Appearance is a destiny and cannot be decided by oneself. Of course, that was the view of the ancients, but it is no longer the case. Appearances can still be man-made on the basis of destiny.
This is a society that values faces. Beautiful things always attract attention and bring you unexpected benefits. Of course, your face can also be eaten, for example. Beautiful and delicious.
But now, what Wang Bushit said still makes sense. After all, this is an era where homosexuality is popular. Handsome guys with more money will still be very popular.
Qian Duo's head was full of black lines, and his face was also full of shyness. He praised himself for being handsome, but he was still happy to hear it, provided that what just happened didn't happen. The vague feeling coming from his butt made Qian Duo feel ashamed. I wonder if I should die to defend my innocence.
After thinking about it, I gave up because I had more money. I was still young, and the modernization of the Ming Empire still needed me. I couldn't just die. For the sake of the country and the people of the Ming Empire, I had to live strong, even with humiliation. .
After looking at Wang Fusei, Qian Zaozhi said: "Brother Fusei, can we discuss something?"
"What's the matter? Tell me." Wang Busui had already guessed something in his mind. He asked in a pretentious manner,
"Look at what happened today, can you keep it a secret for me?" Qian Duoduo said carefully, looking at Wang Busheng with eager eyes, hoping that Wang Busheng would have amnesia or something like that, of course, such as myocardial infarction, cerebral thrombosis, etc. is also possible. As long as you can't speak.
"No problem, I guarantee it with my own character," Wang Busheng swore, and then he smiled and patted Qian Yu's butt and said, "This is a secret between you and me, and I won't tell you even if you beat me to death."
Qian Duo was stunned. Qian Duo didn’t know much about Wang Busheng’s character. He was just worried when he thought of seeing Qian’s eyes wide open. After hearing the last sentence, Qian Duo was even more worried. , what do you mean this is a secret between you and me, it seems like we have some relationship.
Qian Duoduo rubbed his hands, and then said sheepishly: "Look, little brother Immortal, it's not that I don't believe you, it's like this. I think you can make a poisonous oath or something."
Wang Bushi took more money in his arms and said with a smile: "Swearing poison or not swearing poison is a game played by children. Only fools take it seriously. Let's go and get revenge."
I don't want more money, but I can't do anything. Swearing is just a game between children. What I seek is just inner comfort, and the possibility of it coming true is also very low. After all, the gods in the sky are also very busy, and the pressure is too great. Need to work and earn money.
When he came to Li Jinzhong, Wang Busheng tied up Li Jinzhong with clothes in the same way.
Li Jinzhong, who weighed nearly 200 kilograms, was dragged to Li Jincheng's side by Wang Busheng.
Wang Bu's death's blow was not a heavy blow, but Li Jincheng was still unconscious and had a smile on his lips. He must have been having a sweet dream.
Seeing this, Wang Busui kicked Li Jincheng hard. Li Jincheng woke up and cursed: "Which bastard dares to kick me?"
Opening his eyes, what he saw was a big foot slowly approaching him, slowly getting bigger, and finally reaching in front of him, "Ouch", Li Jincheng's big fat face was hit again, and his body leaned back, He fell backwards, but luckily Li Jinzhong was right next to him, and Li Jincheng happened to be on top of Li Jinzhong.
Wang Bu Die said with a smile: "I am not a bastard, I am Wang Bu Die."
Li Jinzhong was also awakened by his cousin's pressure and slowly opened his eyes.
Suddenly he felt that his arms were tied and struggled a few times. Just give up when you see no use.
Li Jinzhong and Li Jincheng quickly understood and asked: "Haha, it turns out to be the immortal little brother. Do you think there is any misunderstanding? If something happens, please let us go first."
"Hahaha, there is no misunderstanding. The matter is actually very simple. If you two want to do bad things, I will do it bravely. Of course, you can also call me a hero." Wang Budie is still unwilling to do good deeds without leaving his name.
"Misunderstanding, definitely a misunderstanding. We are gentlemen, we never do bad things, and we often donate money and materials to the Hope Project, poor women and children. I am a candidate for the Ming Empire's "Five Good Youths", how could I do such a beast?" "
Li Jincheng explained, with a sincere and righteous tone, and a look of extreme grievance on his face. The wind was rustling and the water was cold. It was so pitiful that he was wronged.
Li Jinzhong was probably a little dizzy after being hit by the tree trunk. His head was not working well before, and it was even more so now. He asked a very idiotic question: "What organization is the Hope Project? Are there any beauties?"
With his hands tied, Li Jincheng kicked Li Jinzhong on the butt and cursed: "Shut up."
Then he turned to look at Wang Bushit with a smile and said, "Just think of him as farting."
"You two are really good at it. You fart and make such a loud noise," Wang Bushit said with a smile.
Seeing Li Jinzhong, Qian Duoduo thought of the humiliation he had suffered. He was filled with grief and anger, and said viciously: "I can kill him for all the nonsense."
According to the "Law for the Protection of Women and Children of the Ming Empire", those who bully women will be beaten to death on the spot. And the person who hits someone does not need to bear responsibility.
It's just that Li Jincheng committed an attempted crime and didn't even enter the tent. If someone said they just couldn't sleep at night and went out for a walk, and he had no evidence, it would be illegal to beat them to death.
Let’s not mention Li Jin Zhongcheng’s failure. The Ming Empire did not have a “Law for the Protection of Old and Young Men,” and it was not illegal to bully men.
In fact, because Li Jinzhong's crime tools were too small and his belly was too big, Li Jinzhong did not put in the butt with more money at all. The butt with more money had feelings. It was completely because he was overthinking and thinking. If you have more, you will feel it.
"It's against the law to kill someone," Wang Bushu consoled him, "it's better to teach him a lesson."
Asking for more money is just an angry talk. Not to mention killing people, he wouldn't dare to kill chickens. He is a weak scholar with no strength to tie a chicken.
Wang Bushi smiled and consoled him: "Don't be angry, I will definitely satisfy you."
Qian Duoduo had an angry look on his face, while Wang Bushi comforted him, much like a pair of affectionate gay friends.
Turning his head to look at Li Jinzhong and Li Jincheng, Wang Busheng changed his expression, but the smirk at the corner of his mouth could not be changed.
"You want to live?" Wang Bushit said.
"Think, think." The two of them nodded quickly. It was better to be lazy than to die, not to mention that they still had so much money at home waiting to be spent.
"Well, just do as I say. Otherwise, I will kill you and bury you here without anyone noticing." Wang Busui threatened, but it was also true. It was impossible to bury three or five people in the wilderness at night. questionable.
The two people nodded again and again, "Definitely, definitely".
A phoenix that lands on the ground is not as good as a chicken. A tiger that falls on the ground is bullied by a dog. A man is a man who can bend and stretch. Gou Jian also ate shit, and Han Xin also got into other people's crotches.
After patting Qian Duoduo, Wang Bushu smiled and said to Qian Duoduo: "Watch it, I will avenge you."
Wang Bushi cleared his throat: "Get ready, you do what I say."
Seeing the smile that grew on Wang Bushit's lips. Li Jincheng felt very bad.
Without looking at the two of them, Wang Bushi said: "You lay down gently on the bed. The bed was very soft and big, and you sunk deeply into it."
"Hey, what are you looking at? Why don't you do it?" Seeing that the two of them didn't move, Wang Busui shouted.
Li Jincheng was full of grievances and said weakly: "There is no bed here."
"You are a pig. You have never watched "The Professional Qualities of an Actor". You have a bed in your heart and there are beds everywhere. Can you imagine?"
Wang Busui cursed because he hated the iron. He was helpless when he encountered such an unenlightened student. Under every old master, there would always be a few with poor qualifications and poor comprehension ability. For example, Li Jinzhong and Li Jincheng.
The two people were shocked and thought to themselves, "It turns out that this kid likes to watch theater, and it's a live version."
Helpless, and unable to resist, they just obeyed and the two of them slowly lay on the ground. Neither of them had any clothes on. Li Jinzhong didn't have any clothes at all, while Li Jincheng was in better condition and still had some shorts on him. The ground was full of stones, and the two of them were hurt by the stones when they lay down.
"Stop, stop, stop, are you pigs? I'm talking about you, not you." Wang Busheng was very unhappy. No matter how knowledgeable the old master was, there was nothing he could do about such a student. "Get up and start over."
"Uh" The two of them looked at each other and had no choice but to stand up.
Wang Bushit continued: "You lay down gently on the bed. The bed was very soft and big, and you sunk deeply into it."
Seeing Wang Bushi's emotional look, the two of them wanted to laugh. When they thought that the occasion was not right, they held back. Since they like to watch the theater, they would accompany them. Although they were unwilling to do so, it was much better than losing their lives.
Looking at each other, Li Jinzhong was helpless. Facing Li Jincheng, he could only lie down by himself. He was hit by a stone again. Although he had a lot of flesh on his body, it still hurt. Li Jinzhong closed his eyes tightly, his face was twisted, and his mouth was howling. It was very painful.
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"Your grandfather, are you forcing me to scold you? You are lying on the bed, not in the coffin. What are you doing with that expression? Be happy, with a touch of enjoyment and satisfaction," Wang Busei said from the side.
Qian Daduo didn't know what Wang Busheng planned to do, but he was very happy to see the two of them being tortured, and even his own butt felt better.
Li Jinzhong's face was full of astonishment. The audience's demands were quite high. He had no choice but to grit his teeth and persevere in order to survive.
The big mouth is cracked and the teeth are exposed. Well, it is quite ugly, but it is also happy. This is the effect that comedy wants.
"Ah, the bed is so comfortable. Hey, Li Jinzhong, this is your line." Wang Busheng was very conscientious and even thought up the lines for them.
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"Ah. Oh. Wow, this bed is so comfortable, soft and slippery," Li Jinzhong said helplessly. Since he let go, it didn't matter.
"Well, the young man is good," Wang Busheng was very satisfied. He still had to praise when it was time to praise him: "You tossed and turned on the bed."
Li Jinzhong's head was covered with black lines, and he was still turning over and over on the ground. It hurt, but he couldn't help it. The situation was not as good as others, so he could only turn over a few times symbolically. Fortunately, Wang Bu died and he didn't pursue it.
Wang Bushit continued: "You lie down on the bed and close your eyes. Hey, Li Jinzhong, you have shit in your head. I said lie down, not lie down."
Li Jinzhong turned over and closed his eyes.
Wang Busheng continued to read: "He walked over gently, his steps were very light, like a dog looking for food,"
Pointing at Li Jincheng, he said: "Hey, Li Jincheng, stop looking, it's your turn."
Li Jincheng looked at it enthusiastically and admired Wang Busheng's hobbies. He was planning to organize more activities like this when he went back to enrich his daily life. He was suddenly called out, and he was so frightened that he almost fell down. Pointing at himself, he said in astonishment: "There's still me"?
"Nonsense, hurry up and do it," Wang Busheng continued: "He walked over gently, his steps were very light, like a dog looking for food."
Li Jincheng also had black streaks all over his head. It must be a wolf or a tiger looking for food. How could he become a dog? It’s terrible to be uneducated. He cursed in his heart, but Li Jincheng did what he did.
He bent over and walked very lightly, but he didn't look like a dog looking for food, but like Xian Khan planning to visit the widow's house. Moreover, he went to the house naked.
Seeing that Li Jincheng did as he was told, Wang Bushit continued, "His eyes suddenly emitted an animal-like light. It was like a plate of pork head that was burnt on the outside but on the inside."
"Um" Several people present were shocked. Well, dogs are also animals, but this Li Jinzhong is very fat, but it is not pig head meat. This should be called roast suckling pig.
Wang Busheng also felt that his description was not appropriate, so he continued: "No, no more pig head meat, just a plump beauty."
Li Jincheng looked back at Wang Busheng and said, "This is difficult for me." She was plump and beautiful. Indeed, Li Jincheng never entered the film and television academy. At most, he had some contacts with female students. Well, it's basically all in bed. It's much less difficult to imagine Li Jinzhong as a pig's head than as a beautiful woman.
Wang Busheng also felt very embarrassed, so he said, "Just think of him as Yang Yuhuan."
Li Jincheng had no choice but to imagine Li Jinzhong as the beauties he knew, such as the great beauty Zhang Jinghui and the famous star Zhang Jingjun, and the effect was much better.
Li Jincheng's eyes were full of energy, and when he looked at Li Jinzhong, his nausea was much better.
"Suddenly, he strode towards the beautiful woman, like a hungry tiger pouncing on food." Wang Busheng suddenly spoke faster.
Uh, okay, the dog turned into a tiger again.
Li Jincheng just couldn't complete the forward pounce.
As if telepathic, Wang Busui kicked Li Jincheng on the butt. Li Jincheng was unprepared and unable to defend himself. His body leaped forward and landed right on Li Jinzhong.
Li Jincheng was very lucky because if he fell to the ground, he would definitely be injured. Fortunately, my cousin was brave enough to catch him with his own body.
Li Jinzhong had already accepted his fate, and he heard Wang Busheng's words clearly. He didn't even hide, he just lay on the ground like a dead sow, no, a boar.
With a groan, Li Jinzhong felt Li Jincheng, who weighed more than 200 kilograms, fall on him.
Seeing that the effect was very good, Wang Busi continued, "He gently touched your butt."
Hearing this, Li's cousins felt a chill, and finally understood what Wang Bushit was going to do. They were going to enjoy a realistic version of an unhealthy little movie, and it was also a same-sex version.
Both of them were frozen there, showing no interest in either man.
After hearing this, the happiest thing was of course that he had more money, a smile on his face, and his handsome face looked even more bright and charming.
Seeing that the two of them did not move, Wang Busheng cursed angrily: "If you don't continue, what are you waiting for?"
"Brother Wang, Uncle Wang, we were wrong, we know we were wrong, please forgive us," the two begged for mercy with tears in their eyes.
Wang Bushit ignored the two men's pleas for mercy and kicked up the stones on the ground and hit them. The sharp stones scratched their bodies, leaving a trail of blood.
"Hurry up, or I'll bury you alive," Wang Bushit said viciously.
When the two saw this, they were helpless. The debts they owed must always be repaid. They secretly swore in their hearts that they would make Wang Bu die look good if they had the chance in the future.
Li Jincheng had no choice but to touch Li Jinzhong's big ass.
I was very satisfied with the performance of the two of them, and there was a smile on their faces: "Pay attention to your expressions."
