"I go."
Sure enough, I guessed it right. The two gentlemen were guarding the bedside, making the girl afraid to go to the toilet at all.
But now she told me, what should I do? Is it possible that I should connect her urinal?
This must not be appropriate either, right?
"How to do it?"
I looked at Liu Ruyan with a troubled face.
"Ask your wife to help me, and you go out first."
Liu Ruyan said with a blushing face.
"Oh well."
I nodded quickly and went out.
Fortunately, she didn't ask me to help, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to help, and maybe Feng Yunxiu and the others would be hostile to me again.
I waited outside the ward for a while, and then went in again after Liu Ruyan was finished.
At this time, Feng Yunxiu and Zhang Weijie also came back with some food, fruits and other things. It seemed that several of them had not eaten and were very hungry.
I'm really convinced. These two old men are just standing next to the hospital bed. Don't they even know how to go out and buy something to eat?
They don't have to eat, but patients still need to eat, right?
"Brother Li, there was a sudden thunderstorm in the city just now. It was quite loud. Is it caused by you?"
While eating, Zhang Weijie suddenly asked me out of curiosity.
"Yeah, why didn't you come over and take a look when you found out?"
I said and glanced at Liu Ruyan, "You know that you will be guarding this girl every day, right?"
"This... I'm not afraid of something unexpected happening here, so I don't dare to leave."
Zhang Weijie scratched his head slightly embarrassed as he spoke.
As for Feng Yunxiu, he still looked expressionless, as if I wasn't talking about him at all, just Zhang Weijie.
"What accident could happen to this person in the hospital?"
I rolled my eyes as I spoke, waved my hands and said, "You two should stop watching here. Go back to the hotel and take a rest. I'll watch from here, and you can come and take my place tomorrow."
"How is this okay? I...I don't need to rest. I can just watch here. How about you go back and rest."
When Zhang Weijie heard this, his head suddenly shook like a rattle, and he glanced at Feng Yunxiu as he spoke.
This guy made it clear that he didn't trust me, and he also wanted to send Fengyun Xiu away, but he had his way.
It's a pity that Feng Yunxiu obviously did his part when faced with this kind of thing.
"I don't have to rest."
Feng Yunxiu only said this sentence, but his tone was unquestionable.
So it is definitely impossible to get rid of him.
"Okay, I'll go rest, you guys... do whatever you want."
I said and spread my hands.
"Li Shiyi."
When Liu Ruyan saw that I was leaving, she quickly called me.
"What's wrong?"
I looked back at him in confusion.
"How about... you should stay with me."
Liu Ruyan said and looked at Feng Yunxiu and Zhang Weijie, looking very embarrassed.
"It's okay for me to stay, but they won't go back to rest, so we can't all stay here, right?"
I said and spread my hands.
"Then I won't disturb you."
When Feng Yunxiu heard this, he was obviously jealous. After saying that, he stood up and walked out.
"I...I didn't mean that."
When Liu Ruyan saw this posture, he suddenly became anxious.
In fact, I knew that she was interested in Fengyun Xiu, but she felt extremely uncomfortable having two grown men guarding her like this, so she thought of letting me stay with her.
Unexpectedly, Feng Yunxiu misunderstood him and left in anger.
"Don't worry about him, he just has this temper, let him go. Brother Li, you also go back and rest. I'll just watch Miss Liu here."
Zhang Weijie was immediately happy now.
"I don't need you to watch, you should go back and rest quickly."
Liu Ruyan said a little crazy.
"This...isn't Brother Li...are you being unreasonable? Why do you pay back all the good things that happened to you?"
Zhang Weijie was immediately unhappy when he saw this posture.
"Why am I not honest? You are just here to look after the patients. What are you thinking about? Besides, Miss Liu is obviously not interested in you, so go back to sleep."
I said and waved my hand, but I was also a little bit confused by this guy.
"Didn't you ask me to be a dog licker?"
Zhang Weijie looked at me with an aggrieved look.
"you......"
I almost vomited blood on the spot because of his anger. You need to be discerning to do dog licking, okay? How can you cling to someone like this?
"I made a mistake. The dog-licking thing obviously doesn't work on Miss Liu. You should go back and wash up and sleep. Stop thinking about it."
I kindly persuaded Zhang Wei to take it.
"How could it be useless? You see that you have so many wives, your method must be effective? I think I should persist a little longer."
Zhang Weijie said very paranoidly.
"Are you really a fucking idiot? He must have deceived you. Do you think he got all those wives from him? They rely on their looks, do you understand?"
Lin Ze couldn't stand it any longer and couldn't help but curse.
As he spoke, he touched his bald head and said, "Just like Master Dao, do you see that?"
"Are you also a Taoist priest? I thought you were a monk. Besides, you are so good-looking, don't you? Do you have a wife?"
Zhang Weijie looked at Lin Ze with surprise.
"What am I..."
When Lin Ze heard this, his face turned dark.
This time it really hit his sore spot.
"I understand. It turns out that we are both fallen people from the end of the world. I don't want to say anything anymore. Let's go and have a drink."
Zhang Weijie rummaged through his pockets as he spoke, "It just so happens that there is still some money left from Brother Li just now. Let's buy some peanut beer or something and talk about this frustrated life."
"You idiot, who is the same as you? My life is not disappointing at all. Let me tell you, back then, I also had a girlfriend, and there were all kinds of monsters and ghosts. What kind of woman I have never seen. ?”
Lin Ze said and began to show off his former glory again.
"Stop it, why didn't you say anything about getting yourself pregnant?"
Wang Xiaozhe came in just at this moment. Hearing Lin Ze bragging here, he directly answered.
"I......"
When Lin Ze heard this, he was immediately speechless.
This is definitely a stain that he can never erase in his life.
A grown man actually got himself pregnant, and ended up having a caesarean section. It's weird to think about it.
"You can actually get yourself pregnant? How on earth did you do it? Fellow Taoist, please teach me."
When Zhang Weijie heard this, he immediately became interested.
"roll."
Lin Ze cursed, then turned around with a dark face and walked out.
"Fellow Taoist, don't leave? Let's have a drink and have a nice chat?"
Zhang Weijie quickly chased after him.
