As the saying goes, good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and a widow stealing a man spreads faster than a spaceship. The next day, on the headlines of major newspapers and websites, a piece of news appeared. The famous domestic chef Wang Busheng died young. , was crushed to death by an iron pot. As soon as the news came out, it triggered a heated discussion among netizens. Some suggested that the workers who produced the iron pot should be taken to court. Some also questioned the safety supervision department of our country. Some netizens suggested that chefs should be needed in the future. Wearing a safety helmet to work. Of course, there are also keyboard warriors who say that he deserves to die because he raised the price of egg fried rice.
There are a lot of people eating melons, but more people complain about Wang Busheng, who wears all white and also wears a big white hat. The color white itself is very unlucky, and this is not looking for death. It's obviously preparing for time travel.
The merits and demerits of right and wrong are left to future generations to comment on. Wang Bushit no longer knows all this, because Wang Bushit has entered the underworld and joined the army of reincarnations.
It stands to reason that a person like Wang Busui, who has never done anything bad, is dedicated to his work, and has made his own contribution to the country's food culture, should be able to go to heaven. But, alas, Wang Busui has a poor background. A little bit. There are really too many relationship households now, and people who have been reincarnated in the sky are also overcrowded. It is said that there are dozens of people in one position in Heaven. Even the job of excrement workers, which is very unpopular, has as many as 100 people. Everyone is watching one person digging excrement. There is no way. In order to relieve the population pressure in Heaven, the only choice is Send some ghosts with no background to the underworld.
It has to be said that with the improvement of medical standards, the population has increased rapidly, and even the ghosts reincarnated in the underworld are overcrowded. Many ghosts have to queue up in long queues. It can be seen that the country is still very foresighted and came up with the family planning policy early on. One national policy. It benefits the country and the people, and also benefits heaven and earth.
In the past few days after arriving in the underworld, because there were too many ghosts waiting to be reincarnated, all Wang Bushit had to do every day was to queue up to get a lottery number, which was very similar to the lottery process for buying a house or a car in a big city.
However, there is still a difference between reincarnation and lottery. Reincarnation will be divided into types according to your occupation in the previous life. Those who are engaged in learning and those who are farming. Of course, those who are officials will not appear in this hell. In heaven, Seats have been reserved for them a long time ago. The excrement workers are not honorable, but they are well-established. As long as the sky doesn't fall, the salary will not be reduced.
For example, Wang BuSi was a cook in his lifetime, and his next reincarnation will basically be linked to his previous life. If the possibility of giving gifts and entrusting a relationship is ruled out, Wang BuSi will most likely be a vegetable grower in his next life. If the situation is better, he will also be a vegetable seller. . Basically, poor people have been destined for life. Man is destined to conquer nature. Going against nature is not impossible, but it is difficult.
Every day, Wang Busui opens his eyes and queues up to get his number. If there is no position suitable for him by the evening, Wang Busui can only go back and continue waiting. Fortunately, the underworld still provides a place to live, each person has a small square box. It's not too big, not too small, and it can fit in even if you rub it. Poor Wang Bushit's custom-made Anima chef uniform is wrinkled.
There are no stars or moon in the underworld, and the king does not know how long he has been waiting in line. Fortunately, he is determined and God does not fail, and it is finally his turn.
Well, that's right, it's like what often appears in all horror movies. On the left and right are the escorting black and white impermanence. Wang Busheng didn't do anything evil in his life. At most, he peeked at the tavern owner's daughter taking a bath. This is every It is something that is unavoidable in a boy's life. This is forgivable, so Wang Busheng is not shackled like those ghosts who have made big mistakes.
After crossing Naihe Bridge, we met the legendary Po Meng. Don’t be fooled by the movies and TV shows. It’s impossible to be as beautiful as a flower. Po Meng’s image is very ugly. The skin on her face looks like it has been sun-dried. The ground is peeling, and Po Meng is probably very busy at work and needs to stay up late for a long time, so the bags under her eyes are bigger than the eyeballs, she doesn’t have big breasts and a big butt, and she wears smelly clothes. Who is so bold to let her Hook up with beautiful women.
Seeing Wang Busui's arrival, Po Meng was not attracted by Wang Busui's beauty at all. She just moved her drooped eyelids a few times, glanced at him a few times, and muttered, "You are about to be reincarnated, why are you wearing such gorgeous clothes?"
After working together for many years, Hei Bai Wuchang and Meng Po have already had a tacit understanding. Upon hearing Po Meng's words, the two underworld elders instantly understood that mosquitoes are still meat even if their clothes are of a different brand. Some poor government servants from the underworld are willing to pay for them. Qian, Bai Wuchang took off Wang BuSi's clothes in three strokes, five divided by two. Well, Bai Wuchang took the opportunity to put Wang BuSi's hat on his head. He had worn that hat for hundreds of years, and it smelled quite bad. , there is no replacement, and today I finally found the style I like.
Before he could react, his clothes were taken off by the two ghost masters. Wang Bushi hurriedly shouted, "What do you want to do? I tell you, I would rather die than surrender."
I watched too many ghost movies in my last life, and I heard about ghosts on the bed. The staff in the underworld may not have style problems. I am still very confident in my appearance. Wang Busheng is very worried. These two have been hungry for hundreds of years. A young ghost will press himself to the ground and do whatever he wants without blinking an eye.
Fortunately, ghosts also have aesthetic abilities. Even if the king is immortal, they still look down on them. They encounter so many reincarnations every day, and there is no shortage of young and handsome men. They will not be selective about whether they are black or white.
"And that watch," Meng Po reminded: "It's like this every time, missing everything." For the two people who didn't scrape the ground thoroughly, Meng Po felt a little resentful that iron could not become steel.
After hearing Po Meng's reminder, Bai Wuchang moved very quickly, and the watch was in Wang Bu's hand before he could react.
"That's my watch." Wang Bushit had to declare his sovereignty. Although forbearance was necessary when facing officials, this was the underworld, and he planned to use this watch to travel back to ancient times and use it as capital to start his own business.
"Wearing a watch means it's heavy. According to Newton's gravity, it's easy to land on your face when reincarnated. Don't make matters worse." Po Meng said, very concerned about Wang's immortality.
Well, okay, Po Meng is still a top student. Newton probably drank her soup.
Without waiting for Wang Busi to speak, she handed another bowl of soup to Wang Busi and asked, "Brother, what's your name? Judging from your outfit, you should be a chef."
"Wang Bushit, um, I'm the chef," Wang Bushit replied, touching the place where the hat was on his head. He didn't dare to look up at Granny Meng. He was afraid that he would feel nauseated and wouldn't be able to drink the soup later.
"What, what, Wang Bu is the one who is famous for the egg fried rice. We are still in the same company." Po Meng was also very surprised. There are many chefs, but there are not many who are as famous as Wang Bu. Po Meng was also surprised. It's normal. Of course, Meng Po's specialty dish is Meng Po soup, and other cuisines are basically not available.
Ms. Wang didn't expect that she could meet her soulmate in the underworld, so she nodded with a look of longing on her face.
Po Meng thought for a while and said: "Well, I also like to eat egg fried rice. In my last life, I ate eighteen bowls of egg fried rice and died. Since everyone is of the same mind, so be it, I can make an exception to satisfy you. A wish”.
He didn't notice how tragic Meng Po's death was. Wang Bu Shou only heard the word "wishes". At this moment, Wang Bu Shou was so excited that he couldn't even marry two brides at once. He never expected that in the underworld, he would be so excited. A perverted unit can also meet noble people,
"Really? Can I make a wish?" Wang Bushit stared longingly at Po Meng's face that he never wanted to see a second time.
"Yeah" Mrs. Meng nodded.
Wang Bushi really didn't expect that the underworld could be so humane and think so much about the reincarnated people. If there was a selection of the five best yamen in the underworld, Wang Bushi would not be stingy with his vote. if so.
After thinking for a while, Wang Busheng said loudly and impatiently
"I want to live another five hundred years." It is better to live than to die. My beautiful wife cannot take advantage of others.
The response to Wang Bu's death was Po Meng's poisonous kick, "I also want to live for another five hundred years, so I'll take the extra step and be born into your womb."
I don’t know why, but if you say you want to live in a rich family, my mother-in-law can still find a way, but your requirements are too harsh, which can only be a pity. Poor people always have wishful thinking, Po Meng murmured in her heart.
After screaming "Ah", Wang Bu died and fell into the abyss.
Looking at Wang Busheng's fallen back, Po Meng took a deep breath and cursed: "Good boy, I hope you don't live to be thirty-eight in your next life."
Looking at the direction in which Wang Busui disappeared, Hei Wuchang on the side asked weakly: "Mother-in-law, that kid didn't seem to drink the soup just now."
After crossing Naihe Bridge, if you didn’t drink Meng Po soup, wouldn’t your trip to the underworld be in vain? It is said that Meng Po soup tastes very good. It would definitely be a great regret in life not to try it.
"What, you didn't drink it, what are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and pour the soup down." Meng Po shouted anxiously. If you don't drink Meng Po soup, you will be reincarnated with the memories of your previous life.
this is not good.
Everyone was at a loss. Hei Wuchang, who was dark but smart at the side, reacted quickly and hurriedly threw down the soup and the bowl. When Meng Po saw this, she no longer hesitated and poured the whole pot of soup in. By the way, she also didn't want this pot. .
After doing all this, Po Meng wiped the cold sweat on her head and muttered: "I hope it's too late."
Hei Wuchang asked carefully, "Mother-in-law, is this useful? That kid won't have any memories of his previous life, right?"
"I've never experienced this before. How do I know? I hope these soups are of some use, but I'm sure this kid will have a great appetite in his next life."
Nonsense, such a large pot of soup, enough for hundreds of people, could be eaten by Wang Bushit alone, so his appetite would be bad.
"What will happen if it doesn't work?" Bai Wuchang asked worriedly.
"Reincarnated with memories, this kid will have foresight, the world may be a little chaotic," Meng Po said harshly, the wrinkles on her face trembled, and the dead skin fell off.
Hei Wuchang moved his face closer to Po Meng.
Po Meng retreated in disgust and said, "Old Hei, stay away from me, you have a taste in your mouth."
"Um, I'm sorry, I ate green onions for lunch," Hei Wuchang took a few steps back and whispered, "I have an idea. Why not send that kid to another parallel world? Even if he brings his memory, it will be of no use to this world. It has no impact."
Po Meng patted her head with too much force, and the wig on her head was patted off, revealing her bare head. Po Meng hurriedly picked it up and put it on again, and said with a smile: "Old Hei, your method is good, just do as you say." ".
He quickly took out a notebook and started recreating the reincarnation process.
Wang Busui, who fell into the abyss, felt that all the objects were moving backwards. When he saw a pot of soup being thrown down, Wang Busui opened his mouth uncontrollably, and the pot of soup seemed to have magic power. Not a single drop fell into Wang Bu Shou's mouth. Although Wang Bu Shou was a chef, his appetite had never been good. He vomited out the soup as soon as he finished it. Wang Bushi only felt that his falling trajectory had deviated. But Wang Bu Die didn't think anything of it. After all, this was Wang Bu Die's first reincarnation. No experience.
After carefully tasting the remaining Meng Po soup in his mouth, Wang Busheng couldn't help but praise: "It's so fresh."
Since Meng Po can be responsible for the work of Meng Po soup, she naturally still has a few brushes. The soup she makes must not only have good color and fragrance, but also have special functions, such as nourishing yin and nourishing yang, beautifying and skin care. Of course, these functions are all Secondly, the most important thing is to be able to forget the memories of past lives.
Mrs. Meng's job offers very good benefits, including five insurances and one fund, eight hours of work a day, five days off, and all statutory holidays are paid holidays. For a prefecture with incomplete labor and social security laws, such a job is very difficult. It is rare, so the competition is quite high. Assessments will be conducted from time to time and the best will be admitted. It is not easy for Po Meng to hold this job firmly in her own hands. The nephew of the King of Hell also fell in love with this job. , but the dogs didn’t want to take a second look at the soup he made, so Po Meng didn’t dare to make any mistakes. After Meng Po agreed to stay at Black and White Wuchang's place tonight, Black and White Wuchang also made a promise that even if they were killed, they would not tell them what happened today.
After drinking too much and vomiting it out, Wang Busui then stopped, and the pot pushed down by Po Meng also happened to fall, and then fell on Wang Busui's head again, and Wang Busei passed out.
Once upon a time, there was a mountain and a temple in the mountain. In the temple, there was an old monk who was teaching a lesson to the young monk. . . . . .
No, the old monk was not telling stories, but was eating chicken and eating chicken.
Before talking about the chicken, let’s talk about this mountain. Because of its special image, it resembles a woman lying down. Therefore, the folks gave it a cute name - Yemen Mountain
It is said that every mountain and every lake in the Central Plains has a legend, which may be poignant, touching, tragic or great.
Twin Peaks is no exception, but this legend is a bit ridiculous and is not recognized by the world.
It is said that a long time ago, there was a wandering monk. Don't get me wrong, he was a serious monk. He had an ultimatum issued by the government at that time, and he would pay ten for every fake one. He was not one of those charlatans. The monk was traveling here and accidentally rescued a Taoist nun who was also wandering outside.
It is said that the Taoist nun did not pinch her fingers when she went out, so she encountered a bad guy. The bad guy was big, thick, vicious, and his elbows were thicker than the Taoist nun’s thighs. The bad guy was very bad and not only wanted to rob money but also sex. The Taoist nun fought hard, but the disparity in strength was too great, and she was seriously injured in the end. , both are beggars from the end of the world, and everyone is a colleague who can help naturally. The monk arrived in time, the monk is a master, the palm of the Tathagata, the universe was moved, and these people who were beaten by the Nine Yin Sutra fled. The Taoist nun was saved from being humiliated. The Taoist nun was seriously injured, and the monks were compassionate. Naturally, the monk could not leave and sent the Buddha to the west. He could only stay and take care of the Taoist nun. Everyone knows that love grows over time, so it is like a scene in a bloody TV series. happened.
In this way, the two of them lived happily for more than a month. During the day, the monk went down the mountain to pray for alms, and at night, the two of them had sex. This kind of life was very happy. It probably made the two of them become immortals and go to the Western Paradise to find what they called The pure land in their hearts, they are not willing to do it at this moment.
But, well, the Buddha was probably very busy with the two people's prayers, and he didn't take care of his family. As a result, the Taoist nun became pregnant, and the Taoist nun may have absorbed it well, and it was very obvious that she was pregnant. It was only more than four months ago, and she was pregnant with him. Others' seven or eight months are like seven or eight months. Some people speculate that the monk may have held it in for fifty or sixty years and accumulated too much essence.
According to the ancient concept of having more children, the monks should set off firecrackers, kill chickens and sheep, and treat the people at the foot of the mountain to a few bowls of drinks. But, well, their special profession is destined to love them. The crystallization has no good results,
There is no airtight wall. Within a few days, this matter spread all over the country. In that era when transportation relied on walking and communication relied on roaring, the story of the monk and Taoist nun spread quickly, which shows how sensational this matter was.
Not long after, the person in charge of the imperial sect organization came to find him. Well, he was the one who managed the monks all over the world. Whether they were Taoists or Buddhists, they were all under the jurisdiction of this yamen.
There was not so much nonsense, the leader only said one sentence, get rid of the kid. Then he turned around and left without any trace of the compassion of a monk to save all sentient beings.
The Taoist nun was reluctant to let go of the child in her belly, and the monk was quite reluctant to let go of it. After all, it is not easy to have a child at such an old age.
In this way, they became negative examples for all Buddhists. From time to time, some Taoist nuns and monks would go up the mountain to criticize them.
They had tarnished the entire sect because of themselves. Finally, the two of them couldn't stand it any longer. People said it was scary. On the same night of dark moon, high wind, heavy rain, two people, including the child in their belly. Of course, there was no paraquat at that time. Instead, he took the most direct and cheapest way and jumped from the highest point of the mountain. Finally, the situation calmed down, at the cost of three people's lives. Polished the golden body of the Sanqing Buddha.
However, all this is not over yet. Anyone with some common sense should know that there is a lot of resentment when an unborn child dies. After the death of the monk and others, the villagers at the foot of the mountain suffered. First, their chickens, ducks, pigs and dogs died inexplicably, and then the children cried loudly every night. Later, it became more serious and the villagers could no longer give birth to children. , everyone guessed correctly, there is an evil spirit at work.
Fortunately, a wandering Taoist priest passed by this place and found that the whole village was enveloped in black air. Soon the whole village was about to be in disaster. This Taoist priest still had a few brushes, and he was the countless generation disciple of Zhang Tianshi. , some of the true ones. He didn't catch anyone and say, "Girl, you have a bad omen." Instead, he said to the whole village, "You all have a bad omen."
When the villagers heard this, they knew they had met an expert. They all collected some silver coins and asked the Taoist priest to do it. The Taoist priest didn't talk so much nonsense, and he didn't set up the incense table. He drew talismans, danced with peach wood swords, etc., and got straight to the point. Going back to the topic, since the Taoist nun was eight months pregnant, the fetus in her belly had already taken shape, and her resentment was very deep. A temple had to be built between the two hills to suppress the resentment of the fetus.
Needless to say, the Taoist priest's method worked quite well. Then the villagers listened to the Taoist priest and built another temple. From then on, the hill was peaceful.
