I didn’t expect that cross-border matching would have such a miraculous effect.
The neighbors acted like they were worse off than dead, running around.
"Chen Fan!...cough cough cough...
What on earth did you use! ? …Ahem…”
“It’s simply worse than a beast!
It’s so unkind and unscrupulous!
vomit--"
"Chen Fan, I will fight you until death!
Don't block the road ahead, let me pass quickly! "
"Don't push, don't push, don't mess around!"
Because there are so many people coming this time.
The corridor outside Building 12 has long been occupied by the owners.
Now there was a sudden loss of order. They were all crowded at the stairs for a while, and no one could move.
Today Chen Fan wants to completely conquer these people, so naturally he will not let them leave easily.
So he moved out the large dark blue iron can that had been prepared from another space.
'Immortal Drunk 2.0 Improved Version' is printed on the tin.
This is Chen Fan's latest work.
The deep anesthetic that Tang Xueyi had given to Internet celebrity Liu Tiantian was the prototype of Immortal Drunk.
Chen Fan felt that the prototype product was not very convenient to operate, and it was not satisfying to have to sneak around and trick people into eating it.
So he mixed nitrous oxide, sevoflurane, desflurane and other general anesthetic raw materials into the prototype product, and then used ultra-high temperature to break up the molecular structure.
The improved form of the finished product has also been upgraded from solid to gaseous.
This gives you more options in operation.
He carefully pulled out a pipe from the wall and fastened it to the mouth of the blue iron can.
The other end of the pipe extends to the corridor through a hidden opening.
The machine is turned on.
The gaseous anesthetic quickly filled the entire space.
But the neighbors were so panicked that no one noticed.
They just feel suddenly dizzy and weak.
I thought there were too many people and I was so crowded that I was starved of oxygen.
In less than five minutes, everyone fell to the ground in pieces.
"I gather, I gather-
Something's wrong, guys.
Why can't I move...
Someone come and help me, quickly...quickly...help me...for a moment..."
Liu Xuanhe fell to the ground weakly and spoke in a weak voice.
But his consciousness is still clear and he can barely speak.
Just couldn't move.
The situation is similar for everyone else.
They all slumped to the ground helplessly, completely confused about the situation.
This is the effect of 'improved version of Immortal Drunk 2.0'.
In fact, Chen Fan just gave them general anesthesia.
It's just a matter of scientific dosage and proportion, so that the target can stay conscious just right.
click
The door opened.
The neighbors stared wide-eyed.
After struggling all morning, I couldn't even open the door with all my efforts.
Opened it yourself!
Chen Fan was seen walking out neatly dressed, with a gas mask on his head and a white hose in his hand.
"Chen Fan! You despicable and shameless villain!
I'll fucking kill you! "
Say it or not, Liu Xuanhe, the leader of the Crocodile Gang, still has a backbone.
At least he dared to stretch his neck and shout at this time.
However, it is limited to hard words.
People are so weak that they can't even move a finger.
Chen Fan looked slightly unhappy under the mask.
He slowly squatted in front of Liu Xuanhe.
Snapped
A crisp slap in the face.
A red slap mark suddenly appeared on Boss Liu's face.
Liu Xuanhe was stunned.
Don't you... say something?
Just slap it?
Liu Xuanhe: "Chen Fan! Don't think..."
Snapped
Another slap.
Liu Xuanhe: "Why don't you just listen to what I have to say..."
Snapped
The third mouth.
Mr. Liu burst into tears on the spot.
When Chen Fan raised his palm high again.
The spirited young man decisively chooses the one who understands current affairs as a hero.
"Brother, brother...
calm!
Stop fanning, I’m convinced, I’m really convinced~
I was joking with you just now~
Look at you, why are you taking it seriously..."
Chen Fan then put down his hands and stood up again.
When everyone else saw Boss Liu, they were tamed, and no one dared to provoke him again.
They all kept their mouths shut and waited for Chen Fan to lecture.
"Everyone."
Chen Fan cleared his throat.
"Excuse me, are you convinced?"
Don't yell or yell, be emotionally stable and speak calmly.
He said this as if he was chatting with everyone.
The crowd was confused.
What does this mean?
Everyone was pressed to the ground and rubbed, it’s not okay to refuse...
As the saying goes, a good man never suffers immediate losses.
Whoever throws money away like Liu Xuanhe is useless.
"I accept it.
Chen Fan, I took it. What kind of poison is this in us? Is there an antidote?
Give me the antidote and I promise not to hold a grudge. "
"Yes, yes, can't we accept it?
Please untie it for us quickly, and we promise not to hold you accountable. "...
Everyone was talking.
Who wants to lie on the cold ground all the time on a cold day?
After a long time, pull out the urine.
In short, please be soft-spoken and wait until you get past the current hurdle.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk..."
Chen Fan didn't seem satisfied with their answers.
"No, I don't think you are convinced."
As he spoke, Chen Fan made an 'OK' gesture.
He knew that Xueer at home could see it through surveillance.
Tang Xueyi received the signal.
According to Chen Fan's instructions before, he decisively opened the faucet valve at home.
Cold water spurted out along the white hose in Chen Fan's hand.
"Have you not taken a shower for a long time?
Come, today is the Water Splashing Festival, let’s have a good bath~”
Everyone was shocked!
Damn, it’s minus thirty degrees here right now!
Cold shower on site?
Are you a beast? ! !
“No, no, no, no, don’t make trouble!
Someone will die! "
"No! I'm choking! Cough cough cough...
Don't keep spraying me! "
"Today is not the Water Splashing Festival, Chen Fan, you remembered wrong!"
"Chen Fan, you uncle!
A scholar can't be killed without humiliation. Otherwise, you can just give him a happy life! "
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Brother, I’m convinced!
I’m really convinced, please stop ahhhh——”
…
I watered these lovely flowers and plants for a while.
Chen Fan made sure that every dear neighbor had received the rain and dew equally.
With his thoughts still lingering, he signaled Tang Xueyi to close the floodgates.
"Do you know? The water we were showered with just now was pure water.
Now the world is full of nuclear sewage. I don’t need to say more about how precious these pure water resources are, right? "
Chen Fan didn't lie.
He didn't want to be so generous, but Chen Fan's house only had pure water.
I even use this to flush the toilet.
When the neighbors heard this, they were even more confused.
no…
Killing people doesn't have to be so troublesome at all.
Chen Fan, what are you going to do? ?
Chen Fan had a smile on his face and asked again: "I'll ask again, are you convinced?"
This time everyone responded much more sincerely.
"I'm sorry, Chen Fan, we know we were wrong.
We shouldn't come here to cause trouble! "
"Yes, actually we are greedy and want to take advantage of your supplies.
We deserve to be taught by you today.
We really knew we were wrong and we accepted it.
You have a lot of money, please let us go..."
After hearing their confession, Chen Fan still shook his head thoughtfully.
"No, I don't think you are convinced."
neighbors:! ! !
Chen Fan, you must be crazy!
We are all so sincere, what else do you want? ? ?
Only Chen Fan knew that the ideal effect had not yet been achieved.
He stopped asking.
Searching the crowd, he saw Mu Xueqing leaning there in a corner.
Chen Fan walked over.
Squat down.
At this time, the anesthetic in the corridor had dissipated.
Chen Fan slowly took off his mask.
This is the first time after the end of the world that two people face each other, so close.
Mu Xueqing did not beg for forgiveness like others.
She knew that the current tea art style was completely useless to Chen Fan.
Mu Xueqing stared at Chen Fan.
His eyes were like daggers, as if he wanted to eat people, "Kill me now, otherwise, I will make you die badly!"
Chen Fan looked at Mu Xueqing's face as if it was a lifetime ago.
At this time, she looked a little vicissitudes of life, and she could no longer look like her former self.
Seeing that Mu Xueqing still had fighting spirit, Chen Fan smiled and shook his head.
"You think so well~".
