"Xiao Ming, our funds are really tight. If this continues, I will have to sell myself for the sake of the big boss's grand ambition." Looking at her superiors, Xiao Hong said with emotion,
Xiao Ming also sighed deeply and nodded in agreement: "If it really doesn't work, we can only do this. Xiao Hong remembers to ask for a higher price for the first time. Those wealthy businessmen and senior officials like you who have not experienced human affairs yet. In order to Safety, remember to take safety measures, I heard that kidneys are quite valuable, I can sell one."
"Well, I understand. Thank you, brother Xiao Ming, for reminding you. The same goes for you. When selling your kidneys, go to a big medical clinic instead of a small one. The doctors are unlicensed and have no medical ethics. It is very likely that you will lose your kidneys." All cut off." Xiaohong also reminded with concern.
"Yes, I know that. I heard that sperm can be sold for money, but I don't know where to buy it." Xiao Ming sighed deeply, as if he was sad for losing this way of making money.
"Xiao Ming, you are crazy about money. You are talking nonsense." Xiao Hong blushed. After all, Xiao Hong is also a yellow girl, so she was still a little ashamed: "You can't eat or drink that thing. Whoever buys it will do what."
"Well, what you said makes sense," Xiao Ming thought for a moment and nodded.
The two of them came out of the room where the group was resting and walked towards their own house. They saw lights on in the house from a distance. Xiao Hong and Xiao Ming looked at each other. Needless to say, the meaning was very clear. There must have been a thief.
Because finances are relatively tight, even daily food expenses are difficult to maintain. Naturally, lighting up lamps has been banned for a long time. After all, electricity bills are still very expensive. Save money when you can. This is something that the Songjiang Prefecture branch of the White Lotus Sect cannot do. It is stipulated that all expensive activities and supplies will be banned. Therefore, there were no lights here a few years ago. Even the light bulbs have been sold out. The one in my house is still there, just to receive customers and put on a facade. After all, there are very few people in ordinary people's homes. Can afford electricity.
"I heard recently that people's homes nearby have been robbed several times, and we also lost a few chickens here," Xiao Ming said in a low voice.
Xiaohong nodded: "Yes, I've heard it too. The little thieves nowadays are so courageous and arrogant. They are not afraid of the king's law."
"Well, when we capture him and send him to the government, we can get some silver reward." Having said this, Xiao Ming smiled happily. He had no income for a long time. If he could get some scraps of silver, he would be considered a contribution to the White Lotus Sect.
"Well, well, I support you. The thief must be acting alone when he steals things. With two of us, we can definitely subdue him." After saying that, he picked up a wooden stick as thick as his arm from the ground, handed it to Xiao Ming and said: "Remember, don't hesitate, don't be sloppy, hit the head hard, fast, accurate, hard, brother Xiao Ming, little sister I’m optimistic about you, come on”.
"Well," after taking a few deep breaths, Xiao Ming took the stick and walked quietly towards the lighted room.
But what they ignore is how brave the thief is, stealing things and turning on the lights.
Carefully looking in, I saw a man in a black cloak, bending over and rummaging around in the cabinet. The black cloak covered his face, so he couldn't see clearly the appearance of the thief.
"It's really a thief." After receiving confirmation, Xiao Ming walked into the house carefully, fearing that he would make any noise. When he got behind the man in black, he hit the man on the head with a stick with great force.
With a muffled groan, the little thief fell to the ground with a bag of tea in his hand.
Xiao Ming took the tea leaves from the little thief's hand and said viciously: "You bastard, you won't even let go of your grandpa Xiao Ming's tea leaves. You must be so poor."
Waiting for Xiao Ming's voice, Xiao Hong also walked in. Seeing the man in black who fell to the ground and the triumphant Xiao Ming, Xiao Hong did not hesitate to praise her: "Brother Xiao Ming, you are awesome, you will be the best in the future." My little sister’s idol.”
Although I have been a member of the White Lotus Sect for a long time, no one has ever praised me except when the big boss said, "Young man, you are great, I think highly of you." Today, when I received praise again, it was from a female friend. Xiao Ming was very shy, and his face The body was quickly covered with flushing: "Where, where, sister Xiaohong has won the prize, so she will be better by the men in the world."
Xiao Hong ignored the second half of Xiao Ming's sentence, but squatted down, lifted up the little thief's cloak, and looked at the face of the man in black. Xiao Hong suddenly took a breath: "Xiao Ming, we seem to be in trouble. , look at whether this person looks familiar."
Xiaohong had a vague feeling that this person looked familiar.
Hearing Xiao Hong's words, Xiao Ming was also a little nervous. He put away his complacent mood, squatted down, looked at the man in black carefully, and yelled "Ah", and then Xiao Hong covered his mouth.
He glanced at Xiaohong, and his face fell instantly. "Sister Xiaohong, I may have gotten into trouble. This person is a bit like a big boss."
There was a cry in his tone. Everyone in the White Lotus Sect knew the cruelty of the big boss.
Xiaohong also nodded as an answer.
"The big boss doesn't like white windbreakers, or the stuffy ones with lace, so why are he wearing black ones today?" Xiao Ming raised his own questions.
"We haven't seen each other for a few years. Maybe the big boss's taste has changed." Xiaohong explained,
The identity of the big boss has been confirmed. Xiao Ming looked at Xiao Hong and said, "Dear sister Xiao Hong, can we discuss something?"
As if she understood what Xiao Ming wanted to say, Xiao Hong quickly replied, "Don't worry, I still have a friendship with Brother Xiao Ming after we have worked together for so long. I also know Brother Xiao Ming's loyalty and affection for the White Lotus Sect. You can kill me for what happened today." Did not say".
Xiao Ming was very moved and held Xiao Hong's hand: "Thank you, sister Xiao Hong, I will be yours from now on."
"Well, I don't want it anymore. I still like fresh meat. As for brother Xiao Ming, I'd better keep this old bacon for myself."
Well, Xiao Ming received a critical hit of 10,000 points. Although he is a bit older, he is only a little over thirty, so he still belongs to the category of young fresh meat.
"What should we do now?" Xiao Ming asked as he came out of the blow just now.
"Rescue the big boss first," Xiao Hong said.
Xiao Ming is an idiot when it comes to saving people, so he can only look at Xiao Hong.
"Will artificial respiration work?"
Xiao Ming shook his head, and Xiao Hong counted the techniques of artificial respiration.
"Well, it's a mouth-to-mouth thing, okay?" Xiao Ming said with an embarrassment on his face.
"If you don't do it, how can you let me do it? The first kiss should be reserved for one's own man," Xiaohong said shyly.
Helpless, the mistakes he made must be solved by himself. He raised his lips and bent down.
I have to say that the effect was very obvious, and the big boss soon woke up.
"Ouch, why does my head hurt so much?"
He opened his eyes in a daze and saw two faces so close in front of him, which startled him. Fortunately, the man in black quickly recognized who the two were, and he felt relieved.
Seeing that the big boss woke up, Xiao Hong and Xiao Ming were relieved.
"Stay away from me, the smell of green onions is too strong," the big boss ordered in disgust, and then unconsciously smacked his lips. Uh-huh, there was a smell of green onions in his mouth. He didn't remember eating green onions.
Xiao Hong and Xiao Ming backed away obediently.
"What on earth happened?" The big boss got up from the ground, touched his painful head, picked up a big bag, and sat on a stool and asked.
Both of them felt guilty and didn't dare to tell the truth. Xiao Ming's head turned quickly, "We don't know what happened. When I came in, I saw the big boss lying on the ground. There has been a lot of noise in this area recently." Thief, the big boss may have encountered a thief."
Thinking about it, he said, "Your place has poor security." The man in black regretted that he was too careless and did not bring more guards. My plan this time was in vain. I couldn't find anyone to take revenge.
"Forget it, I'm here this time just to see how your congregation is developing"? The big boss said, taking the tea Xiaohong had just made.
Hearing that the big boss didn't care about it, Xiao Ming finally relaxed his nervousness. But when it came to the development of the congregation, Xiao Ming had a wry smile on his face: "Big boss, Xiao Ming is guilty and has failed the big boss's trust. It seems that he is afraid of the big boss's trust. The big boss punished, and Xiao Ming went on to explain, "I have been in Songjiang Prefecture for a few years, and I have only developed more than a dozen church members. Nowadays, people are quick-witted and their IQs have generally improved. It is not easy to fool them. There is no actual benefit. They are not will be fooled into joining us”.
"Well, the results are not bad. The few prefectures and counties in the north recruit more teachers. The prosperity of the south has some obstacles to the development of our church's congregation." The big boss thinks so.
Damn it, my grades are pretty good, Xiao Ming is finally relieved.
"Xiao Ming, you must continue to work hard. Now the international trend is changing, and our Central Plains region is also experiencing dark waves. The people have been suffering from the Ming Dynasty for a long time. We must be prepared to launch an uprising at any time." The big boss said seriously.
"Yes. Don't worry, boss, I will definitely work hard to save the common people and promote the teachings of my White Lotus Sect, even if I die thousands of times, I will not be afraid." Xiao Ming is impassioned and needs to behave well in front of the big boss.
The big bosses all liked such subordinates, so the man in black laughed, "Haha, if everyone in our White Lotus sect is as dedicated as Xiao Ming to our sect, there is no need to worry about big things happening." The man in black laughed loudly, and then said, "You guys If you have any difficulties, please tell me."
When he heard this, Xiao Ming was excited. He was waiting for this sentence: "Big boss, we are suffering. The organization has not allocated funds to me for a long time. We also know the difficulties of the organization, so we farm our own land. vegetables, raising pigs and chickens.”
"Wait a minute, you can't say pig, you want to say 聞", the man in black interrupted Xiao Ming and corrected him.
"Oh," Xiao Ming continued: "In the beginning, we had some food reserves, so we wouldn't have to worry about food for a while. For other expenses, we could sell the pigs we raised for some money. But later, the development of education There are more and more people, and there is obviously not enough food. Moreover, because of the rising prices, it is difficult to buy at a good price, and it is becoming more and more difficult to maintain daily expenses. To be honest with the boss, I have not even found food for tomorrow morning."
After hearing this, the man in black became more and more satisfied with the branch of the White Lotus Sect in Songjiang Prefecture.
"Yes. The conditions here are not bad. There are vegetables and meat, and you have eaten dinner for a few days. Unlike other prefectures and counties, some have been hungry for four or five days. It seems that I have read the right person. Xiao Ming, you He still has some ability."
Well, the boss seems to have misunderstood what he meant. He is not making a report on his personal achievements, but he wants money. Xiao Ming hurriedly explained: "Boss, see if you can allocate some funds. Life is really hard these days." ".
"Comrade Xiao Ming, your consciousness is not good enough. Look at those people who have no food to eat and no clothes to cover their bodies. How can you say that you are suffering? Besides, when heaven is going to give great responsibilities to these people, they must suffer first. If the mind and ambition work hard, the body will be hungry, and the body will be empty. If you want to achieve something, if you want to get ahead, you must first endure hardships. Only when you endure hardships can you become a master."
"But" Xiao Ming still wanted to persist.
"No but, get out." The man in black glared at Xiao Ming, then looked at Xiao Hong and his face softened a lot: "You stay and take care of me."
Xiao Ming walked out the door resentfully.
Suddenly a woman's scream came from the room, "Boss, don't want it, ah, it hurts, it hurts."
"Haha, I didn't expect you to still be a virgin at such an old age."
