These two people have such attractive images, so they are not here for a beauty pageant. As the saying goes, those who come are not good, and those who are good will not come. At first glance, these two boys are here to ruin the show.
Come and stand two meters away from Wang Bushi. According to scientific research, two meters is the safest position that people think.
Li Xiaoguo had his hands on his hips. Well, he looked like the shrew in the village who scolded the streets.
"Let me tell you, Wang Budie, this is what will happen if you offend our family." Li Xiaoguo's voice was a little hoarse. Could it be that he hurt not only his buttocks but also his throat last night.
His nostrils were turned upward, and his eyes were looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. He was probably afraid that Wang Busheng would not understand, and then said: "This beast dares to ride on our rhubarb. This is an old birthday star hanging himself - seeking death. Our rhubarb belongs to your poor family." He is a beast that can be ridden, but he does not know his own abilities and cannot tell his identity."
After hearing this, Wang Busui realized that Wangcai's injuries were caused by Li Xiaoguo. Seeing Wangcai's dog eyes slowly closing, Wang Busui wanted to teach him a lesson. "How many times have I told you that beauties bring disaster, and bitches are scourges. You have to know how to indulge in it, and don't get addicted to it. You can't extricate yourself. Now it's better, the dog's life is at stake."
It's just that even if it's too late for Wang Bu to say anything now, Wangcai has completely closed his eyes and completed his short life. There is unwillingness, reluctance, ambitions that are not fulfilled, and ambitions that are not realized, but they are no longer important. Now that the dog is dead, dust returns to dust, dust returns to dust, leaving behind only a stiff body.
The most precious thing for a dog is life
Dogs only live once
this is not fair
Same beasts
Why are there nine times for cats?
Since you only have one life
How should a dog spend its life?
Don’t regret wasting your years
Don’t be ashamed of doing nothing
in front of death
Wangcai can shout proudly
It's all for the great cause of dog breeding
Glory in death
Wangcai left just like that, completing all the tasks in this book, and the only thing left behind was the thirteen bastards.
It has to be said that there are successors to Wangcai, and the incense of the Wangcai family has been well continued, and it will surely flourish and spread in the future.
Wang Cai was gone, and the pain in Wang Bu's heart was beyond words.
As the male protagonist, he is hardworking, brave, smart and outstanding. Standing on top, second to none, unparalleled, Kunshan Jade Piece hates evil as much as hatred, and roars when it sees injustice on the road.
Okay, let’s get rid of the last one, and it’s still the same sentence: “If you are poor, you can be alone, and if you are rich, you can help the world.” If there is injustice on the road, Wang Bu will not be able to help.
But now, his best friend, his relative, was brutally injured, and it can be said that his body was left intact. But the murderer stood arrogantly next to him, and he was unabashed and proud. He pointed at his nose and said: "I did this, what's wrong, you dare to bite me."
In the face of hegemonism, evil forces, and bureaucratic landlords, ordinary people tolerated it and did not fight with officials. This is the experience passed down by ancestors for thousands of years. The people of the Ming Empire were quite docile. As long as they had a bite to eat, they would They will all be honest and obedient citizens, but in recent years, they have added a new rule: do not fight with businessmen. Businessmen all have money, and money can make people go around. With some wealth, they can also influence some decisions of officials. , Hai Rui, existed before the Ming Dynasty, but the Ming Empire had not yet appeared. A gentleman loves money, why should he care about methods.
But Wang Busheng is the male protagonist. Men’s football does not have God’s blessing, but the male protagonist does. No matter how big of a mistake the male protagonist makes, the person typing this will not let him suffer like this. Not to mention the number of lives like a cat, but there are still three to five.
Wang Bu Shou stood up, and the two looked at each other. The murderous look in their eyes was clearly felt by Li Erzhuang. In ignorance, he felt the surrounding air condensing and the temperature plummeting. Li Erzhuang couldn't help but hugged each other.
The first one to make a move was Wang Busheng. He could kill the goose with one move and strike first. In Lao Busheng's words, it was a battlefield. There were no rules. Jianghu morals and martial arts rules were all bullshit. Killing the opponent was the goal. Living alone was victory. .
You come and go, the dragon swings its tail, the Guanyin worships the Buddha, the wild geese fall on the sand, and the fat man spreads his wings. In the end, the two people's moves become more and more unlimited. In the end, they even used such evil moves as the monkey stealing the peach and the boy worshiping the sky. .
Monkey Stealing Peach is a recognized underhanded move. It is a move that specifically attacks the opponent's crotch during a fight. Due to the characteristics of the body, it can generally only be used on men.
There are no shortcomings in this aspect when a boy prays to the sky. It is suitable for both men and women. Let’s briefly introduce the boy’s prayer to the sky. The boy is younger and shorter. He puts his hands together. When an adult prays to the Buddha, he always puts his hands together and puts them on his chest. But children don't. Children like to play and always like to put their hands together and raise them above their heads. You can imagine what it would be like to hit your opponent's butt like that during a fight. If you are interested, you can experience it. , the taste is absolutely sour and refreshing.
The two of them went back and forth, chasing each other, retreating and advancing. Finally, the monkey king succeeded in stealing the peach. Click, Li Xiaoguo completely changed his gender.
Good people are rewarded, bad people are punished, and everyone is happy.
Well, there are many. This is the first version of Wang Immortal, which belongs to the martial arts series.
Below is the second version of Wang Immortal,
After all, not all people in the Ming Dynasty practiced martial arts. First, those who practiced martial arts had big appetites, and the poor could not afford to practice. Second, practicing martial arts was too hard, and rich people could not endure the hardship. Children from poor families like Wang Busheng , there are very few people who can learn martial arts, unless they are some orphans adopted by wealthy businessmen, and spending a little money can guarantee their life for the rest of their lives.
Wang Busui jumped up and kicked Li Xiaoguo's face, which made him feel disgusted when looking at it horizontally or vertically. Li Xiaoguo was unprepared. Wang Busui was sure to hit the target with one blow. The big man fell down, and then his body hit the ground. He turned several somersaults, his white clothes were covered with dust, his windy hairstyle became messy, and his powdered face was also filthy. If it weren't for true love, Wang Busui was worried that Li Erzhuang would abandon Li Xiaoguo.
The image of the fall was indecent, and the image of Li Xiaoguo after the fall was also indecent, with his head on the ground and his butt raised high.
Seeing this, Li Erzhuang hurriedly ran towards Li Xiaoguo's butt.
No way, could it have started here? Wang Bushit closed his eyes. This scene must be very eye-catching.
Fortunately, Li Erzhuang still had some sense of behavior and a sense of shame, so he took off Li Xiaoguo's pants without any conditioned reflex and just fucked him a few times. Unlike the dead Wangcai, as long as he sees the big yellow dog raising its legs, Wangcai will react very strongly, and a part of it will become larger at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Holding Li Xiaoguo's butt with one hand, Li Erzhuang was very worried that Li Xiaoguo's butt was a little long and two short. Although feelings were the foundation, they were also a mediator and could not be achieved without it.
Li Erzhuang felt relieved when he felt the warmth from his buttocks with his palms, and then helped Li Xiaoguo up with his other hand.
There was worry in his tone: "My dear, how are you? Are you injured?"
Li Xiaoguo stood up, swung his legs and twisted his waist. Except for some pain on his face, he still didn't feel any discomfort in his body. He shook his head and said, "Sweetheart, I'm fine. You don't have to worry."
Although he was beaten, Li Xiaoguo was not afraid. He stood up and resumed his previous actions. He put his hands on his hips and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. He shouted at Wang Busheng: "Okay, Wang Busheng, if you dare to hit me, I will." Dad is an upright person."
Well, okay, this version of Wang Immortal is over.
Replace it with a more normal version that people in the Ming Dynasty would make.
The duel has begun. Let’s first introduce the two sides.
male protagonist,
Name: Wang Bu Die,
Gender: A pure man, the very pure and pure kind,
Age "Nineteen and a half years old,
Special experience: I have been studying martial arts for fifteen years.
family background,
Grandpa, a retired military householder, just came down from the mountain.
My mother, the goddaughter of the military household, is no longer here.
Dad, whose occupation is unknown, has also disappeared.
Let’s take a look at the other party’s situation.
Name Li Xiaoguo,
Gender: To be determined, gender needs to be changed on different occasions.
Age: Fifteen, (Wang Busheng really wanted Li Xiaoguo to live to be fifteen)
A special experience: I peeed standing up before I was ten years old, and then I also tried squatting and playing female roles.
family background
Grandpa, my predecessor Li Zheng has passed away.
My mother, a family member of an official, ran away from home (much like Dad Wang).
Dad, the current Li Zheng, is probably still working hard for the development of the Ming Empire.
One is a son of an official, the other is an ordinary citizen, and he is still an orphan. The results of the competition are clear at a glance.
The two men went on the court. There was no duel. The referee directly declared the winner, Li Xiaoguo and Mr. Li. Wang Budie could only end up in despair, followed by the ridicule of countless people.
There is no comparison between Wang Busheng and Li Xiaoguo. This is the case in the Ming Empire now. They laugh at poverty but not at prostitution. Even if you don't steal or rob, being poor is a mistake in itself.
Therefore, Wang Bushit's reaction below is the most normal. Although he is the male protagonist and has God's blessing, the gods in the sky also need incense and money, and the poor naturally don't have it.
Looking at the arrogant Li Xiaoguo and then at the dead Wangcai, Wang Bushu could only smile with a smile on his face and apologized hastily: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was me who failed to educate our family's Wangcai well and fell in love with you." .
"What did you say?"
"No, no, no, it's your dog that's in charge of wealth," Wang Busheng explained hurriedly.
"Hmph, it's good to know." Li Xiaoguo thought for a while and said, "Wangcai, if you, a country bumpkin, can come up with such a name, you must have stolen it. Hmm, stealing is against the law."
Wang Bushit was dumbfounded. What kind of truth is this? Li Baoguo's education is very problematic. Since he likes the name Wangcai, even if he takes it, he still needs to find excuses. This is what a son of an official should do. Drop the price and lower your power.
Sure enough, seeing Wang Bushit's frightened look, Li Xiaoguo smiled and said, "I will confiscate the name Wangcai. Since you are all from the village, I won't deal with you according to the law."
Seeing Li Xiaoguo bullying the good and being so familiar, Wang Busheng speculated that Li Baoguo had already trained Li Xiaoguo so that he could prepare for the next Li Zheng at home.
Wang Bushi was quite mean, but he had a bottom line. Seeing Li Xiaoguo say such shameless words, Wang Bushi did not express his gratitude.
Li Xiaoguo was very dissatisfied with Wang Busheng's lack of gratitude. However, he thought that his dog also had a name, and that it would increase wealth for his family. He was very happy to think about it, so he didn't care about the people in the countryside. .
Looking at his stiff predecessor Wangcai, Li Xiaoguo swallowed his saliva and said, "I'll bake this dog later and send it to my house. I'll take it to school tomorrow to give my classmates a taste of hometown specialties." After that, he walked away. He smiled proudly, even if he walked far away, the king could hear it even if he died.
Li Erzhuang never spoke. As Li Xiaoguo's lover, Li Erzhuang knew when to speak and when to shut up. He should say what he should say and shut up decisively if he shouldn't. This is probably the result of Sun Siniang's education. , probably also to prepare for the next director of the Women's Federation.
It had always been Li Xiaoguo's performance. Naturally, Li Erzhuang didn't say anything. When he saw Li Xiaoguo leaving, he straightened his back, put his hands on his hips, and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, saying: "Huh, let me tell you, if the king does not die, this will offend us. What will happen to Xiaoguo? Remember to roast the dog and send it to Li’s house.”
Then he lowered his head and looked at the bloody parts, shook his head repeatedly, and murmured, "What a pity, this is the most filling thing."
