Wang Xiaozhe cooked six bowls of rice by himself, and let him eat most of the dishes on the table.
I was just thinking that a guy like him who can't even eat and is very good at eating, if he meets a girl like Long Xinyue, he is really lucky for eight lifetimes, but why can't he?
If this doesn’t work, there’s nothing we can do about it, right? I can't help him even if I want to.
After finishing the meal, it was completely dark and the entire Jiuli Village was completely quiet.
I watched Long Xinyue climb to the roof, so I followed her up to the roof to feel the night in the mountains.
Standing on the roof and looking around, you are surrounded by thousands of lights, dots covering the entire valley.
Looking up, you can still see the sky full of stars, and the stars feel particularly bright.
"Your place is actually pretty good."
I said it from the bottom of my heart.
"What? If you like it here, I will help you find a girl and stay here."
Long Xinyue said, picking up the wine bottle and taking a sip.
The way she drinks, she feels very manly.
Then she generously handed over the wine bottle.
I looked at the wine stains at the corner of her mouth and hesitated slightly, but still took the bottle.
"Forget it, I already have a wife."
I shook my head and chuckled as I spoke, then raised my head and took a big sip of wine.
The strong alcohol entered my throat, and the feeling was so spicy that my throat almost smoked, causing me to cough violently.
I didn't expect the girl's drink to be so strong.
"All the men outside you have wives, right? I heard Wang Xiaozhe say that it feels pretty good."
Long Xinyue said, taking the wine bottle in my hand and taking another sip.
Then she looked up at the stars and said with some emotion: "It would be great if one day Wang Xiaozhe could marry me too."
"He...may not necessarily like women."
I hesitated and said.
"Don't like women? What do you mean?"
Long Xinyue looked at me with some confusion.
"It's just... he might like men, do you understand what I mean?"
I said and raised my hand to make a gesture.
When Long Xinyue heard this, his eyes suddenly widened.
Then she glared at me and said, "Could it be that you are the one he likes?"
"impossible......"
"Fuck your sister."
Before I could finish my words, I was kicked off the roof by Long Xinyue.
This damn thing really hit me hard. It felt like my internal organs were about to be broken. It hurt so much that I couldn’t even get up.
Long Xinyue also jumped off the roof, and then picked me up from the ground.
"No... you... you misunderstood. I am a normal man. I... I really have nothing to do with him."
I quickly raised my hands and explained.
But Long Xinyue didn't listen at all, and directly dragged me into the room, and then pulled Wang Xiaozhe, who looked baffled, from the chair.
"Do you like men?"
Long Xinyue stared at Wang Xiaozhe and asked.
"I...I don't know?"
Wang Xiaozhe looked at me, then looked at Long Xinyue with a confused expression.
"You said you didn't know, but he is clearly your lover."
Long Xinyue said and gave me a kick directly, and also lifted my crotch and legs.
I lay on the ground on the spot and couldn't get up. Your grandma, are you trying to oust me?
"What nonsense are you talking about? How can he be my lover? He is already married, okay?"
When Wang Xiaozhe saw that the situation was not good, he quickly opened his eyes and explained.
"That's right, right? It seems like you outsiders can't be with others after they get married."
Long Xinyue nodded thoughtfully, and then pulled me up from the ground.
"Stop hitting him. If he wants to hit you, hit him, okay?"
I quickly covered my lower body and took two steps back cautiously.
What the hell is going on? I was chatting casually, but I got beaten for no reason. If I hadn't noticed that this guy was a woman, I would have beaten her up.
Although it's tough enough to beat.
"Since it's a misunderstanding, forget it."
Long Xinyue waved her hand, then looked at Wang Xiaozhe and said: "Do you like men or women? If you like men, I will help you get rid of the love poison directly, so as not to waste my feelings."
"Then please hurry up and get over it. I probably like men."
Wang Xiaozhe nodded quickly and said seriously.
"good."
Long Xinyue nodded, then pulled out a short knife from his waist, then gestured in front of Wang Xiaozhe and said: "But I have to castrate you first, since it's of no use to you anyway." .”
"Don't... don't, I still like women, I don't like men anymore."
Wang Xiaozhe was so frightened that he quickly covered his crotch and took two steps back.
"I know, you think you can deceive me in this way? Do I seem to be such an easy person to deceive?"
Long Xinyue put away the knife and snorted coldly.
Now I was also frightened.
Obviously, this girl is not an ordinary character? Not that easy to deal with.
It seems that I have to run away quickly, otherwise my life will be in danger if this continues.
But Long Xinyue is watching here, and we obviously can't run away. We can only wait for her to fall asleep before taking action.
Or just get her drunk.
I thought about it, and it should be more reliable to get drunk.
So I took the opportunity to call Wang Xiaozhe outside, communicated with him, and asked him to go drink with Long Xinyue. I would wait until he couldn't drink anymore, then I would join him, and directly use the wheel tactics.
I think even if this woman is a good drinker, she will definitely not be able to withstand the two of us.
Wang Xiaozhe obviously felt that this method might not be reliable, but he still nodded and agreed.
So after returning to the house, Wang Xiaozhe proposed to drink with Long Xinyue.
This girl obviously has the kind of character that doesn't refuse anyone who comes, and of course when it comes to drinking.
She directly put a large jar of wine on the table, and then she and Wang Xiaozhe started drinking from a bowl each.
I sat on the edge and silently observed their situation.
Unexpectedly, Wang Xiaozhe just lay down on the table after drinking three bowls. Although he didn't fall asleep directly, he was obviously a little unable to get up.
But Long Xinyue didn't look drunk at all, her face was just a little red, and she looked more and more charming.
I gritted my teeth, stepped forward and kicked Wang Xiaozhe under the table.
The wheel battle is definitely out of the question, this guy is obviously dead, so I have to get this girl completely drunk.
"Is your drinking okay?"
Long Xinyue looked at me suspiciously, and then pushed a bowl of wine in front of me.
"Try it, I'm willing to give it a try."
I said, directly picked up the bowl and drank it in one gulp while holding my breath.
Of course Long Xinyue also drank a bowl.
I felt okay at first, but to my surprise, after three bowls, I immediately started to faint. My brain was so swollen that I felt like I was not even conscious.
"Wan Duzi, are you not going to be able to finish your job after three bowls?"
I cursed inwardly.
Unexpectedly, just after he finished scolding, Long Xinyue suddenly made a "bang" and fell down.
