarkable.
"Madam, walk slowly"
"Haha, I won't give it away." After saying that, he ran out of the house.
Ruhua was stunned for a while. He said that Madam left slowly and left her things behind. Things that cannot be snatched away by your wife are like water that has been thrown out. If you don't get it back, you can only save money to buy it. I heard that there is a new one that can turn three thousand times a minute. It is necessary to try it.
Then Li Xingzuo also walked out from behind the curtain. It was obvious that there was a kind of joy in surviving the disaster on his face. "You are still as smart as a flower. It was really dangerous just now. I'm leaving. You should have a rest early." After that, he ran away. Who are they? The husband should pay the wife's debt.
Oops, madam, it’s such a coincidence that you didn’t sleep either,”
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to the hut, oh, don't pull your ears."
"Go to the hut, I've already gone to see it, there's no one around"
"Really, that's the men's hut"
"Stop talking nonsense and tell me, where did you pee? Did it go into the jar of that coquettish fox like Ruhua?"
"No, no, madam, you are overthinking, oh, be gentle, be gentle, it hurts, it hurts."
"I'm almost dying of drought. I don't see you coming here to water me. I have flowers like flowers. Let's go back and continue watering."
"No, ma'am, I don't want it, I don't want it."
Hearing the screams, I feel like a flower feeling inexplicably happy. It turns out that my happiness is based on the pain of others.
Li Jinzhong and Li Jincheng also climbed out. The two of them were facing each other, naked, and both felt extremely embarrassed.
"Cousin, please go first. You have to get up early tomorrow. I'm going back to rest."
"No, no, no, cousin, you are a guest. I'm not in a hurry. Please invite me first."
"No, no, no, it's up to the host to do as he pleases, you invite first."
"No, no, the elders and younger ones are in order, you go first."
"No need to refuse," Ruhua interrupted the two people's negotiation, "You can go together, I can bear it."
