【Comprehensive】School Carnival (1)
There is a new teacher in the academy recently, and his name is very hidden... In fact, many people in the academy have very hidden names, and everyone is used to calling them nicknames. Some people don't like nicknames, so they just call them names. Say your name.
The teacher's nickname is Shi Shi Chang. He previously worked as a teaching assistant in the CCC class of the Fate Department next door for a period of time, and he just came to the Reunion Class of the Super Hero Department as an intern teacher today.
By the way, she is a trainee psychology teacher.
Although everyone does not need this kind of subject →_→.
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Wearing the glasses kindly given by Kishinami Hakuno from the CCCC class next door, Shi Shishi walked into the class leisurely, raised his hand and threw away the materials, pulled his tie and said, "In order to build our relationship, I won't talk about the materials today. content.”
Tony Stark, who had been looking through the information for a long time, his eyes lit up, but it still seemed insignificant, but Steve clapped in response.
"Ahem, let's talk about a special medical record today," Shishi Wichang seemed to have thought about it seriously and tried hard to interest the students. "There are not many people suffering from this disease, or rather, just a few. Students, just pay attention. On the surface, this disease does not appear to be many. Currently, the teacher knows only one person with this disease, ah..." The words got stuck.
Wait, are you ready? Did you forget the words so quickly? !
I don’t know when he broke in. Deadpool, wearing a red mesh and carrying two knives on his back, smiled and raised his hand: "Teacher, do you want to talk about classmate Winky?"
Shi Shi Wan Chang slapped the table and her eyes sparkled: "Yes, yes! It's the one called... glittering, ah, yes! Gold glittering!" As she spoke, she adjusted her glasses and pretended to cough. "Ahem, for the sake of the patient's safety, don't say the name. Just call him by this nickname."
Teacher, are you kidding me? ! ? !
Do you think no one can guess the name like this? !
Is it obvious who this name is? !
This time, even Steve twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at the uncertainty of the world speechlessly. Artoria, the serious new class monitor who knew nothing about superheroes, frowned and looked at Deadpool: "Who are you? What are you doing in our class?"
Deadpool smiled and spread his hands: "Don't worry, the teacher will allow me to join." As he said that, he raised his chin.
As expected, he knew nothing about the impermanence of the world: "Ah, those who just answered the name will get three points each. Remember, the squad leader must have previewed this, and learn from them!"
Who would learn from Deadpool? ! Professor, please take Deadpool back quickly! He is not from our department! !
Shi Shi Wu Chang didn't notice the expressions of the underground students at all. He clapped his hands happily and said as if he was joking: "Ahem, let's continue the lecture."
She raised her pointer, pointed at the three words Jin Shining written on the blackboard at some point, and said: "The disease Jin Shining suffers from has not been named yet. Everyone can pick one up and throw it into the box next to the podium. The teacher picked out a few for you to do after class!" As she said this, she pointed to the box next to the podium.
Who will vote? ! Hawkeye roared in his mind.
Shi Shi Wu Chang coughed again and said: "Well, Jin Shining Shining's disease has no special characteristics. His physical growth is no different from that of a normal person, but... the inner mental age will slowly degenerate with the physical age, for example Mr. Jin Shining was smart and sensible when he was young, and he could see everything clearly. His little friend Enkidu, well, Xiao En also liked him very much. But as an adult, Mr. Jin Shining became childish and irritable, as if he was in the second grade of middle school. As a young girl in the period, his good friend En, ahem, Xiao En also left him, and now Mr. Jin Shining is for his gay friend..." At this point, she paused, glanced left and right, and changed her words as if nothing had happened. "Ahem, cough, you didn't hear anything! In order to recover his best friend, Xiao En, Mr. Jin Shining decided to work hard to recover from his illness, and then developed a rejuvenation medicine. However, Mr. Jin Shining said that in addition to taking some Tofu can’t do anything…”
Everyone in the class looked at the world as if they were martyrs, and their eyes were full of a series of emotions including admiration and compassion.
"Teacher," Tony Stark said, trying to suppress a serious smile. "Jill...Classmate Jin Shining just bought Deadpool's eavesdropping radar, which can hear the sounds in all classrooms."
Things are impermanent: "..." I seemed to see death.
The world is impermanent: "You all forgot about this class!!!! There will be no class today! get out of class is over!"
Everyone watched in silence as Shishi Wuchang left. Xuanhuangta, who came to listen to the class and study, asked Natasha next to her in confusion: "Is this disease called reverse growth? I remember a movie about this situation. After a lifetime, you will live seven to eighty years old, and then you will get older. The younger you live, the longer you live. Wouldn’t it be eaten by a snake if you take the medicine that rejuvenates youth?”
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I was about to go back to the office to grab my things when I suddenly received a text message. I opened it and read: Teacher, I am the one who gave the wrong answer to √!
I suggest naming this situation IQ regression! This is approved by Doctor Medusa next door!
Moreover, it’s not that Mr. Shining hasn’t caught up with Enkidu recently, it’s that Enkidu has raised a mechanical dog, which is very cute and he carries it for walks every day.
Oh, I almost forgot, teacher, I just passed by your office and saw a shining golden sword stuck on your desk.
Ah, don’t thank me. My name is Deadpool. I looked at Jin Shining’s classmate and poked him.
p.s. The above is what the author told me.
The world is impermanent. He thought for a moment with a cold face, and then sent the text message... and accidentally clicked the button to send a group message: Wait! ! ! This classmate! Too much! Is that too much? ! Sansan, I work hard every day to do extra homework for you, how could you do this to Sansan and me! ! ! Decided! ! This student, your homework will be doubled in the next study period! ! Hum, I will not withdraw this sentence, unless I can still live to give you lectures! ! ! ! !
She put away her phone and planned to leave and find a hotel to stay for one night, but suddenly she saw a large golden light behind her.
The shining golden Gilgamesh sneered: Zaxiu, who gave you the courage to tease me.
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The next day, there was a rumor in the school that the teacher passed away at the age of 38.
Xuanhuangta looked at Natasha in confusion: "So, why is it 38?" She remembered that the teacher did not announce her age.
Natasha blew a bubble and shrugged: "Who knows."
—fin—
Underworld Forum:
Netizen: How can we fix things when things are impermanent? ! What the hell is 38? ! Obviously she is still a beautiful girl (salted fish) who is under sixteen and in her prime of life~ (The movie boy is shy.jpg)
