The noisy cicada forest is more than quiet, and the bird singing mountain is even more secluded.
Wang Busheng lay in his little nest, looking at the sky outside. The moon and stars were shining in the sky, fireflies were dancing in the dark night, frogs were chirping, and the cicadas on the trees added to the quiet night. Added a little bit of interest.
Wang Bu Die lay in his little nest. Although he was tired from the day, Wang Bu Die didn't feel sleepy at all. Countless reasons were wandering in his mind. Why did Lao Bu Die leave him on the mountain and go down the mountain alone? Where did he go? , who is that fat man, why is he stopping him, and who is the person who instructs him.
There were countless whys, but Wang Busui didn't have any answers. For the first time in so many years, Wang Busui was troubled. There are problems that you can't solve on your own.
Wang Busui was lying quietly. Suddenly, Wang Busui heard the sound of sparse footsteps. Wang Busui's ears were still very good and had not been polluted by the noise in big cities. In this quiet night, he could hear no sound at all. See.
Only one voice came.
"Cousin, why did you wake me up so late at night? I just fell asleep."
"Keep your voice down. If you want to sleep, just go to bed. But it will be beneficial later, so don't blame me for not telling you."
Wang Busheng heard these words clearly.
There is no doubt that the sound of these heavy footsteps cannot be heard if the weight is less than 180. If Wang Bushi's guess is correct, Wang Bushi should know these two people, and the wretched Li's cousin is undoubtedly.
It was a dark and windy night, but the moon hung high in the night sky, and the ground was also silvery white. It was obvious that such a night was not suitable for doing bad things. Could it be that the two of them got up to pee together at night. But what's the benefit? It's not like the two of them have a story. The Rabbit Lord is popular recently, and Wang Budie has evil thoughts. It's just that their looks are really not suitable for being Lord Rabbit. Easily nauseated.
Wang Bu Shou quietly popped his head and looked at the two people not far away. He saw the two of them hunched over, turning back three times with each step. One person walked in front, and then gave instructions to the person behind him. The two people alternated and moved forward in turn. It's obvious that this investigative technique was learned from television. It's just that in the middle of the night, these methods are necessary. As long as the steps are gentle, everything is not a problem. The gods and ghosts are not aware of it. Of course, the king on the tree is still a human being. Except, the two people's alternating movements of covering the advance are very obvious. Compared with It's unfamiliar, or rather clumsy. It must be the first time for the two of them to do this kind of thing. Or doing it yourself for the first time.
The two people in the middle of the night were definitely not up to something good. Wang Bushit didn't move. He could hear the sound, and Zhang Jinghui and the other three might also be able to hear it. If he appeared in front of someone's tent so rashly, it would easily cause misunderstanding. If that Li My cousins were very upset, and I was the last one to join the group. Who knows if the other three would believe me, or regard me as an accomplice. Isn't it very unfair for me?
Wang Bu Shou turned over and lay down in the hut, quietly observing the actions below. Just in case, it's better to take care of it yourself. There are two beauties, one big and one small, and one young handsome boy. It's not easy for Nuwa to create humans. It's a pity that they were ruined by bad people.
I saw Li's cousins coming to stand in front of Zhang Jinghui's tent. Just bend down and start a series of movements. Sure enough, everyone has the same aesthetics and the same thoughts about the great beauty Zhang Jinghui. I saw two people tinkering in front of the tent for a long time, but no movement was seen inside. In order to protect the beauty's innocence, Wang Bushit had to quietly jump out of the den, carefully go to the grass a few meters away from the two of them and hide. The two were still tinkering, so naturally they would not notice anyone in the grass not far behind them. , and their alertness is not that good.
"What are you still doing? Come here and help." Li Jincheng, who had been tinkering for a long time, turned around and ordered Li Jinzhong, who was still standing there stupidly.
"Oh, yes, cousin." Then Li Jinzhong stepped forward to help. Li Jinzhong asked in a low voice: "Cousin, we won't wake up Zhang Jinghui with such a big noise, right?"
Li Jincheng smiled proudly: "Haha, even if there is thunder and lightning, she will not wake up."
"Why"? Li Jinzhong was very curious. Zhang Jinghui is a human being, not an animal. Even if she is an animal, if she does some animal things, the animal will still feel it. How can she not wake up?
"I drugged the chicken drumsticks I ate at night." Li Jincheng was very proud.
"Really, no wonder you didn't let me eat chicken legs. It turned out that you had planned it beforehand. Gao, cousin, you are really tall, taller than Zhuge Liang." Li Jinzhong was not stingy with his words of praise.
Li Jincheng was very proud. Putting aside the fact that Zhuge Liang's daughter-in-law was ugly, the key was that Zhuge Liang was very handsome and he was taller than Zhuge Liang. Of course, he was taller not just in height, but also in appearance. Li Jinzhong's horse move Shit, Li Jincheng was very pleased with it. He was even more complacent and laughed a lot louder.
He really looks so scary, but also has a very evil heart. Wang Busui murmured in his heart that he was lucky that he didn't eat the chicken legs, otherwise he would have slept like a pig at this moment.
"Of course. Let me tell you, I bought this medicine from the 'Miracle Medicine', and it cost me a full fifty thousand taels." When it came to numbers, Li Jincheng was even more proud. Some people spent fifty thousand to buy a woman, but it didn't cost me more than fifty thousand. Fifty thousand taels only bought Mongolian sweat medicine. It has to be said that ordinary people don't understand the world of rich people.
"The miracle doctor you are talking about is the miracle doctor who is rumored to be able to make the old man bloom again." Apparently, Li Jinzhong also heard about miracle doctors.
"Yes, that's him,"
"It is said that her medicine is very effective. Once, the young master of Songjiang Prefecture bought a pill that did not fall down. Even though he stood with several ladies all night, he still remained unyielding and unwavering. In the end, he found more than 20 foreign women. Imported varieties, taking turns in battle, fighting non-stop, and finally after three waves, the young prefect fell down with satisfaction. The most important thing is that the young prefect can still stand without any signs of fatigue. You must know the former young prefect. He is the kind of person who has congenital diseases." When talking about the miracle doctor, Li Jinzhong felt a lot of emotion, and more importantly, he had great admiration. He probably had bought medicine from others.
After hearing this, Wang Bu Shi felt that it was necessary to introduce Li Baoguo to Li Baoguo. He needed it very much.
Li Jinzhong continued: "I heard that every time the medicine miracle doctor prepares medicine, it takes a long time and consumes a lot of energy. People who want to buy her medicine are waiting ten years later. Cousin, when did you buy this medicine? It can't be fake." Li Jinzhong was a little worried. After all, the counterfeit medicine market in the Ming Empire is still booming.
He slapped Li Jinzhong on the forehead and said, "Who am I? How can I not give him the face that he won't die?" Li Jincheng shouted, suddenly he had no idea in his heart. It was true that he spent fifty thousand taels, but he bought the medicine from a second-hand dealer, so he was really afraid that it was fake.
I just thought that since Zhang Jinghui had not made any movement after so long, it probably wasn't fake medicine, and I felt a little reassured.
"Stop talking and hurry up." Li Jincheng ordered.
After rubbing his head, Li Jinzhong could only continue working.
To put it bluntly, Zhang Jinghui is an experienced travel enthusiast and has taken some safety measures in the wild. For example, Zhang Jinghui has tied all the ropes in the tent, including the ones on the window on one side, and all the zippers of the tent are inside. Pull it up so that it is difficult for people outside to enter the tent, and ordinary birds and beasts will leave if they cannot enter. However, Zhang Jinghui was only worried about the birds and beasts, and forgot about the beasts, especially the beasts that still had thoughts.
Li Jinzhong and Li Jincheng patiently untied all the ropes, biting the ones that were difficult to untie. However, the zipper was inside the tent, so it took a lot of trouble to untie it. However, the two of them were smart and prepared. Li Jincheng took out a piece of wire, hooked it on the zipper, and opened the zipper little by little. Zhang Jinghui's pretty face was revealed little by little, with her eyes closed and her white face. The dazzling light shone in the dark night, piercing the eyeballs of Li Jinzhong and Li Jincheng, and pricking their hearts. If they are so good-looking, what should they do if they lose interest in other women in the future.
Li Jinzhong swallowed deeply. With such a woman, he was just a kiss, so even if his life would be shortened by ten years, it wouldn't matter.
Wang Busheng could see it clearly from a distance. It had to be said that Zhang Jinghui was really a once-in-a-century beauty. Compared with the so-called once-in-a-thousand beauty beauties of the Japanese pirates, Zhang Jinghui was Xi Shi. The Japanese pirates were not even as good as Dong Shi. They were at most skilled. Good point.
Li Jincheng looked at Li Jinzhong and said angrily: "Why are you still here?"
When Li Jinzhong heard this, he didn't know what his cousin meant. He originally had a low IQ, but after being fascinated by Zhang Jinghui, Li Jinzhong's IQ was declining at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Seeing that Li Jinzhong didn't move, Li Jincheng kicked him again and cursed: "Idiot, I have to do business, and you still have to watch from the sidelines."
Li Jinzhong suddenly realized that he didn't want anyone to be present when he was doing things, except women, so he said with a smile: "Haha, look at my head, cousin, please, please." After saying that, he left with a smile and took the lead. Li Jinzhong didn't dare to think about it, but secondly, it was no problem. Thinking of Zhang Jinghui's beauty again, Li Jinzhong looked at his pants, and his brother actually raised his head.
It was not good to hold it in. No one could wrong his brother, so Li Jinzhong walked towards Qian Duoduo's tent. Although he was a little smaller and looked a little worse than Zhang Jinghui, the little loli still tasted good, better than before. The level I have played is much higher. It's just that the little loli's skills are really poor, so she always takes the initiative on her own. Li Jinzhong felt that he was still suffering from the burden of spending money.
As soon as Li Jinzhong left, Li Jincheng was filled with joy. Seeing Zhang Jinghui's beautiful face, Li Jincheng's heart was beating fast, as if it was about to jump out of his body. Li Jincheng calmed down, and the pride on his face could even be seen by a blind man. I can tell.
Li Jinzhong began to take off his clothes. Unfortunately, Li Jinzhong also made the same mistake as the bad guys on TV - not distinguishing between priorities.
Since you want to do something bad, you can naturally take off your pants. Why take off your shirt? You are not a woman and you need to stimulate yourself.
Taking off your pants and getting on is the best way to save time on getting dressed, and you don't have to pick up your clothes if you are caught running away.
Such scenes often appeared on major TV stations in the Ming Empire, and the plots were basically the same, and even the lines were the same.
"No, don't come over"
"Don't be afraid, baby, brother will still love you."
"Haha, even if you scream, no one will come to save you."
Often after saying these words, the bad guy takes off his shirt and starts to tear the heroine's clothes, and the first place to tear is the shoulders, and the strength is well controlled. It only leaks out on the shoulders, and definitely not on the chest.
Then before the next step begins, the hero will definitely appear, either riding a white horse or wearing a sultry white dress. Hold a big sword and kill bad guys instantly or brutally. Moreover, the male protagonist must be handsome. Even if he is ugly, he must be considered handsome. These are the rules.
Through the lessons of the TV series, we can draw two conclusions.
First, don’t make too many moves, such as taking off your shirt.
Second, the speed must be fast. Once you take off your pants, you have to put them on. Don’t waste time.
Seeing this scene, Wang Busui understood. He didn't want Li Jincheng's dirty hands to touch the beautiful girl Zhang. He quickly fell behind Li Jincheng and struck Li Jincheng with a knife. Li Jincheng, who had not yet taken off his shirt, went limp. fell down.
