Li Jinzhong and Li Jincheng's journey has been very difficult. They have been pampered since they were young. They have never touched the Yangchun water with their fingers, and they cannot distinguish between grains. They open their mouths when food comes, stretch out their hands when clothes come, and they don't even know whether bananas grow on the ground or on trees. , but this time they endured hardships, suffered a lot, and were taught a terrible lesson by Wang Busheng. Of course, these were all psychological. Fortunately, Wang Busheng did not torture them much. After being let go, they hurriedly went down the mountain. Who knows? When the two brothers went up the mountain, their thoughts were on Zhang Jinghui and they failed to remember the way. Plus it was night, so they actually got lost. They walked around in the mountain for several days, drinking a few sips of dew when they were thirsty and picking food when they were hungry. They had some wild fruits to satisfy their hunger, and coupled with their lack of experience in surviving in the wild, they ended up with diarrhea for several days. Fortunately, they had more meat on their bodies. If they were ordinary people, they would probably have diarrhea and die on the mountain.
They finally walked down the mountain today. They were very happy. They finally escaped from the devil's nest and returned to the world. They were very happy. When they saw an inn, they wanted to eat something. After all, people are like iron and rice is like steel. They haven't eaten for a few days. , they were also starving.
Who would have thought that a phoenix that landed on the ground is not as good as a chicken, a tiger that fell to the ground was bullied by a dog, and today they were scolded by a shrew. How could they not be angry? Bullying is their specialty, and scolding is their way of defying the weak and endangering the villagers. Essential skills.
Let’s first introduce the players. The main male actor is naturally Li Jinzhong. As a big shot, Li Jincheng will definitely be the last one to appear.
From the time Li Jinzhong was born, he either bullied others or was on the way to bullying others. It didn't matter if he scolded others. He could scold you and not do the same thing all day long. The force value and experience value are both very high.
But looking at the female contestant Sun Sanniang, an only child, pampered and pampered, she already has the first element of the plan to cultivate a shrew. Of course, this is not certain. As the same saying goes, as long as you work hard and the iron rod is ground into a needle, as long as you pay attention to training, what kind of person They can all breed shrews. Sun Sanniang, the overlord of this generation in Tiancishan Town, because she knew how to sacrifice her own body, she won over some people, including the officials and servants of Tiancishan Town’s yamen, as well as the ruffians in the town. In short, there were people in her family, and she even maintained He has an unbeaten record of 300 games and has the momentum to continue.
Faced with Sun Sanniang's insult just now, Li Jinzhong began to respond, "Ba Po, you are blind. Which eye can see that we are beggars?"
"I've seen both of my eyes, including the one at the back. You are just beggars." Put your hands on your hips, poke your fat buttocks, and look down at Li Jinzhong and Li Jincheng. Sun Sanniang already had the advantage in terms of momentum.
"One eye can't recognize Mount Tai, and three eyes can't recognize the uncle. What's the use of having eight eyes."
"My eyes are used to find men, and those behind me are to serve men, not to look at beggars. Those who are rich are the masters, and those who have no money are beggars. The rich beggars are also masters, and the uncles who have no money are worse than beggars." Sun Sanniang refused to give in at all.
How could a man be overpowered by a woman, not to mention that Li Jinzhong always liked to be in a position of power, so he continued to scold: "Damn you, with your looks, even beggars can't look down on you, so you can only give money." The rich are not necessarily the uncles, the real rich are the uncles."
It was obvious that the uncle in Li Jinzhong's words was referring to people like him.
Sun Sanniang didn't bother to argue with these two people anymore, and directly took out her trump card, "Okay, do you two have any money?"
Li Jinzhong suddenly lost his temper. He originally had money, but in the end, he was fooled by Wang Busheng. In the end, the remaining eighty taels were also looted by Wang Busheng. At this moment, he was penniless. However, in Songjiang Mansion, there is no problem if you don’t have money. Usually you are just looking for a face, so as long as you show your face, everything is not a problem.
With arrogance in his tone, Li Jinzhong said: "Uncle, I never need to bring money with me when I eat. My face is money."
"Fart, just a piece of pig head meat, it's worth several taels of silver." Sun Sanniang despises people who tighten their belts and pretend to be uncles.
Although he was despised and scolded as pig head meat, Li Jinzhong didn't care. He went on to say: "You can have money if you want. When we finish eating, I will ask the butler to bring it to you. My father is an official of the imperial court."
"Get out of here, uncle. Although I am a country girl, I have seen the world. I am not stupid. If you want to eat a king's meal, there is no way." Sun Sanniang was even more contemptuous. No normal person would be polite to a bully.
"There is a door in the heart, and there are doors everywhere." Li Jinzhong said a very Zen word, then rolled up his sleeves and rushed into the inn. Without money, he would definitely not be allowed in. Li Jinzhong planned to force his way in.
How could Sun Sanniang let them in? She stepped forward to stop them, and soon the two of them were fighting each other.
Wang Busui watched with relish and had no sympathy at all for what happened to Li's cousins. Evil will be punished and evil will be punished by evil. As long as there is a difference between good and evil, people will naturally be very happy in their hearts.
It has to be said that Wang Busheng did not expect Sun Sanniang's fighting power. Even Li Jinzhong on the battlefield did not expect that Li Jinzhong was scarred at this moment. His face had been scratched by Sun Sanniang with several bloody marks, and his clothes had been scratched. The branches were torn and torn, and after being pulled several times by Sun Sanniang, they had basically turned into strips.
However, Sun Sanniang was no better. Her face was originally covered with flour. Li Jinzhong used his own weight to push her to the ground. Her face was naturally stained, and her carefully styled hairstyle turned into a chicken coop. Several buttons on Sun Sanniang's shirt also fell off. Wang Busui's guess was correct. As expected, Sun Sanniang's upper body was in a vacuum state.
Although he was very plump, Li Jinzhong was not interested in beauty because he was too ugly. Li Jinzhong pressed his body on Sun Sanniang's body, held down Sun Sanniang's arms with both hands, and hit his head hard against Sun Sanniang's chest. go.
Sun Sanniang felt a burst of pain in her chest and was worried that it would be broken. After all, it was a cheap item. Finding the right moment, he raised his knee hard and bumped into Li Jinzhong's chest. Li Jinzhong focused all his energy on attacking the opponent's chest. He was caught off guard and was hit with a click and a feeling of being broken.
Li Jincheng, who was just a bystander, couldn't help it anymore and quickly joined the battlefield. Facing two male opponents, no matter how strong a master Sun Siniang is, she is still no match for them. It was quickly stopped.
The body was held down by a large font, because the hairless white pig, well, the two black spots were quite big, and in the battle just now, Sun Sanniang's super clothes had also been torn.
Finally victorious, Li Jinzhong also breathed a sigh of relief, but the impact just now still hurt him. Seeing Sun Sanniang, Li Jinzhong suddenly became angry in his heart, hit his head heavily on Sun Sanniang, and cursed: "You are so ugly at this age. You are so old, you put on makeup, and you imitate other people's sex appeal. You are planning to disgust people all over the world. You have such a vicious heart."
Click, of course Sun Sanniang had no eggs to break, but it was still very painful. A heartbreaking scream came from Sun Sanniang's mouth, which was more painful than her first time. At that time, Sun Sanniang was seven years old, and her target was a salesman walking in the streets. , the price is a candied haws, the kind that doesn’t have any sugar on it.
"Old man, where did you die? Please help me quickly." Sun Sanniang started calling for help.
When Li Jinzhong and Li Jincheng heard that there were helpers, they all looked up, but did not notice Wang Busheng. Soon a big man ran out from inside, with his upper body bare and a pair of shorts on. His upper body was muscular, and a tuft of hair on his chest remained. Extending to the navel, the pectoralis major muscles look like those of a girl who has just developed. Looking at the arms, they are really thicker than some people's thighs, and the biceps femoris are overly developed. The most important thing is that this man is very tall. You must know that people live a very hard life. Although they are not hungry, when it comes to nutrition, there is no such thing. Therefore, he is not very tall. There are rumors in the world. There was a swordsman named Li Bai in the Tang Dynasty who was 1.9 meters tall, but I don’t know whether it was true or not, but the man in front of me was even taller than the poet Li Bai, over two meters tall. With such conditions, he should serve the country. I once thought that his world was just a kitchen, which was very disappointing.
The big man ran out of the kitchen and shouted: "Darling, my little sweetheart, what's wrong with you?"
"You're blind. I'm about to be raped. Why don't you come over and help me quickly?" Sun Sanniang cursed loudly. The pain in her crotch did not stop her from cursing.
Seeing such a big figure, Li Jinzhong and Li Jincheng were already frightened. They were about to be crushed. They were already rivals of Sun Sanniang, and with someone whose strength value exploded just by looking at it, how could they? Don't make them worry or scared.
The big man ran out, touched his head, and said in a very embarrassed manner: "Dear, I haven't started yet. What I haven't done yet means I haven't done it yet. How can I help you?"
"You're stupid. I've been fucked by someone before, so you've become a cuckold and become a bastard."
Onlooker Wang Bushit rubbed his nose and smiled bitterly. He was shot even though he was lying down.
"I like the green one too, hehe, it will definitely look good on me."
The onlookers around were also surprised when they saw this scene. It turned out that this big man was a bit mentally retarded.
Li Jinzhong was so happy when he saw this, he moved even more wildly. He pressed his knees on Sun Sanniang's legs, stretched his hands to Sun Sanniang's upper body and said with a smile: "Big man, you know, this will help to grow again, give me a little Time, I can guarantee that you will have something to drink every day.”
"Really?" The big man was very happy
"Really, I swear in the name of God," Li Jinzhong said affirmatively.
"Thank you very much, please hurry up." The big man thanked him happily.
"No thanks, no thanks, helping others is the basis of my happiness." With permission, Li Jinzhong's actions became even more unrestrained.
Li Jinzhong is a master of love affairs. Li Jinzhong has also patronized basically all the major entertainment venues in Songjiang Prefecture, from big hotels like Whiskey with foreign girls to small bathhouses in corner alleys. In order to improve the quality and enjoyment, Li Jinzhong does not He gave up studying and read some "literary masterpieces" as must-reads before going to bed. He also frequently consulted foreign friends for advice. When it came to technology, Li Jinzhong was definitely the overlord.
Sun Sanniang is not a woman who adheres to women's ways and keeps her body as pure as jade. She has never been picky about men. However, those farmers in the countryside have no such tricks. It is not like Li Zheng's family who has high technology such as computers. Basically, within three minutes It's over and no time is wasted.
After several attempts by Li Jinzhong, Sun Sanniang actually started to feel something, her body relaxed, and she gave up resistance.
At the same time, Li Jinzhong also felt something, and his movements became more unrestrained. Sun Sanniang closed her eyes and began to enjoy.
Although the big man was a bit stupid, after seeing the performance of these two people, he finally realized something. The old man Zhang who poured Yexiang two days ago was like this. He was also like this at the beginning, and then he took off his pants, including Liu Guangguan, who delivered the food. There is also Li Captou from the town government.
"Good boy, it turns out you want to have sex with my wife." Li Jinzhong and Li Jincheng were thrown far away with each hand.
