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Tony Stark begins to miss his enemy.
Of course, this does not mean that he hopes that the city he protects will be destroyed, but he has not been active for more than a month. The last time his personal doctor gave him a physical examination, he found that he had gained five pounds.
Think about it! It has been more than a month since the public paid their respects to Iron Man! How terrible!
After thinking about it seriously, he decided to visit an old friend and go to his place to practice his skills.
Yes, that old friend is Bruce Wayne, the Batman who contrasts his life.
He was sleeping when Tony was at the party, sleeping when Tony was making handicrafts, struggling to wake up when Tony was having afternoon tea and going out to spend time pretending to be a playboy, and when Tony was going to bed, he transformed into Batman and prepared to go out, and didn't come back until the early hours of the morning... …
Don't ask Tony how he knows, he has the almighty Jarvis!
He proudly showed off his Jarvis, put on a tin can and jumped out of the window. The elevator opened behind him and sounded the high-decibel voice of Pepper, who was shocked when he saw Iron Man jump out of the window: "Oh my God! Tony... Tucker, what are you doing!"
I'm hanging out.
Iron Man arrived just in the evening and ran into Batman dealing with a murderer. He landed next to him and asked without taking off his helmet: "Hey Batman, what are you doing?"
Batman, who was proud of Iron Man's mischievousness, gave the murderer another round and turned to look over: "Iron Man...what's the matter?"
Iron Man answered nonchalantly, turning his head to look at the pattern the murderer drew on the ground: "Oh? I didn't expect this murderer to be quite artistic... What is this? Magic circle!"
Batman silently looked carefully at the magic circle drawn with blood on the ground. Thinking that this bastard killed people just to draw a magic circle, he couldn't help but kick the man again.
Iron Man looked at it with interest for a long time, and suddenly found a parchment with a sense of era thrown next to him. He picked it up and opened it, turned to Batman and the murderer and read: "Let me see what this is - —
declare. Your body is beneath me, and my fate lies on your sword.
If you follow the destination of the Holy Grail, follow this will and this principle, then respond to me!
I swear this. I am the one who accomplishes all the good deeds in the world, and I am the one who conveys all the evil in the world.
The three great speech spirits that have been entwined with you for seven days, come from the Wheel of Suppression, guardian of the scales——"
There are many convoluted words in the quotations on the parchment, and they are also written in foreign languages. However, Iron Man is not afraid, he has Jarvis (￣▽￣)~*
It was quiet for five seconds, and nothing appeared.
Stark couldn't help but sneered and turned his head——
——The magic circle emitted a red light——
Iron Man, sensing something was wrong, quickly turned his head.
A girl's figure emerged in the light. As the light faded, the girl's figure gradually became apparent - a petite figure, blond hair tied into a ponytail and a black bow, a well-proportioned figure wearing a white skirt - yes, a girl Like a delicate lily, but wearing a white skirt and armor.
Iron Man couldn't help but open his eyes wide.
The girl who appeared in the magic circle opened her eyes that had been closed, quickly glanced around, and then looked past Iron Man and looked at Batman with a solemn expression.
"——Saber followed the summons. Are you my r?"
Um? okokokok? ?
Batman: "...Huh?"
Before Iron Man could react, the girl nodded and responded: "Then the contract is concluded, and my sword will be wielded for you - huh? Only half?"
King Arthur Arturia was simply confused when she saw that she only had half of her contract.
Holy shit! How is this going! Why is the contract only half-full? !
Then she saw the man with a pair of cute cat ears wearing a black tights who had signed a contract with her and said a little stupidly, "Huh?"
Uh-huh? ! Arturia was stunned for a moment, and then judged that she was probably a layman this time.
A layman... Artoria couldn't help but sigh secretly... So, maybe the incompleteness of the contract is also because the other party is a layman?
But to be honest, summoning a heroic spirit only involves drawing a magic circle and saying the summoning words to acknowledge the heroic spirit... Could this be wrong? Scanning the surrounding area, Artoria did not see anything similar to a holy relic, which made her feel somewhat comforted... So her R should have been summoned based on its compatibility, that is, the summoned heroic spirit would be the same as R's. Their personalities are very compatible, so the possibility of any unpleasantness between the two of them is very small.
Just as she was thinking this, the man in black tights said in a deep voice: "No, you are mistaken."
Then before she could reply, she saw a man in black tights walking to a rectangular thing, opening the door and going in. The rectangle paused, then the wheels underneath started to move, turned around and left.
Ah, people's technology is developing so fast nowadays. Back then, we were still riding horses. Judging from the information that automatically appeared in our heads, it seemed that the car was the right one. It ran so fast and disappeared in an instant...
one! Down! At once! without! film! Got it! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴
Arturia watched in silence as the Batmobile went away...far away...
Ah... it was the first time I saw r leaving me and walking away...
Ah...I feel like my sword of victory oath is about to move...
Artoria held down her desire to take action and watched the Batmobile disappear in silence, secretly thinking about how to deal with this situation. Tsk, this guy is so gentlemanly! Too bad! How could I have such a contract partner! Although the contract is only half.
So the question is, should we chase him?
Just as he was thinking about it, Tiepi, who had just been ignored by him, raised his hand: "Hey beauty, look! I summoned you, not that bat!"
Artoria turned her head and saw Tin Can waving the parchment on her phone. She looked at it carefully and saw that it was the summoning spell written on it.
...So the man in the black tights is right, he is indeed not - no, perhaps I should say that he should not be the person to whom he is contracted.
So why there is only half of the contract can be explained - the one who summoned him was Ironhide, but because his shape was too different, he passed by without paying much attention. When he asked about the black tights, he got the other party's recognition - now look He probably just said "Huh?" without knowing why - so he established half a contract with Black Tights and half a contract with Ironhide.
Arturia thought about it carefully and found that the fault ultimately lies with the person who summoned her - so why on earth did you put a red and gold tin can on it! Otherwise I will make a mistake!
Huh? Thinking about the person in the black tights just now, maybe...it wasn't this Ironhide's fault?
Artoria reacted and immediately lowered her head apologetically: "I'm sorry, because I didn't expect that people's dressing tastes are so different now from before. I made a mistake..."
"..." Iron Man dressed strangely.
"But since you chose to summon me together with his help, it must be because you are very good friends, right? Then he will definitely give you half of the Command Seal if you ask." Artoria smiled. Very gentle and polite.
Iron Man: "..." He couldn't help but ask Batman for something.
Tony Iron Man·Super talkative·Always choked to the point where others cannot speak·Being choked by Artoria and speechless·Stark thought deeply: Well, he is worthy of being summoned by me. style.
Note: Some little angels don’t understand, so let’s talk about it here.
The setting of fsn is to summon the heroic spirit - sign half of the contract, and the heroic spirit determines r - establish the other half of the contract, so in fate, after the heroic spirit is summoned, it will ask "are you my r", but generally stand on your side The person in front of you is the one who called you. As a result, she never expected that when King Arthur was summoned, because the Iron Man who summoned her was wearing steel, she thought it was a robot or something like human steel, and she thought Batman wearing a tights was r. In the end, Bat Xia returned the favor to King Arthur and signed the contract directly. Only after making the contract did he realize that something was wrong with the contract.
p.s. I have some free time in the past few days, so I will try my best to update more.
