"It's okay to break up, but you have to return the 380,000 gift money to me!"
Li Dongxu was holding his cell phone, his expression twisted, and his hoarse voice suppressed hysterical anger.
He's going crazy!
Two months ago, by chance, he met a girl named Hu Diehua. She was beautiful, long-legged, pure and lustful. He fell in love with her at first sight and took the initiative to pursue her.
Unexpectedly, Butterfly Flower was also interested in him.
After dating a few times, they quickly confirmed their relationship and started talking about marriage within a month. Everything went smoothly.
Li Dongxu thought that he would soon get married and start a family and live a happy life.
But Hu Diehua righteously proposed that if she wanted to marry her, she would have to prepare 500,000 yuan as a bride price!
Li Dongxu was just a white-collar worker, so he didn't have that much money. After hard work, he negotiated the price to 380,000.
He took out the little savings he had accumulated after working for seven years, and borrowed some from his seventh aunt and eighth aunt, and finally collected the money for the bride price.
After that, he happily prepared for the wedding.
But just last night, he came back early from a business trip, bought flowers and went to Hu Diehua's house to give her a surprise.
Then, he bumped into Hu Diehua and another man hugging each other at the gate of the community, and the little bird walked home lovingly.
Li Dongxu was in disbelief and asked Hu Diehua angrily who that man was.
Unexpectedly, the man turned his head before he spoke, looked at Li Dongxu playfully, and said coldly: He and Hu Diehua are true love, and you, Li Dongxu, are just a spare tire.
Hu Diehua said nothing and didn't even look at Li Dongxu, obviously acquiescing.
Li Dongxu became angry and rushed towards the man, but was knocked down by the man with a punch. His eyes were filled with stars and his mouth and nose were bleeding.
"You little bitch, how dare you chase my woman?"
"Hahaha, you have been dating her for two months, and you have only held her hand a few times, but not even kissed her once."
"Silly, we sleep together every day!"
The man mocked mercilessly, hugged Butterfly Flower, and walked away.
Li Dongxu returned home in a daze. He didn't know how he spent the night. On the next day, he finally calmed down and quickly called Hu Diehua. He didn't ask for anything else. He just wanted the 380,000 gift money back.
"What kind of gift money? When did you give me the gift money?"
Hu Diehua's sneer came from the other end of the phone, "You and I are just playing around. I don't owe you anything. Please don't contact me again in the future."
She hung up the phone.
"You bitch, why did you lie to me?" Li Dongxu was anxious and quickly called again, but it showed that the phone on the other end had been turned off.
Li Dongxu was so angry that he completely exploded. He picked up a kitchen knife and rushed out of the door.
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The night is sultry and the barbecue stalls are very lively.
Four good buddies sat around the table, drinking beer, eating skewers and rolls, and pulling cowhide.
Not only are they childhood friends, they are also good brothers who have been together for a long time.
Whenever they have free time, they will get together and play.
Liu Daneng smoked a cigarette, scratched his sparse hair, and told jokes seriously.
He said: "When I was a child, my mother asked a famous fortune teller to tell me a fortune, and the fortune teller said that I was destined to be a poop collector! Humph, I really didn't believe it. I studied hard and worked hard. Now I am the attending physician in the anorectal department!”
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Everyone roared with laughter.
Liu Daneng looked at Fang Zhixing and asked, "I heard that you had an operation recently. What's going on?"
"Oh, it's no big deal."
Fang Zhixing took a sip of beer and talked nonsense: "I have a meat ball on my butt. I squeezed it and it felt quite comfortable. Then I kept squeezing it and playing with it. Unexpectedly, it exploded. Then I went After checking at the hospital, the old doctor told me that you are the first person I have ever encountered who has crushed his hemorrhoids!"
The other three people were immediately in awe, each one saying "F*ck, awesome".
Fang Zhixing looked at Zhang Changji again. He was covered in tattoos and looked like a streetwalker. He smiled and said, "What about you? I heard that you have another girlfriend?"
"Hahaha, what does 'again' mean? Am I that kind of person?"
Zhang Changji raised his hand and shook the diamond-encrusted watch on his wrist a few times, with a proud expression on his face.
Fang Zhixing clicked his tongue and quickly asked: "What does that woman look like? Have you slept with her?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Changji suddenly raised his head, his eyes widened in shock.
A man holding a kitchen knife, with an angry face and a ferocious and twisted expression, rushed over like a madman and slashed with the knife.
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Dazhou·Danzhou·Qinghe County!
The leaves of Jinjing sycamore trees turn yellow in autumn, and the bead curtains are not rolled up by the night frost.
"Ooooh~"
Outside, the rooster crows.
It was just dawn when Zhixing woke up from his nightmare and looked at his dilapidated thatched house with drafts on all sides, as if he had lived in another world.
Listening to the stopped crow of the rooster, this primitive and simple alarm clock, made Fang Zhixing believe again that he had really traveled through time.
The original owner's name is Daniu, he is eighteen years old and was born in the Funiu Mountains of Qinghe County, a mountain village between the mountains.
Daniu lost his mother when he was young and his father when he was young. He left behind a thatched house (with a fence, cool in winter and warm in summer), half an acre of thin farmland, a puppy, a bow, eighteen arrows, and a quiver.
Three days ago, Daniel went hunting in the mountains with his family dog and encountered a black bear. He was so frightened that he fell into a mountain col and hit his head on a rock.
Just like that, when he woke up again, he had become Fang Zhixing.
"Gu Gu Gu~"
As soon as Fang Zhixing woke up, his stomach growled immediately, and he felt hungry. He climbed out of bed and looked at the poor and empty house, but he couldn't find anything to eat.
Having no other choice, he pushed open the door and walked to a large vat with a corner missing. He scooped out the water with a gourd and drank it to temporarily satisfy his hunger.
"Wangwang!"
A colorful puppy ran behind him. It looked like a half-brother and a half-dog.
"I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm starving to death!"
A burst of complaints came into Fang Zhixing's mind, "Fang Zhixing, hurry up and find some food, or I will starve to death!"
Fang Zhixing turned his head and stared at the little puppy lying on the ground, which looked to be only a few months old with droopy ears. He was furious and shouted angrily:
"How dare you have the nerve to say that if you hadn't seduced someone else's fiancée, would I have been hacked to death by that lunatic?"
"Why are you so fierce!"
The little puppy felt aggrieved and knew that he was in the wrong, so he sobbed and said: "It's okay that I was wrong. Who would have thought that that madman would stab someone with a knife? By the way, when that madman slashed you, why didn't you know how to hide? Open it."
"Hide? You're the only one who knows how to hide, right?"
Fang Zhixing picked up a wooden stick and hit the little milk dog.
"Ah woo~"
The little puppy ran away, only to be chased by Fang Zhixing.
Within two laps, one person and one dog all stopped and collapsed on the ground.
The two brothers in distress were so hungry that they had no energy to do anything!
