"Okay, today I will cut off your buttocks with a knife to open your eyes."
Yang Ling found a thick piece of wood from the side and signaled Dian Wei to stand back.
Dian Wei was confused and didn't understand what Yang Ling was going to do.
Yang Ling inserted the wood under the boulder, using it as a lever and a nearby stone as a fulcrum. Then he tilted his head hard.
In Dian Wei's shocked eyes, this boulder weighing several hundred kilograms actually started to move slowly!
"How can this be?!"
Dian Wei lost his voice and said.
How is it impossible?
Archimedes once said that if you give him a fulcrum, he can tilt the earth!
Yang Ling let go of the wood on his hand and laughed and said,
"Brother Dianwei, it seems that you have lost!"
"You...you are taking advantage of this!"
Although Dian Wei didn't know the principle of leverage, he also knew that Yang Ling was being clever. Naturally he refused to agree.
It seems that Dian Wei has well-developed limbs and not a simple mind.
I still have to think of another idea.
Yang Ling touched his chin, pondered for a moment, and then smiled again,
"Since you are not convinced, how about we continue the competition?"
"Can!"
Dianwei agreed immediately and quickly added,
"But this time I have to compete according to my requirements."
"What is your request?"
"It's very simple. As long as you can move me from here to the military camp, sir, you win!"
Dian Wei's method can be described as simple and crude.
This place is three hundred steps away from the military camp. He is already tall and strong, and he practices martial arts diligently.
As long as he kept his pace, it was impossible for Yang Ling to move him to the military camp.
"Really? No matter what method I use, it will be fine?"
Yang Ling asked.
"Absolutely true!"
Dian Wei nodded.
After hearing this, Yang Ling felt happy.
He was also afraid that Dian Wei would make any excessive demands, but he didn't expect that Dian Wei would throw himself into the trap!
"Well, this is really a bit difficult."
Yang Ling sighed and pretended to have a sad face.
"Sir, why don't you just give up."
Dian Wei couldn't help but chuckle.
"I can't move you from here to the military camp."
"But it's easy to move you here from the military camp."
Yang Ling looked at Dian Wei and smiled.
"What's the difference between the two?"
Dian Wei looked confused.
"Of course the difference is huge. If you don't believe it, you can try it."
Yang Ling used the provoking method.
"Just try it!"
Dian Wei, a military general, was still fooled by Yang Ling!
He followed Yang Ling honestly into the military camp.
"Sir, please start quickly. It will be meal time soon."
Dian Wei urged.
However, Yang Ling put his hands on his hands and laughed and said,
"Brother Dianwei, you have lost!"
"Lost? What you said...you are cheating!"
Before Dian Wei finished speaking, he reacted and glared at Yang Ling angrily.
Yang Ling said that deliberately to trick him into the camp.
"Where am I lying? You obviously said it yourself. No matter what method I use, I just need to move you to the military camp."
Yang Ling looked at Dian Weidao with an innocent face.
"We agreed to test our strength, but this has nothing to do with strength at all!"
Dian Wei said angrily.
"Why don't you get along?"
Yang Ling said solemnly,
"Haven't you ever heard that knowledge is power?"
Dian Wei: "..."
"Brother Dianwei, from now on, you will recognize me as your eldest brother. As long as you follow me, I will not treat you badly."
Yang Ling stepped forward with a smile and patted Dian Wei on the shoulder.
Although in Dian Wei's opinion, Yang Ling was cheating.
But Dian Wei is a straightforward person, and if he loses, he loses.
Even though he was deeply unhappy, he had no choice but to hold his nose and recognize it.
Yang Ling naturally saw Dian Wei's reluctance, but he had to force others to do something difficult.
Who makes Dian Wei so skilled in martial arts? To conquer him is to have an extra talisman.
Whatever, just treat him well in the future.
With this thought in mind, Yang Ling led Dian Wei towards his tent.
A soldier stood at the door of the camp. When he saw Yang Ling approaching, he quickly stepped forward to greet him.
"You must be Mr. Yang Ling."
Yang Ling nodded,
"Not bad, you are?"
"To tell you sir, I am Cao Gong's personal soldier. Today, Cao Gong went out hunting and harvested a wild deer. He specially ordered me to deliver it to Mister."
As he said this, the soldier handed over the wild deer he had kept.
When Yang Ling saw this, he knew in his heart that Boss Cao had adopted his suggestion!
He smiled happily and said,
"Please tell Mr. Cao, thank you very much for his kindness!"
After the soldiers left the wild deer behind, they stood up and left.
"Dianwei, go and clean this wild deer, and beat its teeth in the evening for the sacrifice."
Yang Ling ordered.
Dian Wei responded, picked up the wild deer and prepared to leave.
"Wait!"
Yang Ling suddenly stopped him.
"What's wrong?"
Dian Wei said with a confused look on his face.
“What are you going to do with the venison?”
Yang Ling asked.
"What else can we do? Of course we can clean it and boil it in water."
Dian Wei said naturally.
There were no iron pots and seasonings in this world. People either boiled or steamed their food, and the method was extremely simple.
Fortunately, I asked, otherwise such good venison would have been wasted.
Yang Ling thought for a while and said,
"You clean up this wild deer first, and then bring the venison over."
Dian Wei didn't understand what he was planning to do, but he still followed the order.
After a while, he put the prepared venison into a wooden basin and brought it over.
At this time Yang Ling had prepared firewood in advance and lit it.
He skewered the venison prepared by Dianwei on wooden sticks and roasted it on the fire.
Dian Wei curled his lips.
He thought Yang Ling was going to do something with the venison, but it turned out that he was just going to roast it.
Yang Ling noticed Dian Wei's expression, but didn't say anything, just smiled inwardly.
Don’t drool later!
It didn't take long for the venison to be roasted, and the fat fell on the fire, making a sizzling sound.
When Yang Ling saw this, he took off the deer meat.
Dian Wei originally thought he could start eating right away, but he didn't expect that after Yang Ling put down the venison, he dived into the tent.
Immediately after, Yang Ling took out a small bag of things and walked out.
Under Dian Wei's confused gaze, Yang Ling sprinkled some powdery substance on the deer meat.
When the wind blew, a strange aroma mixed with the aroma of barbecue floated over.
Dian Wei's brain was so stimulated that his mouth began to salivate rapidly.
He swallowed hard and stared at the venison.
"What is this and why does it smell so good?!"
Yang Ling just smiled and said nothing, cut off a large piece of deer meat with a dagger, and placed it in front of Dian Wei.
Smelling the aroma of the food, Dian Wei didn't care to say so much. He cut off a small piece of venison and put it in his mouth!
Even though he was grinning from the heat, he still couldn't help shouting.
"It's so... so delicious!"
Dian Wei can guarantee that this is the most delicious food he has ever eaten since he was born!
He just wanted to swallow his tongue!
