Uneven distribution of spoils will naturally cause internal conflicts, and even affect harmony and unity. Of course, if one of them is strong enough, everything can be solved. Li Baoguo is a strong man, not to mention that he has an official background, so it will be even better. Satisfactory resolution.
After promising to pay 10% less in grain taxes this year, everyone happily took the pound of pork and left. After all, food is the foundation of life. People will not die if they don’t eat meat, but they will starve to death if they don’t eat food.
The main income of the Ming Empire is the same as that of the previous Ming Dynasty, mainly grain taxes. The amount of grain taxes does not depend on the prosperity of the Ming Empire, but on the grassroots leaders of all sizes - Li Zheng. Naturally, Li Zheng also has the right to reduce or reduce some. People's food tax. For example, report a famine or a poor household.
After a busy night, he checked the health of the left-behind women, and went up the mountain to burn the house. Li Baoguo had a very hard night. Not many people at such an old age can be in such good spirits. He originally wanted to do more for the left-behind women. The woman went for a health check-up, but it was too late. Staying up late would hurt her skin, so Li Baoguo could only go to bed early.
This also includes Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang, who are growing healthy. Li Erzhuang rarely goes home to sleep after getting married with Li Xiaoguo, and Sun Siniang will not interfere. After all, she sometimes stays at the Li family mansion, and sometimes there are other people at home. People, it is inconvenient for Li Erzhuang to be present, and he screams too loudly. He knows that, and it is also inconvenient.
Li Baoguo doted on Li Xiaoguo very much and was completely obedient to him. As long as he was happy, he would let him go.
It was already late at night, and the people who had been busy most of the night had all gone to bed. From time to time, a few dogs barked.
Wang was not dead but did not sleep. He was waiting in the corner, waiting for the world to quiet down.
After climbing over the courtyard wall, there was no longer any presence of Rhubarb, so Wang Bushui did not need to be cautious and walked into the Li family mansion in a swagger. This time, Wang Bushui did not climb the drainage pipe, but chose to enter through the main entrance.
Entering the Li family mansion for the first time, Wang Busheng was stunned by the magnificence in front of him. It turned out that what he had seen outside the window was just the tip of the iceberg. Sofas and seats were all small coins. All he saw was Li Baoguo's living room. , there were actually some antiques on display. Although Wang Busheng couldn't guess their year, as long as they were not fakes, they would be expensive. Wang Busheng considered whether to take a few pieces back and keep them for Wangcai's burial. But seeing that these things were too big, Wang Budie gave up. Time was urgent, so it was better to get down to business first.
Walking into the kitchen, Wang Bushit picked up the kitchen knife and walked towards the second floor. On the second floor was Li Baoguo's bedroom. The door was ajar because different women came to report every night, and it was inconvenient to close the door.
Wang Bu Shou gently opened the door. The kitchen knife looked so terrifying in the dark night. The blade shone with a cold light, which made people shudder. If he opened his eyes and saw this thing, he would definitely be scared to death.
Looking at Li Baoguo who was sleeping soundly, he was snoring like thunder. Even the sound of rain outside could not cover up the snoring.
Wang Bu Shou stretched out his slender hand and hit it hard at the intersection between the center line of his head and the tips of his ears. Li Baoguo tilted his head and fainted.
After all, Li Baoguo probably didn't want to see Wang Busei's actions.
It is estimated that Li Baoguo has a wide range of likes, has extremely high needs for certain aspects, and has strict requirements for quality. Therefore, Wang Bushit found whips, candles, and various professional clothes in Li Baoguo's bedroom. Of course, the princess clothes appeared here. Not surprising.
Wang Busheng clicked his tongue and said, "What these young and old people are doing is all about art."
Wang Busui rummaged through the cabinet and took out a white coat, disposable masks, and gloves. Everyone guessed correctly that Wang Busui was preparing for surgery.
The comatose Li Baoguo was naturally the target of surgery. Due to limited conditions, there were no anesthetic drugs such as anesthesia powder. Wang Bushit could only choose the most direct method, knocking Li Baoguo unconscious. Although it was rough, the effect was very good.
As early as the Three Kingdoms period, Mr. Hua Tuo Hua recorded in the "Qing Nang Shu" the method of operating a knife on people, which is basically similar to the current method of cutting wherever it hurts, except that Hua Tuo did not choose the patient well, for example Cao Cao, who had a bad temper and didn't have much trust in the doctor, ended up being very unfortunate for Hua Tuo, who not only lost money, but also lost his life.
Fortunately, some of his medical skills have been inherited and developed, such as castration, the most popular surgical operation in later generations. It basically existed in any era of the feudal dynasty. It was not until the establishment of the Ming Empire that this humiliating operation was banned. .
Everything was ready and the operation began. Wang Busui's goal was very clear. Without too much hesitation, he directly unbuttoned Li Baoguo's pants. Because of the special nature of Li Baoguo's crotchless pants, Wang Busui went through a lot of trouble. In the end, he had no choice but to do it. May be I choose the most direct way again and use a kitchen knife to cut off the rope.
Immediately, Li Baoguo was displayed in front of Wang Bushit without any reservation. After seeing this, Wang Bushu was surprised. How should he describe Li Baoguo, hiding among the flowers and unable to see?
Well, for this little thing, Wang Busui is very surprised how this old boy plays and sings every night. Could it be that he is always using props? Wang Busui is evil.
Probably because of his age, Li Baoguo's hair is very thick, but it's not in a good position. It should be on his head.
Finally, Wang Bushit started to take action. Wang Bushit bent down and stabbed Li Baoguo with a kitchen knife. Well, let me explain, Wang Bushit did not intend to cut off Li Baoguo. This was against the law. As the male protagonist, he must not violate laws and disciplines. I can do it. I don’t have to pay for the revenge of killing the dog. Even if I burn down the small temple, it is not my private property. I have no legal ownership. I have no reason to seek revenge from Li Baoguo. If I come here this time, the king will not die. I just want to punish Li Baoguo properly. He had no intention of destroying Li Baoguo. He planned to give Li Baoguo a haircut. How could such a big leader not pay attention to his own image? You represent the entire Wuhu Village, so he scraped Li Baoguo's bald head with a kitchen knife again, and the room suddenly became much brighter.
Then Wang Bulisi turned his attention to Li Baoguo's lower body again. This time, Wang Bulisi targeted Li Baoguo's lower hair instead of the earthworm. Well, the smell was quite strong, and Wang Bushit, who was wearing a mask, almost got smelt. Fortunately, Wang Bushit fulfilled his duty as a doctor and treated all patients equally. We will not be picky just because the patient does not pay attention to personal hygiene, except of course, those who pay.
Wang Bushit's sword skills were very good. With his old professor and Wang Bushit's regular practice of killing chickens, Li Baoguo soon lost all his hair. Of course, due to insufficient lighting, Wang Bushit inevitably made some minor mistakes, such as leaving hair on his head. Make some cuts or something.
Looking at the bald little head, Wang Busui was satisfied. It was estimated that during this period, the female compatriots in Wuhu Village might have a bad temper. After all, without hair, the shock absorption was not good.
Some people are born, and it is obvious that Li Baoguo’s is acquired, clean and tidy.
After taking care of Li Baoguo, it's the turn of the two people upstairs.
Carefully walked up to the third floor. These two boys probably did bad things often and were afraid that their father would find out, so they locked the door. Young people always have some little secrets. It is understandable that Wang Budie.
The door was locked, which was not a problem for Wang Bushi. After all, prying the door and unlocking it was a necessary skill for a martial artist. The door couldn't be opened, so he was still acting like a hero.
Without any effort, Wang Bu died and opened the door.
Pushing the door open, the room was pitch dark. Fortunately, Wang BuSheng had good eyesight and could still see the people on the bed clearly. The two of them were next. They used the same method to knock out the two boys. Wang BuSheng He started to prepare again. Wang Busheng was still wearing the equipment he found on the second floor. He looked at the two people on the bed, hugging each other tightly. Wang Busheng tried very hard to separate them. It could be seen that Li Xiaoguo and Li Xiaoguo were His dad's taste is still different. At least his pants are a normal red color. Although they are a bit fancy, the style is still acceptable to everyone.
Taking off their pants, well, okay, the hairs are not even long. This should be the two people in front of me. They are sparse and there are not many hairs. Could it be that they are not eating well, not keeping up with nutrition, or It was born like this, and there was no way to get a haircut. Wang Budie could only think of another way.
Looking at the bottom of the two of them, Wang Busheng looked like a perverted doctor, a martial arts hero who cut off the body and drank it.
Being young is good. Look at what Li Xiaoguo looks like. He is much stronger than Li Baoguo. A young man is worse than a young man. This is very reasonable. Li Erzhuang's is several levels better than Li Xiaoguo's. Wang Bushi They all feel inferior to themselves, which is probably the main reason why Li Xiaoguo loves Li Erzhuang so deeply.
Taking into account the special hobbies and special identities of the two people, Wang Busheng planned to leave an indelible mark on them, in order to show their deep feelings that we will never separate.
Wang Bu Sie turned over the two people's bodies. There was no need to design the front. Looking at Bai Bai's buttocks, Wang Bu Sie smiled evilly. It's time for Wang Busui to show off his skills.
The story of Cangjie’s creation of characters tells us that characters are beautiful, pictographic, referring to things, understanding, and phonetic. Different characters have different meanings and directions. Wang Busheng planned to write something for two people’s butts, one offensive and one defensive. It's just that these two characters have too many strokes, and they can't express their feelings well.
Wang Bushi thought about it and finally came up with two other words, which anyone who can read would understand - male and female.
Haha, Wang Bushit had to admire his IQ. Among the nearly 100,000 words, he was able to think of these two. This shows how important it is to read more. Just do it if you think of it, start right away.
A piece of character requires attention to not only the writing method, but also the overall layout. If it is too large or too small, it will affect its beauty.
However, Li Xiaoguo and Li Erzhuang were lucky enough to meet Wang Busheng, who was a well-educated person and good at handwriting. Otherwise, if the handwriting was ugly and wrong, would they really put a cross on it? rewrite.
Think about the font, the official font of the Ming Empire - Guange style. Choose a good position, the traditional male left and female right.
It must be clear at a glance and the layout must be reasonable. I have to say that only Wang Busheng can do these two points.
According to the different identities of the two people, Wang Bushi made a reasonable allocation of these two words. Gong naturally belongs to Li Erzhuang. Although he is a little thinner, he has always been on top and has never changed. The remaining word should not be considered as Mr. Li.
Carving is a technical job. Since ancient times, our country has had the tradition of carving characters on one's body. For example, the green-faced beast Di Qing had characters carved on his face. Of course, he was forced to do so.
Carving is about speed, accuracy and stability. What is cut is only the epidermis. If you cut the muscles, it can only be regarded as a failure. Fortunately, Wang Busheng, who often kills chickens, does not have to worry about this. Seeing the two words he had completed, Wang Busui was very satisfied. The greatest happiness for people is that art works are born in their own hands. Looking at the two words, Wang Busui suddenly thought, should he put something on it, otherwise How could he keep it? After rummaging through the boxes and cabinets, he couldn't find what he needed. Wang Bu was very unhappy. He could only go back to the kitchen, pick up the iron pot, and rub it on the two people's butts. Wang Bu was very dissatisfied. But the conditions are like this, so we can only make do with it, hoping that they will be satisfied when they wake up.
Since he planned to leave Wuhu Village, he couldn't do it without money. There was a safe in Li Bao's country, and there should be a lot of things in it, but Wang Busheng couldn't open it. This was not something that could be solved with a toothpick. A few taels of broken silver were found in the bedroom, which shows that the Li family has a strong sense of anti-theft. Looking at the pitiful few taels of broken silver in his hand, Wang Bushit sighed and said, "Forget it, just use less, for prosperity." The funeral expenses are enough."
Wang Busheng left the Li family and walked outside Wuhu Village.
Traveling to the top of thousands of peaks every day, the mountains and rivers from the south are all worth traveling.
The cuckoo crows, the village is dark with rain, and the eryngium flowers are dim, and the stony stream is quiet.
The wild smoke is more joyful than the poplar miasma, and the lovesickness and sadness pass through Fang Duzhou.
Thousands of miles away from Yelang's home, the five clouds in the sky are China.
The sky is vast and there is no place to go. The Ming Empire, here I come.
