Chapter 95: The miserable time traveler

Style: Historical Author: Wang XiaodouWords: 3575Update Time: 24/01/11 22:16:35
Mrs. Sun was coming back today. Sun Youcai woke up very early. When it was still dark, Sun Youcai dressed up, patted Sun Sanniang who was still sleeping, and shouted: "Don't sleep, get up quickly, my wife will be back soon." ".

Sun Sanniang opened her eyes reluctantly, "My dear, let me sleep for a while, my bones are almost falling apart, and my whole body hurts."

Sun Sanniang worked very hard that night. In order to make up for the rift in her relationship with the old man because she had swallowed a hundred taels of silver, Sun Sanniang tried her best. She tried many moves that she had never tried before. , although very tired, but very happy, just like an old scholar engaged in scientific research, who discovered a new field and then conquered it easily.

"Stop talking nonsense and get out of here" was just a transaction. Sun Youcai didn't have that much of a good temper towards Sun Sanniang.

Suddenly, Sun Sanniang realized something and woke up. What she saw when she opened her eyes was a big pie face. Oh my god, it turned out that the person she served last night was the elder. She always thought it was Sun Ergou. I was really busy and confused. He hurriedly put on his clothes, and every part of his body was displayed in front of Sun Youcai. Sun Youcai was not interested at all. After a night of tossing, Sun Youcai only felt a little painful, and it was probably peeling. Although he was a little injured, Sun Youcai still felt very happy and satisfied. He once again confirmed the superb medical skills of the elixir and the miraculous efficacy of the elixir.

Simply wash and dress up, comb your hair back, take the center point, and then part it to both sides, revealing a large forehead, um, and a beauty mark. This hairstyle is the latest popular hairstyle in official circles. Put on hairspray, perfume, and look in the mirror. After looking at it for a while, I was very satisfied. Looking in the mirror, Sun Youcai began to look for the flaws on his face and put on makeup to make up for it. Well, he was helpless. He was perfect and had no flaws.

Sun Youcai wore a white T-shirt on the upper body, a pair of shorts on the lower body, and knee-high boots. Mrs. Sun bought these for herself. They said they were very popular abroad, and some young and beautiful young talents dressed like this.

Not seeing her for one day was like three autumns for several days. Sun Youcai also missed his wife very much. Looking at the sky at dawn and the clouds at dusk, I miss you when I walk and miss you when I sit down. Well, this is the feeling.

Unable to find any flaws, he could only apply a layer of white powdery substance on his face, which was the icing on the cake. Sun Youcai left the bedroom. He had to go to the cell first to finish the things Wu Zuang had told him. He was too tired last night. , Mr. Sun planned to take sick leave and take a good rest after finishing what Wu Zuo had told him.

The sky in the distance showed a white fish belly, and the appearance of Tianci Mountain became clearer and clearer. The chirping of cicadas, the chirping of birds, the barking of dogs at the foot of the mountain, and the shouts of people getting up to cook or going out to work filled the whole morning. It was a good day. A prosperous scene.

Sun Youcai came to the cell door with a few yamen servants. A yamen servant knocked on the door. Soon Lao Hu ran out of the bedroom in a daze, still thinking, what is going on? Dogs usually don't want to The place where we came was actually visited by so many people today.

Opening the door, I saw a group of people standing at the door. Several yamen servants were surrounding a middle-aged man with a big belly. He had a big face, rosacea, and thick lips. He looked like a wealthy man. When he saw an acquaintance among the yamen servants, Lao Wang asked with a smile: "Er Gou, who are these people?"

"Lao Hu, you are blind. It is very rude to see the great master," Sun Ergou shouted angrily.

Lao Hu was stunned for a while. He had been working in the Tiancishan town government prison cell for more than ten years, but this was the first time he saw the old man. Naturally, he didn't know that the person standing in front of him, wearing extremely unconventional clothes, could be the old man. How could he be the old man? I thought he was an old scholar who had returned from studying abroad and was arrested for demonstrating for enlightenment.

After coming back to his senses, Lao Hu hurriedly bent down and clasped his fists: "I have seen the eldest man, and the little old man is so dim that he did not recognize the eldest man. He really deserves death."

Lao Hu felt uneasy in his heart. The eldest man had never been to the cell. Could it be that the affair between himself and the eldest man's wife had come to light, and he was planning to use him to accuse him? Lao Hu couldn't help but tremble all the time.

"Well, you are also an old man from Tiancishan Town Government Office. I don't blame you, sir. I want to ask you which room the prisoner who was sent back yesterday is in." Sun Youcai is not as knowledgeable as Lao Hu. After all, he is just a janitor.

In fact, when he came to the cell door and smelled the smell, Sun Youcai wanted to go back. The hairstyle he had just done and the fragrance were polluted. He wanted to give his wife a surprise, but Wang Bushi was very likely He was Wu Zuo's illegitimate son, and he still wanted to repair the relationship. Although Wu Zuo was a military attache, after all, his rank was several levels higher than his own. Sun Youcai could only silently endure the ravages of the environment on his skin and hairstyle.

Fortunately, he wasn't here to catch an adulterer, but how many people did that boy offend? At first, Capt. Li was looking for him, and now even the big boss is here. Old Hu couldn't help but think, it seems that Wang Budie, that boy is dead. deal,

Seeing that Lao Hu didn't speak, Sun Ergou said first, "Lao Hu, didn't you hear what the old man asked you? I think you have a problem not only with your eyes, but also with your ears."

Li Captou was not here, so how could Sun Ergou miss such a good opportunity to perform? Naturally, I would like to curry favor with him in every possible way. It would be best if I feel comfortable serving the old man, and Capt. Li becomes Capt. Sun.

Seeing Lao Hu hesitate to speak, Sun Youcai also felt that something was wrong and asked hurriedly: "What's wrong? Didn't that kid want you to get killed?"

Lao Hu hurriedly said: "How dare you, how dare you? I don't even dare to kill a chicken. How dare I kill someone? It's just that Capt. Li found that boy half an hour ago."

"What's wrong? Lao Li also has a relationship with that kid." Sun Youcai asked strangely. Today, Capt. Li asked for sick leave. Sun Youcai thought it was Capt. Li who wanted to be lazy. He didn't know that he asked for leave because he was injured by Wang Busheng. He also didn't know about the grudge between the two. Friendship, naturally Capt. Li would not come so early, especially when he came to the cell to see the boy while he was resting. After all, his salary had not been paid for several months, and there was no possibility of overtime pay. That's why Sun Youcai said that.

Sun Ergou didn't know about the call that the eldest man answered. He thought that Sun Sanniang had served her well last night and that the eldest man had gotten up early and came over to vent her anger, so he laughed and recounted the grudge between Li Captou and Wang Busheng.

After hearing this, Sun Youcai yelled, "No," and hurriedly ran to the cell. Being too fat, it was still very difficult for Sun Youcai to run.

Although he had no friendship with Wu Zuo, if he killed his illegitimate son, he would be close to it.

Seeing Sun Youcai in such a hurry, Lao Hu and Sun Ergou also hurriedly followed. Although Lao Wang was the oldest, Lao Wang ran the fastest and quickly ran to Wang Busei's cell.

Sun Ergou supported Sun Youcai and followed closely behind him. When he came to the cell door, he asked, "Where is the person?"

Zhu Wuyi was praying for his master just now, hoping that he would be safe and sound. Although his master was a little greedy and ate too much, he was still a very good person and he was very serious about teaching his martial arts. He saw that Sun Youcai and the others were in a hurry. He ran over. The eldest master, Zhu Wuyi knew him, and he was imprisoned because of Sun Youcai's clear observation. Naturally, Zhu Wuyu didn't like to talk to him.

Seeing this, Lao Hu hurriedly asked: "Zhu Zhuangshi, where did Wang Budie go?"

Hearing the title of Lao Hu, Zhu Wuju was filled with joy, so he replied: "He was taken away by someone, a very ugly guy with a head shaped like an Indian Asan."

Generally, people with high EQ will always have a lower IQ. For example, Sun Ergou, they use all their wisdom to communicate with women in depth, flatter others, and cater to superiors. Their IQ is still very lacking. At this time, they have not realized the real truth. Condition. So he said cheerfully: "Captain Li must have taken that kid to the interrogation room. There are a lot of torture instruments there."

Upon hearing this, Sun Youcai became even more anxious. Sun Youcai, who had never been to a prison before, still didn't know where the interrogation room was, so he hurriedly said: "Quick, lead the way."

"Okay, okay," Sun Ergou hurriedly led the way, thinking that if the old man is so eager for revenge, it must be Sun Sanniang who served the old man very well last night. I don't know what kind of posture he used. She wants to try it tonight. taste.

Arriving at the interrogation room soon after, Sun Ergou opened the door to the interrogation room. The three of them immediately walked towards the interrogation room in a hurry, and were soon stunned by the scene in the interrogation room.

I saw Mr. Li lying on the ground like mud, and Wang Busheng was sitting on him, right on his buttocks. Evil people always have random thoughts, such as Sun Youcai and Sun Ergou.

Sun Youcai saw that Wang Busheng was intact, and his nervousness relaxed a lot. As for whether Capt. Li was dead or alive, that was important.

Seeing the posture of the two of them, it reminded him of his own style last night. This posture is most suitable for him who has a bigger belly.

"There really is something wrong with Capt. Li. Otherwise, why would the mother-in-law at home be so eager? I have worked hard all night and she is not satisfied. But her screams are so nice. I don't know if she is angry when the big boss calls her just halfway through. "Sun Ergou was thinking wildly and was very worried.

Wang Bushit was still very angry, and the atrocities against Capt. Li continued. He was a time traveler, so Wang Bushit had nothing to fear. It was just a pity that he had a luxury car, a villa, and his lovely school beauty wife in his previous life. From the memory of this life, he was still very angry. He learned that the owner of his body had no people, no money, no house, and no girlfriend. Wang Bu was very angry. No matter how he traveled through time, he had to give birth to a good child. It would be better to have a mansion and a toilet that occupies an area. They are several acres, and there is a swimming pool right outside the door. It is best to be served by ten or eight girls between the ages of sixteen and twenty, with slender waists, pert buttocks, advanced development, and who scream and chatter, some from America. European ones are best with long legs, and then all my meals are shipped from all over the world, including Japanese sashimi, European caviar, American raw beef, and finally I pick up the domestically produced stuffed fish. Add a clove of garlic to the soup dumplings, chew them a few times, swallow them, and say to the people around you: "Keep the dumplings and feed the rest to the pigs." The thing that worries me every day is when will my family’s money be spent. This kind of time travel is valuable.

It doesn't matter if you are not a rich man, or you are a civil servant or a military general. If you point at the fatuous emperor, I can replace him, and then write an anti-poetry, holding the power of killing in the world, killing the evil and leaving the good to solve the people's problems. The eyes extend beyond the mountains and rivers in the northwest, and the sound shakes the sun and the moon in the southeast. Stretching out one's claws seems to be too small for the cloud road, but why should one be afraid of being sidetracked by the Han Dynasty when one leaps forward? The wind and thunder stir up three thousand waves, and Yi is like a flying dragon fixed in the sky!

Then they rose up, and the whole people responded, and finally climbed onto the great treasure and became above tens of millions of people. This kind of time travel is also a bit interesting. It leaves a name in history. But now, the country has just been stable for less than 20 years. Although the people can't eat, they can't. He will not starve to death. Although the current emperor is relatively stingy and often delays his wages, the veterans from Conglong are still there, as well as the sergeants who have come down from the battlefield, and their combat effectiveness is still there. If you rebel, you are not seeking death.

I have no chance to become a rich man by doing the great work of the Spring and Autumn Period. It seems that soap, shampoo and glass raw bean sprouts are now available. I am also skilled in making wine. 62-degree grain wine has been brewed for a long time. How can I To get rich, how about setting up an Internet company and buying some things? People nowadays don’t have access to mobile phones, let alone the Internet.

Wang Busheng felt that the one in the sky was playing tricks on him. A person who only appeared after thousands of years and traveled across the world did not give himself some superhuman skills. Or even give him a pair of clairvoyant eyes. He had no rights and no family. He seemed to be an orphan. Thinking about it, his time traveling through time was very much like a joke. If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't guarantee that he would still have a chance to travel through time, Wang Busheng would have decided to die and travel through time again. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and the speed with which he swung his hands became faster. Soon.