The fight outside started with the shrill screams of white cats and black dogs, of course mainly from the black dogs, which quickly awakened the people in the courtyard. Although Duke Min was jealous of the Holy Emperor and always seemed to be very low-key, no matter how low-key a person was, his subordinates No matter what, there will be more than ten or twenty nursing homes to ensure the safety of his family.
After a while, a few people ran out of the yard. They were all powerful and strong, holding weapons in their hands, and had ferocious faces. Well, the main thing was that they were all ugly. White cats and black dogs were incomparable to them. , after all, their ugly ex-husbands may not be followed by others.
Although Lao Immortal is not afraid of them, there is no need for conflict. If the white cat and black dog hadn't been greedy for his money, Lao Immortal wouldn't have taught them a lesson. It was his own coffin book. It was not easy to save it. Lao Immortal I wanted to go up and explain that I just wanted to see Duke Min, but I never thought that my words had not been spoken yet. The white cat who was unconscious just now suddenly came back to life with full health. He suddenly stood up and ran to the side of the obviously leader of the nursing home. His movements were so agile that even the old immortal didn't react. Everyone was stunned for a moment. How could the person who was lying on the ground just now, uncertain about his life or death, suddenly return to his original state and move so quickly? Did he take medicine? What brand was it? Where did he buy it? Was it Songjiang Prefecture? That miracle doctor with the elixir of death, does he need to buy some self-defense?
Drunkard, the head of the nursing home of Duke Min's Mansion, was also a person who followed Duke Min to conquer the world. He also made countless contributions and overcame obstacles without any rivals. His only hobby is drinking. Drinking will ruin things. This is a profound conclusion reached over thousands of years. , the drunkard is greedy for drink, and he will get drunk every time. Once, he even drank too much and beat the current emperor. If the drunkard hadn't made outstanding achievements and Duke Shouyi of Min was interceding, grass would have grown on the drunkard's grave by now. It was also because of greed for drinking. When the Ming Empire was established, rewards were based on merit, and there was nothing wrong with being an alcoholic. After all, it was a person who had beaten the current emperor, so it was not easy to stay alive. Fortunately, alcoholics were happy with their luck and did not covet power. It didn't matter whether he was an official or not, he still continued to work for the Wang family and made a living by looking after the Wang family's homes and nursing homes. Wang Shouyi also took good care of him, and the drunkard became at ease.
No, the drunkard is drinking wine in the house. This wine was bought from the countryside by the trustee of the Second Young Master Wang Ji. It is pure grain and has no additives. It tastes much stronger than the wine produced by the current industrial assembly line. At the moment, the drunkard is eating Peanuts, a small amount of wine, a mouthful of fine wine, and a strong and refreshing fragrance suddenly flowed throughout the body. The drunkard suddenly exclaimed: "It's so refreshing."
Suddenly someone broke in from outside and shouted: "Oh no, Mr. Jiu, someone is making trouble in our Duke's Mansion."
"What, what, what? There is still someone who dares to make trouble in our Duke's Mansion. This person is lighting a lamp in the toilet - seeking death." The drunkard slapped the table, drank the glass of wine in one gulp, and went out.
You must know that there were no princes in the dynasty, and the highest honor was the Duke. The uncles and marquises below were even more pitiful. Your Majesty is very stingy today. Granting so many titles requires more salary. Therefore, the honors of the Ming Empire You can count the nobles on one hand, and there are only four Dukes. You cannot be disrespectful. If someone dares to come to find trouble, that does not exist. Ever since the Duke of Min's Mansion was listed, there has never been a situation where anyone caused trouble. There weren't even people making noise outside the gate. To put it bluntly, even if they couldn't take a detour, the people who passed by the gate of Duke Min's Mansion would have passed by on tiptoe. There would be trouble today, how could a drunkard not do it? I was unexpectedly excited. I haven't done anything for a long time. I have athlete's foot. Well, no, I'm lucky. I want to practice even if I'm an alcoholic.
But what I saw when I went out was an old man. He was thin and his clothes were stained. It was obvious that the old man was not a master. He was a drunkard and a bit resentful. Teaching such a person a lesson would not count as killing.
The white cat ran to the drunkard, showing a mournful look, and cried: "Jiujiu, are you here? You have to make the decision for us. This old man wants to break into the Duke's mansion, we I urge you, the Duke of Guo is not feeling well and cannot see guests. Who would have thought that this old man would insist on breaking in? Think about it, as the servants of the Duke's Mansion, we will naturally not allow anyone to break into the Duke's Mansion without permission. , interrupting the Duke's rest and affecting the Duke's health. The Duke's health is the top priority. The court cannot do without the Duke, and the people need the Duke to live a long life. We will go up and explain in every possible way, Who would have thought that the old man was so stubborn that he refused to listen no matter what we said, insisted on breaking in, and finally took action. As servants of the Duke of Min, we are taught by the Duke of Min all the time and cannot act casually. When you fight with others, you should not bully others and endanger the village. This is what the masters say, and we strictly require ourselves to do so. Seeing that he is old, we are afraid of hurting him, so we dare not fight back. We can only try to prevent him from getting in. When I entered the Duke's palace, who could have imagined that he would be so vicious and cruel. Even though I couldn't resist him with my martial arts skills, I was injured in many places, and my good brother Black Dog was even more mistreated." At this moment, the white cat is covering his stomach with one hand and supporting his waist with the other. If it weren't for his gender, some people would still believe him if he said he was two months pregnant, because the postures are very similar.
Because he fell to the ground just now, there was a lot of dust on the white cat's body, and he looked like he was injured. Look at the black dog still squatting on the ground holding his head. The assailant still had a stick in his hand, and the white cat Tears streamed down their cheeks, and they acted like they were in great pain. No need to think too much, the drunkard already believed their words. After all, they were acting people, so it was easy for people to believe them.
"Shout loudly, where does this bad old man dare to run wild in Min Guogong's mansion?" The drunkard put his hands on his hips, looked at the old immortal, and then let out a satisfied belch.
The old man wanted to go up and explain, but before he could say anything, the drunkard continued: "Okay, old man, if you don't say anything, I'll beat you until you open your mouth."
He told the other guards: "Why are you still standing there, take him down."
"Yes," the nurse came forward in response, and several people quickly surrounded the old immortal, each with a fierce look on their face.
I can't help it. It seems that today's matter will not be easy to solve. There is no chance to explain. I can only fight first and talk later.
The drunkard is not worried at all about taking down the old immortal. Although his subordinates have never fought in actual combat, they are all trained by him, so he is still confident. His master was a good soldier in the army at that time, and he was also very skilled in martial arts. Naturally, no matter how bad his subordinates were, they couldn't be any worse.
After looking at the eye-catching signatures on the white cat, the drunkard asked: "This is written by the eunuch."
Bai Mao nodded, but he didn't dare to mention the word eunuch. Hao Liande was not only a eunuch, but also had soldiers under his command. He also served as the commander of the Jinyi Guards. He was the head of a secret service. He might not know what he said. He was deceived and eventually died of 360 kinds of torture.
"Hao Liande is so shameless when he writes so ugly and scrawls on other people's bodies." Drunkards really don't like people who like to show off their culture, especially those so-called masters who paint on other women's bodies, no matter what they are. Art, this is obviously a hooligan, cloaked in the guise of culture, but doing beastly things.
This time the white cat didn't dare to nod. He was afraid that his death would be even worse.
'Stand still and I will correct it for you.' After saying this, the drunkard took out a pen from his arms.
The darling of soldiers in wartime and the outcast in peacetime. Since ancient times, the status of warriors in peacetime has always been so embarrassing. They are always despised by the literati. If they don't go to war, they will spend most of the national treasury. Every time they are owed pay, If there is no supply of food and grass, they are unwilling to work. If they call for a strike, they have no noble consciousness of serving the country and the people. You can't fight without wages, and you can't fight without enough food. So what if you sacrifice a little? Hungry for the sake of the court. What's wrong with the belly of the day, a bunch of bastards, things that are worse than dogs. Basically, the status of warriors has been classified as a low-level person by those educated people, and it is lower than that of a young lady who sells her flesh and blood.
Under the influence of this general trend, many warriors are unwilling to practice bow and horse, learn new weapons and skills, and will imitate those Qingliu literati who wrote poems and lyrics, and are unwilling to mention that they were born in the military. Drunkards don't feel inferior to others, but they do follow the example of people who always carry a pen with them wherever they go. They take it out from time to time to sign people's names, mention something, and so on. Cultural people are good at this.
No, the drunkard took out the pen, and the white cat's face turned dark, saying, "Drunkard, don't do it."
"Stop talking nonsense, I'll beat you to death if you keep blabbering. Feed the pigs." Well, pigs are omnivores and will eat anything, just like the man sitting on the dragon's throne, who will eat everything. Even an alcoholic will not be afraid of pigs or pigs, or...苋. Jinyiwei will not invite a drunkard to Beizhen Fusi for tea just because of this. They still look at people's behavior. The Duke of Min's mansion is not something that a small Jinyi captain can provoke. When looking at people in this world, they first look at their background.
The white cat shut up. He was not afraid of feeding the pigs. He was afraid that drunkards would cripple him and thus lose his promising job as a janitor. Do one job and love one job. White cat has fallen deeply in love with this profession, just like Like Xiao Taohong's pouty lips.
The white cat did not dare to lower his head to see how the drunkard had arranged his clothes. A few tears fell down his cheeks, leaving a clean trail. The white cat was filled with grief, but for the sake of his career, he could only feel sorry for his descendants. No, the family heirloom is gone.
Soon the drunkard finished his masterpiece and looked at it carefully. His face was filled with the joy of completion. He patted the white cat on the head and said with a smile: "White cat, take a look quickly."
An alcoholic is like a bad guy who bullied your wife and wants you to watch. Bai Mao really wants to beat him to death, but he doesn't dare, well, for work.
Wiping his tears, the white cat looked at the drunkard and said, "Can I not look at it?"
"No", the answer is simple and cannot be rejected.
Shedding tears again, the white cat lowered his head and was shocked when he saw his clothes. The masculine signature of the white cat had disappeared and was replaced by a cartoon pig. This pig seemed to have been mentioned by Xiao Taohong. , what’s the name of Peppa Pig? It’s a variety imported from the beautiful country.
"How's my painting?" The drunkard laughed, showing his white teeth. This is his proud work. In order to paint well, he watched the TV for a long time. It's quite cool for such a grown man to watch cartoons. Affect the image.
Although an alcoholic looks rough and arrogant on the outside, he is still very fragile on the inside. He will also be like a child, hoping to be praised for doing good deeds, and hoping to be recognized by people for completing a work.
The white cat nodded, with a slight cry: "The wine master's painting is really good. This Peppa Pig is lifelike, cute and honest, with the charm that a pig should have, especially the big nose. Look carefully, does it look like it?" It is the sun at seven or eight o'clock in the morning, full of vitality, like beating life, strong and powerful, and the most important thing is that it can increase people's appetite because it is fat enough."
The large piece of clothing in front is covered with paint, so it doesn't look fat.
After receiving the affirmation, although he was not an expert, the drunkard was very satisfied. He patted the white cat on the head with a smile and said: "Where, where, the painting is not good, the painting is not good, the praise is too much, it is too much. ".
Picking up the pen, he continued: "Come on, turn around, I'll draw another one, by the way, what does Peppa Pig's brother want?"
"George" finished answering, the white cat turned around obediently, tears falling like a kite with its string broken, I'm sorry, my descendants, goodbye, Xiao Taohong's 50% discount.
