"If I argue with my mouth, you will say that I am drunk and crazy. Why don't you open your eyes. Friends, please take a look!" Tieguai Li saw the stunned expressions of the immortals, and after laughing loudly, he said He threw his wine gourd up into the stream and shouted "Change!" The wine gourd suddenly expanded and became a big gourd. Tieguai Li picked up his crutch, lowered it to the ground, lifted his body into the air, moved his feet, and sat firmly on the wine gourd like a sheepskin raft on the Yellow River. He turned around and waved to the immortals. , shouted: "I'm going!"
The rapids flowing down the canyon pushed Tieguai Li sitting on the wine gourd downwards, stirring up white waves faster and faster. The cool mountain breeze in the canyon whistled in Tieguaili's ears. The strange rocks, green trees and red flowers on both sides flew past his eyes one by one, and the sultry heat on his body just now was swept away.
Tieguai Li was still excited about the wine, so he happily slapped the wine gourd and made a "dong, dong" sound, and shouted loudly: "It's so happy! It's so happy! It's really more fun than drinking two kilograms of fairy wine!"
Han Zhongli saw Tieguai Li riding a wine gourd floating down the stream in the canyon, looking so comfortable. His heart felt itchy as if he was being gnawed by a small insect. He couldn't help but pat his big belly and walked towards the distant place. Tieguai Li shouted: "Tieguai Li, wait for me!" Then he threw the big banana fan into the stream and shouted, and the banana fan instantly turned into a small boat.
Although Han Zhongli had a fat body, his movements were not slow at all. He leaped over in the air with a vertical jump, and sat with his chest and abdomen exposed on the boat on which Bajiao Fan was riding.
The enlarged Barjoo fan flew down the mountain, and the snow waves stirred up from time to time fell on his body, sending waves of coolness straight into his heart and spleen. He happily slapped his big belly with both hands and kept shouting Say "It's exciting! So cool!!"
The big banana fan carried Han Zhongli down the stream like an arrow, chasing Tieguai Li.
Lu Dongbin was a romantic and talented man who never wanted to be inferior to others in his pursuit of fun. Now when he saw Tieguai Li and Han Zhongli floating down the mountain in excitement one after another on magic weapons, his interest was aroused and he said to himself: "This is so fun. How come you are missing me, Lu Dongbin, when you are drifting?!" After saying this, he stepped towards the mountain stream and was about to throw the sword in his hand into the stream, but he was blocked by the lotus stretched out by He Xiangu: "Wait a minute!"
Lu Dongbin was dissatisfied: "What's wrong? You want to stop me from going rafting?"
He Xiangu: "No."
Lu Dongbin was puzzled: "Then, why don't you let me go floating?"
He Xiangu's face was full of youth: "I saw Tieguai Li and Han Zhong having so much fun. I want to have a good time too."
Lu Dongbin said indifferently: "You go drifting, okay, you can follow me."
"No," He Xianguyu waved her hands hurriedly, showing a coquettish expression, "Among us Eight Immortals, I am the only one who is female, so this time I should be given priority."
Lu Dongbin didn't know how to answer for a moment: "This..."
Uncle Cao Guo deliberately wanted to punish Lu Dongbin: "Brother Chunyang, you are always extremely caring and considerate to women. You can't be playful and courteous to the women outside, but you are as cold as frost to the women inside us, and you are ruthless and heartless!"
Zhang Guolao took the opportunity to make some fun and struck up a conversation: "Good men don't fight with women. Brother Chunyang, you usually say this the loudest. This time it's time to fulfill your promise and let He Xiangu drift first." "As he said that, he pulled the corner of Lan Caihe's clothes next to him.
Lan Caihe understood what Zhang Guolao meant, and said to Lu Dongbin seriously: "Uncle Cao Guo and Zhang Guolao are right. Brother Chunyang, you have always claimed to be a feminist, if you still want to argue this time You are fighting for the first position, and you are not willing to give way to He Xiangu first. As a good old man, I will also say that you value sex over friends."
Even Lan Caihe, who had always been the "peacemaker", started to speak up. Lu Dongbin had to pretend to be high-minded, took a step back, gave up his position, pointed to the rushing mountain stream in front of him, and said to He Xiangu: "Okay, He Xiangu , this time ladies have priority, so I’ll let you go first.”
"Since you let me go first, I won't be polite." He Xiangu took a few steps forward and threw the lotus in her hand into the stream. Suddenly, it seemed like a red cloud scattered, radiating thousands of rays of light, covering the stream. . He Xiangu touched her lotus foot lightly, jumped up, and her beautiful shadow drew a beautiful arc in the air. She stood on the lotus with her feet, drifting down with the rushing stream.
Colorful wild flowers, lush trees, and all kinds of strange rocks flew past her eyes. The mountain wind made a "woo, woo" sound in her ears and ruffled her hair. He Xiangu felt an unprecedented sense of coolness and comfort. She couldn't help but turn around and look back, waving to the immortals and saying, "Hey, I've never felt free and at ease. It's so refreshing!"
Lu Dongbin watched Tieguai Li, He Xiangu and other immortals disappear at the bend of the stream. He couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart and shouted loudly: "He Xiangu, wait for me, I, Lu Dongbin, am here!" After saying this, he put the sword in his hand. Throw it into the stream and it immediately transforms into a small raft. Lu Dongbin lowered his feet to the ground and flew into the air. He stood firmly on the raft and let the stream carry him down.
Zhang Guolao saw that the immortals were having so much fun, so he stood up from the stone, walked to the stream, raised his paper donkey, and said, "I'll go too."
Han Xiangzi moved faster than Zhang Guolao. He rushed up to him, waved his dongxiao, and stopped in front of him: "Hey, rafting, this is a game for us young people. Guolao, you old man, what are you doing now?" Just skip it."
When Zhang Guolao heard that Han Xiangzi said he was old, he opened his eyes with dissatisfaction and shouted: "Hey, Han Xiangzi, don't hurt others with your words. Who am I, Zhang Guolao, an old man? When we go out together, no matter what we do, when have I ever Will I lag behind you? Don’t forget that when we were crossing the East China Sea, we each showed our special abilities. I rode the paper donkey upside down and rode the waves faster than you."
Han Xiangzi didn't expect that Zhang Guolao, who didn't talk much on weekdays, would give him such a blow in person. For a moment, he couldn't find the words to refute him, so he just touched his lips: "This... this..."
Cao Guojiu had been teased by Han Xiangzi on weekdays. Now he felt that he should take the opportunity to teach him a lesson. He stepped forward and poked the tip of his nose with his finger, saying: "Han Xiangzi, Han Xiangzi, if my brother is right, then The first time you crossed the East China Sea in Penglai, you walked on that hole flute like an old cow pulling a broken cart, dragging and slowing. Let me testify, when you crossed the East China Sea, you were half a pack of cigarettes slower than Brother Guo. time. Don’t forget, you were still behind me that time."
Zhang Guolao was elated when he saw Uncle Cao Guo speaking up to help him. He patted Uncle Cao Guo on the shoulder and praised him: "Uncle Cao Guo has always been the most fair in his speech. Han Xiangzi, I don't have time to argue with you now. You still have to read Mine." After saying that, he threw the paper stack into the stream and muttered something. Strange to say, I saw the paper-folded donkey immediately swelled up, blinked its eyes, even moved its limbs, raised its head and screamed "Ouch, Ouch" at Zhang Guolao. Zhang Guolao smiled, jumped up, and rode upside down on the donkey's back. The paper-folded donkey understood its master's intention very well, and immediately raised its tail to the sky, becoming Zhang Guolao's handrail. Zhang Guolao held the donkey's erect tail with his left hand and patted the donkey's back gently with his right hand. Zhang Guolao was so happy that he sang the folk songs of his hometown loudly and rode his donkey backwards down the canyon. Zhang Guolao's posture of riding a donkey upside down and drifting down the river was indeed rare in the world, and attracted endless cheers from the immortals who had not yet drifted away.
The remaining immortals also threw their treasures into the stream one after another. Lan Caihe sat on a flower basket, Han Xiangzi stepped on the flute, and Cao Guojiu sat on the wat board. With the help of the treasures, they all showed their magical powers. Floating in the canyon.
On Tianlu Mountain, the Eight Immortals each cast their spells and drifted down the stream from the mountain top along the canyon, sometimes urgently, sometimes slowly, sometimes tight and sometimes slowly. For a moment, it seemed that the mountain was exhausted, but at the turning point, there were dark willows and bright flowers, attracting the attention of the mountain people along the way. Stop and watch by the stream, marveling at it.
It drifted from the top of the mountain to the foot of the mountain, winding and winding, like a dragon winding down a stream. It was more than ten miles away, and the Eight Immortals played for almost an hour.
Tieguai Li, Han Zhongli, He Xiangu and others went ashore first.
Seeing that Han Zhongli and He Xiangu were still excited, Tieguai Li smiled widely and said, "Hey, do you think today's rafting was exciting and enjoyable?"
He Xiangu's face turned red with excitement: "Yes, I encountered strong winds and waves when crossing the East China Sea in Penglai that day. I thought it was exciting enough. But I didn't expect that when I descended from the top of the mountain today, I felt like a mountain roaring and a tsunami in front of my eyes and ears. It was really It’s great, so it’s more fun than floating on the ocean.”
Indeed, when the Eight Immortals crossed the East China Sea that day, they were surrounded by a vast expanse of white ocean, with only sea water and sea breeze for company, and the scenery was monotonous. Rafting in Tianlu Mountain is quite different. The height difference of the rafting road in the mountain is more than 60 feet. It flies from top to bottom. On both sides are either colorful wild flowers or strange-shaped rocks, as well as verdant trees, ancient vines circling in the sky, and flying in the air. Singing birds, hares and sika deer running in the mountains... all kinds of scenery are like constantly changing pictures flying past the eyes one after another, accompanied by the refreshing mountain breeze. How can this not be dizzying? Why doesn't it make people feel relaxed and happy?
After Han Zhongli came ashore, he sat under the banana tree by the stream, shook his banana fan, and said in a complimentary tone, "Ha, Tieguai Li, you usually drink too much and I said you are drunk and crazy. I didn't expect it to be so difficult today." You actually came up with the idea. What I got today is unprecedented enjoyment."
At this time, Lu Dongbin, Zhang Guolao and others also gradually came ashore, and everyone seemed extremely happy.
Zhang Guolao, who had just ridiculed Tieguai Li's rafting proposal, said after enjoying the fun of rafting in the mountain stream: "Tieguai Li, I didn't think of your proposal on the mountain. You must not be blamed."
Uncle Cao Guo also apologized to Tieguai Li: "Yes, my ideas are too orthodox. I didn't expect your whims to be so creative. Today's canyon rafting is more interesting than rafting on the sea level."
Hearing his always fault-finding companion sing praises to him, Tieguai Li pursed his lips and said with arrogance: "Hmph, actually many of my suggestions are good, but you think what I say is drunken nonsense. You should listen to my opinions more in the future."
He Xiangu also came forward to tease: "Tieguai Li, I really need to thank you for today's incident!"
Lu Dongbin walked up to He Xiangu and complimented: "He Xiangu, I have been following you just now. I didn't expect that you, a woman, would be quite chic rafting today."
He Xiangu glanced at him dissatisfied: "Lu Chunyang, today I want to let you know what it means to be a woman without giving way to a man."
This time, Lu Dongbin was convinced from the bottom of his heart: "After today's competition on the mountain, I will definitely look at you differently from now on."
He Xiangu was still unfinished and expressed her plan: "In the future, I will organize a women's rafting team to compete with you. Lu Dongbin, do you dare to come and challenge?"
How could Lu Dongbin bow his head in front of a woman? He patted his chest and said loudly: "Of course I dare, otherwise how can we call men masculine?!"
He Xiangu asked: "Lu Dongbin, who do you plan to invite to join your rafting team?"
Lu Dongbin tilted his head and thought for a while: "I plan to invite the marshals and generals from heaven."
All the immortals: "Hey, Lu Chunyang, you are really capable this time!"
He Xiangu's beautiful eyes were eager to ask, "Which marshal did you invite? Which general?"
Lu Dongbin: "I plan to invite General Canopy from Tianhe and General Curtain from Liushahe."
He Xiangu said in a sarcastic tone: "Aren't those Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk and the others?"
Only then did the immortals understand and said angrily to Lu Dongbin: "I thought you were inviting some great immortal, but it turns out you were inviting Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha!"
Lu Dongbin refused to admit his inferiority: "Don't underestimate them. Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha are so famous. If they come to this mountain, they will have a big star effect. I think the people who come to watch will be packed with people."
He Xiangu: "So you have such a peaceful mind."
Tieguai Li pulled Lu Dongbin's sleeve: "Hey, your rafting team will reserve a spot for me when the time comes!"
Lu Dongbin turned sideways and glared at him, showing an expression of disgust: "Your feet?"
"I admit that my feet are a bit crooked, but that doesn't matter. I sit on a wine gourd when it comes to rafting." Tieguai Li argued, "Don't forget, I was the first to propose this method today. It can be said that this is equivalent to my invention patent. If you want to get rid of me, isn't this just crossing the bridge?!"
Han Zhongli, who was sitting under the banana tree by the stream, struck up a conversation and said, "Lü Dongbin, you can't keep trying to please the beautiful He Xiangu while being dissatisfied with Tieguai Li, who has a disabled foot. Please note that we must focus on Take care of the disabled, besides, Tieguai Li is our top contributor to rafting today!"
He Xiangu: "Lü Dongbin, I have always been in favor of marriage rather than marriage. Tieguai Li and Han Zhongli are right."
Although Lu Dongbin was reluctant, seeing that Han Zhongli and He Xiangu both started to support Tieguai Li, he could only nod his head and agreed: "Okay, from now on, I will give you a place in my rafting team, Tieguai Li."
Lu Dongbin asked back: "He Xiangu, who do you plan to invite for your women's rafting team?"
He Xiangu: "The rafting team I want to form must be extraordinary."
Lu Dongbin: "Are you so confident?"
He Xiangu's chest puffed up: "What I plan to invite is Fairy Baihua."
Lu Dongbin: "Ah, Baihua Fairy?"
At this time, He Xiangu also expressed her idea: "Not only that, I will also ask the Queen Mother or Guanyin to be the leader of this women's rafting team. Do you think this is a big enough name?"
All the fairies were talking about it: "All of these Baihua fairies are beautiful in the sky, and they are stunning in the country. They are already eye-catching. If the Queen Mother or Guanyin joins as the leader, the Kunlun Mountain rafting of that year will definitely be popular on both sides of the streams and hillsides." It’s packed with people.”
He Xiangu had a look of arrogance on her face: "If I announce it to the outside world, a hundred flower fairies will come to the Kunlun Mountains in the clouds, with colorful clothes, bright lights, beautiful shadows on the temples, and fragrance floating ten miles away. I am a drifter. Everyone in the team is a well-known star, and they will definitely steal the show and have countless fans!"
Lu Dongbin knew that the Zhu Bajie rafting team he formed was indeed not as good as He Xiangu's Baihua Fairy team. He felt that he had nothing to say to argue, and his lips touched: "This... this..."
Han Zhongli came out to tease again: "Lu Chunyang, it's not that I don't want to be friends with you, the result is obvious. If I have to vote, of course I will vote for He Xiangu and their Baihua Fairy drifting team. If you don't believe it, you can ask Dear fellow immortals.”
Zhang Guolao first nodded in agreement: "Don't say that I am relying on my old age to show my strength. I have also seen many competition scenes. I also voted for He Xiangu's Baihua Fairy team to win."
Other immortals also agreed with Han Zhongli and Zhang Guolao.
Lu Dongbin was very helpless: "Ha, He Xiangu, as long as you get involved in anything these days, you will win."
After hearing this, all the immortals laughed toward the sky.
From then on, the Eight Immortals often visited Kunlun Mountain, held fruit feasts, and enjoyed rafting.
