He had two abortions in the morning. He had no choice but to go back and change into official uniform. Under the leadership of the driver, he drove the same broken Japanese car towards the Yamen.
Li Zuozuo was the Director of Criminal Records in Songjiang Prefecture. Li Zuozuo originally planned to take a sick leave today. He worked hard and devoted himself to the criminal affairs of the Ming Empire every day, so it was understandable that he should take a proper rest.
It's just that his subordinates called and said that many people were arrested two nights ago. This is related to his own pocket, and he can't take it seriously, so he came.
Stopping in front of the Songjiang Mansion Prison, someone naturally stepped forward to help Li Sushou open the car door. As luck would have it, the man on duty today was the man who captured a group of chicken thieves - Jia Guancha.
"Your Majesty, you have many things to do. You are concerned about national affairs, family affairs, and everything in the world. You came to Songjiang Mansion Prison so early today to inspect and guide the work. It can be seen that Mr. Li has sacrificed his life and blood for our Ming Empire. He forgets to eat and sleep. Your Majesty is not only a capable minister, but also a loyal minister. Look. Look at the dark circles under Mr. Li's eyes. It must be because he stayed up late last night for my Songjiang Mansion's criminal career. The people of the Ming Empire are really lucky to have such a good official like Mr. Li. It is a blessing to the people and a blessing to all the people. , the blessing of the country, the blessing of the sky, look at how thin Mr. Li has become through the overloaded work for the country and the people. I just want to say that Mr. Li has worked hard for the Ming Empire. People, you must take good care of your own health."
Um, okay, I have lost some weight. It has been a lot more difficult to wear clothes recently. They are a bit tight. As for the dark circles under my eyes, it is not because of my stinky mother-in-law. I have to go back to my parents' house today and tortured myself hard all night. If It’s not that he takes medicine and can’t even get out of bed in the morning. Of course, it’s obvious that he works hard for the court and the people. It’s not like he comes to work before noon. It’s rare in the entire Songjiang Prefecture. It can be regarded as a proactive work. molecular.
"Okay, don't say any more. As officials of the imperial court, we and you are all dedicated to the people, so we naturally have to serve the people. If you don't make decisions for the people when you are an official, it is better to go home and eat sweet potatoes." Well, Mr. Li's words were impassioned. If there are ordinary people present, they will definitely be moved to tears, clap their hands and applaud, and be grateful for having such a good official. They will not feel bitter when they go home and eat sweet potatoes. They are sweet and nourishing.
"What your lord is saying is" Jia Guan Cha's admiration can be seen with the naked eye. It is extremely rare for someone to not blush in the face of his own offensive. Lord Li's face can be compared to thousands of soldiers and horses with swords, guns, swords and halberds.
"Don't talk nonsense anymore. How about arresting a few people for consumption yesterday?" Li Xingxing said as he entered the Songjiang Mansion Prison.
There is a room next to the concierge. When you enter, the room is quite nice. It is large and well decorated. This is Li Suzuo's office. Because Li Suzuo's rank is too low and he is only responsible for criminal matters, he is quite Due to the existence of the prison head, the office is located in the cell. Li Suzuo is very satisfied here. Serving the people is the same everywhere. As long as he has the people in his heart, even if it is a cave in Longchang, Guizhou, he will be a saint. Those who can realize the truth, of course, there are benefits to working here. Firstly, it saves time for work needs, and secondly, it is for your own convenience. You are the boss here, and no one will make irresponsible remarks or point fingers when you say the truth. Of course the income is also your own.
Sit down on the sofa. The sofa is made of African mahogany. The price is of course priceless. It’s high quality and high quality. In fact, Li Zuozuo still likes the kind of soft leather. When he sits down, his whole body will sink into it. , For someone as old as Li Xingzuo, with weak waist and kidneys, it is very important to take care of the roots of his descendants. However, the popular trend in officialdom is like this, and he can only do so.
A yamen servant had already made tea, and Li Dingzuo picked up the tea cup and took a sip. The teapot was also Ru porcelain from the Song Dynasty. It was created and burned in the late Northern Song Dynasty and was used by the palace. Later, when the Jin Dynasty destroyed the Northern Song Dynasty, the Ru porcelain also disappeared. The kiln only lasted for twenty years, so the paper burning period was short and not many were handed down.
Ye Jiang of the Song Dynasty once said in "Tanzhai Biheng" that "in this dynasty, Dingzhou white porcelain had awns and was unusable, so it ordered Ruzhou to make green kiln wares. Therefore, Deng Yaozhou in Hebei Tang Dynasty had them all, and Ru kiln was the leader."
There is a poem that praises: "There are no carvings on the celadon, which is not the beginning of the Yuan family. In the year of Shaoxing, the famous king paid tribute, and the color of the ball in the furnace moved. The official brother married Ru, not your wife, and the price was high in Dingzhou at that time. The dish worm was a poisonous thing. The beetles, man's ingenuity has been eliminated for a long time, and the sky cannot save them. Gold plates and jade bowls are treasured in the world. They are dug from the soil to find the best ones. What can they do if the kiln is empty and cold with smoke? Wild coal grows ancient grass in spring." It can be seen that the ancients respected Ru kiln.
The fetus of Ru kiln products is fine and thin. Because the fetus soil contains trace amounts of copper, the color of the fetus appears red. It is also called copper bone. Its glaze colors include azure and sky blue, and it has the reputation of being broken by clouds after the rain. Because the Ru kilns were fired for the Northern Song Dynasty palace, the original horseshoe-shaped kiln was changed into an oval-shaped small kiln. Therefore, the Ru kilns fired were very small, and few survived. The techniques were complex and extremely difficult to imitate. Therefore, the Ru kiln's The price is very expensive.
And Li Suzuo actually used such a precious teapot to make tea instead of taking it home as an offering to his ancestors. There are only two possibilities. One is that Mr. Li has a problem with his head. Of course, this possibility is very low, although Mr. Li is. If you buy an official with money, no one with brain problems would dare to sell it to him. The second and most likely possibility is that the Li family doesn't care if they have money. Thinking about the size of the Li family compound and the bronze sacred tree, the second possibility becomes even greater.
"The tea made in the teapot from Ru Kiln is still delicious." Li muttered artificially.
"Master Li is saying that for rough people like us, no matter how good the tea is, it tastes like horse urine." Officer Jia Chai smiled on the side and looked like a traitor translator in front of the Japanese.
Poof, he spat out a mouthful of tea. Faced with such a group of uneducated, flattering, and clever subordinates who had no idea about the pioneering and enterprising people, Li Suzuo was speechless. I couldn't drink the tea anymore, so I silently put down the teacup.
Asked: "How are the prisoners arrested last night?"
"Don't worry, sir. Those people are very nice. We didn't beat or scold them. We ate well, drank well, and slept soundly." The Jia Guan Cha stood aside and reported on his work. In order to get familiar with such prisoners, the Jia Guan Cha also went ahead in advance. He arrived at the prison in half an hour, hoping to be praised by his leader.
It’s just, well, Mr. Li is a person who doesn’t like to show his inner expression, “You talk so much, I asked how much they ate”?
"Oh" I didn't grasp the key point well. Damn it. Officer Jia hurriedly continued to report: "Yesterday, a dozen of them consumed more than 1,700 taels in total."
"Why are there so few? Let me see." Li Suzuo took the bill and looked at it, and said very dissatisfied: "You haven't done your job very well. How can you treat our guests by just letting them eat? Eat more." Only food can be eaten well and nutritiously. Look at this guy named Lao Wu. At such an old age, he only ate twenty-eight steamed buns in one meal and no food at all. Who else is Xiaohong’s lesbian? , I only ate some vegetables today. This is not possible. How can you be healthy without eating meat? And why didn’t everyone eat fruits? Only this king ate five watermelons, fourteen peaches, and thirty Channeling Grapes, you have to tell them that eating more fruits can supplement vitamins ABCDEFG. Eating more fruits can strengthen the body, nourish yin and yang, nourish the skin, and nourish the kidneys."
Jia Guancha was very ashamed. Sure enough, his work ability still needs to be improved. He didn't care that he felt that these people had a lot to eat but received very little profit. Mr. Li knew a lot and hit the nail on the head. He was worthy of being a leader.
"What the adults teach is that it was the little ones who were negligent. The little ones must correct themselves and learn more from the adults. Diligence can make up for their shortcomings. I hope that the little ones can spend their whole lives learning what the adults can do."
Damn, this flattery is pretty good and very comfortable.
"Well, learning makes people progress. You have to study more." After looking at the appalling bill, Li Zuozuo continued: "In addition, the income of my Songjiang Mansion Prison has dropped rapidly during this period. It is much less than last month. Fully 30%, 30%, that’s more than 10,000 taels of silver."
"That's because under Mr. Li's wise leadership, those gangsters have been inspired by Mr. Li. They have abandoned evil and turned to good, changed their evil ways and returned to righteousness, changed their past, changed their minds, and turned around."
"Go back to your uncle's head. No matter how useful the idiom is, you just don't have a big head." Because of his position, Li artificially kicked Jia Guan Cha in the stomach, and Jia Guan Cha suddenly shrunk by half, "You Everything in my head is full of shit."
"My lord is unjust. My mother said that everything in my head is filled with wisdom." It's okay to hit yourself, but you can't insult your mother's intelligence. Jia Guan Cha also has his own persistence.
"Uh, okay, I'm asking you a highly intelligent person. If there are no prisoners, no one will go to jail. If no one goes to jail, no one will spend money here. Without consumption, how can we have income? Without income, you guys can't make it." It feels really bad to hate iron but not become steel. If it weren't for his bad waist, Li Xingzuo would have wanted to kick him a few more times.
Jia Guancha suddenly realized that without his income, his wife would not let him sleep with him. He nodded hurriedly, "What you are saying is, I wonder what your views are?"
"Re-formulate the plan" looked at Jiaguan Cha, who was looking silly and smiling, and gave him another kick, "People with high IQs don't need pens. You can remember it later."
"Yes, yes, this is what you are trying to teach me." He took out a pen and paper and recorded it obediently.
Just listen to Li Xingzuo mutter: "In order to combat crime and promote justice, our Songjiang Mansion Prison has decided to implement a crime settlement system for those who commit crimes and commit crimes, and collect a certain amount of property from those who have committed different crimes to compensate for their crimes."
Just as the name suggests, you have committed a crime. Don't be afraid. As long as you pay the corresponding fine, you will be released without guilt, and you will also be told to come back often next time.
"Excuse me, your Excellency, you are really smart, talented and talented. You can think of such a good move. It is difficult for tens of millions of people to compare it. But for the specific amount of money you should pay, does your Excellency have regulations?" As expected of a highly intelligent person as described by his mother, he soon understood what the adult was talking about.
"I told you to remember that as long as it is not treason and other serious crimes such as treason and beheading, you can also use the criminal silver system. I will give you a rough outline first and I will add it later. Robbers will be fined three thousand silver and those who bully women will be fined Two thousand eighty taels of silver, those who kidnap and traffic women and children are fined two thousand five hundred taels of silver, those who steal and steal are fined two thousand taels of silver, and those who get into fights are fined three, five hundred taels of silver each." Li Zuozuo already had a draft in his mind and started talking about it.
"Your Majesty, it's just that the fine is a bit too much," said Officer Jia, who was worried that too much fine would affect the source of customers.
"Those who robbed and trafficked women and children had a wide range of sources of money. They all had money. They could still get three to five thousand taels."
"Those who bully women don't have much income." It only costs one hundred and eighty taels to find a girl in a bathhouse. Two thousand and eighty taels is really a lot. What Jia Guancha said makes sense. Two thousand and eighty can support one for a long time.
"The mistake this crotch made will naturally require a heavy punishment, but what you said is not unreasonable. We are doing long-term business, and we pay attention to the steady flow of water." After thinking for a while, Li Xingzuo said: "If you add another one, it will become a habitual offender. You can get a 20% discount, or you can become a member and get a 40% discount on the membership price. At the end of the year, you can have a member reward day, and you can get 5,000 for a top-up of 3,000."
"Gao, the adults are really tall. The admiration of the villain for you is like a torrential river, which is endless, and like the overflowing of the Yellow River, which is out of control. Being able to work under the adults is really a blessing for the villain. The ancestral graves are full of green smoke. , I will definitely burn incense and worship Buddha when I get back, thanking the sky for having eyes and the ancestors appearing."
