There is a saying that there is a kind of master who can see in all directions and hear in all directions, making people unable to hide. When he sees you having a stinky bowel movement, he will know what kind of food you have eaten. Just like a girl’s magical sixth sense, so does an old man. For such a person, the old man is a man with stories, and he still has a few brushes under his hands. When Wang Busheng put down his pen, the old man had already realized that he was at a critical moment, cheating his father and mother, but he could not cheat his teammates, then They are going to be struck by lightning from heaven.
So the old man persisted until the battle was over. Seeing the old man's bridal-like smile, he didn't need to think too much. The old man had the chicken again.
I saw the old man's smile faded, and when he patted the table, the towel on the table bounced up. The towel itself was soft, but now it was like a hard stone. This move alone was not something that ordinary people could do. Using force The scientific term is called Qi turning into reality. This is not over yet. The leaping towel was caught by the old man and then thrown out. With just one click, the towel seemed to have grown wings and quickly moved towards the old man in a fixed shape. Wang Bu Shi flew over. Like a sharp sword, like an eagle hunting for food, like a vicious dog pouncing on food, like, well, in short, very fast. It goes against the knowledge of mechanics for a soft object to fly so far, but how can a mortal in the world of warriors understand it? It is necessary for the Japanese to understand it.
Having suffered countless losses, even mentally retarded people know the power of towel weapons. When Wang Busheng saw this, he did not dare to take it lightly. He took a step back, put his left hand on his waist, and then caught the flying towel with his right hand, although the towel looked soft. It was soft, but the old man's strength was very strong. Wang Busheng only felt a sharp pain in his palm, and had to take the towel, use his body as the center of the circle, and then rotate his body 360 degrees to remove the strength from the towel. Fortunately, Wang Busheng is still young and his waist is still very good, otherwise, some people may need to use a wheelchair this time.
The towel twirled in his hand a few times, and then Wang Busui gathered his strength and threw the towel back again, trying to retaliate in the same way. However, Wang Busui's level was much lower, and Lao Bushu's move was Like the highlights of a movie, regardless of practicality, it is inevitable to be good-looking, and Wang Busheng is only suitable for comedy movies, the kind that are very funny.
I saw that the old man didn't make too many moves. He took the towel with one hand and threw it directly on the table. Well, the action was very direct. The plot was reversed. The old man was not fancy at all. It was a 360-degree spin compared to Wang Busui. It lacks much enjoyment.
Even the big yellow dog Wangcai, who had been watching with relish just now, stood up with his droopy ears when he saw Wang Busheng's performance, only to see the old man lying down again.
As technology advances, even animals have evolved and know how to appreciate it. If he hadn't spent any money to buy the tickets, Wangcai would have been the first person to shout for a refund.
The old man threw down the towel and cursed: "You brat, after practicing for so long, you are still the same, weak and weak. How can you do this? If you walk around the world, people like you will be like the villains in the movies. They will not survive more than three episodes." ".
"If you are old and immortal, there is no world left now, so what's the use of learning Kung Fu." Wang Busheng couldn't help but complain.
Um, okay, grandsons have weird names, and grandpa’s is no exception. I guess the old man and I have the same ancestor, the one who wrote the Tao Te Ching. The old man who eats chicken is also named Lao. The name is old and immortal, well, it's good, it can live a long life.
What Wang Bushit said is still correct. The Ming Empire still talks about royal laws. Although most of the royal laws are jokes and are just toys for bureaucrats and landlords, killings and killings still rarely happen in the Ming Empire. , What's the use of practicing martial arts, is it just to climb the widow's wall.
"Boy, what do you know? If I hadn't practiced in those days, I would have died on the battlefield. How could I still have you?" the old man scolded.
"Yes, yes, what you said makes sense, but what do you mean by asking me to walk on horseback every day? Are you deliberately trying to tease me?" Every time, my back hurts. Wang Busheng doesn't want to suffer from waist pain at such a young age. Not good, so Wang Bushit was very suspicious of the purpose of the old man's behavior. He must be envious of his good waist. .
In my memory, it seems that when I was young, under the coercion of Lao Immortal, I would stand on horseback every day, and then practice various boxing and palm techniques, such as the Great Shift of the Universe and so on. Wang Bu Die also wanted to learn it, but Lao Immortal himself didn't. Won't. After practicing martial arts for more than ten years, Wang Busheng can proudly say that looking at the entire world, he has few opponents. Um, that’s a big statement.
But now that Lao Immortal has forced himself to stand still, there is no way he can practice and go back.
"I want to punish you, but it's so troublesome. Just start." After stroking three strands of his beard, the old man continued: "The foundation is not stable, just like building a house. No matter how high you build it, it will collapse." .
Wang Bushi laughed and joked, "Old Bushi, when you were young, didn't you work as a soldier for officials? You also worked as a contractor for a living."
"Shut your stinky mouth. No matter how big or small you are, you have no respect for your superiors. I will kill you in a moment. Go on quickly." I ignored Wang Busui and his energy returned to the computer.
Wang had no choice but to continue half-squatting. Fortunately, he had been moving for a while and his body was obviously much more comfortable.
Pick up the brush and write again,
Confucius' appearance is the only way to follow the way.
Tao is a thing. Only in a daze.
It's just a trance, and there are images in it.
Stealing is dark, there is essence in it.
It's so true, and there's faith in it.
From ancient times to the present, his name has not been forgotten, so that he can be read by many famous people.
How can I know the status of all the masters? With this.
Wang Busheng wrote very seriously. We must pay tribute to the things left by our ancestors and cannot desecrate or despise them.
The old man over there is also very serious about playing. I have to say that men who work hard are very handsome. Wang Busui is a young handsome guy, and Lao Immortal can be regarded as an old handsome guy.
But the old handsome guy suddenly cursed, "Hey, the battery is almost out again. The Ming 1 is really dead. It's time to save up money and replace it with the Ming 2. I heard it can have a 48-hour long standby time."
Daming No. 1 is the first generation product of the Scientific Research Department of the Ming Empire. When it comes to science and technology in today's world, we are going to say a few words. Because of the accident of the Ming Empire, the entire world pattern has also changed. When Zhu Xiluo taught Shun Chao a lesson , the Japanese pirates took this opportunity to cross Shanhaiguan and invade the Central Plains. They burned, killed, looted, and basically did all the things that animals have done. However, our Ming Empire has the heart to dominate the world and has long forgiven the Japanese pirates for their shamelessness. Such behavior, and the Japanese pirates are also very respected when they come to our Ming Empire, and the wealthy people of our Ming Empire often travel to the Japanese pirates and make their own contribution to their country's GDP. As expected, our Ming Empire is full of people who repay evil with kindness.
It is said that when the Japanese pirates invaded the Central Plains, they robbed everything they could and burned everything they could. The women who could harm them were from young enough to just walk away to ninety-nine. Gold, silver and jewels were shipped back boat by boat, and almost all the common people who could be killed were killed. The country is naturally very wealthy.
Finally, the hero Zhu Xiluo led his troops to fight back. The Japanese pirates were beaten away and basically disabled. Don't underestimate Zhu Xiluo. Although he only likes to eat pig knuckles, he still has a few ruthless people under his command, like It was something that Bai Qi, the general of the Qin Dynasty, did, and they often did it. For example, the British Gong Zhang Donkey once had the feat of burying 30,000 Japanese pirates alive, and also cooked Japanese pirates into barbecues, but his men didn't have a big appetite. , Zhang Luzi’s barbecue skills were in vain.
The soldiers who fled back to the Japanese pirates in embarrassment were not even alive, and basically they had various disabilities. In this way, the Anti-Japanese War was won at the cost of the lives of tens of millions of people in the Ming Empire and incalculable losses. The Yellow River There are no people left in the north, and even those who survive have lost their ability to work. Many people have gone insane due to stimulation, the land is barren, and there is no economic construction. Although the Ming Empire was established, after more than 20 years, There has been some improvement in the country's recuperation and recuperation, but the people are still extremely poor and backward.
The war ended early, and the people of the world also ushered in peace early. Although the living standards of the people did not improve much, the country's scientific and technological level was fifty years ahead of schedule.
The Chinese nation is a nation full of wisdom. Any skill leads the fashion and is at the forefront of the world. However, due to the Japanese pirates' Sanguang policy and the war in the country, the Ming Empire suffered a serious loss of talent, and therefore fell behind the development of the world. In addition, some of the older generation's thoughts have not yet changed. Compared with some developed countries in the world, the Ming Empire is far behind, even the Japanese pirates next to it. Even the Ming Empire can't compare.
Although the Japanese pirates also suffered a lot of losses in this war, they took away a large amount of gold and silver wealth from our Ming Empire, plus the Japanese pirates developed a lot of technology. He sent a large number of young women to the beautiful country.
For various reasons combined, the Ming Empire was a backward party in all aspects. Even the Ming brand notebook that Lao Bu Sheng played with was, to put it mildly, a research product of the Ministry of Science and Technology. In fact, it was bought in other countries. Just assemble the parts yourself.
Daming 2 probably just replaces two batteries with eight, and the technical content is not very high. But I have to say that this is also an innovation and a leap in technology.
Seeing the slowly dwindling battery power, I scratched my head and felt anxious, just like constipation.
Old Immortal had no choice but to turn his attention to Wang Immortal again.
Seeing the unkind look in Lao Bu Die's eyes, Wang Bu Die suddenly felt something bad. He felt dizzy, covered his head and shouted loudly: "Oh, I can't stand it anymore. I'm dizzy. I must have heatstroke. Grandpa, come and save me."
The old man was unmoved at all, and looked at Wang Bushu with contempt, "You kid, you didn't even bother to think of a good reason to deal with me. Yesterday you said you had diarrhea, and today you have a heat stroke. Will you say you tomorrow?" Relatives from home are here, and they are still wearing red clothes."
For the shameless Wang Busheng, his face was red at the moment. He didn't plan to use this excuse tomorrow. Such a good excuse was invincible and should not be used lightly unless it was absolutely necessary.
"Really, really, grandpa, I can't do it anymore," Wang Budie then lay down on the ground.
Suddenly Wang BuSi jumped up again. It was noon, the ground was basking in the sun, and the temperature was quite high. In addition, Wang BuSi's skin was quite tender, so... . . .
"Are you still pretending?" Old Immortal asked.
"I want to keep pretending," Wang Busheng muttered in a low voice.
"What are you doing standing there in a daze? Go quickly," Old Immortal pointed at the corner and ordered.
Wang Budie was unwilling at all costs and said slowly, "Grandpa, you'd better change your laptop."
"Do you have money?" Lao Immortal asked.
Um, Wang Bushit shut up.
Ding bell, the alarm sound of low battery, the old man became anxious and said: "It's still taking a long time, hurry up and generate electricity."
