"I'm sorry," Li pretended to cover his hands hurriedly, hoping to avoid the rushing flood, but the flood that burst the embankment couldn't be blocked, and it was better to loosen the blockage, so Lao Li let go of his hand.
Before the war even started, he surrendered. He had to say that Ruhua was very resourceful and he liked her very much.
Ruhua's face is full of resentment. Although her husband is old and has poor physical strength, it is understandable. But every time, his clothes are not untied and it is over before it starts. Isn't this disease a bit serious? .
"Master, are you feeling well?"
"Haha, I feel very comfortable. Ruhua, you did a good job." His right hand was dishonest. Li Xingzuo also wanted to ask if you were comfortable, but he gave up as soon as he thought about it. As a maid of the Li family, I feel comfortable. Naturally she felt comfortable.
A little bird landed on the branch and sang a disturbing song. Master Li was enjoying himself very much at this moment, holding the tea cup in one hand and roaming around Ruhua's body with the other.
Ruhua really wants to remind her husband that he has time to go to the medical clinic for a check-up. This is a disease and must be treated.
I recall drinking on the Wuqiao Bridge in the past. There were many heroes sitting in the middle, and the long channel passed silently as the moon passed. In the sparse shadows of apricot blossoms, I play the flute until dawn.
More than twenty years have been like a dream. Although I am in shock, I leisurely climb up to the small pavilion to see the clear sky. Many things happened in ancient and modern times. I sing the third watch.
The greatest sorrow in life is never to be over, the glory is gone, the silver hair is on the temples, Li sighs artificially: "Ruhua, you know, sir, I was also very powerful when I was young. I am an absolutely powerful player."
"The master is mighty, the master is invincible." Ruhua gave a thumbs up and praised her. She said that she has the most say in the master's skills in bed. She has been in the Li family for a few years and basically goes to her room every now and then. Running, but one of the ten times during this time lasted for more than a minute, which was because my master had good physical strength and long-term endurance. Basically, every time it was similar to today, he was defeated before fighting.
"Hahaha, being invincible in bed is a bit much, but I am also a person with stories." Li Tianzuo gently stroked his beard and looked into the distance. Um, the sun is a bit dazzling. Pull back a little. This action has become a classic pretense action in officialdom. He looked resentful and unwilling to accept the vicissitudes of life. You are born and I am not born. I hate you for being old, you hate that you are born late, I hate that you are born early, heroes grow old, horses grow old, swords break, swords rust, generals die in hundreds of battles, it is better than the withered bones and corpses now.
Of course, what Li pretended to lament was not about the battlefield. Those Qiu Ba people have always been despised by literati. Although Lao Li didn't read much, he could still recite a poem. He was also a marginal scholar, lamenting the uselessness of heroes. The place of martial arts is still the hardships on my own emotional journey, and the sadness of the loss of my energy, strength and endurance.
Although Ruhua has reached the level of a leftover woman in her thirties, her needs are still very strong. At this moment, her body is already hot, and she carefully takes out a porcelain bottle from her pocket, "Master, don't be sad, everyone will grow old. , as long as you maintain the heart of a young man, you are still full of vitality. Here, sir, I bought this medicine from the elixir doctor. It is said that it can improve the mood between men and women."
Li Xingzuo wanted to explain that he was not old, but was attracted by the porcelain bottle in Ruhua's hand. The miracle doctor with the elixir was Hua Tuo in the medical field. Everything is a piece of cake, as easy as eating and taking a dump. I heard that the miracle doctor is currently conducting research on infertility, and it is estimated that he will soon bring good news to those infertility patients.
Taking the porcelain bottle from Ruhua's hand, Li said happily: "You must try the medicine of the miracle doctor. The medicine of the miracle doctor is not cheap."
Ruhua is also a human being. If she hadn't been so depressed, she wouldn't have thought about taking medication, which is a somewhat humiliating measure for men. She always gets stuck every time. No one can bear this. As a girl, she I didn’t dare to give advice to my master, so in the end I had to pay for it myself. However, this medicine cannot be bought with money. After waiting for a long time, spending money and dedicating myself, I finally bought two pills from a second-hand dealer. , one month’s salary is gone.
Hearing the price mentioned by the master and seeing the possibility of reimbursement, Ruhua hurriedly said: "It's quite expensive. These two pills cost me a month's salary."
"Haha, it's so expensive. Ruhua is very considerate, and I love you." When he thought that two pills cost Ruhua a month's money, Li Zuozuo hurriedly opened the porcelain bottle. After all, if he dares to sell it at such an expensive price, the natural effect must be great. Yes, although Li Zuozuo is now an official of the imperial court, the idea that high-priced goods are good things still remains in Li Zuozuo's mind. Of course, the main reason is because Mr. Li has never traveled through time. If He would know that if Wang Bushi came from time travel, some people would dare to sell cosmetics that cost only two cents for 20,000 yuan. High-priced products are not necessarily good products. Of course, the medicine of the miracle doctor can be guaranteed. of.
Um, okay, it’s impossible to reimburse me. If it’s not enough to make me comfortable, just think of it as spending money to find ducks.
Pour out the pills, Damn, this month's money is well worth it. The pills are so big, they are a bit like the Dahuan Dan sold on the market to treat hemorrhoids. Without hesitation, I put the pills into my mouth and drank. He took a sip of tea and then swallowed it.
Ruhua just wanted to stop her. Taking half a pill at a time is very effective. She has tried it herself. The second-hand dealer took half a pill and persisted for more than two hours. Well, more than four hours. The miracle doctor is really a miracle doctor. , an absolute golden signature.
God doesn't just blow it up, and you don't have to look at advertisements to see the efficacy. A miracle doctor is indeed a miracle doctor. The pill is probably still stuck in Lao Li's neck. Li reacted in a pretentious manner. His face turned red and he breathed quickly. Of course, it was partly because he was holding it back. s reason.
His body was so hot that Lao Li finally couldn't bear it any longer and began to untie his official robe. You must know that the official uniforms of the Ming Empire were quite cumbersome, but pants were not that troublesome. After all, all the activities below were very urgent. I guess , Old Li is still wearing woolen pants on such a hot day. Could it be that Mr. Li is already so weak? After a closer look, it turns out that it is hair, just a little longer.
He hurriedly lifted up the flower-like skirt, and Li Xingzuo's eyes seemed to spit fire. He had never been so eager before.
"Dad. Dad, I'm back." It felt so good to go home. Li Jinzhong's excitement echoed in the Li family mansion for a long time.
"Why is this kid back now?" Mr. Li is very inconvenient now and has no choice but to shoot. But if this scene is seen by his son and reaches the ears of his wife, will he be broken by his dick? It's still the kind that can't set bones.
Helpless, she gave Ruhua an apologetic look, hurriedly covered it with the hem of her clothes, sat on a wicker chair, and picked up a tea cup to hide her embarrassment.
Ruhua also hurriedly arranged her clothes. The effect of the medicine can last for more than two hours, and it will be the same later. Recalling the feeling that the second-hand dealer brought to her, Ruhua is looking forward to it, a feeling she has never experienced before. Like a demon, like a ghost, like a fairy.
"Dad, I'm back." The two arranged their clothes, and Li Jinzhong and Li Jincheng also ran to the pavilion.
Although Li Jingxuan's official rank was too low, Li Jincheng still understood basic etiquette. He bent down and clasped his fists and said, "Uncle Shi."
"Let's go to the city. How many times have I told you that we are all a family and we don't have so many etiquettes." Although he said this, Li was still very proud. If he could hug the Li family's lap, he would be able to do it again. It is not impossible to make some progress.
"Uncle Shi is an elder, so he still has the necessary etiquette."
I felt very uncomfortable holding it in, so I stopped discussing etiquette with Li Jincheng.
"Dad, I was beaten, you have to avenge me," Li Jinzhong said angrily. That night was Li Jinzhong's only pain. Growing up, he was the only one who bullied others. When did he get bullied? And he was still a He was obviously a country bumpkin from a ravine.
Even if there is a unicorn son, it is difficult to resist the bone-melting worm. Naturally, he likes his own son, especially since he has worked hard for so long and worked day and night to have such a single seedling. He is the only one to survive hundreds of millions of soldiers. Li Suzuo is also very fond of him. Cherish, I am very satisfied with my son Li Dangzuo. For example, his appearance, well, he looks like his mother. He is absolutely safe, honest and honest. For example, his IQ is also very high. He can read at the age of three and can memorize it at the age of five. The Three Character Classic is not a genius, but his ability to cause trouble is not ordinary. Out of reach of ordinary people.
"Okay, okay, I've been out playing for so long, go down with your cousin and have a good rest." Li Xingzuo was not worried at all about his son's revenge, and he was still holding back the timing of his son's appearance. Not quite right.
"Dad, I'm not tired. I want to take revenge first. If I don't take revenge, I won't be a man in this world."
"Asshole, if you're not tired, your cousin isn't tired either. Go down and wash yourself and change into clean clothes. Let's see what you're wearing. Don't learn those foreign things, it's immoral." Lao Li had also heard of Halloween. Young people nowadays like to celebrate foreign festivals, but Li Fang didn't understand it.
"No, dad, I want revenge. If I don't take revenge, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on until the sun rises tomorrow."
"Nonsense, the weather forecast says it will be cloudy and there will be no sun."
"Dad, please, please avenge me. I am your son, dear."
You son of a bitch, your father is planning to be a real man now, so hurry up and get out of here and take revenge, your father is going to burst from the pressure.
"Nonsense, I am an official of the imperial court. The power in my hands is given by the imperial court. What I do is for the common people. How can I ignore the law of the king for you, a bastard? If you want revenge, you can write the petition and let the prefect If you issue a notice to arrest someone, as long as the prefect says he is guilty, he will naturally be severely punished by the national law. How can you be allowed to use your private life indiscriminately?"
"Dad, it doesn't have to be so complicated. I just need you to give me a dozen official jobs. A few days ago, I heard from Master Xie that the prefect is unwell and has an inflamed prostate and cannot work."
The prefect is ill, and he is working hard on state affairs. Well, I should go and have a look.
But now, let’s finish releasing it first.
"Get lost", Li Xingshuai was too lazy to say anything anymore. He had reached the critical point of explosion and couldn't hold it in any longer.
Li Jincheng had long felt that something was wrong. Ruhua's face was flushed. It was obvious that he had not worn a bellyband yet. Moreover, Li Jincheng kept pressing his crotch with one hand, and there was a heavy smell of malaise in the air. Everyone could smell it. In this situation, I really showed up at an inappropriate time.
Of course, there was a reason why Li Jinzhong didn't smell it. He had rhinitis.
He quickly grabbed Li Jinzhong and said, "I'm hungry. Let's eat first and then think about revenge."
I thought about it, I was hungry too, and my father couldn't run away, so it was important to eat first.
"Okay, dad, I'm going to eat first. I don't have any pocket money. I'll ask the accountant to give me ten thousand taels later."
Li felt a physical pain in his body, this was ten thousand taels, but he just thought about it now, well, it's his own son, I can bear it!
The two finally left, no longer waiting, hurriedly lifted up their clothes and started fighting.
"one two three"
My whole body trembled. Li pretended to enjoy it very much, pulled up his trousers, and said with satisfaction: "The miracle doctor really deserves his reputation. This medicine is very effective, um, very comfortable."
It's over, it's over in three seconds. This master is very ill. He just felt a little bit, but it was over. The second-hand dealer lasted only half a pill for two hours. There was always a voice in the deepest part of Ruhua's heart. Screaming, "It's a pity that I've lost a month's money, but I only lasted three seconds."
