Wang Bu Shou ate quickly, gnawing the chicken bones very cleanly, and then threw them to Wang Cai, who was watching him eagerly.
Lao Immortal was eating chicken and drinking wine at the same time. Of course, the origin of the wine goes without saying. All along, Lao Immortal and Wang Immortal have regarded Li Bao's country as their home. If you need anything, you can get it. It's a fellow villager, so there's no need to say hello.
A bite of chicken, a bite of wine. After eating meat and drinking wine, Wang Busheng couldn't help but wonder if he wanted to go to Liangshan and become a hero again.
Wang Bushit advised: "Grandpa, drink slowly, you will get drunk if you drink so fast."
"Nonsense, when have you ever seen me drunk?" said the old man.
Alcohol is a poison that penetrates the intestines. Don't drive after drinking, and don't drink while driving. However, alcohol is a holy medicine for healing. For lovelorn men and women, and people who are oppressed by life, getting drunk can relieve thousands of worries.
"I haven't seen you drink too many times," Wang Bushi muttered.
Looking at the old man, Wang Bushit asked curiously: "Grandpa, have you fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have loved, or have you been dumped and lost in love? Who did it? I will avenge you." Wang Busheng's guess is well-founded. This is already a common sense. Only people who are lovelorn will drink heavily, just like drinking boiled water. They just want to get themselves drunk and gain sympathy, and it is best to drink from the corners of their mouths. The effect is better if the edge is exposed, and it can also deceive some people's tears. As for the source of this consciousness, it is naturally the love and love on Li Xiaoguo's TV, which are all like this. Therefore, Wang BuSi suspected that Lao BuSi had been abandoned. There was no need to worry about Lao BuSi's age. Love did not respect national boundaries or age.
"Go away, a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory. How can I play a game like falling in love at such an old age?" The old man kicked him and raised the bottle again.
"Grandpa, this is your fault. Love has no age distinction. As long as you want it, I will absolutely support you," Wang Busheng said solemnly.
Lao Bu Sheng is also a person with a story. It was a troubled time, when human lives were like grass and grass, and people were in dire straits. Lao Bu Sheng was originally a prominent family in the south of the Yangtze River, but wars broke out everywhere, and Lao Bu Sheng, who was worried about the world, also raised a team by himself, but only because of his strength. It was too low and there was nothing to gain, so he joined the command of Wang Shouyi, the general under Zhu Xiluo at that time. Because of his bravery in battle, Lao Bu Shei was quickly appreciated by Wang Shou Yi and became Wang Shou Yi's personal captain. Lao Bu Shei never married, so he The mother I have never met is the daughter of Lao BuSheng's colleague. The compatriot died in a battle. Lao BuShu couldn't bear to have the child become an orphan, so he raised her by himself. He never married again and had children. Therefore, Wang BuShu hoped that Lao BuShu would die very much. I can find a grandma for myself and let Lao Immortal have a taste of what it's like to be a man. Of course, the grandma can't be too old. Lao Immortal has no physical strength anymore, so he can only rely on grandma for life.
"Go, go, go, the more you talk, the more outrageous you are." Lao Immortal put down the bottle of wine, his face was already red, and he was probably shy. After all, he still had his first kiss. Under the light of the bonfire, Lao Immortal's face became even redder. Okay, that's not an appropriate metaphor. It's really like a monkey's butt.
He looked at Wang BuSheng and said, "BuSi, I'm going down the mountain tomorrow and will be away for a few days."
Wang Busui was very happy when he heard that. He had grown so big that he could only go up and down a handful of times. The colorful world outside was very attractive. When he heard that he was going down the mountain, Wang Busui was naturally overjoyed.
"Okay, after staying in Wuhu Village all day, I have long wanted to go out and play for a few days," Wang Bushit said happily.
"Uh, okay, I didn't make it clear." Old Immortal interrupted Wang Immortal and explained, "I went down the mountain by myself, and you still have to stay on the mountain."
"What, what, what?" Wang Bushit couldn't believe it. Although he didn't open his mouth for food or stretch out his hands for clothes, the old immortal's ability to act independently was still very poor. He hadn't cooked, washed clothes, or cleaned in more than ten years. Hygiene, even when going to the toilet, I often forget to take toilet paper. Is it okay to leave such a person alone?
"I said I would go down the mountain by myself," the old immortal repeated again.
"Can you do it without me? You can't do anything?" Wang Busheng asked worriedly.
"I can't bear to give it up," said the old man.
"What do you know?" Wang BuShu looked at Lao BuShu with contempt: "If you want to eat chicken, there is no one to help you."
The old man smiled and said, "I can buy it with money. Boy, didn't you know that there is a delicacy of romantic chicken down the mountain?"
As the name suggests, this chicken must be quite romantic.
"No, I want to go down the mountain too," Wang Busheng said. Feng Liuji also wanted to have a taste.
"No, I'm going to do some business and I'll be back in March or May at least," Old Immortal advised.
"Is that too much?" Wang Busheng asked worriedly.
The old man thought about it and said, "Well, if it's too much, I might not be able to come back."
"Old man, you are kidding me." The king was unhappy.
"What I said is true. As long as you go down the mountain and things are done, I guarantee that you can eat delicious food and drink spicy food every day in the future."
"Well, as long as it's popular, forget about spicy food. Drinking alcohol can easily affect your development." Wang Busheng said honestly.
The old man had black lines all over his head and said: "Okay, it's fine, it's popular. You can eat whatever chicken you want. You can eat one or lose one."
"Woof woof" was dissatisfied when he heard that his master was so wealthy and rich. What would he do if he lost it? Why not feed it to himself?
The old man threw the finished chicken bones to Wangcai and said with a smile: "Okay, I can't do without yours."
After Wangcai heard this, he ran into his doghouse with a chicken bone in his mouth.
"Then I want to go too," Wang Busheng insisted for the first time. People would be scared if he lived in such a big house alone.
"No, I'm not going to play, I'm going to do business." Sure enough, wine is not a good thing, and the old immortal has a big tongue now.
"What's the right thing to do?"
Old Immortal's eyes were blurred, and he looked at Wang Immortal. Wang Immortal couldn't help but take a step back. His eyes were very unfriendly. Wang Immortal was very worried that Old Immortal would become drunk and mess around.
Fortunately, Old Immortal still had some consciousness and said: "Immortal, do you know that you also have parents?"
"Nonsense" Wang Busheng has black lines all over his head. This is common sense, okay? You can't give birth to a child in a crack between rocks.
"I'm going down the mountain this time to go to your father's house." Lao Bushit closed his eyes and touched his head, feeling drunk.
Wang Busheng was very surprised when he heard this. He didn't expect that his father, whom he had never met, still had a family. This was good. He inherited his father's business and he could be considered a man with a house. I just don’t know how big my father’s house is. Is it three-in and three-out, or five-in and five-out? It’s best to have three bedrooms, two living rooms, and two toilets. Of course, it shouldn’t be too small, otherwise my daughter-in-law won’t be able to live there. Easy to find.
"Where's my father?" Wang Bushi asked.
"Your mother is dead." After saying this, the old immortal started to cry.
"I'm talking about my father." A child is a piece of flesh that has fallen from the mother's body. The love for the child is selfless, and the son does not think the mother is ugly. The child's feelings towards the mother are also the most genuine. Hearing his mother's Although he is no longer alive, Wang Busui still has some feelings in his heart, just a little bit. How much emotion can he have for a person he has never met and never lived with? How can he still cry and pretend to be miserable and heartbroken? Look, such a person would be very fake.
"Your father, he, your father, he,," the old immortal's big tongue started again,
Suddenly Lao Bu Si opened his eyes, stared at Wang Bu Si and said, "Remember to bring me some more roasted chickens, add a little more salt to keep them cool."
"Where's my father?" Wang Busheng had to ask in a louder voice.
"Your dad, your dad, how do I know? I'm not your mother." With a thud, the old man fell to the ground.
Wang Bu Si looked at Lao Bu Si with disgust and murmured: "I don't know how to drink, but I still imitate others' drinking."
Seeing Lao Immortal lying on the ground, Wang Bu Si couldn't ask anything, but from what Lao Immortal said, his father should still be alive. The worst outcome is that you get lost.
The old man who had drunk too much did not say any heroic words: "I, I still want to drink."
Lying on the ground and sound asleep.
Seeing this, Wang Bu Si could only pick up Lao Bu Si, throw him on the bed, and wipe the oil stains from Lao Bu Si's mouth.
When you go out, put out the fire. There are many weeds and trees in the mountains, which will cause fires.
Wang Bushi burped and muttered to himself: "Another half-full meal."
Then Wang Bu Si went out. Lao Bu Si had to leave tomorrow and he had to bring a few more roast chickens. Otherwise, Wang Bu Si was very worried that Lao Bu Si would starve to death before his father was found.
Seeing this, Wangcai followed Wang Busheng out with the chicken bones in his mouth. Sure enough, he had a family dog, and he knew how to take care of the family. Even if he was eating chicken bones on the mountain, he would still think about the big yellow dog at the bottom of the mountain. And those puppies. If you eat meat yourself, you cannot make your family members vegetarian every day.
Wang Bushi walked very quickly. After all, he came here once last night. Because Wang Bushi needed more chickens this time, he also brought a sack.
When he came to the courtyard wall, he listened carefully to what was going on inside. Well, at this point, Li Baoguo was probably still busy, so Wang Bushai stood up and crossed to the top of the wall. Then Wangcai followed and ran to the big yellow dog. He threw the chicken bones to the gang of bastards and barked a few times, as if to say: "I have something to eat, so of course you can't live without it." The big yellow dog was full of admiration, and the two dogs' eyes were shining. His master's family didn't often eat chicken. Li Baoguo was willing to kill a chicken only when leaders from above came to inspect it. What else could the big yellow dog say to such a capable husband? Naturally, he was completely heartbroken.
Wang Bu died without hesitation. Carefully ran to the back of the stairs. I was in a hurry today, so I didn't go up the stairs and walked into the chicken coop.
Seeing the God of Death again, the chickens became frightened and kept shrinking back. Wang Bushit looked at these silly chickens with a smile and said: "Stop hiding, no one of you can escape today."
Every second they could live was every second. Even though they knew they would die, the chickens still kept shrunk to the corner. In order to prevent the night from getting too long and sleepy, Wang Budie was very fast, one with each hand, and quickly broke the chickens' necks.
Anyone who has ever caught chickens knows that it is easy to catch chickens when there are many, but when there are only two or three chickens in the chicken coop, it is a lot of trouble to catch them. However, this situation will not happen with Wang Busheng. After all, he is a professional, professional in eating chickens and catching chickens.
Soon a brood of chickens turned into a brood of dead chickens.
The Li family mansion is still brightly lit, and from the sounds coming from the house, we can guess that Li Zheng will still have a hard time tonight, because there are at least two women's voices inside.
Wang Bu Shou greeted Wang Cai, but Wang Cai looked at Wang Bu Sie with resentment, because Wang Bu Shou caught the chicken very quickly, and Wang Cai hadn't started yet. After all, going down the mountain was not easy, and Wang Cai didn't want to leave just like that.
Wang Bushi understood Wangcai's mood at this moment, so he said: "I'll go back first, and you should hurry up." Then he carried the chicken on his back, climbed over the courtyard wall, and ran towards the mountain.
Same procedure, plucking and peeling. Wash the chicken and soak it in salt water. Wang Busui starts to light a fire and roast the chicken.
I went back to the house and washed all the old clothes. Fortunately, the weather is very hot now, so the clothes can be dried overnight. After finishing his work, Wang Bushit fell asleep leaning against the fire.
Wait until the chicken is cooked and then wrap it in leaves. Wrap it in a package.
Then it was time to pack up the clothes. We were all very poor back then, and things outside were quite expensive, so we should save as much as we could.
