According to literature records, as early as the Han Dynasty in China ("Health Prescriptions"), there was already a matter of checking a woman's chastity, which is the so-called "gonggongsha". The prescription is: "Lizard or dragonfly, use a device to raise it. He ate cinnabar and his body turned completely red. He ate seven kilograms of food. He pounded ten thousand pestles and dotted women's limbs, which lasted all year round. However, it was reduced during sexual intercourse, hence the name "Shou Gong".
Of course, experienced people can also detect it through the five senses. The physical examination of Liang Nuying, the first queen of Emperor Huan of the Han Dynasty, before entering the palace is recorded in detail: First, an overall examination is carried out. Of course, the main factors are appearance, whether you have a disability, and whether you behave in a manner that is consistent with your appearance. The morning sunlight shines through the window on Liang Nuying's face "like morning glow and snow, so beautiful that it is hard to look at it".
Next, check the facial features. "The eyes are clear and fresh, the eyebrows are straight and curled, the mouth is white and the teeth are bright, the ears are trimmed and the nose is hanging, the shaft is bright and the hair is beautiful, and the position is appropriate." The facial features are correct and just right, and there is no problem of crooked mouth or nose. Then, Wu Ju took off Liang Nuying's clothes. I could only smell the fragrance, and when I reached out to touch it, I felt the texture was greasy and clean. Check all the way down. All private parts must be carefully inspected.
Wenpo can identify a woman based on the appearance of her organs. But there are very few men studying obstetrics and gynecology, and for most men this is not feasible. Therefore, most people can only judge chastity by whether there is "red" when breaking the melon on the first night. When a man gets married, his buds will "see red" on the wedding night, and the membrane will rupture and bleed. This will become the biggest concern for everyone the next morning. Everyone puts the entire chastity issue on that "layer of membrane", but this is very one-sided. After all, sometimes riding a horse or getting injured may damage that membrane.
In The Romance of the West Chamber, after Zhang Sheng and Yingying's first night, Zhang Sheng sang "Earning Evil" and said: "Spring is extremely poisonous, and it is exactly the way to see the new broken melon girl."
Wang Bushi raised his right hand high and said with a wry smile: "Does my vow come true?"
"Are you kidding me? After all, I am a ninth-rank official in the Ming Empire, and I have received the most authentic modern education. You swear," Sun Youcai was very angry. It was obvious that this boy regarded himself as a fool.
"Sir, I was wronged." Wang Bushit was very wronged. He was really wronged.
"There is no one who comes here who doesn't cry out for injustice. Please tell me honestly. Our Tiancishan Town Office has always adhered to the principle of leniency and strictness if you confess. As long as you tell the truth, I can give you a light sentence because you have a good attitude in pleading guilty." , and you can suffer less physical pain,"
"What a lenient sentence, can we be acquitted?"
"Boy, you think too much, but you can use your salary as a substitute. As long as you pay some money, you can be exempted from punishment." Sun Youcai explained that the wages in the Ming Empire were too low, and the big bosses above had huge rights, so they naturally came to visit. There are many people who give gifts. Of course, there are very few people who are as wealthy as the Duke of Min. For example, Li Yutang, the Heavenly Official of the Ministry of Civil Affairs, although he has a good reputation and is a great scholar, there are not a few people who give him gifts every day to build relationships. The lower-level officials have much less power, so they can only increase their income by themselves. For example, Li Zhengli Baoguo swallowed up the money distributed by the government to the low-income households. Although it is not much, the little money adds up to a lot, and it is the money that the descendants can have. After all, he was an official of high rank and his appearance could not be too ugly, so he decided to target the prisoner. Depending on the seriousness of the case, he could go home as long as he paid the corresponding fine. Of course, you have to be honest. If you make another mistake, you will have to pay more.
Upon hearing this, Wang Busui rekindled his hope, so he weakly asked: "Master, how much money do I have to pay?"
"Master, please do the math." Sun Youcai looked at the master happily and asked. After all, everyone who is willing to give money is a friend.
After receiving the order, the master took out an abacus from his pocket and started to pull it. As a cultured person, naturally he is not used to the high technology of calculators. The master soon calculated the result: "Master, I figured it out. Bullying women. According to the laws of the Ming Dynasty, this is a serious crime and can be treated as being beaten to death. Including accommodation, food and health fees, the amount of fines that should be paid is 785 taels. Recently, our Tiancishan Town Office is engaged in activities, and there are also You can enjoy the 20% discount policy. The 20% discount is six hundred and twenty-eight taels. Furthermore, you are the 888th lucky customer of my Tiancishan Town Office. In this way, I will make the decision for you, and I will give you the remaining change. To erase it, it only takes six hundred taels.
It seems that the master has not only studied the Four Books and Five Classics, the Tao of Confucius and Mencius, the saints and sages, but also dabbled in arithmetic, and he has learned it relatively well.
"Listen carefully, as long as you only need six hundred taels, you can regain your freedom," Sun Youcai looked at Wang Busheng with a smile. At this time, he didn't look like an official, but more like a vendor selling his products in the market.
"Um, can we get another discount?" Six hundred taels, which he had never seen in his life, Wang Bushu could only bargain for.
"It can't be any less. I have been an official for so many years. I have always been honest and fair. I give you a fair price. If I give you a cheaper price, wouldn't it feel unfair to others who paid the money? This is not good." . It has always been Sun Youcai's service tenet that a bowl of water should be balanced, and there cannot be any difference.
It is impossible to be innocent. He has no way to prove it. He can only spend money to eliminate disaster. Wang Busheng carefully counted the money he had on him, including the money soaked by water. The total amount was only a hundred taels. Now Not yet on oneself.
"I don't have that much money now." Wang Bushit could only say that he had no choice, no money, and no confidence to speak.
Sun Youcai was very considerate of his customers, "It doesn't matter. Our town government considered that some people are living in poverty and have limited money, so they can raise so much money in a short while, so we specially launched an installment business. All you need to do is pay some deposit and add a small amount of money." The interest is just a matter of regular monthly repayments. In order for the people not to be deprived of food and clothing, we have specially formulated a super-long loan repayment plan, which lasts for thirty years. What a humane policy, we are here for you all the time. Think about it, what do you think?”
Wang Bushi thought about it carefully. As for the long-term loan repayment plan, it was all bullshit. Wang Bushi just wanted to leave here now, so he nodded and said: "Okay, I promise. I will pay one hundred taels first. I still have my luggage." It's at the inn, the master can send someone to get it."
The policeman and Sun Sanniang were on the same team, and the benefits were shared by everyone. Wang Busheng deliberately did not tell that his banknote had already been taken away by Sun Sanniang and his group, just to see if the money belonged to the one sitting on it. No matter how big or small the share, uneven distribution of the spoils can easily lead to death, this is called destroying the other party from within.
Sure enough, Sun Youcai looked at Sun Sanniang with a very unfriendly look, and it was certain that the accounts were unevenly divided.
Feeling Sun Youcai's gaze, Sun Sanniang hurriedly explained: "The old man is like this. Listen to my explanation. He broke many tables, chairs and benches in my shop two nights ago, so I secretly kept some money."
Sun Youcai was very angry. He wanted to take 90%, uh, no, last night Sun Sanniang slept with him all night, and changed it to 8.90%. Among the money she secretly kept was his 8.90%.
That was money in vain, and the landlord's family was also short of food. Sun Youcai was very angry, and he decided to settle for 90%. Women, you can't be spoiled.
Suddenly Wang Bu died and prostrated on the ground again, "Master, I was wronged."
The whole audience was once again stunned. It couldn't be proven. What's the matter? Could it be that this boy was not a real man, just like Hao Liande.
Hao Liande, who was far away in Yingtian Mansion, had just finished reporting the situation to the Emperor when he started sneezing non-stop.
Without waiting for Sun Youcai to ask, Wang Busheng hurriedly explained: "Sir, just now she said that I was penniless. She saw that I was pitiful so she let me stay in an inn and gave me food. But now, she has left I have paid a little money, please ask Sun Sanniang, where did I get this money from?"
This is an inconsistency, and what can be proven is that Sun Sanniang lied.
When Sun Youcai heard this, it made sense. People nowadays are really getting smarter and it's hard to fool them. So he turned to Sun Sanniang and asked, "How do you explain this?"
Sun Sanniang was not panicked. After all, she was a person who had experienced strong winds and waves. She had never seen any emergencies. Soon Sun Sanniang found an excuse and put on an angry look on her face, "Liar, I thought you were just a womanizer." , I never thought that you took advantage of my kindness and deceived me. I only thought that you were at the end of your rope. I never thought that you had planned it. Say, tell me, how long have you been coveting my beauty."
"Master, I was wronged." Sun Sanniang then bent down, slapping the ground with both hands, tears streaming down her face, "That boy had planned it for a long time. I know that I am as good as a fish or a wild goose, and even Zhuo Wenjun and Wang Zhaojun feel inferior to me. But it's not my fault that I'm beautiful. If everyone is like him, how can I live a normal and safe life in the future? Sir, you have to make the decision for me. I must punish him severely and kill the chicken to scare the monkey. Only in this way can I stop it. Something like that happens."
Sun Youcai nodded, "What you said makes sense."
Then he looked at Wang Busheng and said, "Defendant, just because you have money doesn't mean that you don't covet Sun Sanniang's beauty and do beastly things."
Wang Bu was stunned and couldn't understand where Sun Sanniang got the courage to be so self-righteous and where the words she spoke came from. I can only continue to explain: "Master, think about it carefully. I have more than one hundred taels on me. According to the market price, it will only cost more than ten taels for a moment to find a young girl who has not left the court. It will only cost more than ten taels to find an old man with senior experience." The lady is only in her twenties and thirty-two, and she has a good appearance and a plump figure. She needs to have breasts and a butt."
Then he looked at Sun Sanniang: "Excuse me, Comrade Sanniang, who gave you the confidence to make you think that you are as beautiful as a fish or a wild goose, and that the moon is shy of the flower. Zhuo Wenjun and Wang Zhaojun also feel inferior, how can you put true beauty to shame."
Sun Sanniang was so angry that she laughed loudly, "Everyone here can prove that they always praise me like this in bed."
The lobby fell into silence again, and Sun Ergou wanted to explain: "I don't care about appearance. The main reason is that I don't spend money."
Everyone looked at each other a few times, and the meaning was self-evident. It turned out that you were also having an affair with Sun Sanniang. Even the master next to him, who had always been serious, couldn't help but smile awkwardly.
Only the big man smiled a little reluctantly.
Well, this woman has a wide social circle.
Seeing that Wang Bu was still unwilling to believe it, Sun Sanniang asked unconvincedly: "You don't believe it, right? If you don't believe it, you can ask the great master."
There was once a philosophical question, asking whether a beautiful woman looks in the mirror more often, or an ugly woman looks in the mirror more often. There is no answer to this question.
Just like now, the answer to beauty and ugliness is vague. Sun Sanniang firmly believes in her own beauty, or it has become her only hope for survival. Naturally, she didn't allow anyone to question her.
This time it was Sun Youcai who was embarrassed. When he thought about the women he had used so many others, Sun Youcai wanted to go to the hospital for a full-body examination, especially the reproductive department. "Well, beauty or ugliness has nothing to do with the case. We are here." It is not convenient to discuss it in the lobby." ,
"No, sir, it's related." Wang Bushit interrupted Sun Youcai. "Sir, think about it, how will you feel if a woman you don't like stands in front of you?"
Sun Youcai couldn't answer, but he thought it was okay.
Wang Bushi continued: "I don't like women like Sun Sanniang. They are not my cup of tea. How could I do that to someone who makes me want to vomit when I see her? You need to be in the mood to do that."
The case has reached a deadlock at this point. Sun Sanniang can't produce evidence that Wang Bushit did something to her. After all, her membrane has long been broken. Of course, Wang Bushit can't prove that he didn't do anything to her. After all, the king has no membrane even if he is not dead.
Finally the master spoke, "Sir, where did the money on the defendant come from?" According to the usual practice, the master cannot speak in court. After all, he has no class. He just has some urgency to urinate and wants to end the case as soon as possible. He is old and his prostate is not very good.
"Yes, sir." Sun Sanniang hurriedly said, "Master, I suspect that this boy stole the money."
"Nonsense, I earn my own living by carrying luggage for others," Wang Bushu explained hurriedly. Since he is the male protagonist, his character is guaranteed, and he would not deign to deceive him.
"Are you kidding? You can earn more than a hundred taels by carrying someone's luggage." Sun Youcai felt that his IQ was insulted again. When did labor become so valuable? His monthly salary was only a dozen taels.
"No, I'm telling the truth."
"how to prove"?
The king was speechless.
"Master, it's time for torture," the master said at the right time.
Hearing this, Sun Sanniang gave the master a grateful look, and Sun Sanniang planned to repay him tonight.
Sun Youcai nodded, "Okay, you're a tough talker. It seems you won't be punished without severe punishment. Come here."
mighty.
"Wait a minute" Wang Bu Shou shouted loudly.
The crowd was stunned, and Sun Youcai shouted: "What else do you have to say?"
"I plead guilty"
