He walked down the hall without taking his pulse, looking at his complexion, or looking at the coating on his tongue. He just glanced sideways at King Miaozhuang, and then straight to the point asked King Miaozhuang what he had done wrong.
When King Miaozhuang heard this, his face suddenly turned pale, and with a "swish" sound, he stood up from the dragon chair.
Before Banzai could speak, the crazy Taoist said jokingly: "You have killed five hundred people..."
Before he finished speaking, King Miaozhuang sat back down with a "Tong" sound, and after a long time he said feebly: "Since this is retribution, there will be no cure."
The crazy Taoist said: "Since ancient times, medicine can cure fake diseases, but alcohol cannot cure real sorrows. False diseases include skin aches and scabies and itching. Real diseases include heart diseases, bone diseases, and blood diseases. It's definitely not something that can be cured by medicine. But Pindao is willing to give it a try, but my belly is so hungry that it's sticking to my back."
King Miaozhuang saw that this crazy Taoist had identified the root of his illness at one glance. He was secretly impressed and immediately ordered a banquet to be held in his honor.
As soon as the words came out, I felt that there was something deceitful in them. Things like burning Baique Temple, strangling the third emperor's aunt, and marrying his wife in fear of death were not secrets.
This poor and hungry Taoist might want to use these hearsay information to deceive him into a sumptuous banquet, and then find a reasonable excuse to get rid of it. If this is true, wouldn’t it make future generations laugh?
For King Miaozhuang, the cost of a banquet was only a drop in the bucket, which was not worth mentioning. If he was deceived, the damage to his reputation would be beyond the calculation of money!
To be cautious, King Miaozhuang decided to further find out the details of the crazy Taoist before the banquet started.
Unexpectedly, just when he ordered the deacon and eunuch to make a cup of fine tea for the guests, the Taoist said without warning: "Youdao is a wine poem, a tea talk, and an article about cigarettes! Long live I must have something to ask!"
King Miaozhuang was startled, and when he was about to try to explain, the mad Taoist said incoherently: "A sick person can know the root cause of his illness without opening his mouth; when a person opens his mouth, a poor Taoist can see his internal organs; when a pig raises his eyebrows, By the time the dog touches its tail, Pindao will know whether it will poop or urinate; if Long live the Lord orders tea to be made, the mountain people will already know that Pindao is worried about it."
"Where, where, I just want to have a casual chat."
"Don't tell lies in front of a real person, and a poor man always doesn't let go of rabbits when he sees one, and he doesn't eat or drink and never tell the truth. If you don't believe it, there are poems to prove it:
Four dishes and one soup are hopeless in curing the disease.
Six dishes and one soup, please discuss as appropriate.
Eight vegetables and one soup, fake medicine and real soup.
A bear's paw and a monkey's brain can save one's life.
Jade liquid and fine nectar are worth a thousand pieces of gold.
Delicious seafood and delicacies can cure diseases and eliminate their root causes.
After the mad Taoist chanted, King Miaozhuang had already announced that "delicates from the sea and mountains are served by jade liquid and fine wine."
The crazy Taoist's mouth is really powerful. He speaks confusingly without revealing any flaws. He can be said to be eloquent and every word is bullet-proof. When he eats, his teeth are as sharp as iron teeth and silver teeth.
Thirty-six large bowls and seventy-two small plates, nothing was left except bones and thorns. Four bottles of jade liquid and eight bottles of fine nectar, except for the wine glasses and bottles, not a single drop was left. After he was full of wine and food, he "kneed to pay New Year's greetings, leaned over on the spot" and fell asleep under the dining table. King Miaozhuang asked people to help him to the ivory bed, wipe him and change his clothes, while he shook his head and sighed.
People thought that the crazy Taoist was drunk and unconscious, but as soon as he put it on the ivory bed, he stretched out and said, "This is much better than under the table."
The eunuchs were about to wipe him and change his clothes, but he shouted impatiently: "What a wipe, what a change. Although the mountain man has dirt on his body, his heart is pure. He is better than you fools, mediocre ministers, corrupt officials and filthy officials." It is much cleaner. Although the Taoist robe is torn, it is not comparable to the dragon robe and jade pendant. You don’t hear: The emperor only knows that the emperor is noble, and the three religions originally respected the Tao. But looking at the three religions, only the Tao is supreme. The superiors do not pay homage to the emperor, and the subordinates do not pay homage to the emperor. Mr. Gongqing. He avoided the cage and disappeared, freed himself from the vulgar world in order to cultivate his true nature. The Lelin family was extremely famous and prosperous, and they hid in the valley to forget their humiliation and glory. The top star was crowned with the sun, and the cloth was draped to represent the eternal spring. Some people had unkempt hair and dirty faces, or plain robes. And the white scarf. Laughing at luxury and wealth, enjoying poverty at ease..."
The crazy Taoist had not finished talking, but for some reason he suddenly changed the subject and said: "What's the point of talking about these crazy things? It's more important to see a doctor. A dragon cannot be without a leader for a day, and the people cannot be without a king for a day. Long live the Lord, I will not treat the mountain people today." Bo, poor principles should be reciprocated."
The crazy Taoist claimed to be treating a doctor for Long Live Lord, but he was lying on the ivory bed and would not get up. King Miaozhuang had no choice but to surrender in order to cure his illness.
He reluctantly sat on the edge of the bed, the smell of alcohol and sweat making him nauseous. He gritted his teeth, stretched out his right hand, and said very piously: "Please take your pulse, Master." The mad Taoist gently pushed his hand away and said, "Sit far away, sit far away, don't inhale the immortal energy exhaled by the poor Taoist." ."
"This pulse?"
"Relying on the pulse to diagnose a disease is an ordinary person's business." "Then who is the real person?"
"Let me ask you, have you been bitten by flying insects these days?"
"Not only are there, there are simply too many. They will arrive at night and leave at dawn."
"In fact, it's not much. It's only five hundred. It just buzzes when it comes and makes you dizzy. Of course, it seems to be countless. Long live the Lord, you might as well check the red dots on your body. It must be exactly five hundred. No. More or less."
"What the real person said is absolutely true. I checked it ten days ago. It was a total of five hundred. Could it be that they..."
"They are all transformed souls who want to repay blood debts. Because they were all literati during their lifetimes, they follow rules and regulations when sucking blood. The "buzz, buzz" sound before sucking blood is a description of the reason for sucking, just like the subjects. I present you with a memorial."
"As far as I know, not many of the five hundred nuns in Baique Temple are literate. How can they be called literati?!"
"The people of Yishan calculated that those who were reduced to ashes were not nuns, but five hundred scholars."
"How could King Miaozhuang believe it? He immediately asked Prime Minister Su and found out that after the first fire of Baique Nunnery, all the five hundred nuns ran away, and Baique Nunnery was changed into "Wangji Inn" by Prime Minister Su.
Before the second fire of Baique Temple, it was the time when the Imperial Examination was about to begin. All the five hundred scholars who came to Beijing to take the examination were arranged by Prime Minister Su, who was also the chief examiner, to stay at the "Wang Ji Inn". After he made enough money, he took advantage of the opportunity to form a party for personal gain and plant his cronies. At this time, he happened to find that King Miaozhuang was restless, so he immediately wrote a bamboo stick saying "The one who succeeds is Baique'an, and the one who fails is Baique'an." This prompted King Miaozhuang to issue an edict to burn Baique'an for the second time, fulfilling his wish. A vicious plot to kill with a borrowed knife.
After all the talented people in the world were reduced to ashes, Prime Minister Su's sons, sons-in-law, daughters, nephews, nieces-in-law, relatives, and friends all took reference. The result was that this year's top pick, second place, top pick, top candidate, etc., all of the Wang family Everything is covered. Once King Miaozhuang dies, Xinglin Kingdom will become the domain of his Wang family.
All the civil and military officials thought that King Miaozhuang had ordered the burning of all the talented people in the world. The Wang family just took the opportunity to take the exam. Although the candidates were all their relatives, friends, nephews, it was reasonable and legal. In addition, Prime Minister Su was a long-lived favorite, so there was no reason. People dare to complain.