"Crazy woman."
I cursed, then hurriedly put on my clothes, hugged the quilt and ran away.
"Hurry up, your little wife probably can't wait any longer, but do you still have the strength?"
Yu Xiyao was teasing behind me, and she couldn't help but chuckle.
Listening to her triumphant laughter, I couldn't help but feel my legs weaken and almost fall to the ground.
I'm really scared of this woman.
After so many years of love affairs, this was the first time I fell into the hands of a woman, and I felt like I was being played by her.
"Your sister."
When I returned to the room holding the quilt and cursing, Yuji had indeed finished taking a shower.
Moreover, she had also put on a sexy black short skirt and was lying on the big sofa in front of the floor-to-ceiling window with her lips pouting, looking boredly at the lights outside.
Two slender white legs were dangling there, swinging rhythmically, making them even more charming under the warm light.
"Husband, what are you doing here? People have been waiting for you for a long time."
When You Ji saw me, she immediately called me coquettishly.
When I saw this posture, my legs started to tremble.
I'm afraid I'm destined to be unable to escape this calamity tonight, right?
"I went out to do some exercise."
I said and threw the quilt on the bed, then walked to the sofa and sat down.
"What are you doing holding the quilt when you go out for some exercise?"
Yu Xiyao said and glanced back at the bed, then pouted and said, "And why is half of your apprentice's skirt pulled up on the bed? Why do you want to tear the skirt like that?"
"This... I told her to go back to her room quickly. When I pulled her, I accidentally tore her skirt, so I asked her to go back wrapped in a quilt. I just brought the quilt over."
I quickly explained it very guiltily.
"All right."
Youji suddenly said in a low mood: "Did your apprentice often warm your bed in the past? In fact, I know what a warm bed means, but aren't you a master and apprentice? I don't know what you are like in the human world, but we are in the underworld. This is unethical."
"This...actually she is not my apprentice."
I scratched my forehead and said very embarrassedly: "I was just afraid that you would be jealous, so I said it belonged to my apprentice."
"I knew it."
When You Ji heard this, she immediately became unhappy and pouted her mouth again.
"But it doesn't matter. In our underworld, it's very common for men to have three wives and four concubines. I won't be jealous. I know that you didn't tell me for my own good, husband."
Yuki said, putting her head on my lap and smiling at me.
"Honey, you are really... so reasonable."
I swallowed and said with some shame.
"Of course, hey, kiss my husband."
Yuji pursed her lips as she spoke.
I was also feeling guilty, so naturally I needed to behave well at this time.
So I quickly lowered my head and kissed her forehead, and then kissed her lips, kissing her gently.
After a while of lingering, my fire of desire, which had been extinguished long ago, was slowly ignited at this time.
So I simply held You Ji in my arms and started kissing her eagerly.
Against the backdrop of the neon lights, two intertwined blurry figures gradually appeared on the floor-to-ceiling glass.
On a rainy night, we went to Wushan together.
When I woke up in the morning, I didn’t even know what time it was.
As soon as I woke up, I felt very thirsty, as if I had been drunk last night.
But it was obviously not the wine that made me drunk, but the dream.
I got up from the sofa, opened a bottle of mineral water on the table, and took several big gulps before I finally felt better.
You Ji was still sleeping on the sofa, her sleeping posture was so enchanting, and there was even drool dripping from the corner of her mouth.
I couldn't help but slap her butt and wake her up.
"Go to bed quickly and don't catch a cold."
I said with concern.
"Husband, carry me up."
Yuji said sleepily and opened her arms.
Okay, I smiled helplessly, then carried her to the bed and covered her with a quilt.
After a while, the girl fell into a deep sleep again.
I was also exhausted, so I had to go to bed and catch up on some sleep.
When I woke up, it was already past two o'clock in the afternoon.
I got up and washed up, and then called Yuji too.
When I went over to call Taoist Yunxu and Yu Xiyao, both of them had already had lunch.
"My little friend, what time is it now? Is there a great catastrophe? The world is about to be destroyed. Why do you still fall into the land of gentleness every day and can't get out?"
As soon as Taoist Yunxu saw me, he started scolding me.
"It's just because the world is about to be destroyed, so I just have fun in the moment."
I said matter-of-factly.
"Then you won't save the world?"
Taoist Yunxu glared at me.
"Yes, to save the world."
When he reminded me, I suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
In the past two days, I have really forgotten about saving the world.
"Then let's meet up with others first. Now there are demons everywhere, Yin soldiers have entered the world in large numbers, and practitioners in the mystical world are almost dead and injured. We must concentrate our strength."
I quickly suggested.
"That's pretty much it, but that little wife of yours is from the underworld after all. You'd better be mentally prepared."
Taoist Yunxu said, frowning again and reminding me.
"Don't worry, I know this well."
I nodded quickly.
But actually, this matter is really worrying me a little now.
After all, Youji is mine now. If she knows that I am on the side of the human world and that we are at odds with her brother, I wonder what choice she will make?
I'm afraid we can only know this when we actually face it.
"You'd better know it in your mind. She is the sister of the Lord of Nine Netherworlds. If that guy knows that you slept with his sister, do you think he will chase you all over the world?"
Yu Xiyao snorted softly and said.
"That's hard to say. What if he was so angry that he vomited blood and died?"
I said half-jokingly.
"Hahaha......"
When Yu Xiyao heard this, she couldn't help laughing.
Then she covered her belly with one hand, pointed at me with the other, and laughed so hard she said: "You...you are just like an animal. Can you even think of such a thing?"
"You...shut up."
I just cursed.
This guy is really, how can he talk? You are the animal, and your whole family is an animal, okay?
